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61 yo prostitute arrested in Floriduh again.

Go here for story and photos. https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20181224/19-charged-with-prostitution-in-daytonas-operation-blue-christmas

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Business Meeting Extended

I came here with a friend from Dave and Busters, as we decided to see some T&A as the nightcap to our adventures. Club Risque was chosen as the location since we had been drinking…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

LaLa

Got some dances from a Black girl who goes by LaLa that has been dancing at the Hugger for a little while now and I've always been interested in but never got around to trying…

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San Antonio SC

Just curious in club reviews for San Antonio, some say pasties others don't . What's up with that? Would one assume a club having pasties the extras would be less?

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Trip Down Memory Lane

Cabaret Go Go used to be one of mainstays in my early years of mongering. Those were the days I would frequently visit Newark, irvington, and Paterson for guranteed high mileage lapdances. These days Im…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Short review for a short visit

Went to H8N on Saturday before Xmas hoping to repeat a previous Saturday visit of a couple of months ago. Arrived around 3pm. Only a couple of cars in the no-valet parking lot. Had a…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Expensive but high mileage

Came in on a Sunday night. Was relatively slow. Only 5 dancers with 4 white dancers and one Asian vs Black (not quite sure what race). Paid a $20 cover. Sat down at their man…

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Question for Founder

What if dancers could placed a theme song or a playlist of songs they like to dance to on their profile?

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Hot women needing thick bankrolls

I just left a review of Dollies. Scarlett’s is the exact opposite. You have yin and yang. Dollies has past their prime girls looking to show you a good time, and Scarlett’s has beautiful women…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Not much for looks, but dollar stretches

This club has got to be one of the shittiest clubs on the planet. I can’t even imagine a worse one in Tijuana or Thailand. That being said, it always delivers if you are short…

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Have a Merry Christmas

Each and every one

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A few hours until Christmas

I want to pass along a heartfelt Merry Christmas to you all. You have given me much entertainment throughout the year, and I am happy to have this forum to meet and share with one another. I know I've been a…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Is it just me, or have the girls become passive?

I hadn't been to any of the local clubs in several months, so while in the area I stopped by DVLC. It was a Saturday night around 11pm, and there were plenty of girls working,…

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Dancers, Verification, Pictures and Dancer Recognition

Thank you jeebah for the dancers verifications process. Now we can knows if dese dancers is legit and shit. I personality love this feature. And Thank you dancers that are legit and proving it, we love you! and your tiddys! We…

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Entry to the Dancer Lounge

So basically, all I gotta do is the next time I’m at the club, have a dancer hold up a TUSCL piece of paper with a number on it, I snap a pic, make a profile, use that pic to…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

An average club with below par dancers

I am not from the area, but felt like this club was located in middle of nowhere. It had a huge parking lot though. Went on a Saturday afternoon, and there were around 6-8 dancers…

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Day Before and Day After Christmas

What's the club situation like the day before or day after Christmas? Worth going? I gave up on Christmas based on what you all said. The clubs don't have active websites or social media so I dont know

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“jon jones has turned into the donald trump of MMA, a dirty piece of shit that n

Title says it all (hopefully) :)

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Still reliable

EB remains a reliable standby for me in the Northeast. It's actually been getting a little new blood in the past few months. However, it really needs a full transfusion. $5 cover and $5 water is…

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@Founder; A couple of questions

0) Was the PROFILE DESCRIPTION Tagline length changed/reduces to have a smaller number of characters? Can it be increased to include more information? 1)I uploaded a gif before and the “motion” movie effect works, but today I uploaded two more gifs…

Rumors

Roxbury, New Jersey

Disrepair - and a Xmas Eve Daytime visit

So Rumors is one of my regular clubs to visit. Probably 2 - 5 times/month. Haven't written a review for Rumors in 4+ years so figured it's time for an update. The…

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Dancer Directory ?

Seems the location is set to my local area and I can't change it to look at a different area/state - the map doos not scroll plus it's inefficient even if it did - IMO there should be a dropdown…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Bah humbug! The Grinch stole the CR curtains

I can confirm that management at the Cadillac Lounge has indeed taken down the curtains that used to enclose their champagne rooms. This is apparently a precaution against being shutdown like the nearby Foxy Lady…

Gatsby's Pub South

Canton, Ohio

Just So, So

Stopped into South after spending some time in G North. No cover and the girls said that dances at the bar were $10....Hmmm, I thought they were the same price as the dances a G…

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Jingle Bells

Batman smells Robin laid an egg... I dont remember the rest with my little peanut brain so here it is... https://youtu.be/-2ejuQw0Zm8

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Steve Martin's Christmas Wish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_88eTrUPHI

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

The Christmas Naughty List

Because I spend the vast majority of my strip club time at Desire, I thought it was incumbent upon me to provide the best possible information for my fellow perverts. And I say pervert in…

NB Elite Men's Spa

Tijuana, Baja California

Tried something different this time

Stayed in Hotel Rizo this time instead of Hotel Cascadas. Pretty nice quiet alternative hotel to Hotel Cascadas. Took an Uber to NB Elite. Was only charged in Pesos, super cheap, after…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Ho Ho Ho

After finishing some last minute shopping downtown I passed by Pandoras on my way home. I stopped in and low and behold it was fairly empty of customers, but packed out with dancers.…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Scrooged

Visited Wackos on Sunday afternoon. Not terribly busy and only a few dancers working. Given it was one of the last days to make money before Christmas I expected to see more dancers.…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Morgan is well worth the visit

I hadn’t been to Bourbon in a while so I dropped in with some out of town friends on Friday night: The place hasn’t changed much with 3 stages and the 9pm girls, girls,…

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Providence councilwoman-elect wants Foxy Lady reopened, prostitution decriminali

From the Providence Journal. https://www.providencejournal.com/news/20181222/providence-councilwoman-elect-wants-foxy-lady-reopened-prostitution-decriminalized I wish her luck.

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Shit Contest Mr Mack

Greeting to all Tuscl and have American Holidays Christmas happy. Now have 2 goat left after person rent Hoofah for sexies nasties rear fun from homosexuals on site. Father and Umi thanks you for business to help pay…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Vegas bachelor party

Was in Vegas for a bachelor party on a sat night. Got a limo and ended the night at hustlers. Upon arrival, as u can imagine it was pretty packed. Only seats open…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Burlington Hand factory

As long as you manage your expectations you can have a good time here. I sometimes don't like this place but then I have to remember its not Philly. But it can…

Lumberyard

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

What an odd time

Like most, I was in the area and done with work till the next am last week. Decided to wander after Reading reviews on here - saved this for the last stop. Rest of the night…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Atl 12/17/18

10 dancers, same # of guys. Good ol' Victoria slim small tits very onstage friendly. Darcy. Big brunette wearing 1950's Miss America swimsuit thingy. Removed nothing. Heather. Pretty face, spinner bod, green lacy teddy with no pasties. Very…

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Short Story: Christmas Eve At A Strip Club

Just a shameless plug for a Christmas strip club short story I wrote at Mitchell Brothers, and posted for the Articles Section of this website. Can also read it at the following link at WritersCafe dotorg and at Wattpad dotcom.…

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Holiday porn

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2079595775

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Twas the night before Christmas in the strip club.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Goj79NaGQ4

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Couple

It was pretty busy. We wasted a lot of money trying to tip and wait on girls who were not interested in dancing for couples, which is sad because we both enjoy the experience equally,…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

DD

Stopped in on a Thursday evening. Paid to park, cover, and got a beer. Club was busy bot not packed. Good amount of girls. Most were Cubans. Some usa girls,…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Latina everywhere

I visited chicas two consecutive days in the afternoon. Took Uber from the strip to the casino nearby. Crossed the street and got into the club. In the afternoon they didn’t ask for cover and…

The Office

Miami, Florida

not quite tootsies

On a recent recon trip to Tootsies I noticed this club was very close and thought it worth a stop also. Easy to find and the parking lot was nearly empty so in I went.…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

0 hot girls

These girls are whales and they are not very great to look at. The worst part of this visit came when one of the whales tried to give me lapdance and than queefed on me.…

Visions

Madison, Wisconsin

Good location, generous pours, laid back env., however beware of parking..

Visions isn't bad if you're looking for some laid back fun near downtown Madison, WI. Big advisory: Parking can be a challenge - *do not park* at the Mexican restaurant or auto parts…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

cavern of a place

Not exactly my kind of club but on a recent swing thru south beach I had a couple down days and a rent car at my disposal so I did a bit of booby scouting.…

Rick's Cabaret Odessa

Odessa, Texas

Women chasing the oil money

Arrived at Ricks shortly after 10pm. Cover at 10 jumps from 10 to 15 dollars. Plenary of tables and chairs surrounding the one main stage and two side stages. Seemed most folks sat…

Molly Browns

Daytona Beach, Florida

Molly Browns

There is a decent cluster of clubs in Daytona Beach. A couple years back, I would check out Grandview and Lollipops more, but I prefer Molly Browns these days because the dances I get are…

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How do we get more girls in VIP ?

OK, isn't this the ultimate question we all care about ? But seriously. One of the purposes of the VIP Room was to interact with dancers. I truly appreciate BBS, but at some point,…

Deja Vu presents Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Shreveport, Louisiana

Great hangout place

The most recent review (10/1/18) of this place is very accurate. I went the same time of the week and have many of the same sentiments. The girls are very pretty in the 7-8 range. Cover…

Diamond Men's Club

Cleveland, Ohio

May have been an off night

So, I arrive about 1130, I expected to see more business and customers than I did. At most, I saw about 8 dancers. I bought a beer and went to sit down. That's when it…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Not cheap, but best place 4 SC fun in the Northern VA/DC Area

I've traveled extensively and visited many clubs throughout the US-48 States. One of my biggest pet peeves with the Washington, DC/Northern VA area is that the vast majority of clubs in DC-proper (particularly in…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Much Attention at the Stage

My girlfriend and I went for the first time at her suggestion. Casa is one of the two clubs I feel were actually built to be strip clubs, with stages in the middle of the…

Chez Joey

Baltimore, Maryland

My favorite club on the Block

After a poor first impression which I detailed in a old review, Chez Joey has become my go-to club on the block. It is a little pricier than some of the others - VIP starts…

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Membership Cards

@founder...With all these changes, and encouraging more reviews of clubs, the clubs will also benefit. What if we could have a tuscl membership card that could get us discounts on admission or drinks in clubs?

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What does your ATF say after having sex with you?

Q. What does your ATF say after having sex with you? A. "Next!"

Silhouette's Bikini Sports Bar & Grill

Chattanooga, Tennessee

Had to be better than TV

Been a while since I've been in here. Got there a little after midnight. There were about 12 dancers the best was an 8, the rest were between 4s and low 7s imho. Not much…

Xscape GoGo

Paterson, New Jersey

first time

i wasnt here long but ill give a quick review of all the places right around there .. im putting it on this places feed cause xscape was fun and i wanna go back there...…

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A dancer told me she was a "sub." How should I treat her in a VIP dance?

I know what the word means (of course) but I'm not sure how that translates to behavior towards the dancer in a extras-friendly Detroit club. Any advice?

Bucks Racks & Ribs

Greenville, South Carolina

Hope in Greenville?

Arrived around 9:00 p.m. on Saturday evening. Have not been here in 2+ years because of how bad was lady visit. $7 to get in and door girl was friendly and hot. Reason…

Vegas Strip Gentlemen's Club

Battle Creek, Michigan

Christmas party

This past Friday December 20th was Vegas strips holiday party. The one time of the year they open at 7am and it’s always packed. Always great food offerings including a made to order omelette station…

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I seem to have found myself in the wrong place

When that old gipsy told me that I would be magically teleported to a place full of whoremongers this wasn't quite what I was expecting. I appear to be stuck here for the time being unfortunately so I will have…

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Is it $52 to be in here?

With the extra $2 for the new couch fund?

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Where can I get a full touch to touch dance in IL?

Or a bj

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Unverified Member

So, if I can get a verified member. Say BBS, to verify my member, am I then a verified member? Asking for a friend.

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Verified PL

Wow...a dick pic actually got me verified!

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Mixed Clubs Becoming Black Clubs

Just a couple weeks ago I hit a club in Flint that was listed as mixed on TUSCL. Even a Flintstone at a local dive bar said it was a mixed club. When I got there, 100% of the dancers…

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Question abour getting a girl in Mexico

Are you suppose to pay first or pay after? Any different for a place like the HK versus getting a girl at CDMX?

Sonny's Bar and Gentlemens Club

Chandler, Arizona

Bang $

My time was tight, allowing myself 20 minutes, maybe 30. I walked immediately to the stage, tipping one of the two dancers. Almost immediately after finding a table near stage a very attractive, socially skilled stripper…

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How it feels when you get book s in your inbox

How it feels when you get boobs in your inbox https://imgur.com/gallery/LmUkydo Hell yeaaaa

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Eh, dancers don't approach non-whales, non-regulars.

2nd time here. 1st time was 7-10 years ago where I won some cash on their spinning wheel thing. Then no one approached me for dances, even after I won. Same time as last time…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

Update on my favorite place

PTs is definitely worth it if you like BYOB and beautiful dancers. I visit this place regularly So I want to share some random updates and thoughts. Be aware that Friday and Saturday have higher cover…

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Validation

I must admit that I’ve gotten tickled by everyone worrying about whether they are a “verified member “. Maybe that’s part of why we club. Having a cute, dancer want to spend time with us, find us…

Strip Club Car Kit

I am not the type of guy that sits at home on a Saturday night and decides to go to a strip club out of lack of other things to do. Virtually all of my strip club visits come after visits to other locations, whether that is work, visiting a friend or client, running errands, or on the way home from a restaurant or bar. Thus, I carry a strip club car kit. I will outline below the items in my kit: 1. Dude Shower. These are disposable body wipes, similar to baby wipes, only thicker. They are designed for men to wash up when there is no shower available. I prefer the individually packaged wipes versus the dispenser packs. Dude…

Woody's

Islamorada, Village of Islands, Florida

Still Open and Worth Your Time

Not really much new to comment on but it has been over a year and this place does not get many reviews so I will update a bit. I visited a couple times over…

Exotic Kitty's

Bakersfield, California

Better Than the Competition

Have been to Deja Vu Centerfolds and wanted to sample the competition, Exotic Kitty's. It's an ornate structure in an industrial part of Bakersfield. I was welcomed by two guys at the desk. We chatted…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Not as I remember it

I first visited here back in college and remember the diversity of girls so you never had a problem finding your type.Theres a main stage and two side stages.Plenty of TVs to watch sports as…

Lady Vi's

Superior, Wisconsin

Slooooow

Ventured back for a midweek visit last week. Boring. Many others have noted how this joint can be hit or miss. It is particularly true on weeknights and woooo this time was brutal.…

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'Twas the night before the night before Christmas

Nope, that was not an unintended repetition. It is the night before Christmas Eve, when girls are making their last push for Xmas money since they know that Christmas Eve is going to be shit for them. I…

Pompano Gold Club

Pompano Beach, Florida

More Improvement

Wednesday late afternoon, I finished up in my office about 3:30 and decided to head to Pompano, I have been hitting the Gold Club in the late afternoon, for a while now as the place…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Great first time visit!

I've been checking out reviews of this place for some time now and was finally in the area and dropped in on a Tuesday afternoon. Bought a 6 pack and had a few hours to…

Lux Views/ Centerfolds

Superior, Wisconsin

At least the darts players had fun

1 dancer when I first walked in. Week night visit. Eventually I believe a total of 4 wandered in by eight or so. Super super slow. There were literally no customers when I…

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Verified members

Just to clear up any confusion. The is NO BENEFIT to being a verified member on this site at this time. The only people that need to be verified are dancers, and they only need to be verified if they want free…

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Whats your favorite sc perfume

Which ones makes panties drop...

Silks

Palm Harbor, Florida

Decent club

This club is more of a dive bar. Drinks are cheap and some nice looking ladies for the price. Cover was $10. About 6 girls working, 3 white, 2 black, and 1 latina. A few…

Club 1245

Tallmadge, Ohio

Several girls but slim pickings

Haven't visited here in a while so decided to stop by around 9PM. Walked in and several girls sitting sround eating donuts and playing with their phones.. Three customers sitting sround the bar. Not…

Deja Vu Hollywood

Los Angeles, California

Clubs sucks

This is admittedly a late review, but I went in for a Christy Mack feature dance (early December). Never got around to writing the review until now, but it was the Christy Mack, so it…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

New Talent

It seems that Divas has added some new talent to the day shift. I hadn't been inside this club in the last several months, but last time I was in, there were three dancers, and…

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Do college girls make good strippers?

With the high cost of college these days I will occasionally run into a girl working as a stripper to pay for school or to pay off college loans after graduating. Do these girls make good strippers or do they…

Trixie's Adult Entertainment Complex

Louisville, Kentucky

I think they don’t want to be a strip club.

Trixie’s has gone through a lot of changes recently. The current incarnation has a live music venue on the left, where the original full nude, no alcohol club of a decade or so ago…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Latina Land

Decided to visit here on a wed. night with some friends. Parking lot pretty big so i just park myself and the cover was like 13 or 14 bucks at the time i went…

Hanky Panky

North Fair Oaks, California

Gave it a try

I was in the area on a Saturday night around 10 PM. Checked in with the bouncers and paid $10 cover. Got a Corona for $7. I then sat in the corner for ablout 30…

Odyssey Showgirls

Muskegon Heights, Michigan

BORING....

If all you are looking for is a chance to see a naked crotch, this place is ok. I will personally drive to Lansing or Detroit from now on as this place leaves a lot…

Shady Lady Lounge

Kansas City, Missouri

Nice variety of girls

This club has two stages. The main stage is kind of in the middle of the room and the other is along the back wall. There are columns that can block your view of the…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

One review, three visits

Hello everyone, I am going write one review for the past three visits to Hong Kong Tijuana. The first time I went was for Halloween weekend in 2017. The second was for MLK weekend. The most…

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Cute guy #2 wants to hang out with me but I realized that he is a proud trump su

Why do all the trunp supporters hit on me lolol

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Why would a very cute guy on tinder tell me I'm very pretty after I tell him he

Ok

Gossip

Melville, New York

Pretty....pretty good.

I stopped in at Gossip last night and I haven't been there in a long time. For a while I was going here pretty regularly but it has been about a year since I went.…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

so there are indeed lap dances in dc!

went on a whim to while away a slow work day with a late lunch and wine. burger was great, just missed the lunch specials unfortunately. wine was pricey, but hey what do you expect…

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Is this where the front room make out sessions happen now?

Tittle says it all

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Who else is in here?

Hi!

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

Busiest place on the Block

The Red Room is a long narrow bar down a steep set of steps off the street on the block. Upon climbing down those steps, there were about a dozen MILF’ey dancers along with the…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Good club for BYOD, and WATCH naked girls

Visited around mid night, parking lot was almost empty, if you don’t count dancer’s and staff cars. Again, 25 dollars to get in if you have annual membership or their wise it will be 40…

Foxtail Go Go

Manville, New Jersey

Its heading down hill at least weekday evenings

I used to be a fan of this place, had a decent number of younger Latina dancers and some white, that were fairly attractive and gave good dances in the back. Some a…

Sonny's Bar and Gentlemens Club

Chandler, Arizona

Love/Hate

I stopped into Sonny's the past Friday night, probably around 10pm, for their annual Christmas Party. They had a huge inflatable Santa out front, a dude dressed as Santa wandering about handing out gifts…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Good time, good pace

I showed up and gave myself an early Christmas present. Place was full of other middle aged PL’s/senior citizens and 2 groups of younger, late 20’s early 30’s guys. Since the place was packed, girls…

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Happy Festivus!

The airing of grivences and feats of strength!

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"moderated by the discussion makers."

Exactly how do I moderate a discussion that I have started? Can I delete a post that I don't like or think is inappropriate? Or do I just just continue to ignore them?

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More new Features

I just figured out that if someone has you on ignore you can not see their posts either

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

'Tis the Season

I arrived at the club around 7:45pm, wanting to kill a few hours before I had to head back to work. The club seemed near desolate being near Christmas, most regulars having fled Austin…

The Geisha House

Madison, Wisconsin

Well it happened again!

Life took me through Madison again last week and the itch was back - I haven’t strip clubbed or porn hubbed since I was here earlier this month. Went in and was greeted by the…

Emperors Pasco

Holiday, Florida

Don't Knock It

Bottom line up front: Knockers is ghetto dive, but I wouldn’t hesitate to visit it again. It’s located on Highway 19 cattycorner to a MacDonald’s directly across the street from the Fairfield Inn where I…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

Room Price Plus $40 Is A Good Deal

I decided to check out the Flamingo on the way out of town, arriving about 1:00 p.m., about an hour after the posted opening time of 12:00. No cover, not even a door man.…

Desire

Port Richey, Florida

Not Impressed, But Probably Worth Another Visit

I stopped by Desire at about 9:00 p.m. It’s a smallish club at the corner of Highway 54 and Grand Boulevard. The parking lot is a little tight, but no charge to park.…

Club 15

Lake Hopatcong, New Jersey

Not my scene

My visit was at 1 am on the Saturday before Christmas. I was in the area visiting family over the holidays. I haven’t been here since it was High Heels, so I decided to check…

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Dancer Verification

This is for Dancers only. If you're a dancer (at a club, or independent) and you would like to become verified on this site, please contact us. Verified dancers receive all VIP benefits of tuscl for FREE. (Read reviews,…

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GreaT Job Founder!

I love this idea. I am sure everyone will appreciate having this private area that is not subject to google searches. Thank you for all your hard work!

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Close To A Deal, But No Cigar

Bare Assets is clearly the king of the Port Richey area strip club hill. It’s in a nice building fronting on Highway 19. A stretch limo was parked out front when my Uber…

Showgirls Men's Club

Plant City, Florida

Nice Club In The Middle Of Nowhere

I was on I-4 headed toward Tampa and saw the sign for Showgirls. I had no idea there was a club in this area since it’s basically in the middle of nowhere, but I…

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New Discsussion Rooms

Welcome to the new discussions. The Front Room is the new name for the old discussion board. Use it and abuse it as you always have. There are two new discussion rooms: The VIP room is for current VIP level members of…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

An evening at the Cricket

I typically visit the Michigan Avenue clubs and H8N during the day. During the day, I chose my clubs based on how long I intend to stay. If it is a short visit, I typically…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Still holds up

Second time at the crazy horse, first time on a non-weekend night. The hours of operation was confusing. I thought for some reason they would stay open until 3am. Arrived at 1am and it…

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Welcome to the VIP

It is my intention that this room serve as a respite from the front room. This is a place for verified dancers to advertise themselves, and for guys that appreciate them to get to know each other. There is no…

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Nashville 2AMer.

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (WKRN) - Two men were shot in the parking lot behind the Deja Vu Showgirls Gentleman's Club in Nashville. The club was still open when Metro police responded around 5 a.m. Sunday to 1418 Church Street. A 30-year-old…

Allure Gentlemen's Club

Port Richey, Florida

A Lot Of Bang For Your Buck

Allure is pretty much a dive bar. It’s kind of rough looking, and so are the customers, but it’s not in a bad area so I didn’t have any safety concerns. There was no…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Another visit to the Cab

Arrived around 9pm. Paid the $15 entrance fee. As soon as I walk in, a waitress take my hand and seats me at a table in front of the stage after I ordered…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Not great the afternoon I went

It’s kinda in an out of the way spot. I wasn’t paying for parking. No way. Parked on the street next door. $15 cover. Place is not as nice as some of the other…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Still restrictions on floor but not as bad as some earlier reports

Sat/Sunday 12/23 about 12:45AM to 1:30AM After Sugar 44 took a quick stop at Hi-Liter since have not been since 11/8/2017 - gee almost a year - gosh. Have read the extreme restrictions after the raid…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

Fuego is still open, still the number 1 spot for Latinas in the DMV

What the title says. So this past Friday I woke up from my post-work nap a bit late to go out to regular clubs (2:30am) and my go-to Showcase closes at 3. What to do? I…

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The brotherhood

OK, it's the approach of the New Year. I think we all need to take solace in the brotherhood we share in wanting to look at naked women and maybe getting more then next expected. Remember that PL on the…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

The Cricket

My recent trip to the Cricket been a while since I visited me and a buddy decided to meet here for lunch. The previous reviews about parking and layout are accurate. Arrived about 3pm nice…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Sat 11 PM to 12:36 PM

I thought maybe would not be very busy Sat night before Christmas since maybe lots of folks when out of town or were broke from shopping! This was the first time the parking lot only had…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

The Lodge: December 2018

> Intro: I have been to The Lodge many times, but this was my first time back in a long time (over 2 years). > Club Vibe: The Lodge is set up like an "upscale men's lodge".…

Club Castaway

Whatley, Massachusetts

Lucky time

Met a new girl this time, well a few, but the most notable was Lucky. She is an ebony princess with a face for the movies and big, weighty titties that make you want to…

T & A Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Changed the inside but same club.

I went here on a Thursday night with a friend. It was about 8pm, the door guy didn't charge us cover, I don't know why. The only bad thing is they took our ids and…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

First time here, little pushy but ok

Stopped in here for the first time to give it a try. Little hole in the wall bar nothing special. I have to say that the $5 dances on the floor went a long way.…

Essex Gentleman's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

A Quick Visit

I popped my head in at Essex for a quickie if you will, or a "pre-game" as we call it for some grindage and some bud lights to get the night started. Normally I prefer…

Omar's

Lansing, Michigan

Pretty good time overall

Went on a Saturday around 11PM. Not enough dancers, less than 10 overall for probably 50+ customers. First lap dance was with Shigo who was cute. Had 3 with her for $25 each. Lap dances…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

They are closed

Unfortunately, Foxy Lady has closed. I went there for their annual christmas holiday. Sad to find out they are closed. Apparently, police arrested 3 of their girls for solicitation, and they have revoked their business…

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Why are strip club customers like savings accounts?

Q. Why are strip club customers like savings accounts? A. Without a lot of money they don't generate much interest.

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

After two trips for Hong Kong TJ, I’m planning my third!

First review tuscl board! I have experience going up to Canada BC and to frequent the AMP that are up there, but the scene got a bit stale overtime. I wanted to try an actual…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

I keep trying

Was bored on a Wednesday night, so decided to make the drive out-about 30-40 minutes from home and I arrived at about 10:15. Just a few details: the bathroom is to your right, where there’s…

Tijuana

Are both Tijuana border crossings on opposite sides of the 805 freeway?

Is it easy to walk between the two? Or is it just one border but two ways to cross (with that long pedestrian bridge in between them)? The entrance by the Jack in the Box, which one is

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

High performance Porsche

I dropped in to Wise Guys at about 3:00 on a Saturday afternoon. I sat down and paid Lexi $5 for a water and the $3 cover. After just a couple of minutes,…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

First visit to Bourbon Street

This was my first visit to Bourbon Street. I arrived around 1pm and the club wasn't busy but wasn't dead either. There was no cover charge. I read other reviews that the club is very…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Another Good Night

I hadn't been to Pleasant Moments in awhile, but it was another good night. The selection was typical - about 15 Hispanic women of all shapes and sizes, but with most on the heavier side.…

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Ever go to a new club because a fav performed higher mileage there?

I recently decided to stop by a club I rarely go to and ran into one of my favs from another bar. She told me she dances at both and is able to provide higher mileage at the club I…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Poquito pucha....Mucho Leches - Part II of II

Poquito pucha....Mucho Leches - Part II The next morning, I decided to walk through the club on my way to Azul and saw an arresting sight in the form of a buxom beauty dancing on the…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Poquito pucha....Mucho Leches - Part I

Poquito pucha....Mucho Leches - Part I "Poquito" she cooed as she lay in by my side and I slid my left hand over over her soft pucha while cuddling her right breast with my right hand…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Tame

Man, if you’ve got ED , this is the spot. Lotsa old guys giving back rubs, giving up coats, and buying potato skins for entertainers. I felt like LeBron Watching a D-league game. Varied talent,…

Rose Gentleman's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Unexpected treasure

I'm not going to go into the layout of this place, because it hasn't changed in awhile. Arrived at 2pm, knowing about the "half-price" daytime rooms. Dances have gone up to $15 each. Private rooms…

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A great Christmas present!

I do hope that "Christmas" pisses some off! Not the posting, but CHRISTMAS! https://www.facebook.com/1537798909845299/videos/1537802233178300/?tn-str=k*F "

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Do dancers care if you’re married?

Someone mentioned that dancers would go broke without their married customers. I suspect this is true, but last night I met a dancer that really seemed to prefer that I’m single. We talked about relationship stuff like unfaithful boyfriends and…

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When perfume is the taboo

Just curious. For all the married gents, does the perfume from a hot stripper stop you from getting a dance? Personally it does for me. Hard to explain why women perfume is all over you. Do you do the smell…

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Do the girls work together?

One time I got a dance from a girl who thought I smelled great and asked all about what I was wearing. Then later in the same visit a different girl I was talking to recognized my scent and guessed…

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The Lost Dancer

I met a newbie dancer at HK and after we were done arriba I told her I would walk her down to club. As we walked down to main lobby of the hotel, she insisted on entering the rear entrance of…

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Dancers trying use the same tactic or being genuine?

Doing one of my visits i've had about 4 different dancers come up to me and said im hot, they were 7s and 1 is say a 9 cause of personality. It does give me a ego boost considering i…

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I got played (full story)

I meet her last Sunday at Palazio's in Austin I was drunk so I was in a good mood. I'm chatting up the chick at the entrance because my Uber driver tells me that's his beset friend. I pay and…

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I got me a youtube channel and I Crop Dusted a Cop

I crop dusted a cop. Haha He didnt like it. My grandma was proud! You get to see the real me and I am sexy as fuck https://youtu.be/erjzq8Y1A34

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

Do they post a schedule anywhere?

Do they post a schedule anywhere?

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Blonde bombshell speaks my mind so many times.... We have such a similar sex dri

Ok

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Goat Rent

Allah send blessing to TUSCL sexies nasties persons. I hear favorite daughter #1 law student go Texas foghorns my sweet Poosche want clean house naked. Umi is disgust but father no that his sweet Poosche is only making…

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Lingerie Modeling

Anybody ever tried one of these? How does it work without getting ROed. Do they dance or is it just a brothel. This one in Tampa has some hot big tiddy gals on their IG https://www.instagram.com/geminilingeriemodeling/

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Denial is a mundane way for humans to respond to the challenge of living in a so

Title says it all.

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I got played like a dumbass

I thought I was impervious to there mind games at this point... guess i was wrong now I've caught feeling and she's gone MIA. I mean what is "real" anyway, the way she made me feel was real, the fact…

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Why is a stripper like your big toe?

Q. Why is a stripper like your big toe? A. They're both easy to bang on the coffee table.

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Got my first air dance

Met a cute and funny girl who said she has 2 dance prices “depending on how many rules you want to break.” I asked what that meant and it turned out to just be bikini vs topless. I went with…

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Anyone *ahem* been to parx lately?

I hear the poker room is full of amateurs. Especially some of the women! Just kidding - I'm just too easily distracted by good looking girls that I can't ever break their bank. ;) :)

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Dancer over count songs

Wondering how you gents handle those bag apples over count songs. I encountered instances where the B would double the number.

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Love going to bed topless..wish I was cuddling with a cute guy topless

Ok maybe when I go back to my apartment I will actually invite boys over idk

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I miss men making me horny

Ok

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Shailynn?

I was going to bump the other thread, but saw that it was closed for comments. Anyone hear from him? I know he's met some people here, so I thought they may have his contact info. He hasn't posted since before…

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I deserve a medal

I deserve a medal for putting up with Pistola trolling me

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The secret handshake

From reading this board I would think that it’s extremely common for a dancer to indroduce herself with some OTP dick play. That has never happened to me. What’s the secret password to get the secret handshake?

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Hey guys I'm gonna start a job as a nude house cleaning lady :)

Ok

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I got GPS in the MackTruck

It is telling me where your basement is

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GPS has anyone hooked up with one?!

We all seem them, the one that stands out confident and a straight 10. Anyone make it a mission to see if they can get one?! When i see one id go for it and see how we click unless…

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Topless or nude house cleaner.

Has anybody here ever use a topless or nude house keeper? Just wondering how well they cleaned. I guess if they were good looking you might not care.

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For the ladies on here. How to Make a Sports Bra Using a Men's Brief

https://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Sports-Bra-Using-a-Men's-Brief?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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Party bus driver, a woman, accused of firing a gun outside a Phoenix strip club

PHOENIX, AZ (3TV/CBS5) -- A party bus driver who takes customers around town to local strip clubs was arrested after police say she pointed a gun at a customer and fired the gun into the air. On Dec. 14, the bus…

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Truly dangerous gangs and strip clubs

When I was travelling for work, i was warned away from a couple of clubs in El Paso and Phoenix because they were in bed with or heavily frequented by MS13. Earlier this week, a TV in the club…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Are Isabella and Sabrina now on the schedule the same

Are Isabella and Sabrina now on the schedule the same 2 hot blondes who danced and left for awhile?

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Why are employees such fucking idiots sometimes.

I just got into a truck an employee took home a couple times. I cant find stuff that should be in there like a razor knife. Last time I checked there were 3 in there. FUCKING TRUCK IS MISSING THE…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Rumor has it that the VIP rooms are shut down

Rumor has it that the VIP rooms are shut down because of the Foxy Lady closing. Purely a rumor. Confirm for yourself.

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spinner definition

Ive been trying to figure out what a "spinner" type dancer is from the reviews but im striking out on a definition. in civilian world its an old single woman but that doesnt seem to fit the context that its…

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Imagine Nicole and Skibum on a date ...this is the rundown:

-we would obviously get into debate - I would win Ok

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Atlanta area clubs continue to battle with the cities.

Sandy Springs may have won the battle to shut down its strip clubs, but at least one venue is going down swinging. Flashers, one of the three clubs in the city forced out of business in September, filed a federal lawsuit…

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Do not train a child to learn by force or harshness; but direct them to it by wh

Title says it all.

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Blond bombshell

https://www.google.com/search?q=blondbombshell&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari

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Hundreds of Foxy Lady employees out of work after city board shuts strip club do

The loss of jobs is something the do-gooders never think about when they shut down strip clubs. A group of Detroit ministers have been campaigning against strip clubs for years. But the city's economy will only suffer…

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Anyone ever had a shit night at the SC where no girls interest you?

I recently had a shit night where no dancer got my attention. I spent most of my time talking with the bartender, she was cool af btw and was trying to find me a 9-10 knowing i have high standards…

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Why is it a blessing to wake up in bed next to a stripper?

Q . Why is it a blessing to wake up in bed next to a stripper? A. Because the crazy bitch didn't kill you in your sleep.

Bachelor party types

Just as there are certain types of customers who go to strip clubs, so there are types at bachelor parties. At parties, the roles seem even more consistent and sharply defined. Maybe that's because weddings tend to sort people into hierarchies based their relationship with the bride and groom. Anybody who's been to a wedding has a pretty good idea of what I'm talking about. So here are a few bachelor party guest stereotypes. 1. The Bachelor The big kahuna; the star of the show. He generally submits to his nude lap dances with a sense of obligation rather than genuine prurience. He's well-aware that he is his buddies' excuse to get drunk and throw money at strippers, and he doesn't want to…

My sexual bucket list

I recently experienced what you could call a multiyear sex drought – the last few years of my marriage were miserable and without intimacy (I still refused to cheat on her). After she left me and took the kids, I was an emotional wreck for about three years, not sure if I even wanted to live anymore, and didn't think much about sex. A couple years ago I decided to start living life again and began drinking and mongering. It was long overdue. Sex is one of life's greatest pleasures and I savor every intimate encounter, no matter how brief. I have no desire to enter into another relationship and risk getting bent over a table twice in one lifetime. I'm…

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iceyloco is very clearly a troll

no reviews has ridiculous points that no man would ever seriously consider. fuck this person. hit ignore.

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lapdance injury

my regular sc outfit (green spandex jumpsuit was in the wash) so i thew on a reasonably soft pair of sweatpants and headed out (no underwear) got a really hot series of dances from a hottie and at one point…

Club Harem

Baltimore, Maryland

I stopped in this establishment a few weeks ago and

I stopped in this establishment a few weeks ago and was literally Blown away of the amount of fun I had. The staff were very helpful and nice. One of my favorites was Rosie. I had a very nice time…

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So the wife rolls over

Slaps her husband and says that's for being a horrible lover for the past 20 years.... The husband thinks about it and slaps her on the ass and says that is for knowing the difference

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Blondebmbshell visit

Visited today and had a real good time. Girl has some serious skills across the board. She can move and move you and appreciated a rainfall.

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Christmas Eve, Christmas, Day After on the East Coast

What are clubs like? Will they be totally empty? Could that be a good thing if dancers are just focused on you as the only customer?

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A stripper outfit that gets to the point

https://ve.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_pifbaylIAr1xmc99p.mp4

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Appearance leading to better service

We've talked about what to wear to a club as far as LDK pants and such. I actually don't do that, my normal attire is a 2 or 3 piece semi custom suit in super 120 s, or in a…