So this isn't an afterwork spot

If you've ever read my reviews before, you'll know that this is one of my-if not my favorite club. I say this knowing that most people will hate this club, but for my niche wants in a club, for me and that small segment of society that matches, its a great club. However, my glowing reviews really are about the club at night, I've never done the afterwork vibe at this place. I had the chance today so here goes.

I arrived around 5:30. No parking fee. The bouncer does give me a wand down, and the girl at the door collects 10.00. Again, very few places here are collecting a cover at 5pm, but at least it's not the 20.00 that it is at night. I knew from the cars out side that it wasn't going to be packed, but there were even fewer people than I'd imagined. I didn't do a good count on the girls, but I'd say about twenty or so. I didn't find the dayshift girls to be really any different than the night shift girls. Which is good for me, because I like the booby trap girls. A little less variety (no AAs) which you can chalk that up to there being a smaller number on shift. All Latina, mostly Cuban but not all. In the 6-8 range, no beauty queens but all fairly serviceable, with a few spinners in the mix, but most having what I hit the trap for, fat tits and ass. The club is notorious for the wallet draining bleed by a thousand paper cuts of its infamous tip parade, which was on display - but not too bad (for example I came with about 35 in singles and left with around 15 of that after an hour). Only one girl on stage at a time for 3 songs, and the dancing & energy was very minimal, but to be expected for day shift. My beer was 7.00 which is regular price. Now I know that at that time it was 2 for 1, but no two for one was offered or spoken of. Classic booby trap, just fucking their customers in the ass. I didn't want a second beer anyway so I really didn't care other than the principle.

The girls though did not do as much circling as night, and most were in groups with usually a guy or two talking. So it really made it difficult to see who the talent was and get access to them (because most were sitting down and never got up). On an after work, i usually have a limited time to get in & get out, so I'm not trying to wait out chicks. I find 3 that pique my interest, classic booby trap girls, fat tits & inflated ass. One however looks different as she is ass and rock hard muscle & wearing glasses which is a rarity. I settle in on the two blonde cubanas with outrageous proportions but they are eating shit in a booth. Finally one comes on stage and as she hits me up on the tip walk i ask for a dance which she readily obliges. in the dance booth she is a little older in the face, but personally i like women not girls so good with me. Ass is pumped up & rock hard, which i go back and forth as to whether i like that or not. Dance was OK. Nothing special, but her breasts were surprisingly real. Given more time I think I could have gotten much more out of here on the dance, but I just didn't have the time or the interest in seeing this any further. When I leave the room, the other fat ass cuban rubia is getting off the stage so I immediately go to her and she obliges. Side note: both of these chicks were comiendo mierda in a booth together with some other folks, when I was all along willing to shell out dollars to them. They both readily took my dance money instead of going back to the booth, so they want the dollars but will sit on their (outrageously fat asses) and not chase the dollars. rant over. Now this one has an ever fatter ass, which unlike her friend was soft & jiggly. Her outrageously huge tits were real, which blew my mind. She was blessed with some classic big fucking tits. Unfortunately with all that tits and ass she skimps on the dance to sell me on the VIP room. I'm not here for that so instead of pumping up her wallet to match that body, I cut it short after one dance. I end my evening there and head back on the road, knowing what I always knew, that i should have left the cubanas alone and went with the muscle bound 4 eyed stallion. It's weird, i don't think I've ever had a good dance experience with a blonde Cuban, and am not particularly attracted to blondes, but you throw some fat ass & tits in there and its tough for me not to be suckered in. Always like, maybe this girl, will be the one. But it never is.