Club Harem
425 E Baltimore St Baltimore, MD 21202

Surprised, then disappointed...

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prettyboyd
Feb 27, 2019, 4:08 AM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

Went in on a Sunday night after a visit to the club next door. Wanted specifically to come to this club because of the reviews I have seen on TUSCL, it seemed like the only club that I would actually be interested in. Made a short detour because one of the hawkers outside convinced me to take a look at another club.

Once inside, I was actually surprised. From many descriptions of clubs on the block I have read here, I expected chemically altered girls looking lackluster and overweight girls, or girls outside their prime. This crop of girls was actually halfway decent. No absolute stunners, but some really nice candidates for a couple of dances. I zeroed in on a slim redhead, because that's my type, but got ambushed by a busty little Hispanic looking (honestly, she very well just could have been Italian, but she definitely had pretty dark hair) girl that came by and sat down at the bar with me. I gave in and bought her an overly priced drink when the bartender asked to reward her for her time, because I know that's how they make their money there, and I knew I wasn't going to be doing much else with her. She talked a little too much for my taste, and I didn't really dig her body type, so when she offered a dance, I politely declined.

I ended up having to ask the bartender to grab the little redhead I wanted, because she got off the stage and went straight to the back, and never came back out. That should have been my first warning. She sat down, and I bought a drink when asked, and we started to talk. She was decent conversation, but nothing special. After a very short time, she started in to the sales pitch. She offered 15 minutes for $85, and when I asked if I could just do dances individually, she declined, and so I declined to do anything. I'm not going to commit to 15 minutes and almost $100 without seeing whether the dances are going to be halfway decent. I guess that's the game down on the block though. I left shortly after, as there was no one else that really did it for me, and I was tired of running around.

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