Something I do to make me feel better about myself. I look at celebrities/quater

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Muddy
USA
And it fucking works man! You guys should try it. I guarantee you'll like be at like 70% (I'm at like 80%) They all seem to like these petite blonde skeletons that do nothing for me.



Then I realize I am fucking lonely as type this and they aren't. Well hell fuck it, it felt good for a couple minutes.

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nicespice
6 years ago
awww
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JohnTitor
6 years ago
Just don't look at hockey player wives & girlfriends.
Puckbunnies are a rare species of beautiful, cool and DTF
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Muddy
6 years ago
Note:Also avoid soccer stars wives. Those dudes got good taste.
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twentyfive
6 years ago
^ Just get all of the mirrors out of your house, see don't you feel better about yourself now ; )
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Daddillac
6 years ago
Get a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you think I am sexy" then just sit at green lights till you feel better about yourself
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Warrior15
6 years ago
Muddy, you probably have paid your girls a lot less than those celebrities will pay their wives too .
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Call.Me.Ishmael
6 years ago
... huh...
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crazyjoe
6 years ago
Good story
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ATACdawg
6 years ago
Lol, Dad! Just made my day and it's only 9:48 am.
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skibum609
6 years ago
I know exactly when I will once again realize I am the luckiest guy on earth. Friday I plan on leaving poker by 2 am. At 5 the alarm will ring and all I will have to do is get in a warm car, put on noice cancelling headphones and fall back to sleep. The car will be packed, my Yeti will be filled with coffee for when I awaken and my wife will drive us to skiing and I will wake up eiothe r on the way or when she shoves me in the parking lot. This is when I will realize how lucky I am and not when we meet a couple at night to swap.
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