And it fucking works man! You guys should try it. I guarantee you'll like be at like 70% (I'm at like 80%) They all seem to like these petite blonde skeletons that do nothing for me.
Then I realize I am fucking lonely as type this and they aren't. Well hell fuck it, it felt good for a couple minutes.
Just don't look at hockey player wives & girlfriends. Puckbunnies are a rare species of beautiful, cool and DTF
Note:Also avoid soccer stars wives. Those dudes got good taste.
^ Just get all of the mirrors out of your house, see don't you feel better about yourself now ; )
Get a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you think I am sexy" then just sit at green lights till you feel better about yourself
Muddy, you probably have paid your girls a lot less than those celebrities will pay their wives too .
... huh...
Good story
Lol, Dad! Just made my day and it's only 9:48 am.
I know exactly when I will once again realize I am the luckiest guy on earth. Friday I plan on leaving poker by 2 am. At 5 the alarm will ring and all I will have to do is get in a warm car, put on noice cancelling headphones and fall back to sleep. The car will be packed, my Yeti will be filled with coffee for when I awaken and my wife will drive us to skiing and I will wake up eiothe r on the way or when she shoves me in the parking lot. This is when I will realize how lucky I am and not when we meet a couple at night to swap.
awww