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"My cable is going to be turned off tomorrow"

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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer

Literally just heard this from a 7 who just went to the stage. There are 4 guys in the club. Sadly she is the second hottest girl ITC. She has two kids who are gonna be very disappointed if they lose their TV and WIFI tomorrow. She. Is not what I would usually pull the trigger on, but given the slim pickins and her situation...hmmm

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Muddy

Cable in 2019? And God help those poor children who now can’t lock themselves in playing call of duty all day and night. LOL. SS all day. Even got your ass Rick. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

And tell those little fuck stains to get the fuck outside and play catch.

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SuperDude

Read worthwhile books.

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rickdugan

@Muddy: Pretty much everyone is still on cable internet. Just sayin'.

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rickdugan

But I guess her kids will indeed be reading books tomorrow as we did not come to a meeting of the minds. ;)

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Liwet

Best thing about single mothers is that if she says no to you, she'll probably have to say no to her kids at some point (assuming you're a respectable customer).

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mark94

Sometimes, the pitch is more straightforward like “ I really need to make $200 today”.

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Nidan111

I like the straight forward approach. Hell, I’m there to spend money. Just tell me how you want to play.

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623

Personally, I like the pitch “I’d do anything for $50” better.

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Mate27

Dugan, yiunshoukd offer to buy her Apple TV so she can cut cable and use Hulu, Netflix, etc for way cheaper. The savings you provide her over the years certainly should get you free otc with her by saving on her cable bill. Hmmmmm...

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twentyfive

And I’m sure your only concern was those poor kids ;)

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rickdugan

^ I believe that children are our future. ;)

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