Bad Day at the Club Better Than a Good Day at Work

I visited Follies last Thursday. I arrived there around 12:30pm. I was shocked there was no valet. I almost did not know what to do...Then, I just parked and saved $10... Already, I was off to a good start. I walked in, did the donation at the door. It was already starting to get busy. I managed to find a seat at the main bar. I always feel more comfortable grabbing a bar seat then a table, when I am there by myself. I figured with it being 12:30, I would try to hang out until 3:30 and then dash out of there to beat rush hour. I ordered a mix drink. and began looking around. I had to shoo away a few foreign girls. One kept trying to talk to me but did not have enough english skills to do so. She laughed, I guess thinking I would find it cute and start feeding her $20 bills. I did not and just kind of looked at her until she walked away...Another older guy, managed to squeeze in at the stool next to me. A very average dancer approached him and he started buying dances. So, they are thrusting away and I am a mere few inches away. It took a long time for him to finish and I just kept looking around.. All part of the show... There was one hot dirty blonde, that had a thick body. I never managed to catch up with her. My big fear is getting up to grab a dancer or running to the bathroom and losing my seat...The bathroom man was there. He wanted tips every time i pee... As the afternoon progressed, it got more crowded inside. I got dances from a girl named Sky. She was easy going. She had too many tatoos in my opinion but, that is all the rage now... So, the drinks kept flowing and 3:30 passed. I decided to stay until around 7 ish....Surely, the traffic would be cleared up by then. I enjoyed the buffet and some one had a birthday..So, there were some cake scraps floating around. I talked to a young girl from Griffin. She said she was only 19.. The younger ones all have wrist bands indicating they cannot drink. I cannot imagine being a dancer there and not being a little inebriated.. How boring... Overall, I have been here on and off every few months.. It has never been that thrilling to me to become a regular. With it being so loud, it can be hard to talk to a dancer. The dancers seem to be very business focused and on to the next sale. I get that. However, at other clubs around the country, I have experienced dancers that just pull up a chair on a slow night and hang out with me. I end up wasting money on them and doing dances or VIP...In some cases, I even became a regular customer. It all started however, with a more personal touch of hanging out, them telling me funny stories from the club, or some drama going on in their lives. In some ways the friendliness they provided ended up on me being a better customer. I don't ever have a vibe like this from Follies. I ended up grabbing some dances from a younger girl on the bench seats before a left. She was petite and dark haired. Not too many tatoos.. Maybe a "poor man's Carmen Electra" but with smaller boobs...She provided pretty good grinding and touching. Afterwards, my head was clear. I called it a day and headed home...Overall, it was okay. I wish the place was more personable and not elbow to elbow...But, it is what it is....