Whenever you check out with a cart at Publix, the bagger always asks to help you take it out to the car. This gets them outside so they can collect whatever carts are in the parking lot. Plus they like it because bagging is boring.
I always turn down the offer. I think it would look ridiculous to have someone push my cart for me. And I would feel I'd have to forfeit my Man Card if I had someone do it for me.
What are other things that you feel would deserve that punishment?
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Letting someone peel back the plastic film on your fruit cup for you
Being a liberal
:)
Having your wife drive when you go to publix
Using valet parking.
hair-bun
Asking a CFO to squeeze your lemons until the juice runs down your leg and then wanting the juice too
Here is where that got posted
If you want to get a man card you could get it here...
Driving a minivan
Strip clubbing in Orlando
What if you live on the minivan
Driving an Infiniti
Being a patronizer
Shitting at McDonald's
“Strip clubbing in Orlando”. Shit!
Wearing skinny-jeans
Drinking coffee at Starbucks
Putting creme and sugar in your coffee
Riding a scooter
Watching soccer or tennis
I saw a guy the other day with a duck dynasty beard and skinny jeans.... I almost beat his ass just because someone needed to do it
Rooting for Georgia Tech ;)
Trolling in the persona of a pimp drug dealer.
Not being smart enough to maintain that persona...
Carrying a man-purse
@Fruitcup: "driving an Infiniti"
The only thing feminine about G37C is that you typically find a hot young girl in passenger seat
Letting someone else tell me what constitutes deserving a man card.
Getting butt-hurt when someone pokes fun at your car.
I have three cars, little guy
IceyLoco said "I'm a real person not a caricature..."
Given your history, that would only make your situation sadder. Only you and SJG compulsively post to nearly every single thread to scold others about having fun wrong.
How's that working out for you? Making any grand inroads to changing what motivates guys to go to strip clubs?
I didn’t know grocery stores still hire people to bag groceries. Some stores like Walmart and Meijer have the cashier do it.
Trying to impress people by claiming you have more than one car.
Not buying at least one round when you are out with friends
They help the cashiers.
They always asked that at Safeway and it was a major annoyance for me. Why should I be forced to answer a question 99.5 percent of people are going to say "no" to.
I'd say about 1/3 of the ladies take them up on the offer.
Driving a huge ass truck when you have a desk job Starting drunken fights at bars because you can't get laid Being afraid of smart women
@ james omg yes you are the epitome of mancard!
The pussies that use '^' when they post
^Good thing I’m in the clear then.
Telling her that you won't cum in her mouth.
I think maybe we can get @nice spice to be in charge of revoking man cards ;)
Lol
And @blahblah can cut them up after Spicey revokes them
Complaining about being cold. Being a "balla". Letting a woman support you.
Not getting your lemon squeezed
Fucking morbidly obese women in a swingers club because it's cool being watched.
...pathetic loser is an understatement for IL. What a fucktard.
What happens when I cut up these man cards 25?
Posting on strip club discussion boards.
Jackslash FTW!
^ +1
Driving a shit truck
@flag: Hey! I love driving our Pacifica. That car will do anything but lay and blow me. It may be that I just haven't found that app on the main screen yet.......
...and I have my Hemi Charger to exercise my man card ;-)
WTF is a Pacifica?
Feeling a "need" to have a Man Card!
Eating fried chicken with a knife and fork.
Being a vegan
Hanging out at the nail salon with a girl while she gets her nails done
^ Do you know who else eats fried chicken with a knife and fork? Our macho president. Lol
Wearing a designer back brace.
BTW, I'm sure I lost my Man Card years ago. Not really something to worry about.
Where did broseph go? I think he was the ultimate authority on all that is man
@flagooner godamnit I post on little thing about my cervical spine problems over a year ago and y’all make fun of my pain you’re heartless.
Can I get a man card if i put on a mustache n beard
You’re more macho than many of our posters, not an insult to you.
If Nancy Pelosi has another face lift she might have a beard.
Hey txtwatty you’re the pussy that was gonna kick my ass in tootsies in January you never showed up I’d be real careful about man cards faggy you never had one ROFLMAO Stupid mumbling motherfucker, go get your teeth fixed or something LOLZ
@flag: A Chrysler Pacifica is the marque's flagship minivan.
Asking for trusts
Crying to @founder about TUSCL not being exactly how you like it.
It takes to long to load. I don't like the new format. I want an Edit capability. Too many colors. Not enough colors. I want the Ignore function changed. Etc... Etc...
What a bunch of crying little girls.
I think some of y’alls man cards got switched out for whiney little bitch cards.
LOL
rocking crocs
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