Man Card

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3/4/2019 9:57:12 AM

Whenever you check out with a cart at Publix, the bagger always asks to help you take it out to the car. This gets them outside so they can collect whatever carts are in the parking lot. Plus they like it because bagging is boring.

I always turn down the offer. I think it would look ridiculous to have someone push my cart for me. And I would feel I'd have to forfeit my Man Card if I had someone do it for me.

What are other things that you feel would deserve that punishment?

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BoringLoser

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6 years ago

Letting someone peel back the plastic film on your fruit cup for you

Papi_Chulo

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6 years ago

Being a liberal

:)

JohnTitor

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6 years ago

Having your wife drive when you go to publix

jsully63

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6 years ago

Using valet parking.

Papi_Chulo

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6 years ago

hair-bun

MackTruck

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6 years ago

Asking a CFO to squeeze your lemons until the juice runs down your leg and then wanting the juice too

MackTruck

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6 years ago

https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php…

Here is where that got posted

MackTruck

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6 years ago

If you want to get a man card you could get it here...

https://goo.gl/images/aCBoKp

flagooner

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6 years ago

Driving a minivan

Papi_Chulo

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6 years ago

Strip clubbing in Orlando

MackTruck

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6 years ago

What if you live on the minivan

flagooner

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6 years ago

Driving an Infiniti

twentyfive

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6 years ago

Being a patronizer

MackTruck

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6 years ago

Shitting at McDonald's

doctorevil

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6 years ago

“Strip clubbing in Orlando”. Shit!

Papi_Chulo

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6 years ago

Wearing skinny-jeans

twentyfive

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6 years ago

Drinking coffee at Starbucks

MackTruck

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6 years ago

Putting creme and sugar in your coffee

twentyfive

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6 years ago

Riding a scooter

twentyfive

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6 years ago

Watching soccer or tennis

Daddillac

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6 years ago

I saw a guy the other day with a duck dynasty beard and skinny jeans.... I almost beat his ass just because someone needed to do it

twentyfive

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6 years ago

Rooting for Georgia Tech ;)

Icey

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6 years ago

I have no problem letting people do things for me.

But things that make a man less manly that I wouldn't ever do.....

Wear skinny jeans
Man buns
Afraid to approach a dancer for a dance
Drinking mixed drinks
Rolling his own blunts
Gossips like a bitch
Being loud or touchy feely
Being a PL
Dressing preppy
Not lifting weights

Icey

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6 years ago

Having to resort to hookers.

Call.Me.Ishmael

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6 years ago

Trolling in the persona of a pimp drug dealer.

Not being smart enough to maintain that persona...

Icey

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6 years ago

Guess I hit a nerve. I'm a real person not a caricature, like you're a caricature of a PL

Papi_Chulo

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6 years ago

Carrying a man-purse

Icey

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6 years ago

wearing girly colors
dying hair
makeup

RandomMember

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6 years ago

@Fruitcup: "driving an Infiniti"
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The only thing feminine about G37C is that you typically find a hot young girl in passenger seat

georgmicrodong

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6 years ago

Letting someone else tell me what constitutes deserving a man card.

flagooner

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6 years ago

Getting butt-hurt when someone pokes fun at your car.

RandomMember

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6 years ago

I have three cars, little guy

Call.Me.Ishmael

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6 years ago

IceyLoco said "I'm a real person not a caricature..."

Given your history, that would only make your situation sadder. Only you and SJG compulsively post to nearly every single thread to scold others about having fun wrong.

How's that working out for you? Making any grand inroads to changing what motivates guys to go to strip clubs?

s275ironman

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6 years ago

I didn’t know grocery stores still hire people to bag groceries. Some stores like Walmart and Meijer have the cashier do it.

flagooner

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6 years ago

Trying to impress people by claiming you have more than one car.

Cristobal

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6 years ago

Not buying at least one round when you are out with friends

flagooner

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6 years ago

They help the cashiers.

Lone_Wolf

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6 years ago

They always asked that at Safeway and it was a major annoyance for me. Why should I be forced to answer a question 99.5 percent of people are going to say "no" to.

flagooner

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6 years ago

I'd say about 1/3 of the ladies take them up on the offer.

JamesSD

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6 years ago

Driving a huge ass truck when you have a desk job
Starting drunken fights at bars because you can't get laid
Being afraid of smart women

future POTUS and Senator in training

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6 years ago

@ james omg yes you are the epitome of mancard!

Papi_Chulo

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6 years ago

The pussies that use '^' when they post

nicespice

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6 years ago

^Good thing I’m in the clear then.

shadowcat

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6 years ago

Telling her that you won't cum in her mouth.

twentyfive

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6 years ago

I think maybe we can get @nice spice to be in charge of revoking man cards ;)

MackTruck

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6 years ago

Lol

twentyfive

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6 years ago

And @blahblah can cut them up after Spicey revokes them

skibum609

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6 years ago

Complaining about being cold.
Being a "balla".
Letting a woman support you.

Icey

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6 years ago

Divorce attorneys have the clout of ambulance chasers.

BoringLoser

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6 years ago

Not getting your lemon squeezed

Uprightcitizen

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6 years ago

Fucking morbidly obese women in a swingers club because it's cool being watched.

Uprightcitizen

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6 years ago

...pathetic loser is an understatement for IL. What a fucktard.

blahblahblah23

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6 years ago

What happens when I cut up these man cards 25?

jackslash

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6 years ago

Posting on strip club discussion boards.

Uprightcitizen

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6 years ago

Jackslash FTW!

Papi_Chulo

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6 years ago

^ +1

crazyjoe

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6 years ago

Driving a shit truck

ATACdawg

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6 years ago

@flag: Hey! I love driving our Pacifica. That car will do anything but lay and blow me. It may be that I just haven't found that app on the main screen yet.......

...and I have my Hemi Charger to exercise my man card ;-)

flagooner

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6 years ago

WTF is a Pacifica?

SirLapdancealot

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6 years ago

Buying tampons.

Asking for directions.

Having a shared man cave.

Drinking a wine cooler.

Clubber

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6 years ago

Feeling a "need" to have a Man Card!

501traveler

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6 years ago

Eating fried chicken with a knife and fork.

Being a vegan

Hanging out at the nail salon with a girl while she gets her nails done

twentyfive

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6 years ago

^ Do you know who else eats fried chicken with a knife and fork? Our macho president. Lol

flagooner

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6 years ago

Wearing a designer back brace.

flagooner

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6 years ago

BTW, I'm sure I lost my Man Card years ago. Not really something to worry about.

nicespice

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6 years ago

Where did broseph go? I think he was the ultimate authority on all that is man

twentyfive

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6 years ago

@flagooner godamnit I post on little thing about my cervical spine problems over a year ago and y’all make fun of my pain you’re heartless.

blahblahblah23

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6 years ago

Can I get a man card if i put on a mustache n beard

twentyfive

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6 years ago

You’re more macho than many of our posters, not an insult to you.

flagooner

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6 years ago

If Nancy Pelosi has another face lift she might have a beard.

Icey

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6 years ago

Nancy Pelosi is in your age range....

twentyfive

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6 years ago

Hey txtwatty you’re the pussy that was gonna kick my ass in tootsies in January you never showed up I’d be real careful about man cards faggy you never had one ROFLMAO
Stupid mumbling motherfucker, go get your teeth fixed or something LOLZ

ATACdawg

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6 years ago

@flag: A Chrysler Pacifica is the marque's flagship minivan.

BoringLoser

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6 years ago

Asking for trusts

flagooner

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6 years ago

Crying to @founder about TUSCL not being exactly how you like it.

It takes to long to load.
I don't like the new format.
I want an Edit capability.
Too many colors.
Not enough colors.
I want the Ignore function changed.
Etc...
Etc...

What a bunch of crying little girls.

twentyfive

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6 years ago

I think some of y’alls man cards got switched out for whiney little bitch cards.

flagooner

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6 years ago

LOL

JohnTitor

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6 years ago

rocking crocs