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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.

Whenever you check out with a cart at Publix, the bagger always asks to help you take it out to the car. This gets them outside so they can collect whatever carts are in the parking lot. Plus they like it because bagging is boring.

I always turn down the offer. I think it would look ridiculous to have someone push my cart for me. And I would feel I'd have to forfeit my Man Card if I had someone do it for me.

What are other things that you feel would deserve that punishment?

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BoringLoser

Letting someone peel back the plastic film on your fruit cup for you

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Papi_Chulo

Being a liberal

:)

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JohnTitor

Having your wife drive when you go to publix

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jsully63

Using valet parking.

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Papi_Chulo

hair-bun

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MackTruck

Asking a CFO to squeeze your lemons until the juice runs down your leg and then wanting the juice too

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MackTruck
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MackTruck

If you want to get a man card you could get it here...

goo.gl

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flagooner

Driving a minivan

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Papi_Chulo

Strip clubbing in Orlando

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MackTruck

What if you live on the minivan

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flagooner

Driving an Infiniti

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twentyfive

Being a patronizer

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MackTruck

Shitting at McDonald's

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doctorevil

“Strip clubbing in Orlando”. Shit!

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Papi_Chulo

Wearing skinny-jeans

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twentyfive

Drinking coffee at Starbucks

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MackTruck

Putting creme and sugar in your coffee

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twentyfive

Riding a scooter

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twentyfive

Watching soccer or tennis

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Daddillac

I saw a guy the other day with a duck dynasty beard and skinny jeans.... I almost beat his ass just because someone needed to do it

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twentyfive

Rooting for Georgia Tech ;)

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Icey

I have no problem letting people do things for me.

But things that make a man less manly that I wouldn't ever do.....

Wear skinny jeans
Man buns
Afraid to approach a dancer for a dance
Drinking mixed drinks
Rolling his own blunts
Gossips like a bitch
Being loud or touchy feely
Being a PL
Dressing preppy
Not lifting weights

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Icey

Having to resort to hookers.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

Trolling in the persona of a pimp drug dealer.

Not being smart enough to maintain that persona...

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Icey

Guess I hit a nerve. I'm a real person not a caricature, like you're a caricature of a PL

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Papi_Chulo

Carrying a man-purse

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Icey

wearing girly colors
dying hair
makeup

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RandomMember

@Fruitcup: "driving an Infiniti"

The only thing feminine about G37C is that you typically find a hot young girl in passenger seat

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georgmicrodong

Letting someone else tell me what constitutes deserving a man card.

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flagooner

Getting butt-hurt when someone pokes fun at your car.

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RandomMember

I have three cars, little guy

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Call.Me.Ishmael

IceyLoco said "I'm a real person not a caricature..."

Given your history, that would only make your situation sadder. Only you and SJG compulsively post to nearly every single thread to scold others about having fun wrong.

How's that working out for you? Making any grand inroads to changing what motivates guys to go to strip clubs?

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s275ironman

I didn’t know grocery stores still hire people to bag groceries. Some stores like Walmart and Meijer have the cashier do it.

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flagooner

Trying to impress people by claiming you have more than one car.

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Cristobal

Not buying at least one round when you are out with friends

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flagooner

They help the cashiers.

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Lone_Wolf

They always asked that at Safeway and it was a major annoyance for me. Why should I be forced to answer a question 99.5 percent of people are going to say "no" to.

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flagooner

I'd say about 1/3 of the ladies take them up on the offer.

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JamesSD

Driving a huge ass truck when you have a desk job
Starting drunken fights at bars because you can't get laid
Being afraid of smart women

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@ james omg yes you are the epitome of mancard!

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Papi_Chulo

The pussies that use '^' when they post

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nicespice

^Good thing I’m in the clear then.

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shadowcat

Telling her that you won't cum in her mouth.

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twentyfive

I think maybe we can get @nice spice to be in charge of revoking man cards ;)

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MackTruck

Lol

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twentyfive

And @blahblah can cut them up after Spicey revokes them

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skibum609

Complaining about being cold.
Being a "balla".
Letting a woman support you.

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Icey

Divorce attorneys have the clout of ambulance chasers.

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BoringLoser

Not getting your lemon squeezed

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Uprightcitizen

Fucking morbidly obese women in a swingers club because it's cool being watched.

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Uprightcitizen

...pathetic loser is an understatement for IL. What a fucktard.

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blahblahblah23

What happens when I cut up these man cards 25?

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jackslash

Posting on strip club discussion boards.

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Uprightcitizen

Jackslash FTW!

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Papi_Chulo

^ +1

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crazyjoe

Driving a shit truck

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ATACdawg

@flag: Hey! I love driving our Pacifica. That car will do anything but lay and blow me. It may be that I just haven't found that app on the main screen yet.......

...and I have my Hemi Charger to exercise my man card ;-)

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flagooner

WTF is a Pacifica?

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SirLapdanceanot

Buying tampons.

Asking for directions.

Having a shared man cave.

Drinking a wine cooler.

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Clubber

Feeling a "need" to have a Man Card!

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501traveler

Eating fried chicken with a knife and fork.

Being a vegan

Hanging out at the nail salon with a girl while she gets her nails done

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twentyfive

^ Do you know who else eats fried chicken with a knife and fork? Our macho president. Lol

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flagooner

Wearing a designer back brace.

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flagooner

BTW, I'm sure I lost my Man Card years ago. Not really something to worry about.

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nicespice

Where did broseph go? I think he was the ultimate authority on all that is man

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twentyfive

@flagooner godamnit I post on little thing about my cervical spine problems over a year ago and y’all make fun of my pain you’re heartless.

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blahblahblah23

Can I get a man card if i put on a mustache n beard

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twentyfive

You’re more macho than many of our posters, not an insult to you.

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flagooner

If Nancy Pelosi has another face lift she might have a beard.

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Icey

Nancy Pelosi is in your age range....

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twentyfive

Hey txtwatty you’re the pussy that was gonna kick my ass in tootsies in January you never showed up I’d be real careful about man cards faggy you never had one ROFLMAO
Stupid mumbling motherfucker, go get your teeth fixed or something LOLZ

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ATACdawg

@flag: A Chrysler Pacifica is the marque's flagship minivan.

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BoringLoser

Asking for trusts

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flagooner

Crying to @founder about TUSCL not being exactly how you like it.

It takes to long to load.
I don't like the new format.
I want an Edit capability.
Too many colors.
Not enough colors.
I want the Ignore function changed.
Etc...
Etc...

What a bunch of crying little girls.

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twentyfive

I think some of y’alls man cards got switched out for whiney little bitch cards.

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flagooner

LOL

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JohnTitor

rocking crocs

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