Tijuana Explored: Good Eats, Bad Descisions

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sj400
It is pretty much taken for granted that the best club in TJ is the Hong Kong Club. And depending on the frequency of your visits and timing of your visits the membership for 50 bucks is a good deal. I got curious about some of the other clubs and some of the other options on my last trip. This is sort of a review of my lessons learned in trying to work a deal with some of the other options along the street.

Nice restaurant across from adelitas, "Loncheria el Buen Amigo" had a few 35MN negro modelos, best beer price on the street. Food was great, about 160 pesos total.

Walking around the block that the club is on you will see a bunch of other women plying the worlds oldest profession. The one I tried was at the Hotel Garcia, her come on was "Suckie Fuckie, only $25," plus 200 Peso for the room. The lesson learned was know what you want, stike a deal, and don't change the deal in the hotel room. Your will come up short. Also don't be drunk you are easy picking for the working girls. In a worse case scenario you lose money, just remember it is only money, pay and get out with your lesson learned.

In my case I started at $25/200mn, when I got to the room she said 20 minutes. More money equal more time. I asked for the hour, she said $20 for her, and 400mn for the hotel. Had the deal gone down that way I would have been fine. after we were done she said $40 for here, and 400mn more for the room.

I figured better to pay and go. Bring a note pad next time or just don't reopen negotiations. I would have come out ahead had I simple gone with the 20 minutes, and left. Instead i got a mediocre hand job, and wasted time getting ripped off.

I went back to the HK club, and the one I really wanted was there. My bad play. learn from my mistake.
If I had a do over, I would have still eatan lunch at the restaurant, just skipped the hotel Garcia worker and stayed with the Hong Kong Club.

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OldGringo
6 years ago
The restaurant across the street from Adelitas is called Monte Carlo. Before that it was called Sonora Grill. Never heard of Loncheria Buen Amigo. Just looked it up. Google Maps shows a Loncheria Buen Amigo, but it looks like that photo was from over 5 years ago. Is this a real article or did you just make it up to get a free membership or something?
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san_jose_guy
6 years ago
Seems like you would need other restaurants, in and out of the zona, for taking girls to eat.

I would be concerned about Montezuma's Revenge, even coming from drinking water, or even from ice cubes.

Ever bring a street girl into the Cascadas, or like into LC or the Azul Restaurant?

SJG

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JAprufrock
6 years ago
@SanJoseGuy The street girls have their own hotels you must frequent, some go to Cascadas but they use the short-term rooms on the first floor. Not sure if you're allowed to take them to your room.
In my case, my time ran out due to an extended front room makeout session with a street girl. We were on our way to the back room but got carried away in the front room. You know how that goes.
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Countryman5434
6 years ago
I have taken sg to my master suite they have to have id and show it cascada front desk i have taken 3 different sg to my room. One 9 very pretty in the back alley wouldnt come to cascada so i did her in her room cost 10 for room 25 for sg
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Countryman5434
6 years ago
I have taken sg to my master suite they have to have id and show it cascada front desk i have taken 3 different sg to my room. One 9 very pretty in the back alley wouldnt come to cascada so i did her in her room cost 10 for room 25 for sg
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Countryman5434
6 years ago
I have taken sg to my master suite they have to have id and show it cascada front desk i have taken 3 different sg to my room. One 9 very pretty in the back alley wouldnt come to cascada so i did her in her room cost 10 for room 25 for sg
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Countryman5434
6 years ago
Did not mean to triple post sorry
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sj400
6 years ago
First of all thanks for the feed back. I used google to get the restaurant name. I will bring a notebook this trip and get the correct name. For me this has been a learning experience. I like parking at pedro's My HK membership comped the parking so I could have a long visit.

I probably will head back down this week some time, to get the info.
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san_jose_guy
6 years ago
Countryman and JAprufrock, thanks for that info. People have said various things about being able to take street girls into the Cascadas. But it seems like, especially if you are finding them nearby, that it is okay. It might flatter the girl, cause otherwise you'd be with one of the HK girls.

Some have made it sound like it is for them quite common.

Escorts of Mexico talks at length about doing TLN's with street girls, sounds like it is often okay, though this may depend on getting to them late enough at night.

And yes, the side walk is not so conducive to preliminary makeout sessions. This is a disadvantage of the street, not of the girls themselves, but of the sidewalk venue. Seems like probably you could take the girl for food, then into LC to dance with her. That by all accounts has even more tongue than the HK bar. Then to TLN.

But of course it all depends, and you don't actually know the girl.

One has posted about coming for a second visit and meeting up with his girl from last time, and she insisting on TLN. Getting that friendly with a street girl could have some advantages over the same with a bar girl.

There could still be room for improvement in that TJ Zona, but even as it is, it sounds like a Heavenly Paradise.

SJG

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sj400
6 years ago
TLN today LA noche?

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sj400
6 years ago
OLDGRINGO I had dinner at the Monte Carlo last night. Good food and a people viewing.


I wonder if someone has done a map of the TJ zona Rosa. Then links to reviews of the places. For example Los Chavellos relaxed atmosphere, but a locals place.
It seems like the Chicago Club is trying to make a comeback but they have sort of inexperienced atmosphere. On the back street behind the Hong Kong Club I went to two of the clubs across the street one was real good at pushing beers and the other one was basically empty. To be fair remember it was a Monday night. La Carreta was the place that was good at pushing beers two for one the ladie's beers were also $8. The gold palace was empty.
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san_jose_guy
6 years ago
Map of TJ Zona Norte, just scroll down beyond all the pictures of naked putas
https://greatpussy.blogspot.com/

SJG
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Jascoi
6 years ago
i need to try the monte carlo again. (A few years ago I ate there once with a friend in their old location right next-door to Adelita.)

i’ve enjoyed a few street girls. i usually take them to my room in Cascada.
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TJ Lee
6 years ago
These girls that give bad service will soon learn that it'll hurt them in the long run as there'll be no repeat clients, and there're so many competition all around.

New SGs often can't go to your hotel becuz their host hotel is holding their ID card.

And talk about good food, don't forget the famous beef taco stand on the left corner of HK, they closed 4am-9am. And next to them is the 24hrs seafood taco stand. And next to them is the electronic stand, lost phones are probably buy & sell here.
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san_jose_guy
6 years ago
Never been to TJ. Obviously it is a complex situation. But lots of guys have posted about regularly taking their SG into the Cascadas.

SJG
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JAprufrock
6 years ago
@SJG It is my understanding that front-room makeout sessions with street girls have become so prevalent that Cascades has created a makeshift room on the second floor, charging $5 for 15 minutes, for access.
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san_jose_guy
6 years ago
^^^^ Really, no fooling? Is that the Miami Room, or some other room? And that room over the Miami Room?

Cause that would make it great. That preliminary makeout session is not practical on the sidewalk. But that is what it takes to make the arriba / TLN awesome.

There is that balcony on the second floor.

SJG
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Jascoi
6 years ago
That balcony is now part of the Azul restaurant which is owned by Cascada/hong kong group.
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san_jose_guy
6 years ago
^^^^ Sounds like a near ideal situation they have set up.

SJG
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TJ Lee
6 years ago
I wouldn't call this little article TJ explored, lol. There're unlimited fun in the Zona, don't let a few bad fishes ruin your adventure.
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radboyle
6 years ago
Hi san_jose_guy, I have been reading up on TJ and HK for a couple months now and made my first visit last month. I have say that I have enjoy the detailed research you do and outline for others. However, I just have to ask why you have not been to TJ yet? Some of the posts I see from you are from 5 years ago. I read somewhere that its complicated and that when you go there you will go mainly to do business. But I want to know why you would spend 5 years researching this stuff if you don't plan on going soon and have better things to do with your time?

Respectfully,
J
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san_jose_guy
6 years ago
Sorry, but I am obliged to practice strict CIA level privacy in my affairs. I hold sensitive around the clock obligations. For as long as this is true, I am on call 24/7.

SJG
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TJ Lee
6 years ago
That is NOT the reason why SJG has not went to TJ/HK. He's scared and freaked out being turned into a show donkey as he thinks some chicas still practice dark magic.
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Cristobal
6 years ago
@shoetodrop

In one visit you know more in a practical sense than those who have researched the hell out of the subject for 5 plus years.

Nothing captures the Zona Norte than being there, I've been going there regularly for the past 9 months and I don't think I've even scratched the surface.
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