Pussy Procurement Policies

That Pussy Shall Have NOT

1. Foul Oder
2. Smell of perfume or cologne; because this covers up thy foul Oder
3. No scrapes, scabs or burning lesions
4. Clit the size of a small penis (or big penis, for that matter!)

The biggest pussy to procure

part of a pretty sexy girl.

I have no set policy, I say by what ever means necessary;)

My policy is never to do anything Tim Conway wouldn't do.