Mine has to be dancers who eat delivery at the bar. This only happens at hole in the wall places that I visit once a year. It happens the same way at each club. The girl is dancing and then some delivery guy shows up. She steps off stage to pay him, finishes her set, and then hides in a corner to eat her food for half an hour. Usually the girls spend this time staring at thier phones. Im all for dancers eating, but it can be annoying if its the girl you had your eye on lol. Whats your biggest pet peeve?
That’s petty af, if you had your eye on her why not pay the delivery guy and ask her to sit with you while she eats, you might even get some cred with her. SMH
DJ cutting songs short which fucks up my $$$ since I like getting lots of dances and spend a lot of $$$ on dances - most other things I can control but it sucks big-time being at the mercy of a DJ that is oblivious to custies paying money for those songs he's cutting
As twentyfive said, buy her food and she’ll probably invite her*self* to sit with you.
There’s guy who delivers food to the local clubs in the evening. If I see his delivery guy come in, and I’m near him, I’ll ask who it’s for. If it’s one of the girls I’ve spent time with, I’ll buy it and ask one of the other girls to go tell her that her food’s here.
Virtually guaranteed free half hour while she eats.
@flag: You mean while she’s sitting on my lap or cuddled up on the couch letting me grope her? Yeah, pretty fun time. For the price of dinner, as opposed to drinks and dances.
@nicespice: I don’t mind the manipulation and hustle, but please temper your desire to cut my throat. :)
The locker - the PL that monopolizes 100% of a dancer's time and all they do is just sit there at a table as if the dancer is on damn house-arrest - the locker treats the club like he was on a date
I'm confused by your eating pet peeve, njballa. So you're upset that they eat in plain view vs going to the dressing room to eat? What difference does it make? She's unavailable for dances no matter where she eats. If anything, her eating on the floor might be better because as twentyfive said, you could possibly chat her up while she's eating. If she doesn't mind being disturbed, of course.
My pet peeves mirror Johntitor's. Hate girls that try to rip you off by up counting songs or saying a certain amount of time has passed and it's largely in-accurate.
I think from clubbing a long time I've identified a lot more things that I don't like.
-Pushy girls, who you have to tell no like 5 times before they finally give up asking you if you want dances.
-Outfits that cover too much skin. Not a fan of one piece outfits either even though they aren't a deal breaker.
-Smokey smelling body or breath is a pet peeve. Weed scent is ok, just don't like cigarette scent.
-Low mileage girls in a generally high mileage club. Like every other dancer allows boob and butt touching no problem, but then there's the one or two that brush your hands away from those areas. Yes it's her body and her choice and it's usually my choice to only do a single dance with these types.
-Girls who rapidly switch positions during dances.
-Overdoing it with moans and noises during the dance. Done in moderation it's cool, but when she starts sounding like one of those porn actresses that do too much then it's a turn off.
-Too much airdancing. If I want air dances I can just go to the rail and tip a couple dollars, fuck paying $20/$30 for little contact.
The worst one is the tag team followed by the wanna buy my friend a drink bullshit the other one that gets a rise out of me is can I have a few dollars to tip my friend on stage, that almost always gets me to dump a dancer I’m sitting with.
Damn seeing other guys pet peeves reminds me of more. Definitely hate the FUCK out of the tag team approach. Absolute scammy ROB type shit IMO.
DJ's with inconsistent song length is another. Never really paid attention to this one much until recently in a club I noticed some songs seemed hella short. Timed ten of them and sure enough, two of them were only 2 minutes and 30 seconds. Garbage.
Also mentioned above, dancers who try to start in the middle of the song. Unless they say they're not gonna count that one. Then they go from ROB to cool ass dancer in one sentence.
^ yeah - in some clubs they stagger the song-lengths and play thwm at different lengths I assume so perhaps the PL doesn't notice as much that he's getting gypped
Lack of good-sized *natural* tits - all the bitches either have A-cups or fake-tits - or worst-yet you can barely find a natural bitch in the whole damn club
What's wrong with monopolizing a dancer's time? I do that, some times I tip, some times we just have a good time. She's free to leave and anyone can get a bouncer to tell her someone wants VIP or something. I don't see that as anything wrong. Sometimes I just get drunk with girls I know, they'd rather drink with me than deal with PLs
But yeah a really packed club with no seating sucks.
I also hate when other guys stare at what we're doing or listen in on convos.
Peeves -When a PL takes money that floated off the stage and sticks it in his pocket instead of throwing it back onstage. -Dancers with armpit BO. -Clubs so worried about their liquor license that bouncers and waitresses try to take your drink from you at 1:45 AM. -Dancers I've never met who use the line, "Oh we had such a great time in VIP last time, let's do it again." -PLs that attempt to interrupt and speak with dancer you're with. -Cocktail waitresses that you pay with a bill larger than $20 and they don't bring your change and you have to get up from your table to chase them down. Has only happened once but it was bullshit. I must have been visibly drunk to her, but not too drunk to not notice what she did.
Awesome -Hot dancers at non extras club that unleash unsolicited DFK (that it happens in the front room is an unfounded SJG myth) -Dancers with whom mileage increases at no corresponding price increase as the regular relationship develops
Plus 1 for. What gmd and 25 said about. Buying a girl dinner. It's a great way to get to know a girl for short money.
Not much bothers me in clubs, or at least enough to qualify as a pet peeve. Two things that piss me off though is super loud music and places that charge me for tap water when I am already buying expensive liquor. Super short alcohol pours piss me off too.
The first because I need to be able to talk to the girls. Clubs that jam the sound up always end up being wanna dance operations.
The second and third because that is just one last hair too greedy for my tastes. Hustle me, rob me nearly blind with a 400 percent alcohol markup, run a variety of gimmicks - no problem, it's part of the price we pay for this. But even in clubs there are limits, at least for me.
Well I guess I learn something new every day. I personally would pay for delivery if it was an ATF, but have not thought to pay for a girl I just saw. Perhaps one of my best strip club nights was at a birthday party at Clancys. The club is primarily brazilian and every party is catered by an authentic brazilian place. A past fav from there gave me a good barside grind, followed by a high mileage LD, and after we finished we sat together and ate some really good food from the buffet. Only time I have eaten at a strip club. I usually grab a bite to eat on the way home.
Bathroom trolls? Are those the guys who bring a convenience store into the bathroom and expect you to tip them $1 for handing you a towl? Im on the fence with those guys. Its annoying to have to tip a guy for that, but I cant think of any job worse that sitting in a bathroom for a whole night. The only job worst is actually having to clean the rest room
Separate hustle for shots in addition to the minimum drinks order. If I want to do a shot or want to buy one for the girl sitting next to me then I will order through the waitress so don't harass us. Kicker is, the shots girl will try to upsell an upsell by asking us to buy one for them. I'm guilty of falling for that, when I'm in a good mood.
Good one cires. One of the bars I go to makes the girls who arent attractive enough to be barmaids shot/massage girls. Last visit I told her I wasnt interested and she asked if id be interested in buying one for her.I said no and gave her a $1 to help move her on. Felt wierd
I used to hate bathroom trolls right until I had my first urgent call of nature while in one. I just so happened to be in a club with a bathroom troll and I found a clean stall waiting for me. Those who club a lot know what the toilet areas often look like in places without them. I swear if I catch another womanly fag pissing on a toilet seat when there are perfectly good urinals to use I am going to ram his weak little head against the back wall of the stall.
Retards wearing three piece suits pretending to be chemical engineers because they think it increases their odds of OTC. https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php… Same retards who threaten to beat up others because they don’t like they way they urinate.
Weekday afternoon cover charges. When the dancers outnumber the customers but they still ignore the customers. Dancers that won't take no for an answer.
My biggest peeve are dancers who don’t keep their private parts clean. There is no excuse for going on stage or soliciting dances if you smell like you most recent bowel movement, pee or most recent fuck.
I gotta dbl down on the BO. It's like come on, u can't tell? No one told u? U don't care?
Girls spitting in your face while they talk, or too much in ur personal space.
Lazy ass lap dances. I just don't get it, ...the better u are at that, literally the more money u make. This is a big part of ya job, y u so trash?
When u get a dancer number, talk talk n flirt on the phone. She talk all wild n freaky n makes all kinds of promises, n when u see her again, she back pedaling. I wasnt sending any money or anything, and u ask to see me again. N u shy now.
Finally, watered down drinks. I think this scan at bars is the ultimate disrespect. U not making enough money on lq, u gotta water down bottles? Trash
I am tipping a dancer at one of the six stages and another PL comes and starts tipping and trying to interact with her. Wait your fucking turn, you fucking asshole. Can’t you wait until until she goes to the next stage or I’m finished tipping and go back to my seat?
I know it’s a fucking strip club and I can’t expect PLs to have any etiquette.
@bav thats a big one for me as well. There are some PL's that seem to come to the club for that challenge. I have been in clubs where every guy is afraid to sit next to the stage and when i see a fav start a set I grab a seat and start tipping. They then think its fun to sit next to me and start tipping as well. It always makes me chuckle if I have a good rapport with her and she ignores them for the next 10 min.
I'm on board with the who cares if she's eating/if you have your eye on her the $10 to cover her food is the probably the highest reward investment you can make.
I'm peeved by false advertising/bullshit specials. Several clubs around here have "2-4-1 dances" that are two dances for one price, its just that price just happens to be 2x the price of 1 dance. One place (looking at you Rhino) has the nerve to call it a 3-4-1 & change MORE than 3 dances and insist they're giving you a FREE shot glass. The half price drinks, or 2-4-1 drinks, that aren't either annoy me too. That's mostly because I'm sitting there with a silly little flier on my table saying "half price drinks till 8pm" and I'm paying $6 for a beer I know is $7 at night. Neither stops me from going it, but they annoy me a bit. Refilling bottles does annoy me too, but I've taken to ordering beer at places where I suspect that may be an issue.
Another one with girls is shit that gets on me, particularly "bronzer" and particularly on black girls. I'll never understand why black girls put that shit on, but I get annoyed as hell when it gets all over my pants. That one I guess is an actual peeve, it bugs me enough were I've been taking my cocktail napkin and wiping it on girls thighs to see if it gets dirty. Not all the time, but certainly a few times now.
and @Papi, wtf is wrong with locking down a girl? I do it all the time & people get annoyed. I'm not saying I like being on the other side of it, but its far from a peeve.
Last club i was at EVERY girl was eating at the bar at some point except the one token fat chick lol this place makes food and i had some disco fries too but to see every chick in the place chowing down was really funny. One girl was doing the dollar parade while eating french fries, wiping her greasy hands on her g string before grabbing my dollar... also mostly brazilians there so maybe its a brazilian thing.
Most of my best nights are when i lock a girl down. I dont do it on purpose - if the chick comes and sits next tome to chat and drink after a few lap dances im not gonna tell her to fuck off - just the opposite
Agree with that and I don’t care to see them eating anywhere in plain sight.
Other thing is dancers who chew gum, which is a ton of them. I saw one recently who was chewing gum with her mouth so wide open I thought she was going to swallow her teeth and gums.
Also I hate when they walk by me and run their hands through their hair. Don’t even know what that’s about. And the ones who do it usually need a stylist.
Don’t like loud females or ones that ask 20 questions. I have sent away females I otherwise would have gotten a dance from if they weren’t so nosy.
When dancers ask what I’m doing on my phone in a strip club when every single person, including them, in the club is on their phone at some point.
And I hate it when some dancers take their aggression out on me as if I’m going to take their attitude. Take it out in the guy or girl that pissed you off earlier that day, not me.
I don't like the eating at the bar either, or smoke, crappy music, loudmouth PL's and dancers, dancers that sit with you then can't or won't carry on a conversation. Oh, and zippers that get stuck.
To solve NJBalla’s issue with dancers eating - the club should have a policy of only allowing dancers to eat bananas, grapes or cukes while working. It’s healthy - and it can be erotic when done properly...
I really don't like women and couples at clubs. Fat PLs who just sit there sweating waiting for girls to come up to them Old men who fall asleep Cheap assholes who won't buy a dancer drinks
@cashman. I love when a girl is dancing or hanging barside and shes sucking on a lollipop. I once had a brazilian who had spent the night sucking away on a weed pop. In the LD area she thought it was cute to try to stick the pop in my mouth after sucking on it for long. Not wanting to fail a drug screen I had to wrestle it away from her
Holy fuck. You are a bunch of uptight motherfuckers. You should find someplace to look at pretty girls, relax and blow off some steam. Maybe then you won’t have your dicks all in a twist.
Thats actually a great idea. Id pay 3 dollars for a girl to parade around the bar and on stage sucking a lollipop and ice pop. It would last a lot longer than those annoying roaming shot girls I see at some clubs
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Bad breath.
Wearing too many clothes.
etc etc etc
I don't like the eating thing, either.
Mine is super hot women with no personality. It's frustrating when that kills interest for me.
There’s guy who delivers food to the local clubs in the evening. If I see his delivery guy come in, and I’m near him, I’ll ask who it’s for. If it’s one of the girls I’ve spent time with, I’ll buy it and ask one of the other girls to go tell her that her food’s here.
Virtually guaranteed free half hour while she eats.
Almost every club Ive been to doesn't allow them to eat in the front room unless its like chips from the bar or be on their phones.
What a deal!!!
On the plus side:
Boobies
Pussy
That more than makes up for the peeves.
@nicespice: I don’t mind the manipulation and hustle, but please temper your desire to cut my throat. :)
My pet peeves mirror Johntitor's. Hate girls that try to rip you off by up counting songs or saying a certain amount of time has passed and it's largely in-accurate.
I think from clubbing a long time I've identified a lot more things that I don't like.
-Pushy girls, who you have to tell no like 5 times before they finally give up asking you if you want dances.
-Outfits that cover too much skin. Not a fan of one piece outfits either even though they aren't a deal breaker.
-Smokey smelling body or breath is a pet peeve. Weed scent is ok, just don't like cigarette scent.
-Low mileage girls in a generally high mileage club. Like every other dancer allows boob and butt touching no problem, but then there's the one or two that brush your hands away from those areas. Yes it's her body and her choice and it's usually my choice to only do a single dance with these types.
-Girls who rapidly switch positions during dances.
-Overdoing it with moans and noises during the dance. Done in moderation it's cool, but when she starts sounding like one of those porn actresses that do too much then it's a turn off.
-Too much airdancing. If I want air dances I can just go to the rail and tip a couple dollars, fuck paying $20/$30 for little contact.
Another is girls that don’t outright admit that I am the King of the strip club. Then they refuse to call me Simba. I won’t tolerate it.
DJ's with inconsistent song length is another. Never really paid attention to this one much until recently in a club I noticed some songs seemed hella short. Timed ten of them and sure enough, two of them were only 2 minutes and 30 seconds. Garbage.
Also mentioned above, dancers who try to start in the middle of the song. Unless they say they're not gonna count that one. Then they go from ROB to cool ass dancer in one sentence.
Wanna dance girl
Drink hustle waitresses
PLs who make it rain, at non make it rain clubs
At TJ:
Mi Duele Girls
Maseros who are too pushy
But yeah a really packed club with no seating sucks.
I also hate when other guys stare at what we're doing or listen in on convos.
-When a PL takes money that floated off the stage and sticks it in his pocket instead of throwing it back onstage.
-Dancers with armpit BO.
-Clubs so worried about their liquor license that bouncers and waitresses try to take your drink from you at 1:45 AM.
-Dancers I've never met who use the line, "Oh we had such a great time in VIP last time, let's do it again."
-PLs that attempt to interrupt and speak with dancer you're with.
-Cocktail waitresses that you pay with a bill larger than $20 and they don't bring your change and you have to get up from your table to chase them down. Has only happened once but it was bullshit. I must have been visibly drunk to her, but not too drunk to not notice what she did.
Awesome
-Hot dancers at non extras club that unleash unsolicited DFK (that it happens in the front room is an unfounded SJG myth)
-Dancers with whom mileage increases at no corresponding price increase as the regular relationship develops
Not much bothers me in clubs, or at least enough to qualify as a pet peeve. Two things that piss me off though is super loud music and places that charge me for tap water when I am already buying expensive liquor. Super short alcohol pours piss me off too.
The first because I need to be able to talk to the girls. Clubs that jam the sound up always end up being wanna dance operations.
The second and third because that is just one last hair too greedy for my tastes. Hustle me, rob me nearly blind with a 400 percent alcohol markup, run a variety of gimmicks - no problem, it's part of the price we pay for this. But even in clubs there are limits, at least for me.
Cops and ABC. GTFO, assholes, you’re ruining my fun.
Drunkards.
Bachelor parties.
When I see a bachelor party, I simply walk out of the club and spend my money somewhere else.
When the dancers outnumber the customers but they still ignore the customers.
Dancers that won't take no for an answer.
Girls spitting in your face while they talk, or too much in ur personal space.
Lazy ass lap dances. I just don't get it, ...the better u are at that, literally the more money u make. This is a big part of ya job, y u so trash?
When u get a dancer number, talk talk n flirt on the phone. She talk all wild n freaky n makes all kinds of promises, n when u see her again, she back pedaling. I wasnt sending any money or anything, and u ask to see me again. N u shy now.
Finally, watered down drinks. I think this scan at bars is the ultimate disrespect. U not making enough money on lq, u gotta water down bottles? Trash
I know it’s a fucking strip club and I can’t expect PLs to have any etiquette.
I'm peeved by false advertising/bullshit specials. Several clubs around here have "2-4-1 dances" that are two dances for one price, its just that price just happens to be 2x the price of 1 dance. One place (looking at you Rhino) has the nerve to call it a 3-4-1 & change MORE than 3 dances and insist they're giving you a FREE shot glass. The half price drinks, or 2-4-1 drinks, that aren't either annoy me too. That's mostly because I'm sitting there with a silly little flier on my table saying "half price drinks till 8pm" and I'm paying $6 for a beer I know is $7 at night. Neither stops me from going it, but they annoy me a bit. Refilling bottles does annoy me too, but I've taken to ordering beer at places where I suspect that may be an issue.
Another one with girls is shit that gets on me, particularly "bronzer" and particularly on black girls. I'll never understand why black girls put that shit on, but I get annoyed as hell when it gets all over my pants. That one I guess is an actual peeve, it bugs me enough were I've been taking my cocktail napkin and wiping it on girls thighs to see if it gets dirty. Not all the time, but certainly a few times now.
Ask me for a drink right away
Wanna dance girls
Girls that interrupt me mid conversation
Other thing is dancers who chew gum, which is a ton of them. I saw one recently who was chewing gum with her mouth so wide open I thought she was going to swallow her teeth and gums.
Also I hate when they walk by me and run their hands through their hair. Don’t even know what that’s about. And the ones who do it usually need a stylist.
Don’t like loud females or ones that ask 20 questions. I have sent away females I otherwise would have gotten a dance from if they weren’t so nosy.
When dancers ask what I’m doing on my phone in a strip club when every single person, including them, in the club is on their phone at some point.
And I hate it when some dancers take their aggression out on me as if I’m going to take their attitude. Take it out in the guy or girl that pissed you off earlier that day, not me.
Fat PLs who just sit there sweating waiting for girls to come up to them
Old men who fall asleep
Cheap assholes who won't buy a dancer drinks
I think it could be hot if dancers sucked ice pops on stage too.
After a roll call a dancer walked by each PL and just pointed, I guess to ask if they wanna dance.
She was too lazy to actually walk up and ask if they wanna dance.