So I am in the fertility clinic getting a sperm test (post vasectomy). They have got barely legal, swank, and hustler for magazine choice. The back of all of the magazines all have a full page ad for the erotic review with the slogan "Will She?".
The nurse assured me they wipe down the leather couch every time before someone comes in but then also gives me this medical absorbent blanket. In my head I was thinking...
Yeah this is way cleaner than the leather couch I normally use...
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last commentDoes it smell like cum?
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Lol
Getting snipped is such a relief and your future conquests will appreciate it. I saved my surgical notes and post-surg testing to share(just in case)
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Does your jizz still look the same?
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Story about my vasectomy: Back in 2015 I took a stripper home in the wee hours of the morning and we had unprotected sex. Driving her back, she suddenly got paranoid and started quizzing me about the procedure and whether she go for Plan B. After driving home I texted a picture of my surgical notes and that made her feel better. Continued seeing her for a few months after that.
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You should've asked the nurse if she could assist you
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Or just taken a fave-stripper in with you and let her work her LDK magic
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Huh. I jerked off in the bathroom with my phone when I did mine.
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You could have ordered the test from amazon and had a stripper jerk you off
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Yeah, urologist gave me a take-home bottle.
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@johntitor - No cum smell.
@boringloser - Seems to look the same but I am not some expert cum detective.
@papi - The instruction sheet did say you could bring someone along to assist!
@JamesSD - So I actually had a choice of 4-5 different places to go. Some of them were general medical diagnostics but it was a little more expensive for an actual fertility place. This is something you see in movies occasionally so I figured it was worth $20 more to get the full life experience.
They had a TV in there but the cable was out (guessing it normally has some porn channels on it). Luckily I brought a tablet!
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At my urologist, they asked me to bring a sample in, so there was room, porn, nurse experience.
I feel like I missed out.
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Best money I ever spent, even as a married guy. Never to have the reproductive worry again, priceless.
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That actually sounds like a good opening when talking to a dancer...
"I had a vasectomy a couple weeks ago and have to bring a sperm sample to the lab tomorrow to verify the the results. Do you think you can give me a hand? or mouth?"
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Ask for help.
youtube.com
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You could probably write an article about the entire process.
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Yeah an article would be cool.
What made you get a vasectomy?
How old are you? Married?
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The weirdest part of my vasectomy was smelling my tubes getting ligated.
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@jamesSD - yeah the smell was gross.
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Ok.... been thinking about it....
Maybe we could use the fertility clinic for OTCs?
Costs as little as $50
Way cleaner than a club or cheap motel
Sexual activity with a partner explicitly allowed
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I'm being sarcastic btw
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Thinking of getting this done. I have a friend who is a urology Dr.
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Definitely go for the no scalpel, no needle procedure.
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