Posting live from the fertility clinic AMA!

22 comments

• JohnTitor

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  5 years ago

  Does it smell like cum?
• RandomMember

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  5 years ago

  Lol Getting snipped is such a relief and your future conquests will appreciate it. I saved my surgical notes and post-surg testing to share(just in case)
• BoringLoser

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  5 years ago

  Does your jizz still look the same?
• RandomMember

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  5 years ago

  Story about my vasectomy: Back in 2015 I took a stripper home in the wee hours of the morning and we had unprotected sex. Driving her back, she suddenly got paranoid and started quizzing me about the procedure and whether she go for Plan B. After driving home I texted a picture of my surgical notes and that made her feel better. Continued seeing her for a few months after that.
• Papi_Chulo

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  5 years ago

  You should've asked the nurse if she could assist you
• Papi_Chulo

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  5 years ago

  Or just taken a fave-stripper in with you and let her work her LDK magic
• JamesSD

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  5 years ago

  Huh. I jerked off in the bathroom with my phone when I did mine.
• Salty.Nutz

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  5 years ago

  You could have ordered the test from amazon and had a stripper jerk you off
• RandomMember

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  5 years ago

  Yeah, urologist gave me a take-home bottle.
• PaulDrake

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  5 years ago

  @johntitor - No cum smell. @boringloser - Seems to look the same but I am not some expert cum detective. @papi - The instruction sheet did say you could bring someone along to assist! @JamesSD - So I actually had a choice of 4-5 different places to go. Some of them were general medical diagnostics but it was a little more expensive for an actual fertility place. This is something you see in movies occasionally so I figured it was worth $20 more to get the full life experience. They had a TV in there but the cable was out (guessing it normally has some porn channels on it). Luckily I brought a tablet!
• Cristobal

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  5 years ago

  At my urologist, they asked me to bring a sample in, so there was room, porn, nurse experience. I feel like I missed out.
• gSteph

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  5 years ago

  Best money I ever spent, even as a married guy. Never to have the reproductive worry again, priceless.
• flagooner

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  5 years ago

  That actually sounds like a good opening when talking to a dancer... "I had a vasectomy a couple weeks ago and have to bring a sperm sample to the lab tomorrow to verify the the results. Do you think you can give me a hand? or mouth?"
• shadowcat

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  5 years ago

  Ask for help. [view link]
• Liwet

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  5 years ago

  You could probably write an article about the entire process.
• Bavarian

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  5 years ago

  Yeah an article would be cool. What made you get a vasectomy? How old are you? Married?
• JamesSD

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  5 years ago

  The weirdest part of my vasectomy was smelling my tubes getting ligated.
• PaulDrake

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  5 years ago

  @jamesSD - yeah the smell was gross.
• PaulDrake

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  5 years ago

  Ok.... been thinking about it.... Maybe we could use the fertility clinic for OTCs? Costs as little as $50 Way cleaner than a club or cheap motel Sexual activity with a partner explicitly allowed
• PaulDrake

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  5 years ago

  I'm being sarcastic btw
• Uprightcitizen

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  5 years ago

  Thinking of getting this done. I have a friend who is a urology Dr.
• PaulDrake

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  5 years ago

  Definitely go for the no scalpel, no needle procedure.