How do YOU know when you're not logged in?

For me it's when I see any posts from SJG, or Icy, like many of you I don't want to get sucked into their world of mental retardation. Or if I'm inside a discussion and reading and scrolling and I see either the retarded liberal douchebaggery, or pointless comments from our resident Jew, 25, or the random insanity of txttittyfag.

Upon seeing any of those people's names, I immediately think, oh shit, I'm not signed in. If those 4 would stop posting, I bet I could go days without realizing it.

You see, the world doesn't rotate around me, so I don't feel it necessary to post a fruit cup comment to every single post on here, try to convince everyone on a strip club forum that they are probably doing illegal or immoral shit, blast literally everyone for no reason other than to be a homosexual troll, or just randomly do a brain dump of the most bizarre, incoherent random topics, that often are no way related to this hobby, backing those "facts" (I guess if I bothered to read it all) up with 15 links to random sites.

No, I just bring the site up a few times a day, when I'm sitting on the toilet at work, or on my lunch break, maybe after work a few times. If a topic catches my attention and I think I have something to add to the discussion, I'll post, if everyone is saying the same thing, or it's just a really stupid topic, I'll usually refrain. I often get sucked into the political topics and often regret it. Almost no one past 40 would ever change a political opinion, so it's pointless to drive my blood pressure up trying to convince someone that they've been a retard their entire life.

So what names do you see in the discussions that make you realize you're not logged in? Am I on anyone's list?