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Billy Budd's Pub

Pelham Manor, New York

Money down the drain

I visited Billy Budd's a few months ago and to be completely honest, the only reason I spent as much as I did was because of the alcohol in my system. As soon as I…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

VIP could be worth it with the right one

So I took and Uber to the club as I completely forgot about calling for a limo since it would have been a free ride and free cover. Good thing was that the cover…

Lacy's

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Testosterone overload and catty strippers...

After a brief closure due to an excess of fights and other illicit activities, I learned that Lacy's reopened and decided to give it a go. I understand how the club could be fun for…

Tijuana

Review: Latino Bar (TJ)

Yesterday night I was in TJ (again) visiting my CFBG, since she had the evening off we decided to go out of the Zona Norte for dinner and entertainment. After dinner we walked up Revolución and found a bar where tranvestites…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Too early a visit

Dropped by on a Wednesday afternoon/ early evening. They open at 4 but got there around 5:30/6pm. There is still a cover at that hour. $10. I have detailed the club before so…

Vivid

New York, New York

1st time @ Vivid

I went this past Friday night, orginally I was going to Hoops Cabaret, but a guy was handing out free passes on the street. So I decided to check it out. It's not the biggest…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Desert Time

Had a break and decided to head to the desert before ending up where I was supposed to be in the afternoon. The entry was $10 and they didn't take passes because it was…

Club Platinum

Las Vegas, Nevada

GILFS GALORE...

Making your way in the world today takes everything you got. Taking a break from all your worries. It sure would help a lot. Wouldn't you like to get away? Sometimes you want to go where…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

My go to place lately

I've become semi-regular to Gold Club in recent times, mostly on the weekday evenings. And there's a reason why. In past, I usually went there over the weekend or other busier times. But I came…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

great club, tons of variety, very very aggresive girls

This place is a classic. They definitely put on the best show in the area including toronto, tons of girls, decent priced drinks and lots of options for fun. First the decor. They seem…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Stinky Smells Ruin Paradise...

I had more time on this particular afternoon, so instead of dropping into Cheetahs I plunged across the border. Parking and logistics have been described in detail so I will only add this. The new border…

Diamonds Cabaret

Mississauga, Ontario

oldie, still pretty goodie compared to what else is available.

I hadn’t been to diamonds in quite a while. I work really close to another (see my review of new locomotion) so this gets forgotten. Went with the boys after a nice dinner. It…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Trying Out a Sunday Night

Dropped by on a late Sunday night, probably around midnight. Have never been at that time/day so wanted to see what it was like. Pretty happening, which was a surprise. Quite a few girls on…

ControVerSy

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Would return!

Went on the 2-1 lap dance night, every Thursday. 2 dances for $30; not sure if regular price was $20 or $30, not posted anywhere. First set she charged me $31 ??? Wondering what the…

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Would General Robert E Lee go to a Gentlemen's Club?

Was Gen R E Lee a "Gentleman", would he have gone to a strip club if there were any in the Confederacy? https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/06/the-myth-of-the-kindly-general-lee/529038/

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Diamond Dolls is the real deal

I went to FLL for several days around the 4th and took advantage of the time there to try out the legendary DD's. It does not disappoint and is the real deal, my only regret…

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extras v. full contact laps

Extras or full contact laps with no extras? What say you? I choose full contact laps.

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Cheetah Cuban Invasion

So I recently just reviewed this club - it was a real positive trip so I decided to make a return trip. My previous review was a Saturday night after midnight - this was…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Monday Funday

Stopped by on Monday afternoon. I had low expectations since it was a Monday around 2pm. To my surprise the talent was okay (for Bogarts). One girl caught my attention immediately. If memory serves…

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Average Spent on CF

How much do you spend on average per session with your CF? Also, how much do think your CF is happy with each session? I have many dancers that I like and will get dances with, but generally I'll have a…

All Stars

San Antonio, Texas

Good time at a new for me club

In town for some work. Reached out to my FAV here and find out she's hopped to yet another club. I'm really getting my tours of SA clubs. Her previous…

Polekatz Houston

Houston, Texas

I had a fun evening in the Lala's land.

Free cover through their website. Excellent facility. The music wasn't that great and the girls were pretty average but I managed to have a great time with a dancer named Lala. I was driving alone so…

Key Largo

San José, Costa Rica

Fun can be had

Was in Costa Rica for holiday and visited Key Largo one evening. It is located in downtown San Jose in a safe neighborhood with the Del Mar Hotel across the street. For starters this is…

Bliss Gentlemen's Lounge

Toronto, Ontario

Permanently closed

Sadly this place, like many of the clubs in toronto, is boarded up and slated for condo construction. Find another place boys and girls. Used to be one of my favourites. Had a…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

2 recent visits

This review will cover 2 visits. The first being on a Saturday evening around 9pm. Charged $5 at the door to get in. Place was half full. Maybe 15-20 women working of various shapes, sizes…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Very Crowded With a Lot of Excitement

I'm not complaining or saying that this place is bad. But I had a hard time enjoying myself with the packed house. It was difficult to find a seat anywhere that wasn't in close proximity…

Western Bar

Edinburgh, Scotland

Tuesday Afternoon

I went into the Western Bar when I had to time to kill one afternoon, it was free entry and had a sign outside so advertising £5 lapdances so I thought "why not?". Inside it…

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Detroit to Gatlinburg... anything worth it in the route?

My wife and I are driving from Detroit to Gatlinburg next month. We wanted to know which places are worth it. Being detroit people we are spoiled as flight club regulars. Anything even close on this route?

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The Joy of Getting Hard

Every day I spend some quality “me time” getting hard in my man cave. It’s a habit I have maintained since I was in my teens. So far, my daily pleasure of getting hard has paid handsome dividends in my…

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“In the hands of the right man, a woman is a hundred different women, limited on

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms, you want her to know you want to make her experience both when she is with you. Title almost says it all.

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Hello brethrens

I have been away for a while and I am checking in! How is everyone doing? Tell me some of your stripper stories and how you are branging them to the lawerd? Have any of then been willing to pray…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Pleasant afternoon visit

In California for a couple days of business. Finished up early this afternoon and decided to stop in here. The club is located in a strip shopping center along a four-lane street, which was not at…

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Trump Doral

Let the LDK contest begin.https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/strip-club-to-host-golf-tournament-at-trump-resort-in-south-florida/2019/07/09/52a83504-a266-11e9-bd56-eac6bb02d01d_story.html?utm_term=.a8f355f76511

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Trusty Lustys let me down

I've been to Lusty's many times over the years. The place is a dark dirty dump in a not so great neighborhood. The back bar is beautiful but that is the highlight. The girls are…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

2nd time to Lidos on a Friday Night

This was my 2nd time to Lido's. I've already described the inside of the club in my first review. It was Friday night just before 7pm, so I didn't have to pay the…

BT's Gentlemen's Club

South Miami, Florida

Almost entirely Cuban women and the cover is $15 after 10pm (from memory)

The entrance is through a steel door at the back. The cover on Google Maps says $5, but it is $15 at night (after 10pm from memory). This place was packed and has a lot of women.…

Cheeks

Santa Fe, New Mexico

I literally don't understand the member ratings for this club

In town for work, I stopped by the only game in town around 11:30 on a Monday night. After partying the $10 cover at the door, I proceeded to the bar where they have some…

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Minnesota beaches may be more revealing than Minnesota strip clubs

Interesting incident recently at a Duluth beach this summer. Where's the line between indecent and topless? http://www.startribune.com/topless-duluth-swimmer-has-police-called-on-her-touching-off-45-minute-debate-over-indecent-exposure/512503652/

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Recent visit on a Monday for afternoon/night crossover

Others have talked about club size and pricing, so I won’t repeat that. Arrived about 4:00, and there must have been 20 spaces open in the parking lot, which is rare. Oddly, the parking lot…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

One of the best experiences in a strip club

I was in tampa for couple of days. My hotel was near by, so I got a chance to go to the world famous Mons Venus. Went there around 10:30pm, parking was scarce but was…

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The Democrats are gonna love this. Strip club to host golf tournament at Trump r

Details: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/strip-club-to-host-golf-tournament-at-trump-resort-in-south-florida/2019/07/09/52a83504-a266-11e9-bd56-eac6bb02d01d_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.8a5ce98521fa

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Fun visit to my usual place

This visit was beginning of June with my friend-only his 3rd visit ever here over about a 2 year time frame. He works crazy and varying hours, so it's difficult to arrange schedules.…

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Throwing Down - Spending the Max in High End Clubs - Was it worth it?

Hey all, I’m curious, has anyone just balled out and spent serious amounts at the club? Was it worth it? To me, $500+ or above is serious and I’ve seen that thrown on stage in ones.

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Almost got drugged in a high-end club

Hey all, A while back I was out clubbing. I’ve done it before and I’;m pretty damned experienced so I’m usually smart enough to stay out of trouble. I was able to do so this time but there was a ton…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Okay spot if you just like to watch

Hey guys, Was in Nashville for a bachelor party so the guys wanted to check this place out. Before going inside you will get patted down by security. After that you enter the building, pay the…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Friday Evening

I go to Pandora's once every few months or so, but typically only during dayshift. It had been a while since I'd been in the evening, so I decided to check it out on a…

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Who is blahblah?

That’s right bitches I’m outing her. 🥳 https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/15/author-of-how-to-your-husband-charged-with-murdering-husband

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Don't get the hype

I think the basics of Mickey's have been covered, but basically it is like a dive bar located in the middle of a random neighborhood. It's closer to 295 which is a plus. Inside there is…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Wast of time on a Monday night.

I had some spare time on Monday and decided to visit Eubank. I have a VIP pass and when I showed it to front girl, she rolled her eyes and let me in.…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Back after a hiatus

I had previously wrote this place off after a few less than stellar visits. However I was passing by and had some extra cash in my pocket and the urge to look at some boobies…

Hyde Cabaret

Tampa, Florida

Improving Club

So I have grown tired of the usual spots and had an urge for something/someone different. Tried another spot that I like during the day, but turns out night shift isn't for me. But that's…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

West Park, Florida

Not much play in the Playhouse this afternoon - but I'll be back.

The Playhouse is the least known of the three clubs in Hallandale area including Scarlett's, Cheetah and the Playhouse. This is my second or third visit but not in a couple of years. In…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Typical Wednesday Happy Hour or Two

We were back in Seattle for business and had to stop in to Pandora’s for some monkey business after some happy hour beverages. Paid our $10 and ordered our $5 sodas from the waitress/door girl.…

Peaches of Atlanta

Atlanta, Georgia

Not worth the 9 9 9 ratings

This was my first visit to Atlanta. Not knowing any better I decided to visit Peaches based on the TUSCL ratings. It’s easy to get to being at walking distance from the Metro station. Paid $20…

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Threw me for a loop

I was looking for the Conversations tab to answer a pending PM and I couldn't see the link/tab - looks like Founder changed it back to "MESSAGES" instead of Conversations and for w/e reason I kept looking past the Messages…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

A couple good dancers, but overall disappointing

I've been to Paradise about 3-4 times total. Overall, it's not my style. The dancers are generally heavier set latinas. Now I love latina women. But the body type you'll usually see here isn't my preference.…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Convenient to Airport

Had to be down in the PHL Airport area on Monday afternoon to pick up an out of town guest. Better to be early than late, so I arrived there at 2:15 PM for…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Great couples night at Bourbon Street!

Went with my wife after dinner and some drinks at a local speakeasy. It was this or the swingers club and I am glad we chose this. Bourbon Street was packed with both…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Mixed bag day at desire

I have been away from desire for a little bit. One dancer was getting a little possessive. The girls respect each others regulars so if one gets attached to your wallet the others know and…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Rayne

Anyone know where Rayne is these days?

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

Below average friday afternoon

Was there around 2PM on a friday. May be 7 girls working I found only 2 of them to be above 7 on a scale of 10. The dancer on stage is very very un…

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Signs of Addiction

I’ve been noticing it growing lately, getting even more pronounced. But I think I might be addicted to strip clubs. Everything I watch on TV is shit to me now. Every movie is fucking terrible and corny as fuck. Watching…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Treasures

Good afternoon. I am reporting on a recent trip I had taken to Houston. I visited two places. Centerfolds and Treasures. I already post on Centerfolds. Now I will…

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OT: Billionaire and former presidential candidate Ross Perot dies at 89

Billionaire businessman, philanthropist and independent presidential candidate Ross Perot is dead at 89, CNBC has confirmed. Perot, who ran for president in 1992 and 1996, died after a five-month battle with leukemia, said James Fuller, a representative for the Perot family. “In…

Gigi Lounge

Brook Park, Ohio

If you don't want champagne and gold toilets you will enjoy

As it has been stated, this place has not seen any updates since the 70's. The bar stools are starting to show their age with rips and tears on most of them. You know it's…

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The rationale for preventing custies from wearing sweatpants? It's simple.keep u

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Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

The Moon

I stopped by a few weeks prior and unbeknownst to me, there were some changes at the Moon (that's what I get for not checking in on the latest comings and goings on here). Cover…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Better than expected

Got out of the strip club game for a year due to having success with Seeking Arrangements. First night back to a club in over a year and was pleasantly surprised with the increased qualities…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

E-Cafe (Sleazy/Good Times)

I decided to go back to the E-Cafe because of the problems at the PlayHouse. It is a nice sleazy place that can be fun. I arrived around 10:30 p.m. on Saturday, July 6 and…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Try the food - I was told!

After long day of meetings, I thought I check out this place since I was already staying in Dearborn. NOTE: free parking and entrance are behind the building - took me a few…

Glass Slipper

Boston, Massachusetts

Interesting place

Went to a show at Fenway and headed over to the glass slipper after a shower and change of clothes. Club was very small and dark. It was around 12:30. I paid a 10 dollar…

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Brit spent £116k becoming a real-life Barbie...Did Barbie have tattoos?

Story and photos: https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/9466869/real-life-barbie-spent-116k-monster/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

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Strip Club Offers "Used Couches" For Free On Facebook Marketplace

The title says it all. https://kluv.radio.com/blogs/miles-morning/strip-club-offers-used-couches-free-facebook-marketplace

Pleasure Dome

White Haven, Pennsylvania

Pretty fun visit

The Pleasure Dome used to be my go to place way back in the day, but for a few different reasons I stopped coming here completely. After my last few visits to Platinum Plus…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Empty club on a Monday Night

I dropped in Monday night to see if by chance one of the most beautiful dancers I have seen in 16 years of tuscl membership happened to be dancing that night. But no, Kali was…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Ok in a sterile way

For starters, expect a TSA type screening when you go in. I was told to completely empty my pockets into a bucket when I walked in, so don't bring anything in with you than…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

Wednesday Afternoon Visit

Visted on a Wednesday afternoon for a couple of drinks and a couple of dances. There were about 8 girls working I believe. They do have a decent beer selection so if you are looking…

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Question for Dancers and anyone else that wants to join in feel free

https://www.tuscl.net/member.php?id=592813 Should I dump a load in this guys basement?

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Time to find a new stomping ground

Club Rio used to be a beacon in and otherwise lame club scene in Indy. It was the only VIP area you knew you could have a good time in. Well all that…

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Why Most Asian Women Have Small Titties

Like it or not, most Asian women have small titties. ( https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1822 ) It’s true that there are exceptions. Some Asian women have major league yabos. But Chinkettes with big muchachas are the exception rather than the rule. ( https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1823 ) Some…

CaBaRet II

Portland, Oregon

Fun this time

Cabaret II never fails to give one an interesting experience. Some days the girls are so-so and just hang out with the bar fly’s. Other days they are plenty of hotties to go around.…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Fun Saturday Afternoon

Purple Orchid remains my club of choice. Now and then you have to wade through a few less than prime time girls but you can almost always come up with a winner. I…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

City of industry afternoon

This place is a mixed bag every time I have gone. I mostly go in the afternoons in order to beat rush hour traffic. This time I arrived around 4 and the bouncer warned me…

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Clubs banning customers: Why and how?

Every now and then, I hear of a customer being "banned" from a specific club. What actions get a customer banned? Fighting? Selling drugs? Fondling the dancers (when rules to the contrary are clearly posted)? Is banning legal, if it…

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A New Use for the Apple Watch

A couple years ago I bought an Apple Watch, the Nike version which has an emphasis on exercise. The watch is very nice. It allows you to choose many different faces. For example, my watch shows digital…

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Strippers vs bartenders

This has probably been discussed before so fuck it. Even though I'm relatively new to attending strip clubs, I have paid attention to the culture for some time. I think I see it more prevalent on the east coast,…

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Strippers vs bartenders

This has probably been discussed before so fuck it. Even though I'm relatively new to attending strip clubs, I have paid attention to the culture for some time. I think I see it more prevalent on the east coast,…

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Dress codes

A recent review for an Atlanta club included a requirement to wear underwear. How can a business legally require a customer to wear underwear when their own employees are not required to. Are there any other businesses…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Weekday Visit to Playhouse South

I found myself down near the airport on a weekday afternoon and decided to check in at Oasis to see if the Playhouse refugees were working and see if they have any information besides what…

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, Ohio

Getting to know Shane and Mary J

I had about an hour to kill between a meeting in Akron and having to get back to Cleveland. I actually intended to go to Club Book Boom, but upon arriving at the parking lot,…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Late Afternoon with the Wife

I was in Vegas with the wife, and had never been to Spearmint Rhino. I feel like it is a pilgrimage, and despite knowing that there was going to be a high hustle factor…

Club Platinum

Las Vegas, Nevada

Better Luck Next Time

I went to Club Platinum with hopes of just some cheap beers and some girls dancing on the stage. When I got there I saw 2 dancers talking at the bar. One of them was…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Slow holiday night

I decided this was going to be a weekend to make the rounds around Michigan. Cricket was in my list of favorites as Linzee was a favorite of mine but Innew she was out of…

Fantasy's

Traverse City, Michigan

Fantasy leaves you wanting more

Spent 3 hours here on a Monday night. The good news was that the dancers were mostly very pretty. The dancers for the most part were extremely sexy. The dancers for the most…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

New girls galore

Angels is a nice establishment with friendly college girls. I stopped in just before midnight and was surprised at how busy it was. I found a spot at the bar and watched the…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

Its a good time, but there are a few downsides to consider too.

I went during the evening on a Wednesday and the place was pretty busy. All of the staff was incredibly friendly! The women were all very friendly as well. None of them were pushy or…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Sunday Funday?

I made a quick stop into the HL this past Sunday afternoon for some Sunday Funday action. I arrived around 3pm to a half empty parking lot. No cover charge. The doorman…

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OT: The value of time

Self-made millionaire: A simple chart changed the way I think about money Before wealth manager and author David Bach made his first million, he was a brand new financial advisor in his early twenties, he tells CNBC Make It: “We had…

Boudoir Rouge

Calgary, Alberta

A night I wish I could remember better

Set up my buddy for a bachelor party here. Got the Limo and private room for 25 minutes even. Cost me $300 for all that. I'll admit, we were all pretty drunk by the time…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Not a wasted visit, but close...

Got there about 8 and there was actually not one but two parking spaces right up front. With that kind of luck, I should have played the lottery. Once inside, the bartenders remain probably the best…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Annual review of my favorite club.

Since this is my regular club I usually do a review every 6 months, but I'm starting to think that not a lot changes in 6 months so I will probably start reviewing Dancers yearly.…

Wedgewood Inn

Washington, New Jersey

Club is still open.

The club is indeed still open.

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

FlashDancers

This review will cover three visits Friday 3pm - 5 pm 11 pm – 1 am Saturday 7 pm – 9 pm Cover charge was as follows the early Friday visit no…

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I finally made it on worldstar

https://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhk0JhaC4f1Y0Z36k2 Nothing like pizza and ass

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

The recent reports are true -- too much excess weight

There have been several recent reviews of Criket reporting the chubby state of affairs here so I decided to find for myself. Visited last Friday afternoon around 3pm. As always, self-parked for free in the…

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This is when you know a chick really has huge tits

You can see those monsters even from behind: https://66.media.tumblr.com/24b1a7cf0e6a510380abf5964901806e/tumblr_ptfungKacE1s1aba4_1280.jpg

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

Pleasantly pleased

Decided to give this place a shot, since the directions made it seem like it was off the beaten path. It is, not by far, but it seemed to have a quaint feel to it,…

Rick's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Low key and close to downtown

Was bored during a business trip in the evening after dinner and got handed a free entry card here by someone on the street so decided to give it a go even after hearing all…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

3 Visits in 3 Weeks Plus One

Had to be in the area a few weeks in the Spring, April or so of this year. This happened: Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon. Usual assortment of day shift girls. One voluptuous girl, says…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

OK but nothing exciting

Visited Capital Cabaret for the first time today.... Swung by early afternoon to get the cheap $6 lunch and "Free" admission but still had to buy an annual membership since I was not there before. It is…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

Uneventful Weekday Afternoon

I was in town again on business. The only club I had been to in Seattle was Kittens and that was my go to so I decided to try out a new place. I…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Fun Place to Spend Winnings

Had a good night playing blackjack, so decided to spend some winnings here. Went to the bar next door first grabbed a beer and walked over. Don't know if the person working the desk in…

Silk City Gentlemen's Lounge

Paterson, New Jersey

Silk City might be my new ATF Club

So I remember this place back when it was Blue Goose, my ATF club. I saw this place open up in the same spot and I was reluctant for a very long time. It wasn't…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Frequent Visitor of Flight Club

Hello all! Long time lurker, first time contributor. I've always used TUSCL to get a feel for clubs whenever I'm in a new city, so I have the right expectations going in.…

Daily Planet

Oak Ridge, New Jersey

Great laid back place

I wasn't sure about this place based on reviews, but I'm glad I went. Its a small country style bar back in the woods. The parking lot was full but I found the…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

pro tip-You gotta make your move!

993rd review for Desires. So the basics are well understood - two bars, plus the patio / “tiki room”, with a single stage which typically has girls on for three songs. Private dances are $30-35…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Beware of VIP bouncers padding song counts!

Haven’t been in the HL since March, but managed to escape for a quick visit on Wednesday afternoon the day before the Fourth of July. The club was busy, but not packed. Before…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Not much engagement

I was in town on business and decided to stop by Bucks Wild in Dallas based on prior reviews and it being a nude club (I don't drink, so the lack of alcohol isn't an…

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How Life Should Be (2)

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Portland - First TIme

Read the reviews, hard to decipher. Any comments on the best location in Portland. YMMV is nice but not a necessity. Nothing that would break me $ 500 for the night spending is max

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

southern charm

Generally the cricket is not the first place I stop because the dancers have a tendency to stick with their regulars. This was an afternoon visit and there were at least 10 dancers there. I…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Bachelor Party. Solid Time.

Went here for a friends bachelor party while in Vegas. There were a lot of girls working the floor. I didn't count exactly but it felt like 50+. Most of the girls were 8+ talent…

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AMPS V SCs

Which one you guys like more?

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

Night ended better than it started

Ended up here after the debacle that was Atlantis. Club is big, bigger than it looks from the outside. The main stage is right in the center of a large room and there were dancing…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Bare Bones, Bare Assets

TL:DR On an off-day (Sunday) the club was empty. 2 out of 5 girls were lookers. Fun to be had in mileage for a price ($$-$$$). Price may not be worth the effort and time…

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Thoughts on what its like being the most beautiful woman in the world according

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Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

Good, friendly club

Went to Spyce after a decent time at Club Rouge down the street. This area got a little more sketchy as I walked over and I started to question my decision to change clubs…

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Nude Photos of Underage Girls Seized From Jeffrey Epstein Mansion

A search the the pedophile's townhouse yields more incriminating evidence. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/08/nyregion/jeffrey-epstein-charges.html?campaign_id=60&instance_id=0&segment_id=15011&user_id=1f506914cc5ce9434c689cd57f7d2a0f&regi_id=54831734ing-news

Mirage Gentlemen's Lounge

Farmingdale, New York

Mirage, Farmingdale. Formerly Cafe Royale review

Stopped in Mirage for a quick break from the heat. It was 5:00pm on a Saturday afternoon. No cover at this time, and my seltzer cost $7 bucks. The place was empty (of…

Lace Wayne

Wayne, New Jersey

Prefer to sit at the bar

I came to lace with a couple of friends from work. One was getting married and treated this as a small bachelor party. When we walked in you pay the cover and one drink which…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Never Trust a Stripper

This is a bad review but it's kind of my fault. I got snookered. I met a dancer at another club and we really hit it off. It was a low mileage…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

First trip to LA club not disappointed

First time in LA visiting a friend and ended up here after a long day. The club was in a strip mall type set up with a gas station next door. Pretty open and well…

Glamour Girls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

a lot of fun for about $350

Later in the week talent level significantly increases. Absolutely love a little spinner with 34bs and there’s a taller girl with massive naturals that defy gravity. There are some hefty girls here too with ginormous…

Ye Olde Axe

Spitalfields, England

Ye Olde Axe - Monday afternoon

I attended Ye Olde Axe on a Monday afternoon. The venue is at the top of shoreditch close to Browns - another strip venue. The lighting is a bit dark in the pub and it…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Thursday Afternoon Stop

I have mostly avoided this place for the past couple years because of the ridiculous $20 fee every time you enter the lap dance area. I was in the area and wanted to stop somewhere…

Rick's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

What do you get for $10?

The dance price says 10/60 and I don't know what that means.

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Mid Day escape to PaperMoon

Decided to pop by PaperMoon during the day since i was bored and had nothing to better else to do. Been over 2 years since I have visited this establishment and it is definitely getting…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

sometimes you just strike out again

Ok, it's my favorite neighborhood bar. Ok, i've been here so often the past five years I cannot count the number of visits. And yes - there is consensus from anyone who is a regular…

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Women in the Clergy?

REUTERS - (Santa Monica, California) The Holy Roman Catholic Church has not yet lifted its ban on women in the clergy. Nevertheless, a maverick priest in Southern California has already ordained four of them. Father Les Dewette, the renegade pastor…

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true or false: the only reason a particular SC is your favorite

is because (know it or not) you're in love with a dancer there. is that true or false? a random dancer pointed this out to me, once. after she said it, i thought about it. and i was like, whoa I guess…

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Stripper Shakedown

I got a message from a clubber recounting a recent strip club visit. He said a black dancer came to his table and sat down on his lap. He declined getting dances or a champagne room from her. Instead of…

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Obsessed with a Strupper

Something happened to me at the strip club that I hadn’t experienced in a looooong while. So I am a LDK kind of guy most of the time. Of course, as most of us, I always look for the dancer…

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OT Best Meal Ever

The best meal ever is when you get home frombthe grocery store and you get to sample all the goodulies you just got...

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managing favorites on this board. help?

Would someone help me figure out how to manage my favorites on TUSCL? There's one I want to drop. And another I want to add. But see not a single clue how. Help?

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Sunday

Stopped by on a Sunday (today). Was closed. Is Vic's usually closed Sunday?

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⚽️ Alright you can bang Alex Morgan or Megan Rapinoe

Make a choice. But with Megan Rapinoe you get 20% off strip clubs the rest of the year. So who you taking? I’m going with Morgan only cause USA soccer ⚽️ girls don’t tend to be available in the SC’s.

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⚽️ Alright you can bang Alex Morgan or Megan Rapinoe

Make a choice. But with Megan Rapinoe you get 20% off strip clubs the rest of the year. So who you taking? I’m going with Morgan only cause USA soccer ⚽️ girls don’t tend to be available in the SC’s.

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Sex on the Beach: Don’t Bother!

Seaside sex is often depicted in films and in travel brochures as if it were your wet dream come true. You might spend a lot of time and effort scoping out the perfect romantic spot, an isolated beach cove with…

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How are Milwaukee and Chicago? Maybe Minneapolis too?

Mileage/contact? Do girls seem to wanna be there or are they miserable always? Stage tipping/dance buying culture or entitled guys trying to party without spending much or anything on girls? I'm seriously burnt out but might consider these places. What I've heard…

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super friendly with good craic

Can someone translate this for me? I need to know what is good craic!?! And where can I get some?

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Montréal Clubs

I’ve been reading the reviews of all clubs in Montreal and Montreal-Nord. Despite the reputation that Montréal clubs are wilder than US clubs, the reviews generally don’t seem to reflect that rep. For any PLs that have been to Montreal…

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Jeffrey Epstein, Billionaire Long Accused of Molesting Minors, Is Charged

I wonder if this billionaire pedophile will finally get the punishment he deserves. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/06/nyregion/jeffrey-epstein-arrested-sex-trafficking.html?action=click&module=Latest&pgtype=Homepage

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I wonder if Articles are a seasonal thing

I wrote one about three months ago, still nothing. Last year there was a long hiatus too in the middle of the year. Perhaps it’s just a Winter/Spring thing now. Anyone hear anything otherwise?

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'Europe's biggest sex festival' hits England, aerial photos show

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/europes-biggest-sex-festival-england-photos

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Coffee, Tea or Me?

I know that in most strip clubs the "Me" is available but is coffee or tea available?

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Switching to jack shacks for a while

How many times can I go to clanceys; need to switch it up

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Looks like you west coast guys are gonna have to drink your coffe without a view

Federal appeals court rules against 'bikini baristas'

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What Do You Still Use Cash For?

I almost never use cash anymore outside of strip clubs. The main thing I use cash for other than strip clubs are a few odd things like vending machines, the farmer market, or if I want a quick Sincweiser at…

Bucks Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Weird difference between google reviews and the reviews here

Its pretty strange, if you check out the google reviews of this place they are absolutely GLOWING, whereas the recent reviews here (after the switch to Bucks) seem pretty meh. I wonder if Bucks paid some people to write some…

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ever fallen asleep at an SC?

lol who woke you up? i'm sure we've all dozed off for a quick minute

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if you became a politician overnite, would you still hit your favorite SCs?

or you suddenly got tasked to be a 'moral' public figure, but like 24-hours from now. you still SC-ing or nah would you help out SC with your new position, etc this popped into my head a few yrs ago when that…

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A Review Proposal: Minimum Length

It's understandable that Founder might not want to be as hands-on with the reviews forever, and crowdsourcing their approval is, theoretically, a solution for that. But it's been noticeable that the quality of some of the "approved" reviews lately has…

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Clippers now the favorite to win it all

I love this move by the clippers. https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/27129474/sources-clippers-land-leonard-george I know they gave up a ton of draft picks, but those are never sure things. They now have two of the best wing players in their prime to go along with a…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

What's it like at night?

I will be in Atlanta, but just late at night. How much different is it than during the days? More crowded, if that is possible? Different mix of dancers? Is it safe?

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SAPD officer involved in two road rage incidents returned to full duty, police c

Somehow I don't feel safer knowing this cop is back on the street. https://www.ksat.com/news/sapd-officer-involved-in-two-road-rage-incidents-returned-to-full-duty-police-confirm

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“You should decide whether something makes sense by its content, not by the pers

Title says it all.

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“Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.” -

Title says it all.

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Religion: The practice of training your mind to ignore evidence, logic, and reas

Title says it all.

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The Ultimate Happy Meal

Although their food would be more appropriately used to fatten cattle, McDonalds certainly knows how to sell crappy food to children. McDonalds is now changing gears as it prepares to roll out its new “Ultimate Happy Meal” targeting adults…

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Clubbing during a national disaster

Was anyone in a strip club last night when the 7-pointer struck south CA, or during the 6-pointer earlier in the week? I have always wanted to experience an earthquake - to see what it is like when the…

Tijuana

The One Hour Rule

On a recent mongering visit to HKTJ I found a very sexy, nerdy bargirl (BG) who provided a great arriba experience so we exchanged numbers and we set up an appointment a week later. On our second meet, after a few…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

VIP Parties-heads up $32 admission price

No coupons accepted

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Review Reject or Approve.

After looking at some approved, I wonder how many that reject or approve even know the guidelines? As it states: "Content and length are the two most important factors to consider. Be wordy. Fill the review box. One or two sentence reviews…

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Buddy Bachelor Party

Need some females for the hotel? Who can hook me up with a directory. Brooklyn,NY

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Is the American strip club dying out?

"Can you imagine a boss telling a secretary to make an appointment at a strip club?" These days, few executives would be willing to risk possibly losing their jobs and the resulting personal humiliation by seeking reimbursement from their employers for…

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To Dump or Not To Dump in a SC

yo, shit happens So, what say ye? Do you take a dump when you feel the urge at an SC or nah Do you feel less in the mood for lappies after dropping a hellish dumpola or nah

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Thad’s

Anyone want to go to Thad’s with me

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anyone do "SC world tours" anymore

not literally, but, like just by yourself, spend a random night hitting 4-5 local SCs for kicks, not for reviews been thinking of doing this forever, but never get around to it if you did it, how'd it go back in the 90s,…

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Auto reject of short reviews.

Apparently Founder has reinstated the computer function to reject reviews that are too short. I submitted one for a closed club as a public service announcement. It was only 2 lines and it was rejected automatically. I added a 3rd…

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OT: Summer Weather ?

It's been a scorcher in SoFlo the last couple of weeks - the SoFlo high-humidity means anything above 90 feels more like over-100 - SoFlo summer-weather is usually low-90s to bout 95 but w/ the humidity it's a killer -…

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Coyness

I think it’s pointless to ask a dancer what goes on in VIP. The response will always be “dancing” Even if they have an expanded menu in VIP, they don’t come out and say it. The PL will always have…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Location location location

Ok, maybe it’s me, but when I drove past seductions and saw that it was literlaay across the street from a trailer park..... I said hmmmmmm

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Black Little Mermaid

All this noise about Disney casting a black girl as the Little Mermaid, and I keep hearing about "Black Ariel"...am I the only one thinking that would be an incredible name for a stripper?

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What’s your biggest weakness as a PL/Dancer?

I wanted to start a thread like this because I think it could be really cathartic and also interesting to hear some of the answers. Maybe make us better if we answer honestly. For me definitely if I like a…

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18+ strip clubs in NYC.

Hey, I was wondering if anyone has heard of any 18+ strip clubs in the NYC area other than show palace. I'm not 21 yet and i'm looking to have some fun but I haven't been able to find many options…

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Today club scene

I am planning to go to clubs tonight. Will there be few dancers or more because its day after July 4th. The clubs are located in Philly area.

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Thank God for Pushy Women!

Pushy women are God’s greatest gift to shy young men. Had it not been for pushy, horny women. I might have remained a virgin well into my twenties. I lost my virginity at age 16 when an adult woman took…

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BJ Penn Tried To Fight Strip Club DJ According To 911 Call: Listen

My question is, Why is this UFC fighter called "BJ"? https://www.hotnewhiphop.com/bj-penn-tried-to-fight-strip-club-dj-according-to-911-call-listen-news.84834.html

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The Wizard of Oz: The Hidden Message

Insights come at odd times and from unexpected sources. My religious belief began to erode early. The classic children’s film, “The Wizard of Oz,” was an early contributor to the crumbling of my religious faith. There is a scene when Dorothy, Scarecrow,…

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This is a question for the ladies here on site and for folks of color

How do y’all feel about certain members here addressing women as bitches and hos doesn’t it seem degrading to you and for you AA guys does it annoy the fuck out of you when you hear the “N” word in…

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Discussing a Naked Stripper

Doctor A: "Why did you have sex with her?" Doctor B: "She was lying there naked. What was I supposed to do? Doctor A: "The autopsy! The goddam autopsy!"

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I’m an Atheist. So are you (almost)!

I am an atheist. I don’t believe in a god or gods. If you stop and think about it briefly, you will realize that your beliefs concerning deities are nearly identical to mine. There are innumerable gods available for…

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Craziest night of my life

I took two strippers out for drinks tonight, one showed up almost blacked out drunk, could tell we were babying her and freaked out. She ended up ripping out the other girls ear ring drunk and them getting into a…

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

Mileage.

Does anyone have any anecdotes about the mileage here? I've heard conflicting reports. I was just wondering what everyone's experience is.

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Drinking or sober when you club?

I always drink when I go to SC. I find it helps loosen me up and relax. I’m far more friendly and social with this girls. However unrelated to clubbing (and partly related to my expanding waist) I’d like to…

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Sushi

I bought some sushi from Kroger yesterday. It wasn't bad. I cooked it and it tasted like fish.

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These hot naked Latina babes lifted my spirits

It's Fourth of July and I'm sitting home alone, depressed and feeling sorry for myself, so I do a YouTube search for Latinas in bikinis or MILFs or something like that and came across this awesome video that has lifted…

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Choking?

Oddest thing I've had in a while. Young girl I'm banging, she whispers for me to put my hand around her neck. Naively, I reach behind her head and the neck to pull her head closer to me.…

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Yes, cops can do whatever they want with sex workers

In response to some comments on PaulDrake’s thread. But I’m making a new thread because it’s off topic. Basically, when it comes to police officers, as long as the female in question is from a background where she has little…

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Why are men so fucking cute? Not yall, but like probably your sons cuz I'm stric

K bye