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Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Worst strip club I have ever been to in my life

Honestly I have never left a strip club worse than I came in but this is genuinely the best worst strip club I have been to in my life. I despise this place. The…

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dancer tried a new move on me

I had a dancer do a new move on me the other night, it was amazing and somewhat painful all at the same time. She would continuously grab jr through my pants and position him so he'd be angled the…

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Hi I'd like to introduce myself. I am like so bored right now. That other bitch

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The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Nice venue just small

With Detroit Proper having the curtains taken down, I've been forced to venture farther out. After sorting thru the extensive amount of reviews from my fellow PLs I settled on the Landing Strip. I thought…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

COI’s finest chicks

With Deja Vu COI no longer worth talking about, except to say it’s not worth talking about, Synn is the go to place in the City of Industry. $15 before 6 PM, $20 after that. Used…

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Nicole diaries #10: spoke to my dad today. I lied to him cuz he thinks he I fast

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Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

First real time at Palomino

This is the second time I visited Palomino but it is the first legitimate visit. The first time was last year on July 4th which fell on a Wednesday and pretty much all of Vegas…

Night Shift

Baltimore, Maryland

Shift

First of all, i didnt see or notice any cameras, maybe i didn't pay attention, maybe i missed them but i never noticed. the dancers all are using their phones to record something, usually themselves. That doesnt'…

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So anxious

These young ladies know how to move in heels: https://youtu.be/FW-AdNs3HXw

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First trip to COI . Need advice

I've been able to discern quite a bit from this forum for my travels. I'll be in LA for a few days, and will try to hit the COI clubs. Probably will have a couple days to try day…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Possible name change to Dyson...

Came in on a slow weekday afternoon. (pun intended) It was warm outside and decided to beat the heat and relax in the dark, air conditioned club with some half-naked ladies. Found a spot along the…

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Clothes at SCs

What do you guys like to wear to SCs? Particularly the pants. Do you guys consider that for the lapdances.

Foxtail Go Go

Manville, New Jersey

Prostitution Bust

I havent been here in quite some time, but thought it was good to let you guys know this place was targeted by undercovers recently. Some citizens complained of prostitution and narcotics and the police…

Bottoms Up

Baltimore, Maryland

Bottoms Up,2 thumbs up (Again) !

This club has gone from mediocre to great ,back to mediocre and now experiencing a resurgence of sorts.Since total remodel about a year ago the club is clean from bar to restroom to VIP room.Typical…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Entertaining night

Went in around 2 am and stayed till 7am. We took the free shuttle so there was no cover, just $40 for a 2 drink minimum. The staff was pretty friendly. When entering the place…

Top Hat Gentlemen's Club

Mansfield, Ohio

Slow night

I had a text from a dancer I hadn't seen in awhile so I decided to stop in and visit. There were only 4 or 5 dancers working and most were outside on the smoking…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

So so Friday night

Went to a local minor league baseball game so since my ticket stub gave me free admission I decided to make a visit. Ended up staying a little later then planned at the game so…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

First time checking it out.

I went on a Thursday evening a bit past 11 to check out what was happening. It was quiet, a few guys at the bar and two dancers looking at me like fresh meat. I…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Low pressure club

Came here on cinco de mayo, there was no parking in the parking lot so had to park in the street. Only been here a few times, people keep telling me how good it was…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Back On The Horse

Had a free night so I dropped by for the happy hour pricing after the old 10-5 (i.e. normal hours in the tech world that has overrun SF). I don't have anything new to add…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Very good time had

This was the first time I had ever been to this club. It is south of town on I-29 just a bit. I had to take an Uber, but that was fairly inexpensive.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

I'm going to be in the area in June and

I'm going to be in the area in June and had a couple questions for you regulars. How do customers typically dress here? Is the single day membership to Club Lust worthwhile? I think I read it's $100 for the…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

First time let down...

This is the first time I was let down by the PL. In truth, I left satisfied, but for the first time ever I didn't really have a good time here. The vibe…

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Who to see a BTS dearborn. Nowadays

Who are some good dancers to see nowadays at BTS dearborn on dayshift or nightshift.

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Who to see a BTS dearborn. Nowadays

Hey who are some good dancers to see on dayshift or nightshift at BTS Dearborn at the moment. Haven't been their in a while.

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Stripclub law in Washington state

https://www.king5.com/mobile/article/news/politics/gov-inslee-signs-stripper-safety-bill-into-law/281-b324ceeb-1616-4ca3-badd-2a14bae0a208?fbclid=IwAR1aOBv0SmUwdZ9s1eHgqCloIsSmv82Gp9WfratYfBDs96k51IqNy68PuBk?fbclid=IwAR1aOBv0SmUwdZ9s1eHgqCloIsSmv82Gp9WfratYfBDs96k51IqNy68PuBk

Nicola's

Commerce, California

Extremely laid back club

I was on a business to LA and had a hotel just 3 miles from Nicola's. I visited there Thursday and Friday. It is a dive bar. Dancers are mostly Spanish and few Caucasians. Didn't…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

This could become habit-forming...

Tried a second trip to Ballpark... to be honest, I was mostly looking for a second round with Angie or Angel, since I had so much fun with them earlier in the week. Walked…

Obsessions Gentlemen's Club

Hampton, New Jersey

Return Visit

After being impressed with this club on a Saturday night I wanted to not only see how it was on a weeknight, but possibly catch the end of the day shift, and get a lap…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Does the new talent signal a change in direction for PH, or just filling shifts for the time being?

Saturday night was never the A-list for special treatment at PH, but a man can only watch Shawshank on TBS so many times, so I went out in the rain to check out all the…

Gentlemen's Playground

Rocky Mount, North Carolina

Not much good to say

Got there about 10 o'clock on a Friday night. Really needed to unwind, have a drink, and look at some titties and asses. Unfortunately, when I got in and paid the cover, there was no…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

What a difference a night makes

Have previously visited this club in afternoon and the quality of dancers has really been hit or miss. Lately more on the miss side where maybe 1-2 hot dancers but sticking with their regular…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

LARGE CLUB

I have been to Sapphire a number of times and they always treat me as a valued guest. The dancers are generally beautiful and friendly, but stay away from the Russians, Eastern Europeans, and South…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Surprising Visit

I’ve been to Fantasia several times over the years and over the last few months had basically written it off. There used to be a time when you could always find at least one attractive…

Club X

Glendale, Colorado

Yeah run!

I have not gone to Club X or what ever the new name is for a while. Now I know why, the club is just not that nice. The dancers do not want to be…

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1st otc

Went to Follies today to see my fav. We have talked a little about it before and now have set up a day for us this week. I'm just a little nervous as this we be the 1st time doing

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OT: An alternative to the Waifu Pillows sex partners;,life size realistic silico

We are living in very interesting times for the human species. Some websites with “nice looking” dolls https://myrealdolls.com/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIj5S96tGW4gIVlONkCh3k-gFTEAAYASAAEgLru_D_BwE https://racymedolls.com An article about the trend: https://www.siliconwives.com/blogs/news/a-sex-doll-sales-boom-what-s-causing-it “Sex Dolls Provide a Safe And Respectful Alternative” “The Future of Sex Dolls is Here And it is Amazing” I don’t think fold…

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

Good times

Was coming back from go go with some buddies and decided to stop by here before heading home. Got in, place was busy, about 7 girls working. Right after sitting down, i saw the hottest…

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

Went for lunch, even the food was so so

I've been trying to check out the club at lunch time versus Wackos and Wackos obviously has the better food. There's a bartender named Dori that used to work at Flash Dancers but got fired…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Tijuana First Timer No More!

Okay, so quick intro from me: I've been a monger for years, sneaking around the southern US, and taking advantage of any and all underground venues that cater to our monger needs. Not sure…

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I believe this has been mentioned before, but some may be to dense to understand. Using a "^" to indicate someone does NOT take into account ignored souls. USE THEIR TUSCL NAME!!!

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Sailors walking into strip club reminded to ‘clap like Mike Pence is speaking’

SAN DIEGO, Calif. — A group of sailors preparing to enter the Rear Admiral Gentleman’s Club were reminded by Command Master Chief Petty Officer Michael Tubbins on Saturday evening to “clap like Mike Pence is speaking,” — referencing the primal…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

First Time - Adult Prom Night

I felt like partying and read a few reviews on tuscl and decided on this club. Since I planned on drinking, I checked into a hotel nearby. Plenty of hotels to choose from. Arrived at…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Great Value

I came to Inner Room on a weekday night around 8 PM. Parking in the back was easy, and I felt comfortable in the neighborhood. I don't remember cover, but I think it was about…

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Eating in strip clubs

After that discussion the other day about food I read a review by someone about fugly fatties ruining a meal at a club in Jacksonville, and I wondered if any of you folks that eat in strip clubs lose your…

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Already made my calls

Now I am bored as hell with a few hundred burning a hole in my pocket. Thinking of heading out to Queens to check out a strip club or two. Not for VIP just drinks and lap dances & tits…

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Dancers Directory Updrade

Im currently working on upgrading the Dancer Directory. Toss out any suggestions here.

Baccala

Kansas City, Missouri

A good time

I arrived just after 10pm on a Saturday night. I heard this was the only predominately black strip club in the KC area. There is not much parking reserved for the club so I parked on…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Better than expected

I actually visited Cheeks twice, I’ve on a Wednesday and once on a Saturday. Both times had plenty of entertainers working, with a mixed bag of gorgeous women to 5s or 6s. I did enjoy…

Allure Gentlemen's Club

Port Richey, Florida

Scarred for Life

Wanting to check out all the Pasco clubs, I checked Allure off the list. Now, I’m not a prude by any means. I’ve been in some small dives, but this is just an…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Wednesday Afternoon

I hadn't been to this club since the doors were taken off the CR's due to the Foxy Lady debacle. I was west of the city so decided why not check it out. It was…

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Happy Mother’s Day!

Which TUSCLers do you think represents these two? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM

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NJ strip club brawl

Two people are in critical condition after violence erupted outside a New Jersey strip club early Sunday morning, police say. Just after 3 a.m., a large fight broke out in front of Cheeques Gentlemen’s Club in Linden. During the fight, two…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Acceptable, not talented

I always paas by this club in my way back home, finally I tried the club, I sat at the bar, and promptly a nice AA with small boobs came and offer a dance, I…

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Why is bareback sex with a stripper magical?

Q. Why is bareback sex with a stripper magical? A. Because if a baby appears, you disappear.

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

no GPS today !

It has been a long time since I last visited this club, which once upon a time was my go-to local hangout, so I figured that it was time to see whether the turnoffs (basically…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

Bailed Out

Gold Club always seems on the brink of a disastrous visit. It's usually slow on weekdays and the stage shows are bad. Many girls go through the motions and stay in their bikinis.…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

A lot of work

It had been almost 9 months since I tried this place so I decided to give it another go. They still scan your ID at the door after 9, not too hip on it but…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Standard Place

It’s not the nicest inside. There’s an area off to the left when you walk in that is not being used. When you walk in you pay the cover and then have to buy a…

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Nothing special

So for some reason I heard a lot of good things about this joint - being full nude was one positive. When some friends and I got there, it was self parking and $18 cover.…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

My Neighborhood Club

Kitten's is my go to club. Near my house and not to far out of the way of my drive home. I work late so I usually get there after midnight. When you enter, the doormen…

Villa Theatre

Montclair, California

Best/Worst strip club I've ever been to.

As I said in the title...Best/Worst strip club I've ever been to. I was here on business and didn't feel like hanging out in my hotel room. Ontario is no the most exciting city so…

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Happy Mothers day you muthas!

My daughter took me out to dinner last night to celebrate.

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Movies and TV shows with great soundtracks

A good soundtrack can take a movie from great to legendary in my mind. I've always loved the soundtracks for the Matrix, the Godzilla movies, and Lord of the Rings. I've seen every one of the Godzilla movies, I used to…

Spearmint Rhino

Oxnard, California

Not too shabby - wait for specials

Came here a few weeks ago since I was in the area. $20 entrance fee around 10pm on a Thursday. Place, as others have mentioned, is in an industrial park, but area felt safe overall. There…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Do they still run the green door room on weekends?

Do they still run the green door room on weekends?

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

As Hall of Famer John Wooden said...

Never confuse activity with achievement. Red Room has 11 strippers worth of activity, but a total absence of achievement. I don't know if Rob if dead or something, but the "talent" is worse than if…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Scarletts Ybor in Tampa

Went to scarletts on a thursday night after 1130pm. The place was fairly decent, not upscale but not trashy either. The music was standard club music, no alcohol, but I went to a bar before…

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How do you put hyperlinks in reviews?

In this review https://www.tuscl.net/app/rev.php?id=353610 the guy put a hyperlink into his review but made it say "this" instead of the hyperlink. How do you do this?

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Being a Sugar Daddy on the road.

I love traveling. Always have. I go everywhere in my white astro van. Recently while driving, it dawned on me. Instead of paying SA $90 a month. Why not just do it from my van. Cut out the middleman. I’ll…

Wild Zebra Gentlemen's Club

Providence, Rhode Island

Sisi birthday

Have reviewed the the layout before. Bar to the right when you enter. Stage to the left and bathrooms and vip booths straight ahead. Stage is on the lower level bar on upper level. There…

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“The money pigs of capitalist democracy….Money has made slaves of us…Money is th

Every penny is sticky with sweat and blood.” — Joseph Goebbels (29 October 1897 – 1 May 1945) Reich Ministry of Public Enlightenment and Propaganda Joseph says it all all about big business, Health Insurance predators, capitalist pigs, robber barons, fat cats, The fascist insects…

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1AM er in Indy

https://fox59.com/2019/05/11/2-killed-in-nightclub-shooting-near-ims/ Club Venus is a low end strip club. Not a good place to be at night.

Centerfolds

Neptune, New Jersey

Worth a visit

Went here like mid Feb on a Saturday night. Plenty of parking. Walked in, the bouncer was not very welcoming. Told another patron coming in to back up and gave him about 1/2 second to…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Two visits to TDs North

Found myself making two separate visits to this club a week or so apart. I'll combine both trips into one review. Nothing has changed regarding the layout or general details of the club. Cover was $8…

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Developing a reputation ITC

OK, the other night I interacted with the 3rd girl in the last few months who has told me, completely unsolicited (the information, not the girl herself, lol), that the girls talk about me in the back. Now they…

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OT- Public Service Announcement: Bitcoin is back, and revving its engines.

Looking at the chart of Bitcoin on logarithmic scale since its inception, the price has entered a parabolic cycle near each halving (if you don't know what Bitcoin halving is, look it up). Each parabolic cycle has seen all-time-highs that…

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Addicted to TUSCL, but it could be worse

Been on TUSCL for three years and lately I noticed I'm obsessed with checking out this site and another like it that is devoted to the Toronto escort and massage scene. Weird thing is, I'm not even that hardcore of…

Amnesia

Cabo San Lucas, Baja California Sur

Great time but going to cost you $$

Had an excellent time at Amnesia, there we’re some decent talent in the place and started out with a private dance for $110 for 30 minutes, went the extra mile for $200 for a covered…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

visited this place ,so disappointing

visited this place on saturday night around 10pm. place was packed with people. here is my experience pros -music and vibe was good. good DJ and they have dance floor and people can dance. -drink price…

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

One Hit Wonder

Went on a Wednesday afternoon. Place was empty with maybe 2 patrons, an older couple likely in their 70s. One dancer who was a thick WOC. Not really my thing and she had been tatted…

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On my way to the projects in Austin so I can see what a neighborhood with prosti

On the bus now

Larry Flynt's Hustler Barely Legal Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Could have been better

Arrived late to bourbon street when the regular action was low so decided to go here. This is only my second review and my visit was actually a couple of months back, so pardon for…

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Another great night Thursday!

Had another great SC session Thursday night. Wasn’t sure as to whether or not to go to casino or SC. Chose one of my favorite “non extras” clubs that seems to be full of extras for me. Met another Hot…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Reserved Table BS Now on Saturdays, Too

Got there around 12:30 $10 valet already set up. Girls just sitting around. At 1 PM on the dot they started circulating. No stage dancing until close to 1:30. I walked in and once my eyes…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

new dancer Naomi - small tits, amazing ass

So, due to work and other restrictions, my outings are usually restricted to Saturday afternoons, and Miss Kitty's is maybe the only one in this area to open at noon on Saturdays. There's normally two…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Only if I had more money

During a recent visit to South Florida decided to check out this place based on reviews I read on TUSCL. Once I parked my car, I walked towards the door and the attendant asks for $2.…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Narrow escape from Colombian temptation

The layout of the club has been well described before. I've stopped in a few more times in past months. On a recent Friday afternoon the parking was near full, but inside there were still…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Fc review

Visited flight club a couple of weeks ago. I was hoping to run into a dancer i hadn't seen in a while. Got to the club around 930. Valeted, paid the cover and took a…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Weekend afternoons

I was in town for the week for business last week and stopped by Thur and Fri afternoons. Thur I got there 5pm. Dozen dancers or so in the day shift. Mostly 6-7s, with a…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

New faces hustling

Got here around 4pm and used the Instagram post to get in free but paid for overpriced water. Place has done the upgrade as others have mentioned and I'll talk about my dislike of…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Consistent

This places continues be consistent. Decent value for a full nude club. Normally you can get in without paying the cover if you mention there Facebook posts. Speaking of posts, they have been listing…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Anybody know which rooms have the sex swing in them?

Anybody know which rooms have the sex swing in them? I’d like to give that a try. I think one I walked by was a double on 8. But not sure if they are in others.…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

WTF HAPPENED TO THIS PLACE??

It's been a while since I've been to Perfect Ten. I always thought this was the the best Gentlemen's club in town that wasn't all nude. Boy have they changed shit up…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Repeat repeat

I decided to kill some time Friday afternoon and figured Follies was a good bet. Got there around 3 pm and parked at the shopping plaza across the street. Why pay $10 for valet when…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

High Hustle Factor at Kittens

I was in Kittens on Thursday evening, May 9th, roughly between 9:45 and 11:15 p.m. App. 30 dancers were on shift. Both stages were in use. The parking lot was full. I had to…

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Quotations are used by me as a means of inspiration and to invoke philosophical

Pragmatically speaking, quotations can also be used as language games (in the Wittgensteinian sense of the term) to manipulate social order and the structure of society “Like everything metaphysical the harmony between thought and reality is to be found in the…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

Huge ripoff

It’s the only place open after my trip to follies today and a few other clubs I checked out pinups based on tuscl hours info. It was a brief 15 mins from my location so.…

Biloxi Bar and Gentlemen's Club

Biloxi, Mississippi

Closed

Prior to my trip to Biloxi, I checked TUSCL. It listed this as the only club between Mobile and New Orleans. I finished up some business at the hotel and then headed over at…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Not worth it, "gentlemen's club"

First sign of trouble when I walked in - the doorman said I was not properly attired and said "it's a GENTLEMEN'S club" and then says he's going to make a one time exception to…

Rose's Cantina

Groton, Connecticut

A bar that happens to have strippers.

Roses Cantina has undergone many changes over the past years. I still make a point of stopping by when I’m in town. The drinks are avg bar price and the bartenders and patrons are all…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

Friday night visit

Legends is a fun club to go to with a group of friends after a game. This evening I was killing time before going to Greektown. There wasn't a game downtown so the…

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I don't see much future for the Americans ... it's a decayed country. And they h

How can one expect a State like that to hold together? ~ Adolf Hitler The Führer said it all.

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Many new girls it was audition night

Went back to flight club on a Friday night. Ron welcomed us and made sure we got our favourite table near the stage. The girls were mostly new this night. We ended up finding out…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Good club not in Detroit

I like the Landing Strip. It's a smaller club compared to some but it gets the job done. My last visit was a Saturday just as Day Shift was finishing up and the…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

Gone

I do like this place to stop at after work to grab a quick beer and dance. There are several mainstay dancers that you can find here on any given day, which is nice.…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Tits and booties

Came in on a weird weeknight and paid the 15$ fee and got the watered down coke for 6$. On this trip I ran into j****y who’s a well known hustler/rob prolly early or…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Angelina

Finished cutting the lawn, shower and shave. Whole day ahead of me took afternoon ride up to Clancy's. Nice cold Bud watching the ladies and MLB network on the tv. Not many customers. Like this…

Wet Gentlemen's Club

Belleville, New Jersey

Patience is everything

I got there pretty late the club was rowdy & there were more girls than I thought. Place didn't look too clean to me and the music was not so great, but someone caught my…

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reverse lookups

best reverse lookup phone, email, recommendations please. some of you have stated that you have exceptionally good sites for reverse lookups of phone numbers or email addresses. what are the best and how much do they cost? all is tineye.com the best image…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

good time

Visited on a Friday evening late. Walked in and grabbed a beer, took a seat. Quite a few ladies working, taking turns at the stage. I tipped a few, scanned the room. Place is clean…

The X Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Empty tonight

I walked in the door and there was no one monitoring the front. I went inside to investigate a little further and discovered three people sitting at the bar and a bartender but all of…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Next!

I was there the for the first time and the guys at the entrance, the service, the club and especially the girls are amazing. But I am still dissapointet. One girl offered me a private…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

Good Solid Club

Was in the area on business so I thought I'd check it out. I arrived around 6:15 on a Friday night. More dancers than customers at that point. In fact that was…

Pure Gold's Crazy Horse Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Same Old Same Old

Arrived in the evening, I have found it is best to get there around 9 or 10pm, any earlier and there will not be many girls. $20 dollar cover, bottle of water is $8. The…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

Cold mixed drinks and beautiful girls of all types, great Monday night stop!

When I went I had just left club X (empty), and was surprised to find about 15 girls working that night. I believe when I got there there were only eight girls working…

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Your prejudice towards Muslims is no different than the filth of the drug dealer

A good number of you haven't displayed prejudice towards Muslims ...but a lot of you have. This post is directed at a very specific group pf.individuals , rather than the whole board. Trash is still trash. Bagging up your garbage…

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Indy 2AMer.

INDIANAPOLIS — Two people were shot and killed early Saturday morning outside a west side strip club. According to the Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department, two people were shot at Club Venus, located at 3535 W. 16th St. Just after 1 a.m., IMPD…

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How does a girl apply for a job in a strip club?

Q. How does a girl apply for a job in a strip club? A. They hand her a bra and say, "Here, fill this out."

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Ready, Steady, Go

So I've been a visitor to TDs off and on for almost 20 years. For dogs like me, the place always has some surprises. The thing is, you may have to spend a little time…

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Prison Proxies

Benito Ramirez will soon begin serving time in prison for a crime he did not commit. The district attorney and the judge are fully aware that Mr. Ramirez committed no crime. His family members are pleases to see him…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Trip report 5-2-19 afternoon

This a review of a visit on Thursday 5-2-19 around 2pm. Parked on side street next to club to avoid $6 valet. No cover during afternoon shift. Only 1-2 other customers that I could see.…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Feature time

Haven't been to the Red Parrot for a feature performer in awhile so decided to give it a try. Feature was Gina Valentina who I have never heard of. Used my VIP card so didn't…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Not too bad

I hadn't been to TD's Eubank for a while. I arrived around 8:30 hoping that my favorite dancer (Raine) would be there as she promised but she didn't get there until nearly 9:30. When I…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Mid day break

I found myself heading up route 24 returning from a work meeting when I needed some refreshments... it was just before noon and the Foxy Lady has literally just opened so I decided to stop…

Zachary's

Mashpee, Massachusetts

Zachary's has been sold. The club will close in the

Zachary's has been sold. The club will close in the next 60 days. Maybe it'll reopen sometime before the sale is complete, but right now there's a sign that says "Temporarily Closed". The adult entertainment license will not be…

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In ‘Papi Chulo,’ Matt Bomer Helps Put A Topical Twist On The Classic Buddy Comed

It's about time they made a movie about Papi Chulo. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/matt-bomer-papi-chulo-film_n_5cd5d18ee4b0705e47dc15f8

Dallas Cabaret North

Dallas, Texas

Smoke and Mirrors

Had some downtime after training, so I decided to go to this Cabaret. Parking in the buildings parking lot was $10 to self-park. There are some shops directly next door on the right that…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Taking off again

Good to see the place much more busy than previous recent visits. Also, it seemed that there were several more dancers at the higher end of the attractiveness scale. I'm definitely not going…

City Limits Showgirls

Linda, California

Gave it one more chance...

After a disappointing visit a couple of months ago, I revisited City Limits on their "2 for 1" value night. My last visit had been so underwhelming that I thought I would give them one…

Vanity After Dark

San Francisco, California

A nice escape...

Sometimes, you really do get what you pay for. The club is impeccable. The decor is modern with a definite classic SF twist to it. Great food at cheaper prices than restaurants of comparable quality.…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Three Forks, Montana

Could have been a lot better

I was passing by and saw the reviews. Decided to stop in. I was at a table for about 15 minutes then decided to sit at the Rail. Only had a few dollars out…

E11EVEN

Miami, Florida

0-2 in Miami. This is a late night place.

I struck out over at playmates. Either the pompano area is 10X better or Miami just runs much later. I heard incredible things about E eleven. I arrived at 715pm It was empty. Me and…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Evening on Saturday wasn't so fun, stick to the day shift

From what I remember, the day shift was much more fun at the hugger. In the evening, the regulars hog the fun. I understand that, but the few girls that came by weren't very attractive.…

Temptations

Kansas City, Missouri

First time here, had a good time

This was my first time visiting KC, therefore first time in the club. $20 to get in. You get stamped so you can re-enter if you go to the bar next door for a drink.…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

First time In a long time

What I notice from reading the reviews it looks like no one puts the dancers names i think it would make things easier especially to get the better quality. Just sayin. Anywyas went in on…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I almost left

You never know what a Tuesday night will bring. My wingman and I headed down around 8 pm, and swung into HK first. We did a lap, and then headed out to check out the…

Elysium Gentlemen's Club

Bunker Hill, West Virginia

Word is they’re temporarily closed after a flood

Stopped by, or rather tried to, last Friday. Club was dark, no cars in the lot. Headed over to Vixens instead. Heard from dancers there that there was a big flood at Elysium and…

Playmates Club

Miami, Florida

Major disappointment!

When u come to south Florida you expect excellence! Not even close! Talent was mediocre at best. No cover but doorman and girl suggest a tip. I never mind tipping but I hate being asked.…

Platinum Gentlemen's Club

Jacksonville, North Carolina

Friendly Club

I am in the Jacksonville/Morehead City area quite a bit so I am always looking for a way to pass the time when I get bored. I got to Platinum about 6:45 and was the…

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Big Pharma

OT - I just saw a teaser for 60 Minutes where they’ll be talking about one of the greatest rip-offs in history - the prices that we pay for prescription medications. Yesterday I started a regimen of pills - one per…

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New Club Ranking

A - Ankles. Pants or shorts at ankles expected. B - Below waist. Pants or shorts below waist. C - Cock out, unzipped but that's it. D - Did not unzip. Pass. F - Fuck this place. Thoughts?

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NICESPICE, COME TO THE WINDOW AS I SERENADE YOU

The girl that dances from the Far East, Icey locos vagina is full of yeeeeeast, Her tits are perky and do not sag, SJG is such a faaaag, My love you is very true DC’s balls are always bluuuuuuuueee She makes her money and makes it…

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Americans are under-educated

Or at least I am under-educated: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv5VMf-RJx4 SJG

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TUSCL website update ?

I was looking at my bank's website today and looking at the page w/ my statements. They had all the statements displayed for the current year, but for previous years they were under folder/links labeled "2018" "2017", "2016", etc. I think this…

Thads

San Diego, California

This is a swingers club.

Know that this is not a strip club. It is a swinger's club. I have been here on more than one occasion. The place, itself is a little grimy, so leave your shoes on. It's hit…

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OT: Backlash Erupts in Canadian Province After Government Kills Basic Income Tes

Ontario, Canada has scrapped its experiment with basic income—a hot but largely untested idea for reducing poverty—before any results could be gleaned, sparking criticism from researchers and outrage from program recipients. The project, introduced in 2017 and expected to last for…

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OT: That's fucked up

Hundreds of Bodies, One Nurse: German Serial Killer Leaves as Many Questions as Victims "... Today, Mr. Högel, 42, is considered the most prolific serial killer in the history of peacetime Germany, and perhaps in the world. Officials suspect that…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

First timer visit on a Monday early afternoon

I just got back from my first visit to HK. (I am posting a few days later but I started writing this as soon as I got back.) I went early on a Monday.…

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Serious question

With all this lively discussion about club ads, and the necessity of calling them out on club comments, are there some clubs that are prone to having club ads more than others? I have heard before that Baby Dolls in…

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Today's edition of the irrelevant review

The Landing Strip Lounge STRIP CLUB TOPLESS DANCERS Romulus Michigan REVIEWS (648)COMMENTS (3) Mikejeffmike Ahh ok time waster May 10, 2019 Stopped by early afternoon killing time for a flight out of DTW. Never had been to this club..not a big fan of mandatory valet..but ok..what the…

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I just looked like a creep cuz I couldn't stop staring at this girl on the stree

Ugh K

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Saudi princess is gorgeous as fuck and if you don't think so old what serves as

https://www.instagram.com/p/BltLEJXlqsk/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

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Why can't I get that Girl's Attention?

Why can't I get the attention of one of the hotter girls, sitting over there on the side, looking like she isn't interested in working? You know what I'm talking about, sure you do. I simply don't understand why girls…

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“Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.” ~

Title says it all.

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Many people, especially ignorant people, want to punish you for speaking the tru

Never apologize for being correct, or for being years ahead of your time. If you’re right and you know it, speak your mind. Always speak your mind, even if you are a minority of one, the truth is still the truth. ~…

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The most valuable things in life are not measured in monetary terms.

The really important things are not houses and lands, stocks and bonds, automobiles and real estate, but friendships, trust, confidence, empathy, mercy, love and faith. –Bertrand Russell Sir Bertrand said it all

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How does my makeup look..pic uploaded to my profile ..basically think i put to

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Life’s good!

In spite of all the “batist” trolls flying around claiming righteousness, we still can pay to look at a pair of bare breasts in peace. Take some time to appreciate the things we’re fortunate enough for to help provide us…

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Harry breaks tradition by being first royal man to hold baby in photo shoot as o

If u don't like it, I'm curious to know why not? Thx

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Anyone else love going to the grocery store and buying exotic fruits or food in

So maybe I'll be a good mom? Lol jk.. If u don't do this does ur wife do this a lot? K I don't drink or party on weekends I just go to park then grocery store to buy fruit then home…

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Invitation For OTC?

Got this text from a dancer we met at a club we occasionally visit. We had a number of dances with her and gun out and had drinks after. She’s an artist and we actually had her do a custom…

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Ranking Crystals by their Popularity as a Stripper Name

https://me.me/i/ranking-of-crystals-based-on-their-popularity-as-a-name-6684417 I can't wait to get a dance from a Flint. I just know there will be sparks.

Tijuana

Any issues returning to US from Tijuana?

Any issues returning to US from Tijuana? Long lines? Extra scrutiny or questions?

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Sex in a Tesla on auto pilot.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c9046fe5fbee

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What is your ATF's rating?

Q. What is your ATF's rating? A. E for everyone.

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Eating at a strip club? Steaks

Should I take a chance eating dinner at Rick's in NYC? Can I get a dancer there to join me? I'm sure they have at least 1 hot Latina or American white girl. Otherwise the dancers there are too Euro…

Tijuana

Planning First trip to Hong Kong in Tijuana

I know that there’s extensive information, research, etx about this club but any recommendations or special tips? Me and a buddy of mine (also married) are planning to go on a 2-day fuck-fest at HK. And I am planning to…

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Serious Question

Why am I not being thanked for reducing troll activity on TUSCL by 70%? What? You think they all disappeared for no reason? Still have yet to get the head troll though.

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The Federal Code of Titty Regulations

Laws and regulations are essential to the maintenance of safety, social stability and order. We need traffic laws, regulations governing the safety of airlines, the practice of medicine, the marketing & sales of drugs, the removal & disposal of…

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Excuse

What do guys think about a dancer saying that she doesn’t DFK or DATY because it “They don’t want to catch an STD”?......Does that translate more to “I don’t want your face near mine or my cooch because you disgust

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Swinging Richards ‘will be here for years’ despite bankruptcy

Why hasn't Shadowcat reviewed this Atlanta strip club? https://www.projectq.us/atlanta/Swinging_Richards_will_be_here_for_years_despite_bankruptcy?gid=19824

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Discuss this email I received

I think one of your competitors has an account here which is calling most comments "club ads" to try to make your site look less credible. The account is desertscrub He makes comments about clubs all over the country, calling the comments…

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Serious Question

Can one of the trolls line up all the serious question threads from the top so that they are all symmetrically in a row?

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Serious Question

If you could get a lapdance from any pornstar, who would your dream lapdance be?

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More Serious Question

More Serious Question

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Marry, fuck, and vote for

Looking at the list of declared 2020 dems, there are only three that could be determined not prohibitively ugly: Tulsi Gabbard, Kirsten Gillibrand, and Marianne Williamson. Now, I would marry and fuck Tulsi, and even vote for her if…

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A different kind of 2AMer @ the Cleveland Hustler Club

Sort of reminds me I haven't been here in awhile and should try to check it out again. https://www.cleveland.com/crime/2019/05/woman-attacked-dancer-at-hustler-strip-club-in-clevelands-flats-records-say.html

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Serious question

The truth is I don't have a serious question but I had a few free minutes and wanted to jump on the serious question bandwagon while it's still pertinent. :D OK bye

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Avoiding the invasion in FL

I like what I like. And totally respect that other guys like what they like. No big deal. I'm going to be bumpin around Miami FLL and Tampa very soon and I don't particularly enjoy the invasion. I have skills to…

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Ramadan is here :)

U got a problem with my religious heritage?. K cool.cuz the only result of that is u making urself look prejudiced lmao.... Btw I am not fasting cuz I can't fast and study . K..again..saying something negative about my religious heritage says more…

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Temptations of Facebook

Oh man, FB seems to have an endless supply of SMOKING hot college aged honeys that seemingly have nothing else to do but post sex pics. Very tempting for a PL like me to message P4P hints even though I…

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The House in DC - Black Club?

Is The House in DC a black club? I understand from reviews that probably all the dancers are black but I mean is it a black club as in a middle aged white guy would seem out of place? I…

The House

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Is the House a Black club for the most part?

Is the House a Black club for the most part? I definitely don't have a problem with it I just don't like to stick out or feel like I don't belong at a club. As a mid aged white guy…

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Goofyness And Living Life To The Fullest

This link makes me want to make silly faces at pretty girls, flip people off and swing on the monkey bars. Some good wholesome fun on a Thursday https://thechive.com/2019/05/08/goofy-girls-are-living-life-to-the-fullest-31-photos/?li_source=LI&li_medium=related-posts

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This is why we do this

Yes this is 100% a brag thread. ;) As I always say, every night is a chance for a new adventure. Well last night I had one of those when an opportunity with a long time acquaintance quite unexpectedly…

Tijuana

Another tj discussion dedicated to flagooneer

This is where you can put any information on tj so we can keep flagooner informed and happy.

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James Holzhauer offered victory party at Las Vegas strip club

James Holzhauer is an amazing Jeopardy contestant, winning big by going all in on daily doubles. I enjoy watching him. https://www.fox5vegas.com/news/james-holzhauer-offered-victory-party-at-las-vegas-strip-club/article_a40b33b6-71a0-11e9-96de-abdc51fcd47f.html

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Why didn't the stripper like it when her customer got "I love you" tattooed on h

Q. Why didn't the stripper like it when her customer got "I love you" tattooed on his penis? A. He was always trying to put words in her mouth.

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2 men (many of u) who won't stop criticizing the new generation of beauty (huge

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How My Peepee Led Me To Atheism

I was a nerdy, bookish child. That probably explains why I grew up to be such a nerdy, bookish adult. When I was about 9 or 10 years old I learned that Proxima Centauri, the nearest star to the earth…

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I AM THE WHITE KNIGHT OF TUSCL

AND WILL DEFEND HER HONOR, NO MATTER WHAT. HAIL ME FOR I SHALL RESCUE THOSE DANZELS IN PERIL HUZZZZAAAA!!!!!!

Tijuana

Any tips for a newbie? (Tijuana)

I frequented a lot of american strip clubs and recently started to make trips down to adult Disneyland aka Tijuana! I keep hearing from friends and people online of epic front room sessions and make outs. Of my 2 visits…

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what old-fashioned thing, you witnessed recently at a SC?

you know, something you rarely witness at a SC nowadays...

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if you witnessed a public parking lot thief, wwyd?

no, this didn't happen anywhere near a strip club... today, i was about to pull off from an outdoor public parking lot that i was at, when i noticed directly in front of me, a young punk brazenly trying random car…

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Omg love her boobs

https://www.instagram.com/p/BkpjDMGBuAv/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

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pregnant

Are there any pregnant strippers currently dancing in the Dallas area? Or the Houston area?

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Serious Question

Why would anybody consider kissing to be more intimate than fucking?

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I truly miss Bare Elegance and Paradise Club in NYC

I was a late starter to the strip club game having been in my late 20s in 2003. But at least I got to experience Bare Elegance and Paradise Club a few times before they closed. Pure dives and I…

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Navy leader who told sailors aboard USS Harry S. Truman to ‘clap like we’re at a

It's beyond the point where you can't say anything anymore without getting in trouble. A Navy Master Chief resigns after facing heat over what to me was a joke comment to fire up his sailors that wasn't directed at or…