pro tip-You gotta make your move!

993rd review for Desires. So the basics are well understood - two bars, plus the patio / “tiki room”, with a single stage which typically has girls on for three songs. Private dances are $30-35 or $140 for 15 minutes ($100 to dancer $40 to house) and take place in booths with a door that closes. Girls range from acceptable to hot, but there don’t appear to be that many dancers on day shift.

I visited twice, once on a Saturday afternoon and then on Friday of a long weekend. On the first visit, in 25 minutes in the club I didn’t talk to a single human - waitress or dancer. The dancers were very average and I needed to make a flight. I would have had a beer but sitting in the few stage-area seats I was never asked. Almost didn’t go back but after reading the reviews it seemed like I was missing something.

So in my second visit I figured out what it was, and this is my tip to other TUSCL readers. I’ve easily been to 50 or more strip clubs and this is the first one where truly, the women to a one will not approach patrons to ask about a dance. Guys, you gotta make a move! I thought maybe this was because of the ratio ... so many more men in the bar than dancers ... but I learned explicitly the issue is there are a LOT of regulars, who have their regular dancers, so in general the ones who are free agents at any given moment don’t want to spend their time separating spenders from time wasters. It’s too small a club and the girls have to cover main room, tiki room, and upstairs restaurant. Now it totally makes sense.