Craziest night of my life
Member6532
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I took two strippers out for drinks tonight, one showed up almost blacked out drunk, could tell we were babying her and freaked out. She ended up ripping out the other girls ear ring drunk and them getting into a fist fight. I got one into a bar the other in an uber got her home and she then fell thru the guard rail on her balcony. Luckily her brother came out, left her in his hands and ubered back to the other.
We go to another back and she gets wrecked, pulls the stripper hustle on a random dude for a shot, slot of drama. I get her in an uber drive her home and we get in her apartment complex she gets out throws up and runs off. I chase her, she screams she doesnt know me and dont touch her. We find a neighbor who has dealt with this before after an hour of her rolling around on and off claiming she loves me and doesn't know me we get her home to find out she lost her keys. She is screaming for her roommate, that I am there to rape her, not to touch her and I am explaining to her that I cant be around if the cops show up cause I will go to jail. She them yells at this old lady (60+ year old, neighbor that has been helping her and me). Finally the roommate lets her in and I just run away fearing what will come out her mouth, the old lady is yelling at me cause she made up a bunch of lies about her, but luckily everyone but me knows this situation.
What the fuck, I will never ever hang out with a stripper again. I am done with clubs, this shit ain't worth it. I just want to make sure they weren't left drunk in a bad situation and I am scared I could have gone to jail for life. We are all damaged but fuck that, fuck that. I have never been so happy to be home, getting drunk alone.
We go to another back and she gets wrecked, pulls the stripper hustle on a random dude for a shot, slot of drama. I get her in an uber drive her home and we get in her apartment complex she gets out throws up and runs off. I chase her, she screams she doesnt know me and dont touch her. We find a neighbor who has dealt with this before after an hour of her rolling around on and off claiming she loves me and doesn't know me we get her home to find out she lost her keys. She is screaming for her roommate, that I am there to rape her, not to touch her and I am explaining to her that I cant be around if the cops show up cause I will go to jail. She them yells at this old lady (60+ year old, neighbor that has been helping her and me). Finally the roommate lets her in and I just run away fearing what will come out her mouth, the old lady is yelling at me cause she made up a bunch of lies about her, but luckily everyone but me knows this situation.
What the fuck, I will never ever hang out with a stripper again. I am done with clubs, this shit ain't worth it. I just want to make sure they weren't left drunk in a bad situation and I am scared I could have gone to jail for life. We are all damaged but fuck that, fuck that. I have never been so happy to be home, getting drunk alone.
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Sounds like you lived it! Did either of them at least look like KB? 😉
Kcmember85 said he was “done” with stripclubs. Let’s always remember
On a side note I am getting calls now apologizing for the night and thanking me I got them home safe.
It was note worth it.
But honestly did you expect it to go smooth? Hanging out with strippers is asking for drama (usually not everyone) Do it again with different strippers and if the same thing happens then yeah maybe it's time to go.
Looks like you’re letting your true colors show Icey. Don’t ever go around d preaching on here how you treat people better than other members, cause it’s just not true.
I have to accept much of the blame considering I was the one buying the shots. It's easy to forget the weight difference when drinking with these dolls.
Sorry to say this, but you might want to think about what you might have said or done to skeeve her out.
Just a thought.
As far as the rest of that nonsense, I've taken countless dancers OTC and never once had one bolt like that or yell that I was trying to rape her. It sounds like she felt unsafe with you at that moment. Just some food for thought.
If only that same instinct to disengage existed when a young girl was running away from you while screaming "rape" to anyone who would listen. Putting aside whatever you did to make her feel uncomfortable, you really seem to lack a self-preservation instinct. Just sayin'.
Dugan, give it a rest.
Ah huh. He wanted that ass so badly that he was willing to chase her down while she was crying "rape" to whoever would listen. Maybe her instincts weren't so bad after all. 😉
Putting aside the jokes though, there is an instructive theme underlying my comments if he is indeed the young buck you believe him to be. Most of us seasoned hounds have learned when it's time to cut bait and walk away. What was the end game once those antics started? Let's even assume she had a change of heart and took him by the hand, walked him into her bedroom and spread her legs open for him. Should he have been foolish enough to fuck her after she told everyone who would listen that he wanted to rape her?
I go to strip clubs for less drama, not more. I'll never understand how guys let themselves get drawn into these mushroom-cloud encounters.
I’ve had crazy drunk girls go wacko and I’ve learned I will only let that happen once, never again. OP has stated the same.
Lol !
So for you the lesson here is not so much about deciding not to chase after a girl who is running away from you while crying "rape." Instead your takeaway is a more fluffy lesson about avoiding all crazy drunk girls - in advance. Got it. 😉
Here's the problem with that notion: if you take enough girls OTC, eventually you'll run into one issue or another, regardless of how much you try to avoid problems. It's an unstable pool to begin with and some girls hide the crazy well until you're already out with them.
But for him, his lesson learned is to avoid all strippers and clubs in the future. So I guess from now on he'll only chase down civilian girls who are running from him while crying rape. That's good to know. 😁
I guess this is where the terms internet tough guy and keyboard cowboy come from. Your stressing a point of futility. Again, I’d suggest to just let it go. Neither of us were present, and I surely would never condone any grown man with experience like us to even find ourselves close to getting involved with what the OP detailed. That would be stupid by any intelligent man, but he is young and shared his ignorance. For that he should be commended, not berated as you so steadfastly have obsessed upon.
Now go take advantage of some young drug addicted stripper who is on a backslide and needs a quick cash infusion, and share that wonderful story in your next discussion, please RickDugan.
I'm not trying to be harsh here. I've lost count of all the mistakes I've made with women over the years, both stripper and civilian. But with each mistake it's important to be clear eyed about what we did wrong or else we'll never learn from it. His mistake wasn't that he took a stripper out, it's that he didn't gtfo of there once the crazy shit got rolling.
With that I will let this go.
On some nights, you take any silver lining the clouds offer.