Although their food would be more appropriately used to fatten cattle, McDonalds certainly knows how to sell crappy food to children. McDonalds is now changing gears as it prepares to roll out its new “Ultimate Happy Meal” targeting adults around the world who have poor impulse control and even worse taste.
The Ultimate Happy Meal features six mouth-watering, hot buns dripping with special sauce but lacking any sesame seeds. Customers are encouraged to manhandle the seedless buns while licking them, shoving their meat between them and ultimately adding their own seeds.
According to McDonalds, the Ultimate Happy Meal will only be sold to customers who are 18 or more years old as verified by a government issued photo I.D.
The Ultimate Happy Meal has been successfully test marketed in Las Vegas, Bangkok and Johannesburg where sales were reportedly “brisk.”
McDonalds shares are up nearly 4% in pre-market trading.
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