Sex on the Beach: Don’t Bother!

Rite

Sex on the beach = sand in the coochie

....and therefore, pain of the penis!😟

I haven’t done it yet I still gotta try it

Muddy9,

Still gotta try it?

Good luck!

You might want to invest in a large tube of Neosporin. You’re going to need it.

Brilliant post reverendhornibastard!

My only attempt at sex on the beach was a miserable fail, yes, the sand gets every where and it hurts.

The beach is a great place to hang out, enjoy the view, and get get in mood but not a good place for the actual deed.

Totally disagree. I banged my CF in the VIP at the Hot Beaches strip club in Newport, and we didn't get sand anywhere

Never done it,and ive heard the cons, but my ideal situation is setting up a tent and going at it in the middle of the night.

More than once, I lived blocks from the beach as a teen. The go to spot for us horny teens was under the boardwalk. There are ways to keep the sand to a minimum. However, have had some encounters that had to stop because the sand became too much. Wouldn’t do it as an adult when I can now rent a hotel or own a home to use the bedroom. But it was definitely a great place to sneak off during adolescent years.

I've always wanted to do it but was never able to pull it off. Was going to try it on my honeymoon, but we could not find a secluded enough spot to try.

Had a dancer tell me it's not all that it's cracked up to be.