Sex on the Beach: Don’t Bother!
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
Seaside sex is often depicted in films and in travel brochures as if it were your wet dream come true.
You might spend a lot of time and effort scoping out the perfect romantic spot, an isolated beach cove with crystal blue waters, limestone cliffs and palm trees swaying in a gentle breeze. You can bring some fine wine, assorted cheeses and grapes and a large blanket to lie on.
Don’t bother!
I’ve tried.
No matter how carefully you planned, sex on the beach will never live up to your expectations.
The damned sand gets into EVERYTHING!
https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1522
You might spend a lot of time and effort scoping out the perfect romantic spot, an isolated beach cove with crystal blue waters, limestone cliffs and palm trees swaying in a gentle breeze. You can bring some fine wine, assorted cheeses and grapes and a large blanket to lie on.
Don’t bother!
I’ve tried.
No matter how carefully you planned, sex on the beach will never live up to your expectations.
The damned sand gets into EVERYTHING!
https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1522
12 comments
Still gotta try it?
Good luck!
You might want to invest in a large tube of Neosporin. You’re going to need it.
The beach is a great place to hang out, enjoy the view, and get get in mood but not a good place for the actual deed.
Had a dancer tell me it's not all that it's cracked up to be.