Strip Club Offers "Used Couches" For Free On Facebook Marketplace

If it’s free it’s for me!


Might make a good drunk friend sleepover couch

I'm sure they're cleaned up and everything.

Oh ya No Cum Stains on these !

Those look vaguely familiar from years ago and the disclosure is accurate based on my experience.

***WARNING*** May have stained uknown bodily fluids. Use at your own risk!

If furniture could talk what stories could this old boy tell? … Never mind.

Sounds like there could be a nasty science experiment here. Then again, we willingly sit in these damn things in the club.