Strip Club Offers "Used Couches" For Free On Facebook Marketplace

If it’s free it’s for me!

Might make a good drunk friend sleepover couch

Oh ya No Cum Stains on these !

Those look vaguely familiar from years ago and the disclosure is accurate based on my experience.

WARNING May have stained uknown bodily fluids. Use at your own risk!

If furniture could talk what stories could this old boy tell? … Never mind.

Sounds like there could be a nasty science experiment here. Then again, we willingly sit in these damn things in the club.