Detroit to Gatlinburg... anything worth it in the route?

Club-wise you are going to be disappointed if you are accustomed to FC. Lexington,KY has a few party-type clubs on the east side of town. Full nude/contact dances but no extras. Ohio clubs are terrible and TN clubs are worse. The Mouses Ear in Knoxville is fully nude eye candy but no private dances, no touch, and the dancers have to stay 3 feet away.

Damn. Ty.

Three feet away?

Do they walk around with a measuring device to enforce such a ridículos rule?

In SHV years ago I was at a club that, in order to enforce the 3 foot rule, the girls had a yard stick with a close pin attached to the end of it and tipping was managed by attaching bills to the close pin.

You got to stay 3 feet away from the shit truck

Yep. That is why Tennessee clubs, in particular Nashville, often rank towards the bottom of anyone's list.

Bible Belt homie. Might as well not waste your money of you're looking for metro Detroit activities