Bare Bones, Bare Assets

TL:DR On an off-day (Sunday) the club was empty. 2 out of 5 girls were lookers. Fun to be had in mileage for a price ($$-$$$). Price may not be worth the effort and time at Bare Assets.

Stayed at Bare Assets after visiting virtually every strip club in Tampa, Florida near US 1 on a Sunday. I was only in the Tampa area for a day and was ultimately searching for the best mileage and dancer combination I could find. Bare Assets is a no frills strip joint; small intimate space, with black curtain rod private dance areas, one stage, and one DJ in charge of organizing dances. On the day I visited Bare Assets, the dancers were not particularly active with the clientele, but they were out in the open and could be approached if need be. Ultimately, I approached a dancer who was 1 of 2 lookers (the less attractive one in my opinion, hoping she would be more privy to extra mileage) and asked her for a dance.

If I remember correctly, the price for one dance was a standard $15-20 dollars, but instead I opted for a 10 minute - 3 song special. The dancer and I went back to the front of the club where the private booths are located and started our time together. She was an average dancer, she did not seem too into the dance. I eventually found out that she did not speak English (Spanish only) which posed a problem for my plan, but at this point I was tired of visiting strip clubs and wanted to have some fun. After 2 minutes into her routine, I pulled out Google Translate on my phone and had a discussion with her about extra mileage.