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God Has No Nuts!

It occurred to me recently that Almighty God has no nuts! My logic on this is simple and straightforward. Even the deeply religious and pious among you should be able to follow this. First of all, God…

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Flight Club DTW

Can anybody tell me if the big boobed Blonde is working days or nights? Fuck me if I don’t know her name but she had some great tits and hung out with a hefty dirty blonde and a…

Luxxx Showgirls

Peoria, Illinois

Think they Are closed

I have driven by here many times in the past fee weeks. A fee times during the day when i would not have expected them to be open. Other times in the evening when i…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Where it all began....

This is my regular club, so a lot of memories here and know it real well. It's on I-10 on the eastern edge of town. Place was opened in 1994 by former UTEP star and…

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Should Arabic numerals be taught in US schools?

This one may be controversial, but most schools in California teach every student Arabic Numerals and have even since before 9/11. Thoughts?

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Better Club in the D.C Area

Not from the D.C area so trying to find a good club. I was impressed by the showcase. I hear D.C clubs can be strict and showcase seemed more relaxed which it was. A little…

Club Castaway

Whatley, Massachusetts

Interesting spot

I was meeting a few guys from work for dinner near Amherst. We didn't want to go home so I saw there was a club close by. The place was kind of hidden. Definitely use…

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“We have high end escorts for the sake of pleasure. Mistresses/Sugar Babies for

Realistic Sex Dolls/Gynoids/Fembot for kicks-and-giggles” - Demosthenes today as part of the 1% In this one sentence is todays view of woman in America... Title says it all.

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

It was fine, I would go back.

It was fine. Music at a low, comfortable level, temperature nice, girls ok. Chloe was very pretty, and the dance was fine, nothing special. It cost $30 for one song. She is…

Bourbon Street Gentlemen's Club

Parlin, New Jersey

Cool place

came here with 2 friends for the first time last week and was pleasantly surprised. It was non-nude and Maybe because it was a Friday night there was no cover. Once I got in I…

Gatsby's Pub South

Canton, Ohio

Steady but unspectacular

Went to Gatsby’s on a Saturday night. Got there around eight and dancers were still trickling in. Ended up being a lot of girls. Typical Canton bar however; not many were super attractive. There was…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I read the other reviews, and man I shoulda listened

Afternoon visit on a Thursday in March. Outcome not so good. Other reviews are correct about vibe and smoke. I got a mechanical dance from a girl with an ankle monitor that she tried…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

This club is literally purgatory

Purgatory is, according to the belief of some Christians, an intermediate state after physical death for expiatory purification. There is considerable disagreement among Christians whether purgatory is a single place, a divided place, whether that…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Slow day, lower talent

Came by Pandora's again on a recent weekday afternoon and was disappointed overall. Didn't see any of my old favorites there, and the ladies who were there were either larger than is my preference,…

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Sjg tijuana thoughts

Sjg has been doing research on tj for years. This is his board for any thoughts, insights or knowledge he would like to pass on to us pathetic losers. Like his knowledge on sex tourism. Are the front room makeout…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Another Trip to Synn

Went by the other week in the afternoon, was bored on the way back from DTLA. It's been a few months, but the only thing I noticed was in increase in requested TIP prices. Although…

Xposed Gentlemens Club & WetSpot Bikini Bar

Canoga Park, California

Still one of the most reliable clubs

It has been a couple of years since I was in Xposed. This time I didn't get there until after 10, probably close to 11- tried a different place first and left immediately due to…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

VIP Friendly Club

Made a visit to The Office (also still known as Foxy Lady) on Thursday May 9th. I made a previous visit back in February but it was brief and therefore I did not write a…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Still a good club

There have been complaints about this place going downhill. I went on a Friday night and still plenty of customers and plenty of dancers. There is something for whatever body type you’re into…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Another Consistently Good Time

Went here after a late day at work again. Good time tipping a few fun girls on the stage and a very memorable and fun lap dance with Justine again. Pretty quiet…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

All you experience PL, remember to think with your "big

All you experience PL, remember to think with your "big head". I didn't (Saturday night 5/18), and paid way too much!

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Fun on a Saturday afternoon

I thought I’d try someplace different, a club which I have ignored ever since the law enforcement crackdown in Providence led to less-private dances throughout the city. So I had gone elsewhere. But…

939

Honolulu, Hawaii

939 During Vacation

So I went to Club Rock-Za first and was unimpressed, so me and my buddy came here to check out the talent. There was a $11 cover fee for me because I’m from out of…

Sporty's Bikini Bar

Sunnyvale, California

Lack of SC makes this survive

South Bay is so bad with the touching policy and that makes the SC to be so lagging behind. Sportys Bar is a bikini club that makes use of law and location to best use…

Club Rock-Za

Honolulu, Hawaii

Rock-Za Saturday Evening

I landed in Honolulu for my first time for vacation and what a better way to enjoy that than to go to a strip club? After checking out a few bars during the day and…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I love this place

got ucky enough to get another work visit to the area since I have moved away. I truly miss this place, as Ihave yet to find anything close to it in the Charlotte…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Not what I expected...

Preliminaries: I’ll start with the location. As the address says it is right across the street from the Pike Place market. I’m pointing out the trivial because there are two Wells Fargo ATMs almost outside…

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Hearing a few girls talk on the bus..honestly bratty girls who think they are al

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Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Day Drinking at the Alibi Lounge

Archibald’s is a fixture in the (admittedly lame) DC strip club scene. It’s been at the same location with the same ownership for 50 years. The space at 1520 K Street NW used…

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What happened to the Dancer Director?

A few weeks ago there was a Dancer Directory. It seems to have disappeared. Anyone know what happened to it?

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Monday night, got what I came for

Was in town a couple weeks ago and stopped in late Monday night after I landed, before going into the city for my hotel. Had originally tried Venus Video but no women working that night…

Déjà Vu Flint

Flint, Michigan

Wet and wild

Stopped in a few weeks ago on a Friday around 4pm. There appeared to be a newer crew of girls working since my last visit - but what else could you expect at a strip club? I'd…

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Need dancer recommendation in Follies

Guys, I am visiting Follies after a long time and need some dancer recommendation, looking for mostly white and Latinos...

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Guys, need your expert help here. Going to follies after

Guys, need your expert help here. Going to follies after almost 2 years. Used to be a regular before. Let me know how it is now? Is it worth the visit?. Any dancer recommendation?. I am mostly into white and…

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I tried CHOCK FULL O NUTS COFFEE AND MY NY NUTS TURNED TO CHOCK

Yea seriously! I tried jerking off after that and when I climaxed there was a poof and a white cloud of dust

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Discussions not visible until you log in: anti-trolling measure? Will it be effe

I wonder why founder has made it so you can only see discussions after logging in. Is it an anti-trolling measure? If so, I’m not sure it will discourage various forms of trolling and pot-stirring. I also worry that not being…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Carmen the gem of this bunch, but get prices up front

I stopped in for Wednesday night happy hour hoping to see Angie again, but I was a little late, arriving at 9:55, and Angie was already done with her shift - I saw Leigh erase…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

TOFTT

The things I do for you guys. A Friday without luminaries. Sunshine, Tatianna, Maria, a few others and Jade. The place was moderately full with the usual rollicking vibe and mix of clueless guys out for a…

Diamonds Show Club BYOB

San Antonio, Texas

Major changes

Blush has now become Diamonds. I had been to this club many times before and had a great time. But recently, saw some changes which I did not care for. Thug factor rose steadily. According…

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Houston and area

I have to go to Houston tomorrow and I will have 2 or 3 hours on my own around noon. Anyone know of any clubs that open early afternoon or just before lunch that might be worth finding and checking…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Update

Needed to see for myself how things have changed at Playhouse (post-crackdown). Arrived around 6pm on Saturday. Parking lot was fairly empty. Entered and saw about 6 ladies and about 15 dudes around the…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Cheap for a quick dance, not a club for hanging out.

Tiny club in the back of a sex shop. Stage is a joke and girls play their own music on an six cord (pandora ads included). That being said, girls are quick to ask if…

285 Show Club

Artesia, New Mexico

Random ass strip club on the side of a highway

I'll be honest I wasn't even aware that there was a strip club in New Mexico outside of Albuquerque. Here it is. I just driving back to El Paso from Roswell. No I didn't see…

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Public Service Announcement : How to change a tire.

This is something that everyone needs to know. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHT1Mu1Zav0

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Lustys really hasnt changed

Had been a few months so decided to pop in on a thursday night around 11pm. As usual $2.50 for a cold bud light. Super run down bar with even more run down chairs and…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

One of the best

Went on a Sunday afternoon after spending some time at Union Square. The club was well location within walking distance from Union Square. The club was clean. Great selection of music. The staff were professional.…

Cherri Bombs

Wyandanch, New York

1 girl. Unfriendly unhelpful host.

I was going between this club and world 2 which are like 1 minute from each other. I walk in and tell the guy its my first time there so i ask basic questions…

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How many strippers does it take to shingle a roof?

Q. How many strippers does it take to shingle a roof? A. It depends on how thin you slice them.

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

3 Days Worth of Clubbing at HL

As the title states, I was in town for the past few days and will be reviewing the 3 visits I made to the club. As previous reviews have mentioned, a lot of new dancers have…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Some of these girls will hustle you....

When I walked in on a Friday night around midnight. There were like 4 customers including myself, even though there was a lot full of cars. The parking hustler reminded me to take care of…

Essex Gentleman's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

First Time Here

I was a bit surprised that I had not been to Essex. Been to most of the other spots during my 5 or so years in Phoenix, but never stopped into Essex. Well,…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Lots of positives (“Most Relaxing in Vegas”) but limited potential in the private dances

Got there ‘round midnight on a Monday night after a decent, expensive time at Sapphire (see my review). Went to check out because of the positive reviews on TUSCL. When I left at…

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$3k for OTC night with hot chick? Is this insane? Worth it?

Haven’t confirmed this price, but was hinted at. Seems crazy, but could see throwing down for this kind of chick.

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Talked to two handsome cuties tonight!!:) score ..I should dress like this more

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Love j balvin Mexican pop..forgot my ID So I'm standing outside of bar listening

Hehe..found a few cuties tonight..but coukdnt talk to the one I wanted I'm so sad :((((

The Runway Gentlemen's Club

Hillsboro, Oregon

Runway

I hadn’t been to the Runway for almost 2 years. I wasn’t impressed the first time, but I heard they had new management and the place was much better. The outside of the club…

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TUSCL Texas Meet 2018 - Pre Event Discussion

So lets do a Texas meetup in DFW. I think we should plan something at least a month away... Who is interested? When is best for you to meet (weekdays/weekends/day/night)? Do we want to stay at one club? Bucks? Baby Dolls? PTs?

Secrets Cabaret

Jacksonville, North Carolina

Decent club

Went to Tobies to check it out since it reopened after the Hurricane. The inside is nice, layout is pretty much the same as before the hurricane. When walking in, the bar is towards the…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Jacksonville's Best Nude Club

As my experiences with the other club on Emerson have declined, I've checked Sinsations out more and more. My first couple of trips were sub-par, lacking in the talent department. Lately, Sinsations has stepped…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

First and probably last visit

So I visited pure gold on a friday evening. The location is few block by cary downtown so not discreet at all. If you are worried about getting spotted then this is not the place…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Lunch and . . . a show?

We decided to venture out to a new club. PH has lost its charm and it's time to move on. We decided to go to The Landing Strip for an early afternoon lunch…

Richard's Rendezvous

Richmond, Virginia

Friday - Laid-back fun, but in a Va kind of way

I had two days in Richmond so I decided to hit up Richards. I’ve been there before about a year ago and it’s still pretty much the same. Generally, I had a pretty good and…

Déjà Vu Flint

Flint, Michigan

Fun to be had!

I used to frequent this place about 4 years ago and never had much more luck than leaving with a need to release. Don't get me wrong, some of the talent was top notch, but…

Diosa Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

I think I got RIP off

I think I got RIP off. 40 dollars for a dance. The girls are a little chubby for me. They are, in my opinion, 6 to 7 at best. Alexandra charged me 40…

Zebra Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Slowly getting better

I’ve been coming here a few times a year. Last being the end of 2018. The place is getting better with the decent looking chicks now! They even had a guest porn star (not big…

Concepts Show Girls

Lawrenceburg, Indiana

Fun break from my road trip

Stoped in Lawrenceburg because it was convenient for my trip, and low and behold Concepts was less than a mike from my hotel. Cover was $6.00 and a soft drink was $3.00. It’s a small…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Strong C average.

So this clubs rating is very dependent on who you are. This is the exact oppiset of little hood club, this place is so damn wholsem it's weird that women occasionally get naked. So I…

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, Oregon

An interesting night

My visit on was late evening on a weeknight with about 20 girls working. Approximately half of them were attractive and I was approached by several girls within the first 30 minutes. After about half an…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Afternoon on some weekdays gets entertaining

I have been going here on weekdays for a while and Wednesday has a good line up of dancers. Monday is a slow day and Friday gets busy here. Especially in the evening after work.…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Not bad for a Saturday afternoon

I was on my way from the east side of Michigan back to GR and had some cash leftover from my disappointing visit to Cracker Jaxx, so I stopped in to Deja Vu for a…

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“he’s a fuckn theif and you guys know it just don’t want to admit the truth”...”

Title says it all.

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When to bail on a hookup?

When she spends over an hour in the hotel room bathroom, when she attempts to unsteadily put on her makeup while slurredly chatting you up after opening the door, or after she goes to the lobby to bum a cigarette?…

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“It would be nice to just burn the “establishment” to the ground and try to find

Title says it all.

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Tits & Ass or Gluteus Maximus and Pectoralis Majors

Lighten up the mood https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HRr0QRiI38

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

Slow evening

This is a black dive club. It is very big and has a separate room where there are no speakers so its a lot quieter in that room (by the entrance), otherwise the place is…

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... I might be dying ???

Let me explain... I finished my shift night and hit them gym... Got home and ate a meal and played some PubG... I went to the bathroom before sleep and i felt like i was slipping away for a moment...…

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Did u know that according to tuscl, if person wants 2 "observe" holocaust ruins

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Cracker Jaxx

Jackson, Michigan

Meh

I did a mini road trip out of Grand Rapids and made a stop in Jackson, and visited Cracker Jaxx while I was there. It's probably fine for a local joint, but not something I'd…

Polekatz Houston

Houston, Texas

Maybe Sunday

Sunday night Visit. Arrived about 9 pm. Appears to be valet only parking. I drove around the back and they had cones in all the parking spots. Thought about parking in the…

New Girls Cabaret

Madrid, Spain

basically a brothel

This was a long way from home for me ant it was my first club outside the U.S. It was definitely different but it’s not like the strip clubs Americans are used to. It’s…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Two visits

Sunday Night visit. Pulled in and was told it was $10 to valet or $5 to self-park. Went again on a Tuesday night and drove in the side entrance and parked and was…

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AA dancers got some $$$ coming to them

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Life is good, play HARD!

I could be wrong, but seems like there is a tone of pent up anger and frustration at times on this board. With all the current and future TATAS to behold, why be frustrated? NIPPLES are great…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Stick to the Budget

It had been over 2 months since I had set foot in a strip club and I was beginning to wonder if I had grown out of this phase of my life, NOPE! All…

Emigrante Gentlemen's Club

Newark, New Jersey

Seems like the only "option" in this area

Came here late on Sunday night after going to being in Aprils for 30 minutes - which was totally dead. Emigrante is a small place that was renovated nicely probably just over 10 years…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Probably not ever again

I’ve been here before but it has been awhile. Pulled in mid afternoon and was charged $5 I think to park behind the club. Walked in and paid a cover, I believe it was another…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Hit or miss, but generally a hit

Spearmint Rhino in COI is my second choice for Industry clubs. Synn being my first. That being said, this place is a little nicer vibe and a higher price to go with it. Overall it's very…

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Arnold Schwarzenegger drop kicked! To arms!

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Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Backalley type club

Went here looking to have some fun on my day off. The place is very small, so soon as you walk through the door you're already at the stage. Sat down and was immediately greeted…

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Papi Chulo : The Movie

I'm not kidding. Papi Chulo, the Movie opens in theaters on June 7. https://www.fandango.com/papi-chulo-2019-218765/movie-overview Papi, why didn't you tell us you are now a movie star ?

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

No alcohol

Strange having lemonade at a strip club. “Hi, $10 cover and you have to buy one drink” was my greeting. I had gone to visit 4 strip clubs in Worcester that day so I was…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Straddle

This place still straddles classy and sketchy. It's still a bit run down, with its best days behind it, seemingly. But, the women can be delightful and fetching. But not always. Sometimes it's difficult to…

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

Good Lay-out but Very Low Mileage

Emperor's Club is another Jax club on the "Strip Club Row" off I-95, though this one is a few turns away from Wacko's or Doll House. It has a very loose Roman Empire theme basically…

Mirage Gentlemen's Lounge

Farmingdale, New York

big ass girls, slow barmaids, watchful security and a DJ obsesed with chicken wings

big parking lot. clean. 'fancy'. not my kind of place, I prefer a dive bar so take the rest of this with that in mind. Frisk at the door was annoying. I have had more…

Lux Views/ Centerfolds

Superior, Wisconsin

New and unimproved

Recently had my first visit to Superior in several years. A lot has changed around here, the road outside the club was redesigned to fit in with a trendy upscale kind look, it looks…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Fox-ay

Went once. It was during the late afternoon so there were maybe 10 patrons. Had a private dance with a dancer from upstate NY. 4 hrs away. She travels to certain places. Good…

Lux Views/ Centerfolds

Superior, Wisconsin

New and unimproved

Recently had my first visit to Superior in several years. A lot has changed around here, the road outside the club was redesigned to fit in with a trendy upscale kind look, it looks…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Friday at Sapphire's

After a long day of losing money at the casinos, the group wanted to stick with the theme of the day and head over to Sapphire's. We called the club to get a ride,…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Friday Night at Millstream

I returned to Millstream for the first time in several months. It was a somewhat disappointing visit. On the plus side, I did not spend much money. There was no cover charge…

Foxy's Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Main action is After Hours, otherwise good place to chill with early birds (dancers)

Paloma, Avery and Jasmine - sweet, big booty latinas showed me a good time. Foxy's is all-nude, BYOB "night" club with easy access from I-35. It's not a day club. Even though the club opens at…

Cabaret Lounge

Peabody, Massachusetts

Love this place.

1993 was the last time at a strip club...I made up for it in the last few weeks! My goal was to hit every club within Rt. 495. I hit my goal. This…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

1 day, 2 clubs

Glass slipper is literally next door. Centerfolds is 100% better!!! Got there at 4ish after work (& glass slipper). One of 2 guys there. Place appeared not to.be wide but it has 3 floors. Bright,…

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Up early today gonna do my makeup cook then go to low income neighborhoods today

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I'm confused

Why did the Democrats push so hard to investigate possible collosion between Trump and the Russians (and further pursue it even when the investigation turned up no evidence of it), but now they are having a tantrum about an investigation…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Oasis...

Was in the area after a Braves game. Ubered there so don’t know about parking but was $10 cover. We walked in and took seats at the left bar. Got a liquor drink that was…

Toppers International Showbar

Athens, Georgia

Way down hill.

Back in Athens on a trip. Fortunately school was out so the restaurants and clubs weren't too crowded. Well, what a difference a year makes. The club still has a "hole in the…

Glass Slipper

Boston, Massachusetts

Gross

1993 was the last time at a strip club...I made up for it in the last few weeks! My goal was to hit every club within Rt. 495. I hit my goal. 2 places…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Slow day at Oasis

Decided to drop in on a Monday since I was handling some business above the Perimeter on the north side of town. Parking should have given me a hint. The lot, which is…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Good info MW. Imma play it on how I’m feeling

Good info MW. Imma play it on how I’m feeling the vibe. Cuz having a bottle so close can be dangerous. But so convenient! I a native Spanish speaker so I’ll ask if I can split my bottle between Sunday…

Emperor's Gentleman's Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Grade A+

In town for the evening so I visited Alibi at 9pm. Parking was easy to find on the street (but watch out for No Parking Signs in certain places) I arrived at the club…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Men's Club suck

This is my first time going to that club. Went Tuesday afternoon at 3. Was there for an hour. Huge empty parking lot. Located in a premier area. That is all the good…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

An April Saturday

This review is from a Saturday 2-3 weeks ago. I parked at Pep Boys with no problem but there was a car parked in middle of the lane unoccupied. My first thought was it was…

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“You know what? It looks like you and your cross-legged "let's talk," gift-expec

“...bimbo sapiens are about to be made obsolete.” ~ Bud Bundy to Kelly Bundy regarding his sexual experience with a Virtual Sex Machine. Episode User Friendly (9 Apr. 1995) from “Married With Children” Bud was part of an experiment using a virtual…

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I can’t believe this: life size realistic silicone dolls and Waifu Pillows sex p

We are almost living in the science fiction future predicted in books, movies and TV shows Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Companion-Love-Realistic-Lifelike-Adult/dp/B071G7STTD eBay: https://www.ebay.com/itm/World-Famous-Jesse-Jane-Fantasy-Life-Size-Replica-Doll/123753204879?hash=item1cd0440c8f:g:QJEAAOSwYnlcymly

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Swearing may make you physically stronger

Observer.com/2017/05/swearing-benefits-strength-study/ “Swearing aloud during physical exercise can measurably increase physical strength.” I can’t help but wonder if this applies similarly to sexual activity. Does swearing increase, for example, the intensity of an orgasm? Could this possibly explain why at a critical moment…

Cheetah Lounge

Sarasota, Florida

Your Mileage May Vary My Mileage did

I was there around 4PM and it was also the time of year that is not "the season" here; so fewer tourists No cover charge, but there was someone at the door that looked…

Montana Hideaway Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

Back at the hideaway

Went back to the hideaway on a Saturday night. Talked to this big boobed latina that goes by linette. Got some dances from her on the floor, no vip. Sucked on her big boobs…

Amber's Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

Good time

Stopped in about 2pm. No cover and was buzzed right in. The bar was full and there were a few groups of patrons and girls drinking and having a good time. Got a beer and…

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Drunk stripper hit boss with billiard ball after she was fired for falling off s

"A sloshed stripper chucked two pool balls at her boss’ face — busting the woman’s nose — because she was fired from an Oklahoma City jiggle joint, according to cops who arrested her." https://nypost.com/2019/05/17/drunk-stripper-hit-boss-with-billiard-ball-after-she-was-fired-for-falling-off-stage-cops/

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Pl university

We are all pl. Where do you all think pathetic loser university is and how do you graduate?

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Caddy comes through again

This has been my "go to" club in Providence for a long time, and although the private dances are not as amazing as they used to be in the VIP rooms, there's still lots of…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

$7 steaks and good looking women. Not bad

Came here for a bachelor party after hearing about it from a number of people. Not born in the era, but walking in I automatically thought of the 70s. Not the cleanest place I've ever…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Ballpark

I have not been to the ballpark, for ever. Not an easy ride from my house. Decided to check it out, with the Ph issue. Bar was semi full. Got…

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What is the rationale behind "asking for a friend" discussions?

I'm seeing lots of discussion threads that are posed as "asking for a friend" questions. What is the rationale for that framing? Is there some liability that is being minimized by stating that you are asking for a…

Hollywood Cabaret

Southington, Connecticut

It never gets better here

Back when you could find a batch of real fun clubs in the area, this place was mediocre. It's better than average now but that's because the average club has closed down. Physically, the…

Pure Pleasure

Richmond, Virginia

Best looking afternoon here in quite awhile

Popped in on a Friday afternoon to see whatever there was to see and was pleasantly surprised. They had about 10 girls, 2 of whom were 9s, and a couple others that were 8s.…

Cracker Jaxx

Jackson, Michigan

Nothing outstanding but gets the job done

Detailed descriptions of CJs have been posted. Nice facility (including several private dance rooms) but nothing fancy. Located in an industrial area near downtown with ample parking. It has a neighborhood bar…

Bonita Flats Saloon

Olathe, Kansas

Just a bit off tonight

To start off, my money meter is a bit off. I only spent $200. I came in with $750, prepared to leave all of it there. I arrived around 11:00. Prepared to meet a friend…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Better than I anticipated

This wasn't my first time there but I went to St James on a Saturday night and it was much better than I anticipated. Got in there, paid $15 cover and then walked to…

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What do you say to a stripper after you have sex with her?

Q. What do you say to a stripper after you have sex with her? A. "Whew! I'm glad you woke up. I thought I gave you too large a dose."

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Review vs telling a story

If a review gives no real info, just a story of how his night went would you approve it? I read a review that more or less said I go here when in town, my friends didnt show up, I…

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Friday night in a Floriduh strip club.

https://www.nbc-2.com/clip/14826615/man-kicked-out-of-fort-myers-strip-club-gets-arrested-for-calling-the-cops-about-itFriday nig

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Average Typical Club

Went in on a Monday evening. Parking was very easy with a big lot and location is easy to find. Kind of strange it’s in the middle of a neighborhood, but no safety concerns. Inside the…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Lot of choices

Paid the ten dollar cover and went in. Got there right before 9 and domestic beer was a buck. It was four bucks after. Various amount of talent. White, black, hispanic and…

Diamond Club

Bronx, New York

Slow day

I got to the club around 1, 130pm in the afternoon and it was completely dead aside from the bouncer, thick ass bartender and some lady I was assuming was the manager. There was…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Worth the visit and will go back again..

This is my third visit to the Platinum Plus, the prior 2 experience was hit or miss. this time it was great experience. It is a 5$ cover irrespective when you enter the club,…

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Hotel Bar Scene

Outside of Las Vegas and casinos (where it’s obvious), are there any tips for finding a hotel bar that’s frequented by escorts? Are there any ways to run into escorts at a hotel without going online? Asking for a

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Hi, how is everyone?

Xoxo

Lumberyard

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Second stop in Cedar Rapids

After spending a couple hours at woody's down the street, I decided to try the Lumberyard. Its owned by the same group as des Moines Lumberyard. They had a fire a couple years…

Woody's Show Club

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Woody's? Thank God I was patient

Stopped by late on Saturday evening.... 11pm til 1am. Parking is free, once you find the right driveway. ( hint... its south of the parking area ) the area is southeast of the airport.…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Nice Group of Big Naturals

I arrived about a half hour after the club opened, so the number of dancers increased steadily over the 2 hours I was there. I would say that most of them were in the 6-8…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Downhill

Something has clearly changed. Friday afternoon had about one third the dancers, and half the customers, from what you would expect. All the dancers were new except for Britney. All the waitresses were new. All the bouncers…

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Silver cricket dancers

Does anyone got info on these dancers at silver cricket. College is white seen her at night and day shift. Luna is white does days and some nights. Kimmy is Asian , says she just started a month ago on nights. She's…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

First impressions for a quiet wednesday night

Went in around 9pm on a wednesday night. The place is very impressive. The sound is very good in there. Pricey, but I expected that. Didn't try any of the food though. It was not…

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Do you think that wanting to go to strip club just to see how men go goo goo-gag

Lol

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I wanna go to the part of town that is worse than the one I went last time but i

Staying in Austin longer as opposed to going home right away for the summer just so that I can see these neighborhoods

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Sex Swing

Has anyone used or seen a sex swing used? The couple I visited last week bought one the day before I left but hadn’t yet hung it to demonstrate. The paperwork shows one or two users enjoying coitus while swinging…

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How to deal with ATF weight gain...

So I saw my new ATF today (ATF #3) after nearly a month absence and she put on quite a bit of weight. The weight gain is unfortunately enough that I am less attracted to her. If I saw her…

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College Board Disadvantage Score

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/education/2019/05/16/college-admissions-college-board-add-adversity-score-sat/3692471002/ So now less privileged students will get a boost on SAT scores. I guess most of the issue around that will come down to how one feels about affirmative action type of stuff anyways. But I find this part especially…

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RIP - Doris Day (born Doris Mary Kappelhoff; April 3, 1922 – May 13, 2019) Actre

“I have the unfortunate reputation of being Miss Goody Two-Shoes, America’s Virgin, and all that, so I’m afraid it’s going to shock some people for me to say this, but I staunchly believe no two people should get married until…

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Stripping in the bathroom?

So I showed up to a club the other day and saw a fav I wasn't expecting. Normally I don't go commando when scouting but do with a CF. So I was like fuck it. I went to the bathroom…

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Does anyone know why rates of teen pregnancy are higher in low income communitie

Serious .I wonder this a lot.

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Ignore my previous post.it came put wrong. My question is why do so many ppl in

- my question pertains to issue of unwanted pregnancies..not about being unable to. financially afford shitt, which is just a consequence of the issue about unplanned pregnancies that I meant to ask -was typing fast on my way to class..so.previous…

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Why do a lot of people in low income communities and strippers have kids that t

K. Just wondering..like why are teen pregnancy rates highest on low income communities? How do u not do proper birth control if you cant even financially take care of urself? I am lost.

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Looks like you have to login to access discussions now.

Went to the home page without logging in and there was no discussion option available. That is certainly going to make ignore function more powerful.

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Dad joke!

Did you guys hear about the man who got his whole left side chopped off? He's all right now!

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Trolling or not...

Joking or not, do not post offers of sex acts for money. LE has no sense of humor

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

my comments posted directly below are about hotel cascadas. anislee said

my comments posted directly below are about hotel cascadas. anislee said the mini mart store in the south lobby closed. probably because it could not match oxxo prices and selection.

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

The honor bar prices for the drinks can vary depending

The honor bar prices for the drinks can vary depending on the desk clerk. i’ve had it range from 3 to 5 dollars per drink. the old south elevator in the lobby ‘sur’ is closed for a full overhaul and (hopefully)…

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Ignore question for founder or anyone that might know the answer.

Is there a way to "turn off" all ignores and then back on easily?

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

It is my experience that a girl can choose to

It is my experience that a girl can choose to drink from your bottle service... but she will not get credit for a ficha drink. so honestly don’t expect her to take anything more than just a sip. …

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Please Founder, we need a safe space for heterosexual members

Here is what I have noticed. I enjoy all the trolling on here. Whoever (pistola) came up with the new nisSespice account had me going for a minute. This was a pretty good troll I have to admit, but…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

.. i used to spend a lot of time and

.. i used to spend a lot of time and money here... even after I was introduced to TJ... i had a very bad addiction to the fun that can be had here (with the right girls...) i finally kicked that…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Back before I was introduced to TJ... i used to

Back before I was introduced to TJ... i used to spend a lot of time and money here.

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Wow, Blocking can be refreshing.

I've recently started using the "Block" feature sparingly. What a difference it makes when using on specific individuals such as Nicole, Icey, and Nisespice. So many annoying threads just disappear.

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A man walks into a shop

A man walks into a shop in Chinatown in San Francisco. He sees a striking statue of a rat and buys it. Walking down the street he starts seeing rats coming out of buildings and alleys and following him.…

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What's the difference between a stripper and a speed bump?

Q. What's the difference between a stripper and a speed bump? A. You should slow down when you drive over a speed bump.

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“Our fight is with money. Work alone will help us, not money. We must smash inte

Adolf Hitler (20 April 1889 – 30 April 1945) Speech at the hall of Zum Deutschen Reich (December 18, 1919) The Führer said it all.

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“...the ethical duty of work, not just for oneself but also for one’s fellow man

“Common good before own good, a struggle against all parasitism and especially against easy and unearned income...” Führer und Reichskanzler Adolf Hitler (20 April 1889 – 30 April 1945) August 15, 1920 speech, in front of the German Workers. in Munich at the Hofbräuhaus,…

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Skin moisturizers.

I have found quite a few dancers that use skin moisturizers but I don't like the way they feel. I had a dancer today, new to me, that had just come on duty. She had a cute face and slim…

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A guy walks into a bar

A guy walks into a bar, and yells, "Lawyers are cocksuckers!" Another man in the man yells, "I resent that." The guy says, "You're a lawyer, huh?" The man replies, "No, I'm a cocksucker."

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ON GUARD PISTOLA!!!!!!!!!!!

I SHALL DEFEND MY FAIR MAIDEN!!!!!!!!! TIME FOR A TUNE!!!!!!! Pistola is a giant faggot, When he watches full house he jerks off to Bob Saget, To Nicespice he must have an obsession, After he sucks off SJG he has to freshen, Nobody is as gay…

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Stage Side Mini Lap Dances, Where to Find them & how to attract them?

Love these when im stage tipping. Got a couple from several dancers at Dandy Dans in Denver and a long ass 10 min one awhile ago at Rustic Frog Indy. Seems like places that these happen at it is due…

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Hustle or real deal?

I go to strip clubs occasionally, but sometimes find a stripper I like and go regularly. Still pretty naive about shit though. I’ve asked strippers out before but never really had any luck. However, recently a pretty hot, sexy…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

The directions listed say 2 exits past the airport. Well

The directions listed say 2 exits past the airport. Well if you are coming from Ann Arbor it is 2 exits before...exit 196 for Wayne Rd...

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I destroyed the shitter at the DMV today

They were slow so they had it comming...

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Being Logged Off

Occasionally, I will pull up the Discussion Board without being logged on. I don't have many people on Ignore. Only Nicole, Icey and SJG. But the system…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

Does anyone know if Haze is still there or where

Does anyone know if Haze is still there or where she went too?

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[UPDATE] Valet parking an expensive car at the club... [UPDATE]

So last year I posted a thread about valet parking an expensive car at the club: https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php?id=61694 I ended up buying a really nice car but I don't drive it often and have never taken it to the club. Last night I…

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Looking for dancer/provider New England

Looking for a hot dancer/provider that would like to meet up here and there. Would make it worth the while. Interested?

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Ever been offeredd a free dance?

And I'm not talking 2for1 hour that some clubs have. Recently several strippers have given me the. Come on give me a try, I'll give you the first dance for free. My ATF after about 5-15 minutes of catch-up talk would to…

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Hats

We are alway discussing what type of clothing, pants, shorts, pajamas, etc. there has even been a discussion about footwear, but the most important element of style is rocking some headgear to pull it all together, I wear a ball…

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In forthcoming memoir, ex-NBA star Lamar Odom reveals he had sex with over 2,000

“There were too many strippers to count,” he writes. “It wasn’t a big deal, but often I would pay them. I never thought less of them.” I could say the same thing. https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/ny-lamar-odom-memoir-sex-addict-2000-women-strippers-20190515-zi5fatzbejcgpceea5sbbcvzpy-story.html

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Always ask for "anything".

PROVIDENCE, R.I. (AP) — The third of three dancers from a famous Rhode Island strip club who had been charged with prostitution has been cleared. The Providence Journal reports that 30-year-old Lindsay Hoffmann was found not guilty by a judge Wednesday…

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What's the difference between a stripper and a book?

Q. What's the difference between a stripper and a book? A. You can shut a book up.

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Rate this hottie

https://www.instagram.com/p/BvcMPPKhmrq/?hl=en

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Are you Addicted?

After each sentance I say someone say addicted. When someone does drugs every day, they are...

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Perfume

My fav. in one of my regular clubs just started wearing heavy perfume. I told her I couldn't get any dances and why (wife). I hope she stops. Anyone have the same problem?

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Why is it so hard

Finding decent strip clubs for black women...it’s so irritating ..black clubs are usually ghetto and club looks Shitty bad management etc or mixed/white strip clubs are racist or discriminating ..does anyone know where a decent strip club for black…

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Why is is so hard

Finding decent strip clubs for black women...it’s so irritating ..black clubs are usually ghetto and club looks Shitty bad management etc or mixed/white strip clubs are racist or discriminating ..does anyone know where a decent strip club for black…

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I don't even wanna give birth ever why the fuck did God give me periods like at

God decided to give me my period right beforr a huge test I haven't been able to study :(((( Damn ugh

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Chicago

It seems that the general consensus is that Chicago clubs are expensive with limited milage dances. So, for those of you that live there or have experience with the area, which clubs would you recommend? I will be there about…

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7 ITC.... 4 OTC

Ever have a solid 7 ITC...... meet otc , easily a 4. ?Maybe 3.

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What was the longest hangover you ever had?

For me it was the five days after my stag party. The goal of those attending was to get me to drink until I passed out. I cracked my first beer on the golf course at 10:00 a.m. and…

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I Am a Gentleman

I may be a lot of horrible things. But despite all of my foibles, I am, at least, a gentleman. As a gentleman, I have been known to occasionally canoodle moderately unattractive women just to be polite. You know how…

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THE FEMBOTS ARE HERE! Friday, April 20, 2018 kpbs.org San Marcos is home to Re

This is the article: https://www.kpbs.org/news/2018/apr/20/realdoll-launches-ai-sex-dolls/ YouTube “San Marcos-Based RealDoll Launches AI (Artificial Intelligence)Sex Dolls https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb2fj4VDnXg In a few of years they will be like the Fembots of the Austin Powers movies!!! Title almost says it all.

Tijuana

Are Tijuana clubs any different over the last year?

Has anyone noticed a changes in Tijuana clubs over the last year, due to the border squabbles?

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I don't understand why some people my age like to spend.their mornings recoverin

Like how do u actually enjoy letting life control you as opposed to u running it.... K

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Nicole diaries #100: nah.I never needed money to motivate me to work hard and no

K Lol

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OT: Tim Conway, RIP (1933-2019)

If laughter is good medicine, Tim Conway dispensed plenty of it. He was the master of deadpan delivery. RIP, Tim C.