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Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

Tuesday night at PTs

Visited on a quiet Tuesday night around 8pm. $10 cover, $7.25 for a beer. The place was mostly empty with only a few girls working. Dancers were all white or white-ish... ranging from 5 to…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Annihilation of Ejaculation

The girls will not give you a handy but there is lots of eye candy. Lots of Russians there’s even a Jew but she’s not there for you to screw. Lap dances are weak. Ejaculation…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

BBF YMMV

I arrived at about 6p on a Friday and was disappointed to see a few attractive women coming out of the back in street clothes and leaving. It makes me think mid-shift might be a…

Foxtail Go Go

Manville, New Jersey

Another chance

I was in the area and was going to go to Delilah’s, but decided to give this place a try after seeing reviews on SCL. The club is located in a residential area with street…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Tattletale Tuesday miss

Tattletale is small club just south of buckhead, in Atlanta GA. it is famous because of the song "Girls, Girls, Girls" Stopped by around 11:30 on Tuesday night. parking is $5. cover is $10 The…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

Not Bad

I've been here twice before, and it can be very hit or miss. First trip about 18 months ago was just OK. Second trip was spectacular, and this most recent trip would fall somewhere in…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

lazy Sunday afternoon

follies is a club that is literally day and night. day shift is mostly mixed, and night shift is mostly black. Stopped by on a Sunday around 3:30 PM. Valet charges $10 for parking…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

A disappointing start, yet finished happy

I have not been to this club in over 6 years (probably the last time I've been to a strip club all together). I specifically took a one night detour to Tampa, just to…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Maybe Next Year

Went on Friday. Got there around 5PM and stayed a few hours like I did the last two times waiting for something to happen. One of the waitresses recognized me as I walked in, named…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

VIP

Interested in any info on the VIP experience at BSC. ANy info is appreciated. What are the "touching" rules / regs in Arizona or this club? Also any suggestions on how to get more of a Busty…

Chapeau Vert Lounge

Detroit, Michigan

The Chapeu Returns

I feel I must preface this review by revealing that, despite it's previous flaws, I always liked this place. Call me twisted but I have a thing for dancers who are a little older and…

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Stripper movie about hustling wall street

The closest we will get to seeing j lol dance on a pole https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LUG2U-IxPx0

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

rare visit to Synn

Dropped by at around 10pm on a Thursday night and the place was packed, due to the Thursday night VIP specials (15 minutes for $75). At times this place feels more like of a…

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Jeffrey Epstein had sex den while serving time: lawyer

The pedophile's plea deal allowed him to continue to have sex with young women. https://nypost.com/2019/07/16/jeffrey-epstein-engaged-in-improper-sexual-contact-while-doing-time-in-florida-lawyer/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_content=20190717&tpcc=morning_report&mpweb=755-8113737-711691148

Minks Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Minks is a fine REGULAR club, and it was FUCKING HOT!

I had never visited Babes, and this was my first visit to Minks. Unlike the big glitzy Vegas clubs, Minks is a nice comfortable size, and has a fresh appearance. It looks like a modern…

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A Very Special Kind of Stupid

IcedPeePee has demonstrated that his is a very special kind of stupid. Consider the following: EXHIBIT A: His profound lack of appreciation that the world and the people in it are far more complex than his youthful, inexperienced and untutored mind…

Paramount Club

New Westminster, British Columbia

Great time at the Paramount!

I hadn’t been to this establishment in many years, and I had a little bit of time on a Friday night. I found some free street parking, paid the $10 cover and bought the…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

3 songs and bingo

Came to kittens after a mariners game. Grabbed a beer at the bar next door before heading into the club. I like to use the ATM at the bar beforehand. Paid the cover and ordered…

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I gave up clubs for several months and just went to one tonite.

Haven't been to any of my normal clubs for the last 6 months. Stopped in 1 or 2 a few months ago But didn't spend any money. Tonight I went to one of my close I used to go…

Nicole's

Salisbury, North Carolina

Go At Your Own Risk

Was driving through NC on a Thursday evening. Was hesitant because of all of the mixed reviews, but figured I had to try it out for myself. Got there around 9 pm. Outside looks okay,…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Surprisingly good talent, still a bit of GPS

When this club first opened several years ago as Hustler Club it was my favorite in metro Detroit. Good talent, private dance areas and reasonably priced private dances with very high mileage. Then…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Does Zelda still work there?

Just wondering if anyone has seen Zelda at the Candy lately?

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Vics is back at it again.

Finally made it back to Vic;s after about 7 months. Gave Vic's a break after they put in the two VIP rooms and made so that dancers where mot allowed to serve the customer at…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Fun Night at Synn

Writing this review a little late, but dropped by Synn a few weeks ago. Thursdays are always packed, but went later in the day shift/early night shift, so it wasn't too bad. The drink hustle…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Another Good Day

Went to follies on a Friday afternoon around 2 PM. Parking lot attendant was already set up and I paid him $10. The place was already decently packed and the high chairs along…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

VA only has pasties. But this place is mostly a restaurant.

Right next to 7-11 I mistook it for a restaurant for years. And, well, it is. Not too busy, some booth seating and feels like a mom & pop diner. But yeah, girls stripping to…

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

I had a blast, especially while I was getting a dance.

I went around 6:45 PM on a Saturday. I've been meaning to let off some stress. When I got in, there was no one to greet me, so we went right in. On Saturdays, before…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Hot girls. Stellar High priced lap dances.

Hot damn expensive lap dances. Well, there's girls doing air dances on tiny pole stages (3 I think?) and they circle the room looking for tips. What can I say? It's DC. First off, it has…

The Gentlemen's Club

Attalla, Alabama

ATF back in town

So we will start with the normal stuff. This place is in small town Alabama so you don’t expect high class but it’s nice For the area. Parking never issues with tons and never a…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

Solid Gold - Where the Star of the Show is the Building!

Intro Right of the bat, the club is tucked away in an industrial area in Pompano. It’s right off of I-95 and Atlantic Ave and once you go under the overpass, if you look to…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Great, as always

Arrived at 11:20, was going to try to get in early but waited in my car, glad I did as I got to watch a bevy of beauties arriving for work, wow. Now for the…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Good club. Worth checking out.

I've been to this club a lot of times. It was about 3 months since my last visit so I decided to stop in. Cover is $8 at night but you can find a free…

Shakers

East Rutherford, New Jersey

I’ll be back

This place is ok. The parking lot is small but plenty of street parking and the diner next door don’t know if they mind if you park there. The girls seem to be mostly on their…

Back again

Decided to drop by with a friend last Wednesday as we haven’t been there in a while. Place def had a better vibe going and an even spread of girls to choose from. I tend…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

First Time

First time at this club, in town for a bachelor party weekend. We hit up a bunch of clubs and this was the last one on our trip. It really is something different,…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

L saves the day

Mediocre at best. But here was one girl who made an otherwise dull, below average experience into a fantastic night. This girl, who I will refer only as L had the best personality out of…

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Any Help with Chicago

Reading reviews but nothing seems like a homerun. Tried out 390 and Admiral but really looking for a more follies experience. Any direction would be great ITC or OTC.

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Good Thursday evening

Another visit to DD,same good experience. It was late Thursday. Parking lot was almoust full as usual. Very good looking lady at the door ask $10 cover. The club was very crowded, only 2…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

It Served It's Purpose

I was out with a couple of friends who were in town and wanted to see some T@A, as it was pretty dead in Center City. I didnt want to waste any time with Gold…

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Good club in Carolinas?

OK boys and girls, I have some flexibility with my travel schedule over the next couple days and expect to find myself in the Carolinas. If a few of you can come to a consensus as to a very good…

Crazy Horse

Brook Park, Ohio

Good and bad

Visited on a Saturday night about 8:00, they don’t open until 7:00 on weekends. Had a digital pass so did not have to pay $5 cover. You can get from their website, my buddy…

The Office

Miami, Florida

Small Place

I was in town for a buddy's bachloer party and this was on our list of places to check out. We got there around 10pm on a Friday night and the parking lot was…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Long Awaited Return

Hadn't been to FC in a while due to logistics. Wife was out of town so it was "game on". Typical valet and no door charge for day. Took a seat at the back of…

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Off topic - Do you drive for food?

We drive for food; all kinds of food; if we go out to eat, we eat where it is the best. Example: once a month we do a 150 mile roundtrip (casino nearby helps) for a sandwich and…

Spice House

Reno, Nevada

It Wasn’t Supposed to Happen

I actually went there for the food. OK and to perv on young girls who dance with girl parts exposed. The original plan was to have something to eat and save my bank for Fantasy…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Bourbon Street VIP??

Last time I was in town a couple years back I did get a tour of the VIP rooms. I'd like to hear experiences of anyone who took a dancer to VIP there. Were dances any…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Showing A Friend The Ropes

Follies is simply the best club here. You will definitely go in and fall in love. My friend came in town (as he's planning on moving here) so we decided to go around 7. There…

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Chicago advice

Heading to Chicago in two weeks for business. Ill be there about 7 days. Ive read the reviews , and gathered that it's low mileage and expensive. Id like to hit a couple places, just to say ive been there.…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Caveat Emptor (Buyer Beware)

I was in town to catch a flight the next day and thought I'd give this place a try. They had valet parking, but I parked across the street for free, no big deal.…

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

Packed Saturday night

Visited on a Saturday night cover was $20. Walked in bought a beer at the bar. Saw 2 opening leading to seating and stage area. I thought it’d open up to a large area but…

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Another Epstein associate who belongs in jail.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/15/us/ghislaine-maxwell-epstein.html?nl=todaysheadlines&emc=edit_th_190716?campaign_id=2&instance_id=10895&segment_id=15243&user_id=1f506914cc5ce9434c689cd57f7d2a0f&regi_id=548317340716

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

Gem of Omaha

Rilled in about 8pm on Saturday before the rush. I spent 2 hours here. The waitress was friendly and attentive and drinks were what you would expect. Beers were $5 for domestic.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

First visit after the changes, was almost back to normal for me.

First time back since the crackdown and at least for me had minimal effect on my fun. I arrived shortly after opening on a Thursday maybe 12 customers and 6 girls working.…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Old and new talent

It was Thursday afternoon and I was down near the airport so decided to make a visit. It was a few weeks since I hit PO up. I migrated to Ballpark and the Hole in…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Detroit area never fails me

From out of town so I only had one night to make it work. Spent quite s bit of time reading the reviews of the local spots. After a lackluster visit to Bogart's, I…

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Eventful

Dayshift yesterday at my club, an older gentleman walks in. Me and my friend dances for him. In that order. Shortly he has a heart attack. The ambulance arrived on the scene. Wheel his ass us out of there. He…

The Cathouse

Calgary, Alberta

Nothing Spectacular, but a Good Time Overall

Was recently at Cathouse on a Friday night. Club wasn’t packed, but I wouldn’t call it dead or anything. No problems with any of the other patrons. I would say the atmosphere is pretty relaxed…

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A Life Spent Thundering Down the Highway to Hell

I found the on-ramp to the Highway to Hell when I was still in my 20s. Back then I was still poor and still innocent (at least innocent compared to the jaded, been everywhere, done everything beast I am now).…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Friday Late Night: Hot variety but very expensive for little mileage

So it was Friday night, got there around midnight, prepared to spend some money for a good time. The place was very busy - lots of girls and few seats available. The girls were mostly…

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The Architecture of Adult Entertainment

French photographer Francois Prost did a cross country tour of the exteriors of strip clubs. Lots of pink, purple and parking lots. https://www.citylab.com/design/2019/07/strip-club-photography-las-vegas-road-trip-architecture/593758/

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

A stunning booty...

Been a long long time since I set foot here at night. Decided to stop by on my way back to NY. Right off the bat I dropped $14 on the cover charge and…

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The story behind the space ship on Tampa's 2001 Odyssey strip club.

Full story: http://www.tampabay.com/florida/2019/07/15/that-spaceship-on-top-of-a-tampa-strip-club-it-once-was-the-house-of-the-future/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Little Darlings

Lemon Grove, California

Poor afternoon visit

So I went on a Thursday afternoon and the place was dead. I should have known when I got there and there were only a couple of cars in the parking lot. I was there…

Foxy's Lounge

Altoona, Alabama

Great time!!

Me and a few friends stopped by foxy's lounge on a Friday evening around 7:00, it was about 7 girls working all of them was atleast a 8 on the looks scales. I went…

Purple Diamond

Memphis, Tennessee

Last visit was at least a couple years ago

I haven’t been here in a couple years and decided to give the PD another try. I’ve gone the the GC a few times since the PD. The place hasn’t changed since the last…

Club 76

Youngstown, Ohio

Just ok

This club is unchanged from all of the reviews. You walk through the door to a small window and pay $5 cover after 8 pm...none between 530 and 800. The door lady takes…

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Pet Peeve: When dancers/customers stare at you and your fav during a dance.

With my years of experience I am now able to pick the best girl at my favorite clubs which leads to a lot of fun in the back. However, my favorite club has a communal LD area and I find…

Berlin News Agency

Berlin Township, New Jersey

Freaks and me

Welcome to the freak show. And make no mistake: The freaks are us. It’s not attractive. Believe me. It’s not attractive. Let’s start with the girls. Maybe 5% of the people there on a recent…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Not my kind of spot.

Club Blaze is like a strip club for beginners. If my wife insisted on going to a strip club with me i would bring her here. So I met a friend here in the parking…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Saturday afternoon trip

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon to kill sometime. Paid the nominal cover charge - 10 bucks and ordered a water -5 bucks (no alcohol). I went inside and sat at the bar. There were…

Bottoms Up

Irvington, New Jersey

Revisit - it was the Best of Times, it was the Worst of times...and.....

And I broke a 10+ year vow: Not to go to the kitchen.... I caved.... ( literally ) I am weak... Went in just after 5 pm on a Monday planning on watching the…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Perfect Meh

It had been awhile since I visited Cheetahs, and I thought I'd check to see if the club had improved. Well it's a big Meh. The interior is still pretty typical strip club…

Le Girls Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

On Par

I have been going to LEG lately because BSC has been sucking balls. I stopped by on a Tuesday evening between 930 PM till 200 AM. I was plesantly surprised. I was in the mood…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

A random Thursday at Centerfolds

I have been to Gold Club in SF a few times. Ever since the rules (employee/contractor) changed here, the experience there has been sub-par. The girls tend to be pushy and they generally don’t seem…

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Suit, tie and briefcase on a Saturday night?

A pal of mine was stranded in the subway train during that NYC blackout on saturday night. While in the subway car there was this guy who was complaining real loud. "Damnit!! I'm going to be late for work." The guy was…

Passions

Jacksonville, Florida

Came to see Alicia, but...

Nice vibe to the place and it was packed, but mostly cheap ass guys buying drinks based on conversations with a few strippers. I came to see Alicia that I had met in her clothes…

Lipstick Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

WTF? Are insane....

This was my third visit to the club in the last 30 days. The first two visits I had a good time. Hence, the third visit. What I thought was going to be a great…

Fairways Inn

Smyrna, Delaware

Not as good as it used to be.

I have stopped at this place several times during the last six months, usually on a weekeday in the late afternoon. There are usually three dancers on duty plus a barmaid. In the…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Reliable standard for a good strip club experience

Good visit, quality not great, but can find decent ones here and there, pretty much all girls are up for extras, decent pricing, but it's hit or miss. Went in late Saturday night after…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

Visit with Summer

Came in nice and early to allure for a visit at allure. This was my second time at allure and the experience wasn’t quite as good as my first but I would still repeat. There…

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A TRICK IS A TRICK IS A TRICK IS A TRICK IS A TRICK IS A TRICK IS A TRICK IS A T

AND ICEY LOCO IS A FUCKING HOMO IS A FUCKING HOMO IS A FUCKING HOMO IS A FUCKING HOMO IS A FUCKING HOMO IS A FUCKING HOMO IS A FUCKING HOMO IS A FUCKING HOMO IS A FUCKING HOMO

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Fulfilling visit to the Hitching Post

Recently moved to the area, so i decided to check the place out due to the positive reviews. Parking lot is good - not much out front, but there's plenty on the side and it…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Vegas weaknight

I went on a Monday night and again on Tuesday night, so this review covers both nights. Hadn't been in four years but remembered that the Rhino had gone downhill even then so thought for the…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Eh. It's fine. I wouldn't go out of my way

This was our first visit since the curtains were taken. The talent level on this day versus 1 year ago was night and day in my opinion. There is still some good looking women here…

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SEATTLE - First timer, where to go?

Whatsup TUSL. As the title says, I've got a little extra cash and I live in Seattle, and would like to experience my first strip club. I'll be stag, and yes I know Portland is better, but I'm staying home…

Strip Joint

Pomona, California

Alexis

Does anyone know if a busty 20-something y.o. AA stripper by the name of Alexis still works here? She's definitely one of the better looking dancers...

Marcet Cafe Gentlemen's Club

Paterson, New Jersey

Nice Latinas who like to have fun.

Though the place is not the newest or the most attractive, you can have a very good time here with less then $100. I stopped by last wednesday and sat at the bar. There…

Politics

Is it possible........

...that the Democratic party will actually find a worse candidate that Hillary and lose to the moron Trump again? You wouldthink it impossible, but John Kerry and Hillary Clinton make it possible....... Why don't they nominate Steny Hoyer and…

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i just wanna say thank-you, everyone at TUSCL

man, this is like the only place i can feel like i can let loose my thoughts and won't be judged too terribly on here. and most of yall play fair and give great advice and sympathy when needed by…

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Best CR, VIP private rooms for mileage and value in Manhattan?

I used to go to Flash Dancers for multiple CRs, always some good and willing talent there, but it has gone down hill since Times Square closed and they remodeled, raised the lights, added mirrors & raised prices in there…

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cops trolling vs. drowsy driving

are cops trolling, or am i really drowsy driving, i wonder so, prolly a year ago, i was driving drowsy on the highway. about 30 minutes later i made it home, and as I'm exiting the highway, i come to stop…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Bachelor party surprisingly a good time

So, I’m not a bachelor party guy in general. Most are overrated and you have to deal with people you don’t normally hang with, like, I don’t know...the father in law who is hammered…

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That moment when asian dancers make false claims about you.....lol...dumbasses..

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Geographically close encounters

Was with the SO couple of days ago driving up Rt 84 in CT and needed coffee and gas, stopped at the Dunkin Donuts and the Mobil that are right next to Electric Blue Cafe, which I have been too…

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OTC Price For Threesome

My wife and I have an opportunity for a threesome with a very hot dancer we’ve had some good CR experiences with. How would you set an opening offer? Since she had to take care of both of us…

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Strippers influencing your political stance

I have to admit this has happened to me. My favs have been Latina and I do notice it occurring. When my Latina CF is fulfilling all my sexual fantasies I am not only for bringing all illegals into this…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

By far my favorite in WPB

By far my favorite place in WPB. I tend (as i mentioned in another review) to go early, and Cheeta's really is the only decent option before 8pm in the area. They open…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

First Visit

This was my first visit to this club, as I was in town for business. Plenty of parking out front, although I got there about 430 or so. The club is clean and well lit,…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Not The Bandaids I Knew In The Past

I had not been to Bandaids for a few years. Since Blue Moon is no longer a club that offers the extras with their new security camera in the dance area I decided to…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

Not really a fan - my timing must be off

I have never had great luck here. I normally go early (before 8pm) and leave early. I hear it is better later, so that may be part of my experience. My last…

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Spin. What's the most you paid for 'phatom' pussy

Where you got duped. Thought you were paying for sex, she/they made off with your cash. You're left standing there. What's the worst amount you got Got?

Deja Vu Spokane

Spokane, Washington

$40 on a lap dance doesn't always make it better than a $20 dance.

On a Friday I was set to meet with some friends later, now I was already out and about and didn't really feel like returning home and needed to kill some time before I met…

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3 Burlesque Acts Tuesday 7/16 at Rosewood Theater NYC !Only $20 Cover Mention "B

10PM to 11PM Three Burlesque Acts Brought to you by Die Happy Tonight and Burlesque United! Rosewood Theater is located at 552 W 38th St. New York, NY 10018 for more info, visit https://www.diehappytonight.com/

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So I ran into a dancer from the flashers days

minnow and I were talking and it reminded me of this discussion I recently had. I ran into this dancer from flashers. She asked me if I kept up with my former girl from there. I thought…

Cheetah Lounge

Sarasota, Florida

Summer Thursday

Like I said in my previous report, I went back on a Thursday PM around 3PM Plenty of free parking, even got a spot in the shade. This time I was charged $2…

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2AMer in Paradise.

Two men arrested in connection with a shooting outside a Pearl City strip club last Wednesday are charged with assault and attempted murder. Chris H. Hong, 31, is charged with attempted murder and using a firearm to commit the crime. His…

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Sex trafficking law fails

Three months after the bill’s passage, the sponsor of the bill, Rep. Ann Wagner of Missouri, said, “We have shut down nearly 90% of the online sex-trafficking business and ads.” The Washington Post fact-checked this claim and gave her three…

Misty's at Drunk Horse Pub

Fayetteville, North Carolina

First visit, Ok experience

First visit, on a Saturday afternoon around 4:30pm...upon entering a sign at the counter by the door indicated a a small cover charge, but no one was there to take it. The bar was…

Shakers

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Don't expect anything extra

Stopped in on a Saturday afternoon since I had 90 minutes to kill. It was HH, which is from 4: 00 to 7:00 everyday, and that will get you a $4 dollar domestic.…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Disappointed and dollar parade irritates!

Was visiting my buddy in Milwaukee for a weekend. Decided to go to strip club like old times. Wanted to go to OTB but ended up visiting Silk. Nothing different fom most of mates mentioned here…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Bored on a Sunday

So I found myself back at bogies on Sunday because I had a free pass that the bouncer gave me last time. Sometimes that’s all it takes lol. I got to the club about 9pm.…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Sweet Saturday Night at Sugar 44

I haven't been back to sugar since august, but ironically I moved and am in walking home distance. (Not walking THERE distance, too sweaty going in. lol) I lyfted there, as I…

Hanky Panky

North Fair Oaks, California

Needs a facelift: girls and facilities.

Was in town for work and figured to drop in here as opposed to going to SF. Big mistake. Should have just spent the money to go downtown. Came in around 10pm…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

ANother solid trip to Sugar 44.

Showed up on a Saturday night a little early - like right about 9PM. Brought my gf and paid $10 entry each. At this point there was maybe 8 dancers and I'd say 5…

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Why Pay for Sex When You Can Get It for Free?

I can only speak confidently for myself on the issue of why people pay for sex when they can get it for free, but let me take a crack at this. 1. Some people are penny pincher. They refuse to…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Team Research

Well I finished up early on the job and decided to try to catch both shifts and talk to as many dancers that I could, with my only goal being that if we agreed on…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Good but with an after taste!!!

Made my inaugural visit to Follie’s based on the reviews here. First things first, it is the closest anyone in the USA will get to Tijuana HK strip clubs. This place is wild…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

RHINO never disappoints!!

Late Sunday night - around midnight - it was time for some titties. Called the Rhino, and they still will pick you up in their limo and take you in the back entrance…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Slow Friday night at the Trop

It was Friday night and TL was pretty dead. I arrived around 11, stayed for a couple of hours and it never really picked up. Lots of available seating in the cocktail chairs on both…

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Gonna be a dry week.

Going into TN for the beginning of this week. SC reviews look like shit other than the Candyland that I reviewed before. Trouble with that club is that I am looking for more of a party and relaxing…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Met Stacy I think

I like this place. I guess I'm a regular even tough I go there at most once every 6 weeks. I say that because there are a couple of girls that notice me almost immediately…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Birthday Boy Had a great time.

Visited Christie's for the first time in quite a while to take my buddy out for his birthday. Cover was still $12.00 like before and drinks bottled beer is $6.00, the…

E11EVEN

Miami, Florida

Don't use large bills

Arrived late one evening to a full crowd i suppose. Full crowd meaning approx 25 min wait to enter. Wait didn't seem long due to crowd outside. Plenty of money entering and leaving. One guy…

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Important news

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/09/28/th-sound-to-vanish-from-english-language-by-2066-because-of-mult/amp/ Yay 😁

Club Platinum

Las Vegas, Nevada

More of a Dive Bar than Club

Visiting Vegas with some friends and after dinner we decided to cross the street and check out Platinium, I wasn't expecting much but got even less. We arrived around 10 pm, there were about 6-8…

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Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Decent time.

I know myself and others have noticed how less lively the Hugger has been recently but I stopped by around 9:30 or so Saturday night and was pleasantly surprised at how many girls were working…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Cowboys - $5 floor dances, short songs, high drink hustle

I made an unplanned trip to Lexington KY, had a few hours to kill, so on the advice of a friend who frequents the area and the TUSCL reviews, I headed to Cowboys. I paid…

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, Illinois

They got some fine muthaf#$kas in here

Louie's is one of those spots that I go to when in the area for a short time. It's a couple blocks west of Scores. Parking is always a hit or miss thing with cars…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The Orchid, LaPearl combo

Well, I was bored on a Sunday afternoon, and decided to take a trip to purple orchid then maybe Atlantis and then finally end up at LaPearl. my trip to purple orchid, which I will not…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Scary visit - Don't even think about visiting !

All the prior reviews of this place convinced me to take the plunge and see for myself the good, the bad and the ugly. Getting to the place was a bit scary but the the…

DV8

Portland, Oregon

Solid little club

I lasted visited PDX 10-years ago, and finally decided to try the scene again. For a small place, they have enough parking in the rear (and it's fenced off so Taco Bell folks can't…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Pricey with little mileage.

Pricey with little mileage. Dances are $20 or 3 for $50, with an expectation that if you do a $20 dance, that $20 goes to the house and the girl gets another $20. For 15…

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Hoe much will you pay for pussy?

What is the most you have ever paid and will usually consider paying for pussy? ITC, OTC, escort or sugarbaby. I've done $500 a few times but like to get it lower than that. I recently had an sa…

Hott 22

Union, New Jersey

Just OK Place

Place is located next to an old bowling alley which is not open anymore. Cover is around $17 or so but there is no drink minimum. There is a bar area where you can get…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

I had a very enjoyable Saturday evening at the Outhouse

Hey Guys -- I stopped in at the Outhouse last night (Saturday evening). Got there around 8pm (I believe they open the doors at 7pm). Paid $10 for the cover charge. Cover goes…

Gen X Cabaret

North Charleston, South Carolina

Not Bad

This is a relatively new club to the area as of the time of this writing. I believe it opened within the last few months and also heard it is same ownership as another…

G Club Gentlemen's Club

North Charleston, South Carolina

A good time if you like this kind of joint

Wow! First new review of this place in 2 years?!? Ok, here we go: Arrived just a little before midnight on a Saturday. Parking lot doesn't have the safest feels to it but its there.…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Red Raven Isn’t The Answer

I decided to make my first exploratory trip to the Red Raven last Thursday early evening during a monsoon of a rainstorm. My gps guided me there, and it a basic non-descript semi rectangular shaped…

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Rene Alexander Acosta (Labor Secretary, until July 19, 2019) proposed cutting th

That agency combats human trafficking (including child sex trafficking), child labor and forced labor internationally... Title couldn’t say it all.

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Groping in Azul?

If one were to bring a bar girl to Hong Kong’s attached restaurant, Azul, would the staff care about a customer having a boob in one hand and food in the other?

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Dancer asked me if I ever had a private dance, and then gave me her number. How

So yeah had a great time with a dancer the other night and she asks if I’ve ever done a private dance, and I say no and she says well take down my number and shoot me a text and…

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Of course it happened in Floriduh.

ISLAMORADA, Fla — A Tampa Bay-area man visiting a strip club in the Florida Keys with his wife is accused of punching another man who tried to intervene in an argument between the couple. Christopher Sutton, a 36-year-old Dunedin resident, was…

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Talking dirty with dancers (explicit sweet sex talk)

A lot of guys are not comfortable talking explicit sex talk with women. Call it dirty talk. Guys will talk about sports, weather, traffic, fashion and everything - and abruptly kiss the girl and get down to it. I am…

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Sexual Superlatives and Omissions

A Top Ten List 1. Most Canoodlings in a 24 Hour Period: On our first night together I nailed the woman who eventually became Mrs. Hornibastard #3 eight times. I wonder, does it count as running a train if you’re the…

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dancers topless on the floor

Old fart here -- remember the '80's and early '90's down in L.A. when the dancers would walk around topless on the floor and, of course, take off the bottoms when on stage. Jet Strip, Oddball Cabaret, the old…

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Finding right girl for VIP in a club that is low key on the floor

I was just thinking about something. I live in the Atlanta area, and I have been to a variety of clubs that have very different feels to them. There are places like the Pink Pony, and the Cheetah…

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Are the 9th floor rooms 80% off with VIP card on Mondays and Tuesdays?

They are advertised as being 20% with VIP card so I'm wondering if they are also included in the 80% as well. Some of the accommodations are really nice as well; like none of the other rooms that I've…

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Mens Health Article: Here's what to do (and what not to do) next time you're in

What newbie wrote this? Pay attention this SJG: "Pay per song. Ask before you touch. Don’t beg for kisses or oral." https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a28054638/how-to-behave-in-strip-club/?fbclid=IwAR3s-vFpDFDl_yH6cfzQGJrQXta50wQaOdoasagC0NuqZVUKxyoJN3B2kZs

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Lotion Handiwork

OK, I've read about this animal, but never before had a girl bust out the lotion bottle in the LD area. Very interesting. First some went on my hand, and a little while later some went on her…

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"When you talk, or type, you are only repeating what you already know or believe

“To be aware of a single shortcoming within oneself is more useful than to be aware of a thousand in somebody else.” -Dalai Lama Title says it all

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Jeffrey Epstein was a Sex Offender. The Powerful Welcomed Him Anyway.

After being convicted as a sex offender, Epstein used his money and friends to maintain his place in New York society. If Epstein also turns out to be a fraudster, they might be able to convict him of financial crimes.…

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Bouncing

I have never said this on here but back on the day I used to bounce at some clubs in New York. It was a great time. All the ladies knew me well and I always protected them. We did…

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Tag team

I usually don't like getting tag-teamed in the club but in this case I'd make an exception: https://www.instagram.com/p/BuaknTCBlzF/?utm_source=ig_web_options_share_sheet

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Tattoos

I am seriously considering gettig a tattoo on my entire lower body that looks like painted on jeans. This way I can rock out with my cock out 24 7 365

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Different times of our clubbing lives

Funny how in my 20s i was broke as shit and visited the clubs on a weekly basis LOL In my 30s i started making decent money and was going only once a month Just 2 years away from turning 40 and…

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FishHawks Set Theory of Milage

I don’t have the ability to insert a chart easily so you will have to use your imagination a bit but here goes. Think of everything a monger want from a stripper is inside a circle, make it a big circle…

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Negotiating

I know everyone negotiates for extras at the club. But when setting up OTC, do you guys still negotiate or do you just go with the girls rates?

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The Architecture of Adult Entertainment

Because all we care about is the outside of the building. https://www.citylab.com/design/2019/07/strip-club-photography-las-vegas-road-trip-architecture/593758/

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Photo Secton

I turned my profile's photo secton into kind of a wall of fame for all-time hotties in my book. A full deck, if you will, as there are 52. Actresses, B-movie stars, adult film stars, some sports figures, some models,…

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Reverend Hornibastard’s Fashion Tips

Posts on this august discussion board by a moronic, juvenile malcontent who believes that looking like you belong in prison constitutes high fashion persuaded me that ANYBODY can qualify to be a fashion advisor. This emboldened me to offer my…

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Nothing Really Fascinates Me

I can’t think of anything more fascinating than nothing. So I’ve been thinking about nothing a lot lately. If you think the contemplation of nothing is just an empty headed waste of time, you’re dead wrong. Nothing is one of…

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Airlines cancelling flights to TJ/SD

Every airline is dropping 15-25 Boeing 737 Max planes, so each will cancel 50-100 flights each day from Jul til Dec. Expect delays.

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Somebody Stole My Moneybag Scam

Anybody seeing an increase in the “Stolen Moneybag Scam”? First time I experienced it, a stripper sent me a grainy video, supposedly of her counting a bunch of money in a moneybag. Next day, she writes and says someone stole…

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Ex-Arizona teacher sentenced to 20 years in prison for sex with student

A female got equal treatment with a male this time. https://www.foxnews.com/us/ex-arizona-teacher-sentenced-to-20-years-in-prison-for-sex-with-student

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

New Day Shift

Anyone have any insight on Vanity's day shift experience? Just curious what it's like now that Kahoots is gone.

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New Dancer

Hey guy , I’m new to this and I don’t really know what to expect in other places, I’m from Louisiana but I want to travel around and get a feel for things, any advice.?

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Eating pussy in the VIP

So on top of a crazy work schedule and 3 girlfriends I've been seeing this one stripper ITC just to eat her pussy Best butterscotch tasting shit I've ever had in my life Love how she stands on the couch and sets…

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An Increase of $10 Trillion

It is being reported today that the value of all stocks publicly traded have now increased by $10 Trillion since Donald Trump took office. Yes, that is Trillion with a T. In two…

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Alexander Acosta resigns as labor secretary

The slimy Acosta, who gave the sweet-heart plea deal to the pedophile Epstein, resigns. But he still did not apologize to the victims. https://nypost.com/2019/07/12/alexander-acosta-resigns-as-labor-secretary/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=news_alert&utm_content=20190712&tpcc=nypbreaking&mpweb=755-8103512-711691148

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Woman Up!

Seems a number of dancers on this site refuse to show us (or at least me) their boobies. A word of advice woman up! It’s just a difference of gender, nothing more.

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Metal detectors

A few years ago there was a shooting incident at Follies and right after that they installed a metal detector. I wonder if the damn thing is even working because they continue to pat down customers after passing through…

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Not A Self-Made Man

Some who have known me for a long time say that I am “a self made man.” They mean it as a compliment. They believe this about me because I grew up poor and later became rich without resorting to…

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At least 14 new women in Florida and New York come forward to accuse Jeffrey Eps

An average guy would be heading straight to jail. I'm not convinced Epstein will be convicted of anything. A billion dollars can buy a lot of innocence. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7239263/At-14-new-women-come-forward-accuse-Jeffrey-Epstein-sexual-abuse.html

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“Mutant Soup” and Our Bi-racial, Bi-cultural, Multi-lingual Clusterfuck

Mrs. Hornibastard #3 and I have been together quite a while. We have been very happy in our relationship. Much happier than anyone would have predicted we would be. On paper, we make an improbable couple. There were, and still are,…

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3 women's walk into a bar

One is a stripper.. Another a masseuse.. The 3rd a material handler What they all got in common ? They all fucking Juice LOL

Norma Jeans

Baltimore, Maryland

Norma Jean’s Expansion

Looks like Norma Jean’s received approval from the Baltimore City Liquor Board to expand into some additional space (16 Custom House Ave.). Currently the club occupies 10, 12 & 14 Custom House Ave. https://llb.baltimorecity.gov/sites/default/files/June%2027%202019.pdf

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georgemicrodong update

I decided to PM him a few days ago just in case he'd answer. Below is his PM - he mentioned I could share it w/ anyone worth sharing it with but since I can't PM everyone that would be interested…

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The 6 or the 9?

While on my last visit to TJ, before I returned to the US I visited HKTJ to find some company with the morning (8am) shift. About 6-10 BGs arrived and a few interested me but I wanted to wait a little…

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Anal?!!! WTF?!!

My opinion, not that it matters to anyone but me, is that if you enjoy giving anal, then you likely need that sphincter to allow a tight fit for your unit. If you need that for fun, then you likely…

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What’s up with the butt plugs?

I’m seeing more and more dancers with these. Can’t say that I’m a fan. Can anyone explain this trend?

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THE STRANGE SAGA OF THE BUTT PLUG TURNED RESEARCH DEVICE

https://www.wired.com/story/the-strange-saga-of-the-butt-plug-turned-research-device/

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OT. Vodka Infuse Wine is the best shit on the market! Because of my drink of ch

Holy shit! Some movies are pretty good. Not to mention that my 6 year old boy wanted to watch Godzilla vs Mothra with me. Wow! I watched that exact movie when I was 6. PRICELESS!

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$ in Reviews

Some people seem to have a checklist for reviews, with $ at top. They write critical comments if prices not given. But please: If a place like Follies or Criket or Pandora has many reviews, not everyone needs to write…

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Philly Advice

Hey folks. Would appreciate your thoughts on Philly clubs for tonight. (I’m from out of town and staying in Center City). Last night I went to Delilah’s. (I have submitted a review). It was actually pretty good. The only other…

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Anybody else getting unsolicited PMs for sex

For free from all these random ass accounts. I know I make some killer threads but this is getting out of hand. Well I can’t say blame them, I would probably do the same thing in their shoes.

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Here we go again

Tropical storm Barry is set to become a hurricane some time tidy or tomorrow and it’s taking aim at Nola, hope you guys and gals in that area are prepared!

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Man up!

Seems a number of TUSCLers can't take constructive criticism and take it as a personal insult. A word of advice, Man Up! It's just a difference of opinions, nothing more.

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HK, bullfight, TJ trip August 11

Anyone wanna meet up with me and a buddy flying in for the local bullfight that day? Also, any advice on going into town for this, etc? We’re from east coast and this is a bucket list for

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Forth Worth 2AMer.

Two people were hospitalized after a shooting at a strip club in Fort Worth Thursday morning, police said. Police responded about 2:30 a.m. at a club at 2345 Meacham Blvd. (Bucks Caberet) in northern Fort Worth. Police say it appears a…

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The One That Got Away

Most people (both men and women) spend their lives wondering about “the one that got away.” I’m among those who still thinks about and pines for “the one that got away.” Her name was “Sandy.” The photo on the link below…

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Stage side english proficiency test...

So a while back I went to the stage and told a dancer I was interested in getting a dance with her. Turns out she was Cuban and the experience was terrible. Today I came across another dancer on stage…

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Bbbj. STD risk?

It's well established that most p4p FS is covered. It seems many of y'all are willing to bbbj with women who are by definition the highest risk for having STDs. I know, data is somewhat controversial as to how easily they can…

Just Enuff Cabaret

Bridgeton, New Jersey

Jennifer

Hey anyone have any intel on a dancer/bartender named Jennifer? Dropped in for a quick drink, she wasn’t dancing while I was there but working behind the bar. She said she also works at Sanctuary, blonde and beautiful!

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Relative value of money

It's funny how we can view money differently when it comes to paying a stripper for xyz. For me it really brings home the concept of relative value. I will do things like drive further down the street…

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NYPD let convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein skip judge-ordered check-ins

NYC cops gave Epstein a free pass on court-ordered check ins. Would a non-billionaire pedophile get the same treatment? https://nypost.com/2019/07/10/nypd-let-convicted-pedophile-jeffrey-epstein-skip-judge-ordered-check-ins/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=news_alert&utm_content=20190710&tpcc=nypbreaking&mpweb=755-8101073-711691148

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What on Earth does a young, beautiful, professional woman see in the older male?

I met my current wife when I was 42 years old. She was 22 years old, making $105,000 per year and engaged to her fiancé to be married within 4 months. I started training her in her new profession.…

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What would you do with $1800 in TJ ?

Someone a few days ago started a Topic about having sex with his favorite porn star. Evidently he had the opportunity to spend one hour with her but the cost was $1800. For a one hour…

Shadow Cabaret

Hialeah, Florida

Trump Org event with Shafow Cabaret

According to NY times article, Trumps golf club and S. Cabaret club had been planning joint fundraising event that included a hour hr VIP room session with the "caddie girl" of your choice plus a round of golf with the…

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Police Athletic Leagues ??

Anyone have any strong feelings about these? Personally involved in one? I have not been involved in one? Any criticism? Here in San Jose they are calling it Police Activities League. http://sjpdpal.com/ Many believe that these play a big role in keeping…