To Dump or Not To Dump in a SC

I try to avoid it at all costs. If I think I might have to, I will stop at a fast food place or gas station first to take care of business. But you know the old saying, when you have to go you have to go.

Funny how I destroyed an airplane shitter yesterday!

Oh shit...wrong account 😢

I’ve walked into a strip club feeling okay only to get rumblings in my stomach some hours later. I don’t have a choice, I have to get to the can as soon as possible.

If my favorite is there, she is expecting dances from me and I am not going to pass just because I had to make an emergency evacuation. I just hope she does not make the move where she gets on her knees and gets her face close to the crotch of my pants.

Having the choice I rather avoid using a public bathroom but I feel worse holding it in than having to use a public restroom

Depends on the club. Some clubs it’s scary enough turning the sink faucet after wizzing the wall. Other clubs, no problem with sitting on the throne. Once I was even in the area running errands and needed to make a #2 pit stop. I opted for the club over the fast food places nearby. I’m certain it was much cleaner. (It was afternoon / no cover. Said hello to the doorman, but that was it. Didn’t even have time to tip the pretty, naked lady on stage. )

Good discussion. I am usually pretty regular and such business is taken care of before morning shower so I start the day out with clean pipes.

But there are times when “shit happens” and a person has that just shat funk. I really don’t like going to the sc with that funk smell.

When this happens i usually try to clean things up at the office because I wouldn’t expect any cutie to be near me with such a funk smell.

Quite awhile ago I was in a sc after a full day working on a pergola for a client - I was sweaty and dirty only to see an awfully cute spinner making the wanna dance rounds. Her mappers were pretty high mileage too. She went right past me b/c of my look so I found a bouncer I knew, got my gym bag and cleaned up and changed in the bathroom. The troll helped me out with deodorant and cologne. Hot spinner delivered some awesome dances too. Afterwards she thanked me for cleaning up too. Now I always have a gym bag with me and I carry/use Dude Wiles for those funky body parts.

I have. I probably would again

I do frequently. I have no problem with public bathrooms as long as they look clean. If they look clean, then chances are good that they use bleach to clean them. Believe it or not, bleach does wonders on a toilet stool. I had some students do a research project for infectious disease one year. Made them culture nursing home toilet stool rim and basin, light switch, kitchen sink, and refrigerator door handle. The toilet stool grew nothing, the kitchen sink grew mold, the light switch grew staph and strep in moderate amounts and the refrigerator door grew shit tons of all varieties. So, if the bathroom looks like they clean it, then my shit has the right to be dumped there. I just make sure that I don’t physically touch anything in the bathroom with hands as those are the least likely spots to have been sanitized.

You should at least once. It's kind of fun to hear the thump of the club music as you poop.

It’s even better when the club shitter has the doors removed so that others may enjoy your deed. Hell, some might even tip you a dollar if you play your shit right.

I been dumping load on clubs since 2016