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Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Disappointing first time

After not having much luck at Follies, I decided to try this place out early Thursday Feb. 20th. It was about a20-25 minute drive from Follies & I arrived just before 3am. PRking options were…

Bottoms Up

Irvington, New Jersey

Rsn outta time

Was in NY for business and on a suggestion from NJBaller, i checked out BU. I was crazy busy with work, so wanted to relax a bit. I drove to spot, read reports about the…

Gigi Lounge

Brook Park, Ohio

Surprised By My Visit To Gigi's

I haven't been to Gigi's for a couple of months and I can't remember the last time that I went at night. Dark parking lot. . . no pavement but not too many pot holes. Headed inside…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Second Time

This review from last Wednesday Feb. 19th. I was in town to watch AEW Wrestling at the Philips & had to go back. I’d been there once before in Aug of 2017, & was always…

Emerald Club

Knoxville, Tennessee

Little sketchy on first impression, however turned itself around.

Parking lot is fairly well lit near a 4 lane road. Semi-industrial / car dealership kind of area. Simple entry with buzz in after paying $12. Yes, BYOB & fully nude. Very simple 1 room, 1…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

Monthly trip to DD

Back again to DD.. As always the club is dark when you enter and it takes a minute to adjust to the lighting. It is a cough cough bikini bar but tops are usually…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

2nd time, more charm

Lets get the details out the way first. if you want a thorough description of the following, go to papichulos review around june last year. It helped me alot. and I did a review…

Crazy Horse

Brook Park, Ohio

Friendly Girls At Crazy Horse

After a tough day at the casino, I decided to stop by a couple of strip clubs in Brookpark. Crazy Horse was my second stop. Nice lighted parking lot that could use a little paving…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Didn’t get to act out any Fantasies.

My buddy and I played in a local poker game and finished 1st and 2nd. To celebrate our winnings we decided to hit the town and wanted to enjoy the company of some of Providence’s…

Vixens

Key West, Florida

A decent, if not amazing, club/visit

Bare Assets is about half a mile from the busy Duval Street. It's not a long walk, and there are couple of stores/restaurants along the way. They actually have a parking lot, unlike anywhere on…

Red Garter Saloon

Key West, Florida

Conveniently located mediocre club with mediocre dancers

Red Garter is on Duval Street, which is sort of a party street of bars, restaurants and stores, vaguely similar to Bourbon Street in New Orleans, without the foul stench. This makes it easy to…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Better than the rest around it.

Stopped in while in East STL because the dives were a bit too much for me. An earlier review peaked my interest when they mentioned blk and or mixed chicks. A Large parking…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

It was good and didn't even spend that much!

I was in town for two weeks and had time for a visit on a Wednesday afternoon. I made it there around 2pm and it was already packed. Seeing that they had a mandatory VIP…

Pony Too

Madison, Alabama

Not worth the entry fee

Bit of a let down to say the least. Firstly, they have started the ID scanning and daytime $5 cover but as it was a new name I decided to give it a go, Hmmm.…

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Biz trip to Boston

I'm spending 2 days/1 night in Boston next week. Full days of meetings with some free time in the evening. Why does it seem like every time I get to fly to visit a client, it's an awful strip club town.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Wednesday Afternoon at the Burlington Hand Factory

I love the consistency of Playhouse. I've never had a bad time here and this week was no different. What has been reported is true... many of the girls here are…

Squire Lounge

Revere, Massachusetts

Good afternoon

Went in on a Friday afternoon looking to unwind. The first girl I see on stage was Luna, a super cute spinner (solid 9), new to dancing. Tipped her well on stage and asked for…

Lace

West Nyack, New York

Ugh, cmon Lace. Step it up!

If you’ve seen other reviews of mine, they’re wordy and fair but I’m going to express some unhinged negative views on this one because I’m starting to absolutely despise this place. I’ve been to…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Teasers Wednesday Night First Time Visit

A friend recommended Teasers and I gave it a try. Went on a Wednesday as I wanted a night when it wasn't real busy. Cover is reasonable ($12/$8 member) and drinks are very…

Paradizio

Irvington, New Jersey

Back to my former fave

Paradizio's was my go to place until it shut down. The laid-back, anything goes atmosphere was just what I needed ro unwind with some extras on short notice. But the long shutdown and…

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Beyond Ripped Jeans: Wrangler Peekaboos

Styles: Keyhole, Heart-Shaped, Whale Tail https://www.instagram.com/tv/B5Qz2tBlkDb/ Don't wear them with undies. Don't wear them backwards

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

$60

Pretty unassuming place from the outside. Parking on the street. Neighborhood didn't look very pretty. (not from the area, unfamiliar with the city). Inside I was briefly patted down and gave the doorman, I think…

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Have fears of Corona virus stopped you from exchanging bodily fluids with stripp

I mean herpes, syphilis & ghonnoreah haven't, but maybe this will. All jokes aside, clubs have got to be serious trading areas for viruses & bacteria.

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Great alternative to other valley clubs

I said i wouldn’t write a review anymore, but had to share the talent level on a Friday afternoon. I went forward because other clubs are underperforming in talent and I thought a few good…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

I was Horny

My visits to strip clubs have been sporadic over the last year, and when the opportunity affords it self, I get that itch that needs to be scratched. Was passing through Detroit on the…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Satisfactory experience

Visited around 2 or 3 in the afternoon on a weekday. Plenty of cars in the parking lot, but also plenty of empty spaces. (No valet). Paid my $15 entry, which includes a one-time…

Glass Slipper

Boston, Massachusetts

Glass half empty?

I stopped by here before heading to a Celtics game. The parking is limited, we parked at a garage near by for $25 (early special whatever that means). We walked in, no cover in…

Politics

Bernie Sanders in South Carolina, and polls say he beats Trump

PBS NewsHour live episode, Feb 28, 2020 w/ Shields and Brooks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNmc6jG9gGA Bernie Sanders Rally In South Carolina https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQaj_0iSzpU ^^^^ looking really good! Last 60 national polls, Bernie beats Trump in 56 of them. And in recent polls of battle ground states, Bernie…

Privilege Lounge 216

Cleveland, Ohio

Two Monday visits

This is for 2 separate visits both on a Monday late afternoon/early evening. Place is easy to find, lots of safe parking, they have a tv screen dedicated to the parking lot cameras.…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Out of Towner Pt 2

Squeezed in a second club visit before then end of my Seattle visit: an afternoon in Kittens Cabaret on my way to the airport. Again, I was impressed with girls, mileage and (somewhat) pricing. Day…

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Fucked a stripper thought it was a relationship

I am a dumb fuck and broke. Any of you guys do this stupid shit. I went through about $300K on my stripper bitch in 4 months last fall. Having problems with the wife, went into Little Darlings in 2016…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

The Geeky, Sexy Type

Decided to waste some time before retiring to bed, so i headed to the Palazio about 10pm, left around 12:30am, to see how much had changed. Not much, I estimated, as I saw done…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Working off my work up

I have been messaging a couple users on the site, discussing a few dancers and experiences. The only downside of this for me is, too much of this puts the dancer in my head…

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@CC99 what about this “Waifu”?

A picture I think you might like: https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=4142 An article about her: https://www.google.com/amp/s/nextshark.com/chinese-model-stuns-internet-looking-like-living-anime-doll/amp/

Strip Joint

Pomona, California

Thursday Night Luck Out in a Dead Club

Went into this joint on my last night in town for business and I knew when I drove up it was pretty sketchy. I figured, "I'm here, I might as well check it out." When…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

return back to desire

It has definitely been a few months since I visited this club. I've taken a break from strip clubs to focus on work and 2020 goals. After a long break I figured it was time…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Fun on Rt 130

This place never fails to make you happy. The girls are not the youngest, but they know how to entertain. They are friendly and prices are reasonable. The dollar parade can be…

Emperors Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, Florida

worst SC ever

Was visiting a friend of mine and we decided to visit this joint at around 9 on a Sat, after not seeing much talent at Ybor Strip. We generally like to go to SC's…

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I Lost my Waifu!

This is the saddest day I've had in months. I found the perfect waifu doll for me. She was so cute. I was gonna get her as soon as I had a steady job to cover the monthly payments. I foolishly…

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, Illinois

Nice visit to J's

I haven't been to J's since last fall. The quality and service was going down. I was in the area, so I figured that I would stop by for some lunch. The food there is…

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Best Strip Clubs in Colorado?

Me & some of my guys are taking a trip to Denver, CO soon. What are the best Denver strip clubs? Are there any outside of Denver worth a longer drive? Preferences: Clean club, great looking girls, not too old, great…

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The Concept Of Buying/Paying For Sex Legally in a cartoon posted by jackslash

Title says it all. This is the link to the cartoon posted by Jackslash. https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=4087

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Pretty Sure a Stripper I Banged in VIP is the new Pet of the Month

Yeah. 80-90% certain. About 6-7 years ago there was a tall sandy blonde stripper at Oasis in Atlanta that was just out of high school. Day Shift. A solid 8+. Nice tits. Had been there a couple of weeks.…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Carpetbagging in Seattle

SoCal monger visiting Seattle; had to visit this place after reading the reviews. I usually do day shifts at home, but here it was a Wednesday night about 9:30 pm. Good news was probably 15-20 dancers…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Favorite Club in the Triangle

I have so far been here 3 times and to Pure Gold in Cary about 5 times. While I enjoy Pure Gold, this place gets the edge in my book. The atmosphere here is more…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Finally Met Hannah @ OGD

I had the day off and wanted to see some familiar faces at OGD. The girl I was most interested in seeing did not arrive during my time there but I figured I would…

Bottoms Up

Irvington, New Jersey

BU Delivers Again

Stopped by yesterday around 3pm and it was surprisingly pretty busy. There were about 10 girls working ranging in age and size. If you’ve been here before you know none of them are going to…

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Chaos Magick

Talking here about the North London movement led by Peter J. Carroll and Phil Hine. Read some Carroll, now to be reading Hine. https://www.amazon.com/Condensed-Chaos-Introduction-Magic/dp/1935150669/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=phil+hine&qid=1582851025&sr=8-1 Notice that the cover has that eight rayed "Chaos Star". I only partial go along with this movement,…

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OT: Stock Market

Stock market has been taking a beat-down and right now I don't have the funds to invest 😢

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Shout Out to EastCoaster

Eastcoaster has been submitting 10+ address updates almost daily. We really appreciate it! Thanks for helping us keep tuscl accurate! https://tuscl.net/member.php?id=416517

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Early morning visit.

I was in the area visiting family and decided to see how the early morning was compared to afternoons that I normally get to see. No cover and about 10 guys around the bar at…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Monday funday at Follies

I arrived at 1 pm on Monday. The valet was not to be seen so I self parked and walked in. No cover charge and gave a tip after pat down. There were open seats…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Club getting busier!

After visiting Las Chavelas bar to meet up with my regular favorite, we decided to pay a quick visit to Chicago bar before heading out to the US border. Last night around 10:15pm, to our total…

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For a site made up of mostly middle age men...

Alot of drama. A lot of drama. People get very upset on here, no? Just a thought.

Lady Vi's

Superior, Wisconsin

A pretty good visit

I stopped by Lady Vi’s recently when traveling through with some time to spare. It’s across the street from Centerfolds and there is plenty of free parking in the area. There was no cover charge…

La Carreta

Tijuana, Baja California

Pussy in La Carreta

Right next to gold palace is one of my favorite Whore Joints ! Got there Saturday night wanted to avoid the gringo Yankees that have flooded HK , adelitas and chicagos , Anyway back to…

Splendor

Houston, Texas

Mid-week visit to Splendor - a satisfied customer

Went to Splendor for the first time after an especially long day at work for some R&R before heading home. Parking lot was surprisingly busy for a Wednesday night -- well lit, felt safe. Place…

Club 76

Youngstown, Ohio

Follow the Truckers!

I got back to Club 76 last night after an absence of about 6 months. This place is in Austintown just off 76 and close to where 76 and 80 cross. There are…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Stunning Jade

Stopped in on a Monday afternoon/evening about 6 pm. There were at least 15 customers spread out around the big rectangular bar, with the 2 stages inside. The girls come down the spiral stair case…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Missed opportunity

I typically stop in to Bogarts from time to time looking for a gem but lately it has not worked out. Walked in and paid the 10 entry fee acquired a drink ticket.…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Low class and no interaction

I found myself in the Bristol area and had previous had a good time at one of their other locations, so I stopped by here at about 6:30PM on a Wednesday night. The parking lot…

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Never again

Dancers are unattractive in comparison to my last visit in 2018. They also are rude and extremely prejudiced. They look down on black patrons there and treated us like subhumans. Denied our requests for dances…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Average strip club, saved a ton of money

I gave the value a 10 because, according to the literal definition it "didn't even feel like I spent any money". I didn't besides the cover(expected, $10), a couple beers($5 or $6) and 2 obligatory…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Hit or miss at Centerfolds

It's almost been a year since the last time I went to Centerfolds. Before I retired from my day job I would go there 5-10 times a year on my way home from work.…

Satin Topless

Anaheim, California

Fun clean environment

First time here since the transition from flamingo. HUGE improvement visually. Same entrance, no cover (for now I’m sure). Lots of seating very open floor plan. Seems 4 times bigger. As you enter private lap…

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Fentanyl smuggling suspect would be paid in drinks at strip club

"A man said he would smuggle narcotics for a drug dealer in Laredo in exchange of paid drinks and something else at a strip club" https://www.lmtonline.com/local/crime/article/Laredo-PD-Records-Fentanyl-smuggling-suspect-15086398.php

Cheeques

Linden, New Jersey

Goddammit - I broke the cardinal rule.

So it's been about a year since my last visit to Cheeque's. I rarely go there even though it's only 10 minutes away from me. It's not really my kind of place but the 6…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

Solid Gold experience

First time long time. Visited this club on an early weekday afternoon. I grabbed a beer, I think it was $6. When you come in the busy bar is just on your right, and an emptier…

Bucks Racks & Ribs

Greenville, South Carolina

Big and empty room. Hot Waitresses.

First time back here since it re-opened. It's still the same massive facility as the old Platinum Plus. When I arrived around 8 PM, there was hardly anyone here. I wanted to…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Quick Trip to the Desert

I was in the area waiting to meet up with some friends so decided to stop by for a little bit. Had a pass and got free entry but had to buy a drink…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

Went to have a good time...

...and left a little sad...read on... So I had a Friday night free (with the missus out of town), so decided to make a visit. Got there about 7:30PM, paid the $1 cover, and was…

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OT: Academic Organizations for Studying Esotericism

There are now two of them, and this is a recent big change. Reading: Hidden Intercourse: Eros and Sexuality in the History of Western Esotericism by Wouter J. Hanegraaff (Author), Jeffrey J. Kripal (Author) https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0823233413/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_bibl_vppi_i3 The orgs are, European Society…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

First time at Follies

First time trip to Follies. I was drawn there by great reviews everywhere, the promise of hands-on entertainment, and the $10 dance. I walked in around 2pm and was astounded by how busy it…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

As good as ever - if you can stand the dark and smoke

Hadn't been to Follies for a long time and had a chance to go on a Saturday afternoon - reviews suggested this was better than at night. Got there at 3pm and valet parked -…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Back after a 6 month break

Have taken a 6 month break from my PL life. But I can only be good for so long. So I reserved my room for Monday night. I roll up to the border around…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Slow Sunday

Rolled in about 4:00 on a Sunday afternoon. I don’t know what the other clubs are like on Sundays, but they don’t open until 6:00 and I am guessing that there is little activity until…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

T K @ OZ

OZ Wed. afternoon 9 dancers average score 7. Only one wore pasties. Hope they're gone to stay. Most dancers friendly (fond-able) onstage. At the end of the cattle call I…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

My First (Two) Dancer Issues

I've reviewed Follies plenty of times in the past so I won't go into too much detail. This review is more about two different issues I had with two different dancers on two separate…

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How strippers make bank without getting naked

https://nypost.com/2020/02/26/how-strippers-make-bank-without-getting-naked-as-youtube-stripfluencers/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypevening&utm_content=20200226&tpcc=evening_update&mpweb=755-8639577-711691148

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Mute Function

I havent been watching the discussions section as much as I used to, but Im getting a kick out of the "mute" function. Something tells me this wont effect the output of SJG posts tho. SJG does the majority of…

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

Tried Indulge for first time

Hit the block last Wed. between 1 - 4 PM, Red Room First, one gal there was a knockout, which surprised me. She was not available for anything other than Dancing and tips…

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Pleaser Shoe Manufacturing Postponed Due to CoVid-19

As the title says. Pleaser USA's warehouse is in CA, but the shoes are made in China. Whatever shoes they have in the warehouse is literally all that's available right now until the factory reopens and manufacturing resumes. Sources: -…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

In Heaven with Devon

Had a Thursday afternoon off and all to myself, so I decided to head to the Playhouse and see what was shaking. Large parking lot, maybe 10-12 cars and just as many patrons. Most dancers…

Centerfolds Cabaret

Pleasantville, New Jersey

Mediocre experience

I was in the area on a Tuesday night and after my last positive experience in October, I decided to stop in for another visit. The place has been described before, so I…

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I fear mother is on to me

Every morning my mom wakes me up and packs my lunch. Me and all the rest of the patients in the neighborhood board the small bus for the institution. When they drop me off, I am able to break free…

Tijuana

Poppin my TJ cherry

So I’m headed down to pop my TJ cherry in a few months. I’m doing my dd and planning now. Fly into San Diego. Uber to border and walk over PedWest. I’m going to get a room at Cascadas for…

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OT: In case you're in the mood to spend $75K in one night

NYC’s most expensive hotel suite has some insane perks (and cheap stuff for non-hotel guests too) https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/25/photos-of-the-mark-hotel-in-nyc-perks-cheap-stuff-for-non-guests.html

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Saturday Night at the Lido

I was in Cocoa Beach by myself on a Saturday night for a rocket launch the next evening. Read some reviews and decided to check out Lido Cabaret, which was within walking distance of…

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

An alright place.

It's been a long time since I've been here, probably around 2 years? This is a review from last week on a weekday afternoon. I drove through Akron 3 times last week and don't recall…

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Miami Gardens mayor, took hundreds of thousands of dollars from strip club

Tootsie's shows its appreciation for politicians. https://www.floridabulldog.org/2020/02/miami-gardens-mayor-commissioners-took-big-money-from-strip-club/

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Royal Pathetic Loser

Meghan Markles’ brother breaks off engagement when his fiancé catches him at TDs in Albuquerque. https://www.the-sun.com/news/uk-news/454951/meghan-markles-brother-admits-hes-been-busted-for-being-in-a-strip-club-by-crazy-ex-fiance/

Silvers Lounge

Windsor, Ontario

Taco Tuesday. No! Not that kind of Taco...

I’m not familiar with the Windsor clubs but after reading the reviews here, I felt that I would have the best chance of a “Detroit style” experience at Silvers. I rolled into the club at 10:30…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

Odd neighborhood joint

What an odd place. For some reason I was expecting a kind of upscale club, but it was a hole-in-the-wall neighborhood joint in what looked like a kind of marina community a few miles from…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

Not this time

Popped into Club 205 for a happy hour visit and was pleased that the drinks have stayed relatively cheap. After some time at the rack and a few beers I decided to have a…

Avenues

Jackson, Michigan

Afternoon Playtime!

Made a midweek visit afternoon visit to the club and pickings were slim, only 4 dancers were working this shift. Since it was slow they do not always make it to the stage. I did…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

Very upscale, friendly and not pushy dancers

Arrived by Lyft in late afternoon. Outside seemed deserted. Paid $20 cover based upon arriving by Lyft. Inside was fairly empty, maybe 5-8 customers and 8-15 dancers. Very nicely decorated…

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Pope to Catholics on Ash Wednesday:

" For Lent, give up trolling by not insulting people on social media."

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Corona virus

Its a pandemic lol. The hysteria over this is absolutely nuts. Stalinists in San Francisco have declared a state of emergency, Two people HAVE DIED in America. The CDC of course estimates that betrween 10/1/2019 and…

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The concept of buying/paying for sex is misunderstood.

An adult is paying another adult for his or her time and companionship. Anything that happens between two consenting adults in privacy is nobody business. Sex is always a reciprocal gift.

Spearmint Rhino

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Boxing and a feature dancer!

My first trip to the Rhino in downtown Minneapolis. Walked up to the bouncer standing outside and gave him my ID and he pulls out a scanner and scans it (how rude). Then went to…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

Nice Late Afteroon

Arrived around 5 pm on Tuesday. Outside had no signage and if I did not have the address punched into Waze I probably would have driven right past it. Parking was safe and…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

After the hiatus - better lighting, fewer dance options, slightly worse quality of dancers

This was my first visit to Scarlett's after their fire last spring, and their remodeled re-opening last fall. The outside was about the same, except for a change in the lit sign on the roof.…

Heart Breakers

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Good Monday at Heartbreakers

I visited on a Monday afternoon. They open at 3pm so it's late afternoon when it opens. There is a fair amount of street parking right outside the front door. Other than that, there is…

Skin Cabaret

Scottsdale, Arizona

Don't waste your dime.

First visit to Skin based on a recommendation from my uber driver. In hindsight he was obviously getting a kickback. $10 cover since I had a pass from the uber driver. Bar on the…

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Tulsa clubs

Headed to Tulsa in a few weeks looking for a good place to waste an afternoon/evening, any suggestions. Heard mixed things about Sercets, lipsticks looks like an option.

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Happy on Tuesday night

I've been here before and thought of checking it again. Main reason: mileage. I arrived at 10 PM on a Tuesday, took a seat close to the stage. The seat was between the main and…

Penthouse Club Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Over due daytime meeting

Finally got a day to meet up with a buddy and have a drink so why not a strip club. Neither of us have ever been here and he recently met a girl at…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

Sets the bar

This club continues to have the best looking dancers in Denver. That doesn't mean the best lap dances or the friendliest dancers, just the best looking. On a mid-week visit in the evening, all four…

Dream Girls Wilkes-Barre

Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania

A terrible Saturday night visit

I arrived there on Saturday And walked in with a couple of friends. Pay the $13. Seems like a weird amount. Received nothing in return other than entrance to the club. It’s a large club,…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

Still Partners...

The place was pretty dead for the first hour and a half it was open but then started to fill-in. The quality of the girls has really dropped in some of the girls that were…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Not a bad time, but I expected more.

So on my way home from work, I decided to hit up Wacko’s. It was around 4:30, and the parking lot was absolutely packed. I had to park a at the far end of the…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Very Disappointed

This club is out in pretty much the middle of nowhere with ample well lit parking in the rear of the building. Sign on the door says you are not allowed to bring in your…

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This is the age-appropriate girl for me

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8042947/Christie-Brinkley-66-stuns-white-shares-photo-album-luxurious-cruise.html

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Monday Night Cuban Escape

My first impression of this place was actually the bouncer. Super cool guy. I forgot that I had an orange in my pocket that I didn't end up eating, and he identified it in my…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Not a bad 30-45 minutes

Went in just to get away. Sat the bar for a minute. Notice about 3 sitting in the corner. 1 white, 1 black, and mixed. White- decent body, tats. Black- slim but unnoticeable. Mixed- thick.…

Politics

South Carolina Democratic Debate, War between Biden and Sanders people expected!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klDbFuxmXrA 26 minutes to go! Preliminary speeches right now! SJG

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Considering a visit - looking for recommendations

Never been to Rick's, but the reviews seem to indicate highly attractive dancers who aren't stuck up and give a good grind. But I've been fooled with dreamgirls at Sodo, which I didn't enjoy so much. Normally Kittens is my…

Tijuana

HK VIP now grants 70% of rooms on Mon/Tue nights

As of yesterday, the HK VIP card now grants 70% off of Cascadas and Rizo de Oro rooms. This change is reflected on https://hktijuana.com/vip-services.php as well. I'm sure business is going well. For those unaware, Tropical offers their own VIP…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

TERRIBLE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE

I have been to hustlers before and had ok experience's. Nothing great. I went on Friday and had a terrible experince. I will just start at the begining I got to hustlers around 12:15 am. A…

Bucks Wild Houston

Houston, Texas

Fell Off Big Time!

This place is slowly falling off. We went there on a Saturday night and the UFC PPV was playing. First they charge 5$ to park in front of the club but free if you want…

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Satan's Female Sex Slaves , Story of O and Maria de Naglowska

Story of O has always moved me, especially that Castle Initiation which O goes through. And the O character is the sort of a girl I often find a mutual attraction with. And this temperament was how she…

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Where's the valet when you need one?

EVANSVILLE, Ind. — An Evansville woman was arrested after police said she crashed her vehicle into a strip club, damaging its exterior. Officers were called to Xcess Evansville shortly after 3 a.m. Monday for a report of domestic violence in progress,…

The Ball Gentleman's Club

Knoxville, Tennessee

Ghost town at 1am on Sunday

Me and a friend came in around 1am on a rainy sunday. There was around 8-9 cars in the parking lot, and a limo parked out front. We walked in the door, and there was…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

Great find in West Memphis

Gold is a great find in West Memphis. It is conveniently located next to freeways, though they can do a better job of lighting in the parking area, though seemed safe. The staff is friendly…

Executives Den

Cleveland, Ohio

Disappointed

So many people have stated the layout of the club so we will skip that part. No cover when I walked in, not sure if they charge one later in the day or not. Let’s…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Sunday at Pandora’s was just right

I was in the mood for some satisfaction. I txted my favorite stripper Cream to see if she would be working. Typically she is not around on Sunday afternoons. On my way to the club,…

The Rednecks Yacht Club

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Mistys at RYC

I used to frequent Misty’s/DHP at their old location. They’ve since moved not too far down the way to Rednecks yacht club. It appears that mostly everything else other than the location has stayed the…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Virginal Material

Every once in a while one needs to try out new things. For the past few visits I found myself with some extra residual cash and decided to invest in some novice research activities.…

Red Garter Saloon

Key West, Florida

Good time day-time week day

Working in KW for a week I stop by RG after work one weekday. It was early and there are only one other guy in there sitting at the bar. Seemed to be a local/usual.…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

Good time on $10 dance day

Showed up on a tuesday evening -- $10 dance day. I parked far enough away from the club to not incur the parking charge, and paid my $5 to get into the club. I wouldn't…

Club 77

Gatineau, Quebec

Club 77

My very first visit to Club 77.Never been to that area before.Was very amazed with the vibe and energy in that area. I arrived at about 1:30 am. Mot that many dancers for a Saturday night. About 10…

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, Florida

Might have been good without that one girl.

So I got out of work and went to get me a birthday lapdance (yes it was my bday). So near my job there are a couple of joints and since I get out of…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Great Lap Dance

Went on a Friday night around 10 and it was pretty lively. At least 15 girls working and all the stages were being used. The dances at the stages are always nice here. The girls…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Dive Bar With All Virtues Thereof

The Detroit strip club market is famous in certain circles (such as this very forum) for a large number of clubs where "full service" can be found. Unlike many metro areas where that service is…

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Hormonal Inequality

Both men and women have hormones to deal with. Unfortunately, the burdens of managing hormones fall unequally on the two genders. From the onset of puberty until old ripe age, men live under constant pressure to restrain their…

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Baby Yoda

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.popularmechanics.com/technology/amp31045566/baby-yoda-army-tank/

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She said she would bang me

I got a vip from a dancer that told me she would bang me back in the room. She said not to worry because she had a rubber. We went back there and she pulls out a rubber mallet.…

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Wow - what a putt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTgmJ60WiCI

Politics

Deutsche Bank - Donald Trump

Deutsche Bank DOWN👉The German Economy on The Verge of Collapse 2/22/2020 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRkHf-LuVdY Dark Towers: Deutsche Bank, Donald Trump and an Epic Trail of Destruction" (by David Enrich) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FaIGaD6YmQ Why Only One Bank Will Loan Money to Trump! (w/ David Enrich) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGthxR1uoA4 David Enrich, "Dark Towers"…

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I am loosing weight and gettin fit as hell

I been upping my game to a new level. I started juicers my food to get more healthy and fit for clubbing and da ladies!. I bought a MASTERBATING juicer last week. I bought a MASTERBATING one because it squirts…

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Should a regular expect physical contact before a lap dance?

So the best way to coax a dance from new PL is to sit on their lap, chat them up, grind a little bit, put an arm around them,etc But it seems that when I become a regular, all that…

Politics

Brokered Democratic Convention

You can use this site to track all the Democratic Delegates awarded by State. We should know in 4-6 weeks if there will be a Brokered Convention. https://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2020/president/democratic_delegate_count.html

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Wanting boyfriends to come in and “hang out” at the club

I saw a discussion off this site recently where somebody asked about opinions on this. It was asking for reactions to a sign posted in a club where management had banned the practice. And the responses were mixed and girls…

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How far would you travel for OTC?

There was a topic a few months ago maybe like last year saying how far would you go for a strip club. Well lets do OTC now. OTC that isn't flakey. Not a 10 (hell I might hop on a…

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My update

For the people who heard my beginning stories from 2018. Girl “B” and I have been friends “fuck buddies” for over 2 years now. She doesn’t strip anymore. We’ve been in many fights and blocked each other a few times…

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Nashville Question

Are you not allowed to touch in VIP bc the girls make it that way or is a bouncer watching over you? I do not have a problem with 91.75% of touching. I read the clubs here suck. Just…

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Looks like Juice may actually make the Olympics one day if it pans out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83fo78Gt9Bs

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Ever have to bust

Out a cock ring in a brothel or vip experience of some sort because jr doesn’t want to cooperate? What’s the protocol on that?

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3 from the same club

2018-2019 was the best year ever. At one point I was sleeping with 3 strippers that worked at the same location. The cool thing about it was that they all knew about each other. 2 of the girls were…

Tijuana

Tijuana websites

For some of the newer Tijuana visitors, there are two main websites that focus on visiting Tijuana and Zona Norte. One website is chicabow.com. It is a free website. The other is TijuanaTalk.com. You'll need to pay to access everything on this…

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My “follows” have disappeared

I have “followed” a few posters and clubs here on TUSCL, and most of them have disappeared? Technical issues at headquarters?

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

New Sunday DJ

Turn it down just a bit. I get it. You want the place bumpin, but it's not great when you can't hear the person next to you, Also, may need to adjust some knobs. There's some distortion and tin ringing…

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Bedpage.com

Anyone using this with any results ?

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Review reviewers

I have been a member of TUSCL for over 18 years and have written 192 reviews. I have been able to keep my membership active by doing this. But recent changes seem to have changed that. Now…

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Splitting Favs Between Clubs?

Let's say you have two top faves at one club, which is becoming major pain in the ass since they both work a lot. One of them is looking at another club to dance at where you're also a regular,…

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Icey Loco

Does anyone take this poster seriously ?

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Witness says he saw Prince Andrew grope Virginia Roberts

Not Prince Charming. https://nypost.com/2020/02/22/witness-says-he-saw-prince-andrew-grope-virginia-roberts-on-jeffrey-epsteins-island/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_content=20200223&tpcc=morning_report&mpweb=755-8632071-711691148

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Stripper fight

https://m.worldstarhiphop.com/android/video.php?v=wshhTx8q1F947jQR0jaf This is pretty intense, could have been on the under card for the big boxing match last night.

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Unsolicited PM

Anyone get an PM from tamara902qw? My guess it is some kind of scam. She is brand new to the site and unverified. She was looking to meet up and wanted me to send her an email. Not…

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Ripped jeans

WTF is with today's clothing fashions. My CF showed up at my house yesterday wearing a pair of ripped jeans that looked like something I would have thrown in the trash years ago.. I remarked to her "I see your…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Has follies been dead lately or am I going on bad days?

Before I went to Chicago last week I stopped into follies to take my friend, he’s a first timer and that was the best day for me to go. I knew it would be slow but it was very slow.…

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Why You Aren't Able to Valet Your Own Car

Because dumb fucks might drive their trucks into dancer vehicles in the God damn fucking parking lot... Like what happened to my vehicle tonight. 🙃 And now I need a new fucking plastic rear bumper. Because some of you can be…

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How a stripper's brain works. Example #184

I was sitting with a stripper that was a bit fucked up. She asked me if I had her number. I thought she meant did I want her number or did I already have her number and if not she…

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Fishnets

There were some interesting comments to a review about fishnets. Several guys commented that they liked the look, but some also commented that they thought the dancers wore them as an anti-touch measure. I think they look good,…

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Opinion of Cuban dancers?

The perception of Cuban dancers seem to vary greatly on TUSCL. Lately I've been enjoying the Cuban cuisine big time. Almost all of them are beautiful. They have to make up for the language barrier by giving high mileage flirtatious LD's.…

Politics

The Emoluments Clause

also called the foreign emoluments clause, is a provision of the U.S. Constitution (Article I, Section 9, Paragraph 8) that generally prohibits federal officeholders from receiving any gift, payment, or other thing of value from a foreign state or its…

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OT: Strip Club Discussion Question

Since the TUSCL discussion board is flooded by Political Discussions (yes, I know I can block/ignore) any discussion regarding strip clubs and mongering seem to off topic. I wonder if the Political Sites have similar issues: Too many discussions about strip clubs…

Politics

Bernie Sanders ralley in El Paso Texas, live now!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL5jSLAhX-I SJG

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Montreal

I'll be there in a couple of weeks. Staying in downtown area. Any suggestions?

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Pitching Wu

Constance Wu Went Undercover As a Stripper for One Night, Made $600 By Claire Lampen https://www.thecut.com/2020/02/constance-wu-made-usd600-undercover-at-strip-club-for-hustlers.html Constance Wu’s method work for Hustlers appears to have paid off, and I absolutely mean literally: The actor recently disclosed that she made $600…

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Detroit Clubbing

I’ve been around to a majority of the clubs in the metro area, but I’m looking to see if I should venture. I mostly visit Bogarts, H8N, FC, Coli. What’s the most underrated club in metro Detroit? (Best “bang” for

Politics

Clinton calls Trump 'Putin's puppet' amid reports of Russian interference

Clinton calls Trump 'Putin's puppet' amid reports of Russian interference in 2020 election. Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton called President Trump "Putin's Puppet" and claimed he "can't win" without foreign help after a report this week said that intelligence officials…