Most memorable strip club stage dance
Dave_Anderson
These days at many clubs stage dances are an afterthought. Sometimes the stage will be empty for long periods of time and dancers who do go up barely get naked, especially during slow times. Still, these are supposed to be "strip clubs."
What stage dance in your life stands out as the most memorable? I started thinking about this today in the grocery store when a particular song came on and reminded me of a particular stage show.
For me, it was a late afternoon, probably sometime in the late 90's. It was fall, probably late November, maybe early December. I stopped at Les Girls in San Diego during an unexpected rain storm that reeked even worse hell on the notorious San Diego rush hour traffic than usual.
It was already dark, but still early evening. I was wet from the rain as I entered the theater. I paid my entrance fee and proceded to the darkened theater. After a few songs an adorable young Latina, slightly chubby but not fat, came on stage. She started dancing to Madonna's song San Pedro. She was wearing a red skirt and started twirling around. It was completely mesmerizing as she stripped down. To this day whenever I hear that song it takes me back to that rainy afternoon and the mesmerizing beauty of that dance.
I never saw her again at that club and have no idea who she was, but it will always stay in my mind.
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Once at Cheetah's in San Diego, a tall thin dancer went on stage in full street clothes (sweatshirt, jeans , etc). She stripped all the way down to nothing. It was surprisingly sexy. When she came by for a tip I mentioned how hot it was that she stripped down from regular clothes to full nude. She said she just got there and hadn't had time to change from her street clothes yet. Regardless, more strippers could try this.
Another time my friend and I went to pick up his girlfriend who was dancing at a topless bar. Her and I didn't get along and that's putting it mildly. We basically hated each other.
When she when on stage, we both went up to the top rail. She really got close to me and put her cookie almost in my face. I was kind of surprised.
After her dance she came around and asked customers for lap dances. Still being hard from her stage dance, I asked my friend if he was cool if I got a dance with her. Stupidly, I believed him when he said sure. We proceded to a lapdance couch and were almost immediately all over each other. I was blown away since I thought we hated each other. My friend on the other hand was not plrased to say the least. I tend to take people at their word, so I learned not to do that again lol.
Her and I never mentioned the lap dance when we saw each other again.
The other happened at a now closed club out east on Long Island that was a hangout for the Pagans MC club, there were a bunch of gals on stage at various points on a very tall pole, the pole collapsed that was a mess.
First on back in ‘81 in Washington, DC. The club had stage shows only. Nude club. One MILF, blonde, well built took the stage as an old fashioned school teacher. White blouse, tie, black pencil skirt, hair done up in a bun with a few pencils sticking through it. As she stripped and people tipped her she would remove a pencil and give it to the tipper. She had a big box of pencils on stage. When she got nude and you tipped she would rub the pencil in her pussy and ten give it to you. Needless to say I left the club that night with a handful of pencils.
2nd, one was in 2003 or 4 in Anchorage, Alaska. At the Great Alaska Bush Company. Very fit AA dancer was half gymnast half contortionist. She went from pose to pose very slowly under control. I don’t remember every move but they often involved her standing on her hands with her legs spread. It was mesmerizing. Both sexy and artistic.
This was back in the late 80's / early 90's. I was in the New Jersey National Guard and our two weeks annual training was always at Fort Drum, way upstate New York. It was only about an hour away from Kingston, Ontario. During the middle weekend we always got one night off, and we always used it to visit the Plaza. There's a lot of shitty reviews of the place on this site, but this was probably 15 years before the oldest review, and back then it was pretty damn good.
It was a nude club, but there were no "lap dances" like we have today. There were "table dances" and if you were a group of 3 or 4 guys sitting around a small table, the girls would literally come dance on the table for you, and then sit down and hang out for a while if you were buying her drinks.
Anyway there was this one girl we saw two years in a row do the same stage dance. She was a gorgeous Marilyn Monroe / Madonna look-alike and she wore only white, from the sexy dress, to the bra and panties, to the frizzy white garter belt, which was all she was left wearing at the end, before she took it off and threw it to some salivating delirious PL. She would do a couple songs on the pole, gradually stripping down naked, and then someone would throw a blanket out on the stage. The song was Angie (Rolling Stones) and the blanket was a faux fir sort of thing, pure white. They'd turn down all the lights in the place and there was just a single spotlight on the dancer.
Holy shit, she'd roll around seductively on the stage floor and drag that blanket between her amazing legs. It was mesmerizing. Then she'd roll herself up in the blanket, with maybe one tit still exposed, look you straight in the eye, and do some unbelievable thing with her tongue and lips. By the way, she wore this candy red lipstick that was the only color you saw during her performance, except for maybe the curly blonde hair.
I was told that "extras" were available if you paid for a room and went upstairs. I don't know if they were available with this particular girl. It was very early in my "clubbing career" and I was pretty naive. But we paid her plenty just to dance naked on our table. Wow, she was probably the sexiest dancer I've ever seen.
Thus when I first read the OP, I couldn't recall any particular stage-sets that were locked my memory, but after reading some of the comments, my PL-mind got jogged and there are some examples I can cite which I'll do in a subsequent comment.
My other visits to HK have featured good stage shows but this was over the top.
We just decided to pull in to the first strip club we saw and it was Pure Platinum and I glanced at the marquis and it said the feature was Blondage. I was like "who the eff is Blondage" but then i continued reading "featuring Janine Lindemuller and Julia Ann" I instantly recognized Janine Lindemuller because she was a well known Penthouse Pet at the time. Ironically I much preferred Julia Ann. She had a much more natural body and more athletic too. Ironic since I recognized Janine's name. But yeah, it was a nice stage show.
Second story: Went to a club in Pinellas Park, FL and the feature dancer was Bibi Jones the porn star. I actually got a couple of lap dances from her. She was charging $100 a lap and the club talent was horrible so I figured I was going use my allotted cash on her instead. Omg it felt good to have her body up against mine. Holy shit.
I was sitting at a table next to the stage and I guess she noticed me with a big dumb grin watching her. She came to the table and asked me to take her upstairs. I went up with her and she continued to be very aggressive.
I'm normally a quiet guy and don't get into rough sex too much. She started biting and hitting me while we were up in the room until I finally decided I had enough. I didn't do anything but restrain her with my strength and start to go at her very hard since that seemed like what she wanted. I only restrained her because she was hurting me with her antics.
She ended up submissive and asking me not to hurt her once she figured out I wasn't going to take pain from her. Didn't do anything physical but prevent her from hurting me and she got kind of scared once I started going at her hard figuring that is how she wanted to play. Strangest encounter I ever had in TJ for sure.
Holy shit - now *that's* a stage show, LOL
Agreed, Papi. It doesn't get much better than that.
When I enjoy a stage-set more it's when I can interact with the dancer - some examples:
+ when I lived/SCed in Dallas - the old pre-2006 Baby Dolls location had a small Deja Vu club attached to it with its own separate-entrance - with time I grew to prefer this small little-DeJa Vu club over Baby Dolls b/c it was mostly minority-dancers (about 70/30Latina/Black) that often tried harder to please (less GPS than next door at Baby Dolls) - anyway this little-club had seating similar to a big college classroom where it had several long continuous tables for seating (being a small club this seemed like a good way to be able to seat more people) - anyway the stage-set at this little-club consisted of the dancers starting at one end of the room and walking the tables from one side of the club to the other passing each custy - it was cool b/c you got a chance to see each dancer up close - when the dancer was on the table she would stop if the custy showed interest and she would stand in front of him giving a great-view (it was a nude-club) and the more you tipped the more attention you got including at times the dancer getting off the table and grinding on you (and if the custy was not interested in tipping she would just keep on walking/traversing the table from custy to custy) - this stage-set has been the one I've enjoyed the most in my PL-career b/c of its interactivity - unfortunately this little Deja Vu club disappeared mid-2006 when Baby Dolls moved to their new location (I hated seeing that little club go away - it was very-good bang for the buck - and incidentally it was in that little-club when I first noticed a PL wearing sweats to a strip-club which although at first I found odd, if not wrong, it did put perv-wear on my radar and although I did not immediately become a sweatpants devotee, I did eventually take the plunge some time later after having seen that one PL that one night at that little Deja Vu which was probably about 1/4 the size of the old Baby Dolls and that Baby Dolls was decent-sized but not necessarily huge)
+ another stage setup I enjoy is Tootsies Miami - the main-stage is high and the dancer is far away so one can't interact w/ her (it's a very large club thus having such a stage setup allows most of the club to see the dancer on stage) - but what I like about the Tootsies stage setup is that after the dancer finishes on-stage, she's required to walk a 3ft or so area in b/w the stage and the rail and it's at floor-level - the dancer is standing up and just inches away from you rail-side where mutual contact can happen, and she's full-nude - the rail is a semi-circle and the dancer is required to walk/dance the entire rail-area from custy-to-custy counterclockwise from the 3-oclock position to the 9oclok position for a certain # of songs - on a busy-night there can be a half-dozen dancers making their way from one end of the rail to the other over the course of several-songs; so it's like a continuous coochie-buffet (if only there was a black-Tootsies with that setup; oh man) - unfortunately Tootsies although still pretty-good it's def a step or 2 from its peak maybe 3+ years ago
Then I see this girl up there working it to some old school late 80s jam. Digging her body so I start watching more intently. About 1/3 of the way into her routine she's bent over with her shoulder against the pole. Then she begins banging into it to the beat as if she's getting hammered doggy style. Now she really has my attention. Another dancer comees by offering me a dance. I don't even make eye contact as I send her on her way. I'm glued to the stage.
Maybe the dancer on stage noticed me staring. She gets off stage and comes over to me. In no time we're back in the VIP. The banging into the pole was a good sales technique. She's become a favorite.
I suddenly want a pencil btw, but only from a feature dancer.
I also saw Roxy Leroux. She did some feather thing which I got (kept for many years maybe 15 before lost in one of my many moves) and she also did a thing where she would lick a lollipop, rub it on her pussy (not bare, but the thong as it was a topless club) and then give it as a souvenir. Oh the days before coronavirus (even though this was like 20 or more years ago). I saw a lot of awesome features back in the day! Most I was able to do the meet and greet/get stuff signed whatever. And the features back then we're incredibly hot (and actually pornstars or penthouse models, not "magicians" or unknowns or whatever like what seems most features today are). Heck most features I've seen in the last few years (not counting Richelle Ryan who was beautiful and awesome) were not as pretty as half or more of the regular dancers.
No doubt stems from my initiation into strip clubs, where as a 16yr old in the late 70's, I literally rode my 10-speed bike to a full nude club (I was 6'2 as a 16yr old w/facial hair... altho I was scared shitless I was gonna be busted - but nope - the burlesque-style main feature dancer started chatting me up at the bar, holla!); what I saw was gloriously forever burned into my memory.
She had props & dildos and fukked herself onstage (puss AND ass) and was stunningly erotic in doing so; music was raw & sensual and it took everything I had not to blow in my pants while sitting watching her. She danced & moved so sexily for about a 45 minute show and finished by sucking this banana dildo that 'squirted cum' all over her tits. JUST.WOW. -- was I ever spoiled my 1st time at the club.
And, uh... yeah... that remains my most memorable sight on stage (even tho she repeated the performance later that night, as well). I've been in strip clubs all over the fukkin place (military vet & biz traveler), and as the years have gone on, the stage dances have gotten worse & worse -- pathetic these days, really --and the dancers truly can't hold a candle to the eroticism of their sisters of yesteryear. Porn has gotten 1000% better since the 70's.... strip club entertainment has gotten 2000% worse.
As a quick aside: I've seen a zillion Feature Dancers over the years and probably the most erotic FD performer I ever saw onstage was the infamous porn star Savannah (she was outrageously gorgeous IRL, and she even had a mini-meltdown onstage, throwing shit off the stage... ah, but I digress). And... she killed herself ~6 months later. But, hey... don't blame me. My brief interaction w/her was extremely pleasant and I tipped her well for being so gracious. l suspect it was probably Pauly Shore's fault....
"...And... she killed herself ~6 months later."
Well this story took a complete 180°.
Another was in Pittsburgh at a theatre now closed. I was in the front row and the girl on stage was me jacking off and leaned against the side of the stage and masturbated the whole song.
Another was in Germany. I was next to the low stage, and a girl and guy did a fuck show. While he was banging her, her head was near my dick. I masturbated the whole two songs while she watched.
Another was in the old Market Street Theater in San Francisco. I had eaten out a girl backstage and asked her to bring her dildo on stage for her next dance. She did, and I dildoed her for a song.
In Los Angeles, in a theatre now closed, the dancer reached down and jacked me off during her dance.
I LUV to watch girls masturbate while I do.
Eve: As Kurt would say, "So it goes."
Papi : It's you.
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First, some Porn Star BDSM chick up on stage drug my ass up there with her. Pulled my shirt off, then my belt. She proceeded to hit me with my own belt i laughed at her. She hit me harder. I sat up on my knees arms outstretched and told her she could never hurt me. After a good five minutes of her whipping me on stage, she threw my belt at me and called me a “FREAK!” I
Got off the stage, got me some vodka, added my wine to it and continued to watch the other dancers.
Second was a shower show at ROXYS. One chick did a handstand and spread her legs while another chick shoved a 18 inch x 2.5 inch purple double dong dildo down one of her orifices. It penetrated pretty deep so I’m certain it had to be a Greek style double dong dildo fuck
Actually I don't like it when they dance. I like it when they pose and show off for me with eye contact. I only like to watch the one I'm going to get dances with and really like to see them on stage before I get dances. They should be completely nude for the last dance of their set.
I was so shocked my first instinct was to run away like I stole something but, my inner respect for the sanctity of human life took over and....... with a herculean effort I caught her in mid-air with her legs wrapped around my waist and her arms around my neck. The crowd erupted into a frenzied cheer as my lower back erupted into spasms of pain..... shit, that hurt. Add to that I now had the added benefit of candle wax and baby oil smeared all over my clothing, the payback being about six dudes I did not know offered to buy me a beer. The manager came over and thanked me for making a fine catch and comped my entire table a round so, in hindsight it was worth it.
I talked to her afterward and asked her how did you manage to pick me? She says "Well, you seemed like you were paying attention, were sober and big enough to catch me"..... and then gave me a free lap dance... true story.
B. Longball300 is my hero.
Never knew there was that much money in Tallahassee....
....oh, wait a minute: how did I forget this, especially when I wrote about it in my review of the club. I went to XTC Dallas four years ago and they had a monkey dancing on stage. Yes, a real-life actual monkey. The monkey even did a couple tricks and people were tipping. My friend and I sat there in disbelief watching this spectacle unfold before our eyes.