Most memorable strip club stage dance

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Dave_Anderson
What particular stage dance stands out as the best or most memorable?

These days at many clubs stage dances are an afterthought. Sometimes the stage will be empty for long periods of time and dancers who do go up barely get naked, especially during slow times. Still, these are supposed to be "strip clubs."

What stage dance in your life stands out as the most memorable? I started thinking about this today in the grocery store when a particular song came on and reminded me of a particular stage show.

For me, it was a late afternoon, probably sometime in the late 90's. It was fall, probably late November, maybe early December. I stopped at Les Girls in San Diego during an unexpected rain storm that reeked even worse hell on the notorious San Diego rush hour traffic than usual.

It was already dark, but still early evening. I was wet from the rain as I entered the theater. I paid my entrance fee and proceded to the darkened theater. After a few songs an adorable young Latina, slightly chubby but not fat, came on stage. She started dancing to Madonna's song San Pedro. She was wearing a red skirt and started twirling around. It was completely mesmerizing as she stripped down. To this day whenever I hear that song it takes me back to that rainy afternoon and the mesmerizing beauty of that dance.

I never saw her again at that club and have no idea who she was, but it will always stay in my mind.

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Dave_Anderson
5 years ago
A couple other ones stand out for me.

Once at Cheetah's in San Diego, a tall thin dancer went on stage in full street clothes (sweatshirt, jeans , etc). She stripped all the way down to nothing. It was surprisingly sexy. When she came by for a tip I mentioned how hot it was that she stripped down from regular clothes to full nude. She said she just got there and hadn't had time to change from her street clothes yet. Regardless, more strippers could try this.

Another time my friend and I went to pick up his girlfriend who was dancing at a topless bar. Her and I didn't get along and that's putting it mildly. We basically hated each other.

When she when on stage, we both went up to the top rail. She really got close to me and put her cookie almost in my face. I was kind of surprised.

After her dance she came around and asked customers for lap dances. Still being hard from her stage dance, I asked my friend if he was cool if I got a dance with her. Stupidly, I believed him when he said sure. We proceded to a lapdance couch and were almost immediately all over each other. I was blown away since I thought we hated each other. My friend on the other hand was not plrased to say the least. I tend to take people at their word, so I learned not to do that again lol.

Her and I never mentioned the lap dance when we saw each other again.
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twentyfive
5 years ago
Two that I remember very well happened many years ago, the first one was at a club in WPB that was called Flashdance they had some sort of a shower bathtub stage with a glass enclosure. The gal dancing on stage In the bathtub did some kind of a spin move and in the process her shoe kicked the glass wall and it broke sending glass and water and a dancer sliding all over the room
The other happened at a now closed club out east on Long Island that was a hangout for the Pagans MC club, there were a bunch of gals on stage at various points on a very tall pole, the pole collapsed that was a mess.
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shadowcat
5 years ago
Easy question. Early 90's, infamous Platinum Plus, Memphis, TN, dancers name Lil Bit. She was non stop gymnastics for the entire 3 1/2 minutes. The entire stage was surrounded 3 deep with guys wanting to see better and throw money at her. Later she just happened to walk by me and I stopped her just to tip her.
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doctorevil
5 years ago
Not sure this really counts as a "dance," but: Bangkok, Thailand, Patpong District, late 80s. The girls put on quite a variety show--drip hot candle wax all over their bodies, blow candles out with pussy, smoke cigarettes with pussy, puff smoke rings out of pussy, pull a string of double edge razor blades out of pussy. One girl put some chopsticks in her pussy, picked up a rice ball, jumped fro the stage over to the bar, and fed me the rice ball from the chop sticks in her pussy. That was quite memorable.
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FishHawk
5 years ago
Two come to mind.
First on back in ‘81 in Washington, DC. The club had stage shows only. Nude club. One MILF, blonde, well built took the stage as an old fashioned school teacher. White blouse, tie, black pencil skirt, hair done up in a bun with a few pencils sticking through it. As she stripped and people tipped her she would remove a pencil and give it to the tipper. She had a big box of pencils on stage. When she got nude and you tipped she would rub the pencil in her pussy and ten give it to you. Needless to say I left the club that night with a handful of pencils.
2nd, one was in 2003 or 4 in Anchorage, Alaska. At the Great Alaska Bush Company. Very fit AA dancer was half gymnast half contortionist. She went from pose to pose very slowly under control. I don’t remember every move but they often involved her standing on her hands with her legs spread. It was mesmerizing. Both sexy and artistic.
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misterorange
5 years ago
Plaza Gentleman's Club - Kingston, Ontario.

This was back in the late 80's / early 90's. I was in the New Jersey National Guard and our two weeks annual training was always at Fort Drum, way upstate New York. It was only about an hour away from Kingston, Ontario. During the middle weekend we always got one night off, and we always used it to visit the Plaza. There's a lot of shitty reviews of the place on this site, but this was probably 15 years before the oldest review, and back then it was pretty damn good.

It was a nude club, but there were no "lap dances" like we have today. There were "table dances" and if you were a group of 3 or 4 guys sitting around a small table, the girls would literally come dance on the table for you, and then sit down and hang out for a while if you were buying her drinks.

Anyway there was this one girl we saw two years in a row do the same stage dance. She was a gorgeous Marilyn Monroe / Madonna look-alike and she wore only white, from the sexy dress, to the bra and panties, to the frizzy white garter belt, which was all she was left wearing at the end, before she took it off and threw it to some salivating delirious PL. She would do a couple songs on the pole, gradually stripping down naked, and then someone would throw a blanket out on the stage. The song was Angie (Rolling Stones) and the blanket was a faux fir sort of thing, pure white. They'd turn down all the lights in the place and there was just a single spotlight on the dancer.

Holy shit, she'd roll around seductively on the stage floor and drag that blanket between her amazing legs. It was mesmerizing. Then she'd roll herself up in the blanket, with maybe one tit still exposed, look you straight in the eye, and do some unbelievable thing with her tongue and lips. By the way, she wore this candy red lipstick that was the only color you saw during her performance, except for maybe the curly blonde hair.

I was told that "extras" were available if you paid for a room and went upstairs. I don't know if they were available with this particular girl. It was very early in my "clubbing career" and I was pretty naive. But we paid her plenty just to dance naked on our table. Wow, she was probably the sexiest dancer I've ever seen.
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Papi_Chulo
5 years ago
I like watching the stage b/c I like looking at attractive women and the more naked they are the more I like it, but the stage is not necessarily of primary interest to me and for me it's just something that keeps me entertained in b/w hooking-up with particular dancers to get dances (one-on-one dances are my main interest) - I also tend to pay attention to the stage as a way to see how a dancer carries herself to gauge if she'd be a candidate for dances (the way she dances on stages *sometimes* may make-or-break whether I get dances from her - e.g. I may be leaning towards not getting dances from a particular-dancer by just looking at her out on the floor, but her stage-performance can make me change my mind, and vise-versa; I may have had an interest from looking at her on the floor but her stage-performance may make me choose o/w) - not saying that I get dances solely based on the stage-performance, but that the stage performance can play a role and it's part of the reason I keep an eye on the stage - in fact, in some some of the black-dives I hit which are very small w/ most of the seating around the bar with the stage inside the bar, I may purposely not look at the stage much when the dancer on it is not of interest to me as to not give her an impression that I'm interested in getting dances from her from my continuous looking at her on stage, and also in these small-black-dives dances are on the floor and dancers are continuously walking around/past-you and I often keep my PL-eye on the floor looking for the particular dancers that are my type that I wanna get dances with.

Thus when I first read the OP, I couldn't recall any particular stage-sets that were locked my memory, but after reading some of the comments, my PL-mind got jogged and there are some examples I can cite which I'll do in a subsequent comment.
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Electronman
5 years ago
Most memorable for me was at Hong Kong, Tijuana. Two sexy Latina women, stripped naked on a shaving cream covered stage. They spent some time licking each other's pussy and then playing with dildos Then they slid around the stage offering dollar dances to the men at the tip rail. The dollar dances included dildos and fingers in pussy. Eventually, they drug a drunk customer on the stage, belted him to the stripper pole and removed his clothes. One gave him a brief BJ and the other got a condom and rode him cowgirl style on stage.
My other visits to HK have featured good stage shows but this was over the top.
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sugarray
5 years ago
1994 Pure Platinum Pompano Beach, FL - Buddy and I just finished at Hooters on Glades Road in Boca Raton. The night was still young and we were bored and horny. I remember reading up that there were a lot of clubs along Federal Hwy in Pompano so thats where we just started driving.

We just decided to pull in to the first strip club we saw and it was Pure Platinum and I glanced at the marquis and it said the feature was Blondage. I was like "who the eff is Blondage" but then i continued reading "featuring Janine Lindemuller and Julia Ann" I instantly recognized Janine Lindemuller because she was a well known Penthouse Pet at the time. Ironically I much preferred Julia Ann. She had a much more natural body and more athletic too. Ironic since I recognized Janine's name. But yeah, it was a nice stage show.

Second story: Went to a club in Pinellas Park, FL and the feature dancer was Bibi Jones the porn star. I actually got a couple of lap dances from her. She was charging $100 a lap and the club talent was horrible so I figured I was going use my allotted cash on her instead. Omg it felt good to have her body up against mine. Holy shit.
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mike710
5 years ago
Mine would have to be with a crazy girl at Adelitas in TJ. She came out on stage with a ton of energy and got the crowd really worked up. She got up on a ring on a chain and spun like a top several times on the ring. I got dizzy watching her pinball on stage and spin on the ring.

I was sitting at a table next to the stage and I guess she noticed me with a big dumb grin watching her. She came to the table and asked me to take her upstairs. I went up with her and she continued to be very aggressive.

I'm normally a quiet guy and don't get into rough sex too much. She started biting and hitting me while we were up in the room until I finally decided I had enough. I didn't do anything but restrain her with my strength and start to go at her very hard since that seemed like what she wanted. I only restrained her because she was hurting me with her antics.

She ended up submissive and asking me not to hurt her once she figured out I wasn't going to take pain from her. Didn't do anything physical but prevent her from hurting me and she got kind of scared once I started going at her hard figuring that is how she wanted to play. Strangest encounter I ever had in TJ for sure.
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Papi_Chulo
5 years ago
"... Eventually, they drug a drunk customer on the stage, belted him to the stripper pole and removed his clothes. One gave him a brief BJ and the other got a condom and rode him cowgirl style on stage ..."

Holy shit - now *that's* a stage show, LOL
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misterorange
5 years ago
^^
Agreed, Papi. It doesn't get much better than that.
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Papi_Chulo
5 years ago
As I posted previously, I'm not big into the stage-thing, it's either something to keep me entertained in b/w dances, or to check out the dancer's stage "presence" per se to see if she'd be a dancer I'd enjoy getting dances with - w.r.t. stage-shows I'd say on avg I'm more impressed by a sensual (if not sexual) stage-performance than one that does impressive floor/pole work - e.g. a dancer moving about sensually/sexually making eye-contact and doing suggestive things (blowing me a kiss, moving her tongue in a sexy suggestive way, etc) will usually do a lot more for me w.r.t. a stage-set than a dancer doing super-athletic floor routines or hanging upside-down from a 40ft-pole.

When I enjoy a stage-set more it's when I can interact with the dancer - some examples:

+ when I lived/SCed in Dallas - the old pre-2006 Baby Dolls location had a small Deja Vu club attached to it with its own separate-entrance - with time I grew to prefer this small little-DeJa Vu club over Baby Dolls b/c it was mostly minority-dancers (about 70/30Latina/Black) that often tried harder to please (less GPS than next door at Baby Dolls) - anyway this little-club had seating similar to a big college classroom where it had several long continuous tables for seating (being a small club this seemed like a good way to be able to seat more people) - anyway the stage-set at this little-club consisted of the dancers starting at one end of the room and walking the tables from one side of the club to the other passing each custy - it was cool b/c you got a chance to see each dancer up close - when the dancer was on the table she would stop if the custy showed interest and she would stand in front of him giving a great-view (it was a nude-club) and the more you tipped the more attention you got including at times the dancer getting off the table and grinding on you (and if the custy was not interested in tipping she would just keep on walking/traversing the table from custy to custy) - this stage-set has been the one I've enjoyed the most in my PL-career b/c of its interactivity - unfortunately this little Deja Vu club disappeared mid-2006 when Baby Dolls moved to their new location (I hated seeing that little club go away - it was very-good bang for the buck - and incidentally it was in that little-club when I first noticed a PL wearing sweats to a strip-club which although at first I found odd, if not wrong, it did put perv-wear on my radar and although I did not immediately become a sweatpants devotee, I did eventually take the plunge some time later after having seen that one PL that one night at that little Deja Vu which was probably about 1/4 the size of the old Baby Dolls and that Baby Dolls was decent-sized but not necessarily huge)

+ another stage setup I enjoy is Tootsies Miami - the main-stage is high and the dancer is far away so one can't interact w/ her (it's a very large club thus having such a stage setup allows most of the club to see the dancer on stage) - but what I like about the Tootsies stage setup is that after the dancer finishes on-stage, she's required to walk a 3ft or so area in b/w the stage and the rail and it's at floor-level - the dancer is standing up and just inches away from you rail-side where mutual contact can happen, and she's full-nude - the rail is a semi-circle and the dancer is required to walk/dance the entire rail-area from custy-to-custy counterclockwise from the 3-oclock position to the 9oclok position for a certain # of songs - on a busy-night there can be a half-dozen dancers making their way from one end of the rail to the other over the course of several-songs; so it's like a continuous coochie-buffet (if only there was a black-Tootsies with that setup; oh man) - unfortunately Tootsies although still pretty-good it's def a step or 2 from its peak maybe 3+ years ago
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the mighty quinn
5 years ago
I remember sitting in a club and checking out the stage dances. Most times it seems to me that the girls dance without any regard to the tempo. They have a routine they do no matter what song is up there.
Then I see this girl up there working it to some old school late 80s jam. Digging her body so I start watching more intently. About 1/3 of the way into her routine she's bent over with her shoulder against the pole. Then she begins banging into it to the beat as if she's getting hammered doggy style. Now she really has my attention. Another dancer comees by offering me a dance. I don't even make eye contact as I send her on her way. I'm glued to the stage.
Maybe the dancer on stage noticed me staring. She gets off stage and comes over to me. In no time we're back in the VIP. The banging into the pole was a good sales technique. She's become a favorite.
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TxVegas
5 years ago
Electonman for the win
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Heellover
5 years ago
I saw Blondage back in the day! What a great show. Only time I saw a feature that was a duo (have seen many features) in person. This was an especially good night for me as it was my first time in a topless club (had been to nude clubs before), I wasn't old enough to be in a topless club AND I got free cover (I was working in a convience store of all places and the owner came in and paid with a bill that had some unique writing on it, I struck up a conversation with the guy and he said to use his name anytime I wanted to check it out....he assumed I was old enough to enter the club of course..I did and actually switched out that bill with one of mine and brought it to the club with me). I was nervous as could be, but just walked in and the bouncers didn't check id, they wanted the cover charge and I said the guys name and showed them the bill (I think it was a five). They were like oh ok sir go on in! They didn't take the bill, but I spent it that night in the club haha! I may still have the cut out of an ad from that show. Sadly, didn't get it signed or do the meet and greet with Blondage (I was too poor for that kind of stuff/those things back then).

I suddenly want a pencil btw, but only from a feature dancer.

I also saw Roxy Leroux. She did some feather thing which I got (kept for many years maybe 15 before lost in one of my many moves) and she also did a thing where she would lick a lollipop, rub it on her pussy (not bare, but the thong as it was a topless club) and then give it as a souvenir. Oh the days before coronavirus (even though this was like 20 or more years ago). I saw a lot of awesome features back in the day! Most I was able to do the meet and greet/get stuff signed whatever. And the features back then we're incredibly hot (and actually pornstars or penthouse models, not "magicians" or unknowns or whatever like what seems most features today are). Heck most features I've seen in the last few years (not counting Richelle Ryan who was beautiful and awesome) were not as pretty as half or more of the regular dancers.
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TommyMoney
5 years ago
I'm 59, and definitely share an affinity for the lost art of the erotic stage dance. If girls fully comprehended how important an erotic stage presentation was to ringing up lappers/CR's (from me and others like me)... well, they'd actually put some effort into it. Majority of dancers, these days, however, try to make money by doing as little as possible. The girls leave so much money "on the table" it's mind-boggling (from me, anyway), but I simply won't spend on a lazy gal that doesn't even make an effort to erotically entertain me on-stage.

No doubt stems from my initiation into strip clubs, where as a 16yr old in the late 70's, I literally rode my 10-speed bike to a full nude club (I was 6'2 as a 16yr old w/facial hair... altho I was scared shitless I was gonna be busted - but nope - the burlesque-style main feature dancer started chatting me up at the bar, holla!); what I saw was gloriously forever burned into my memory.

She had props & dildos and fukked herself onstage (puss AND ass) and was stunningly erotic in doing so; music was raw & sensual and it took everything I had not to blow in my pants while sitting watching her. She danced & moved so sexily for about a 45 minute show and finished by sucking this banana dildo that 'squirted cum' all over her tits. JUST.WOW. -- was I ever spoiled my 1st time at the club.

And, uh... yeah... that remains my most memorable sight on stage (even tho she repeated the performance later that night, as well). I've been in strip clubs all over the fukkin place (military vet & biz traveler), and as the years have gone on, the stage dances have gotten worse & worse -- pathetic these days, really --and the dancers truly can't hold a candle to the eroticism of their sisters of yesteryear. Porn has gotten 1000% better since the 70's.... strip club entertainment has gotten 2000% worse.

As a quick aside: I've seen a zillion Feature Dancers over the years and probably the most erotic FD performer I ever saw onstage was the infamous porn star Savannah (she was outrageously gorgeous IRL, and she even had a mini-meltdown onstage, throwing shit off the stage... ah, but I digress). And... she killed herself ~6 months later. But, hey... don't blame me. My brief interaction w/her was extremely pleasant and I tipped her well for being so gracious. l suspect it was probably Pauly Shore's fault....
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Eve
5 years ago
"She had props & dildos and fukked herself onstage (puss AND ass) and was stunningly erotic in doing so..."

"...And... she killed herself ~6 months later."

Well this story took a complete 180°.
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Papi_Chulo
5 years ago
Talk about a boner-killer - IME dead-chicks are not very-good at GFE but maybe it's just me
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Dain
5 years ago
My most memorable were several. One in Washington, DC, in the 1980s. A pretty, big-breasted girl saw that I was jacking off and offered me her pussy to eat. I did, for the whole song.

Another was in Pittsburgh at a theatre now closed. I was in the front row and the girl on stage was me jacking off and leaned against the side of the stage and masturbated the whole song.

Another was in Germany. I was next to the low stage, and a girl and guy did a fuck show. While he was banging her, her head was near my dick. I masturbated the whole two songs while she watched.

Another was in the old Market Street Theater in San Francisco. I had eaten out a girl backstage and asked her to bring her dildo on stage for her next dance. She did, and I dildoed her for a song.

In Los Angeles, in a theatre now closed, the dancer reached down and jacked me off during her dance.

I LUV to watch girls masturbate while I do.
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TommyMoney
5 years ago
Then I probably should've also mentioned the time I saw the not-so-well-known porner Frankie Layne (she kicked around in porn for a few years in 90's) @ the notorious SHOW WORLD in Manhattan. She gave a really wild all-nude show and right in the middle of it, she noticed this short, older guy with his ~4in hard pecker out for all to see. Frankie promptly jumps off stage and goes over and starts stroking it like it was a minature Space Shuttle in need of her personal O-ring help in order to get it to launch (I wish I could erase the goofy grin from the guy in my memory, but the fukker was straight across the stage and impossible not to see from where I was sitting). Anyway... Frankie really worked it, but alas, the poor guy's lil pecker was more Challenger than Enterprise. DOA, R.I.P. --- Frankie jumped back onstage and continued her show (about 3 minutes after going back up onstage, she jumps off, comes up to me and starts stroking me thru my pants... but naw naw naw... The Eagle WAS NOT LANDING out in the middle of SHOW WORLD'S 3rd floor stage, and I kept it in my pants like a true gentleman, tyvm).

Eve: As Kurt would say, "So it goes."
Papi : It's you.
https://youtu.be/JwFE9tkq4KM
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Jascoi
5 years ago
i love a good full nude strip from street clothes. a rare treat. especially with intense eye contact.
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Nidan111
5 years ago
2 come to my mind. Both in Brooklyn, Illinois (nasty fucking city).

First, some Porn Star BDSM chick up on stage drug my ass up there with her. Pulled my shirt off, then my belt. She proceeded to hit me with my own belt i laughed at her. She hit me harder. I sat up on my knees arms outstretched and told her she could never hurt me. After a good five minutes of her whipping me on stage, she threw my belt at me and called me a “FREAK!” I
Got off the stage, got me some vodka, added my wine to it and continued to watch the other dancers.

Second was a shower show at ROXYS. One chick did a handstand and spread her legs while another chick shoved a 18 inch x 2.5 inch purple double dong dildo down one of her orifices. It penetrated pretty deep so I’m certain it had to be a Greek style double dong dildo fuck
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yahtzee74
5 years ago
The one where the girl plucked out a pubic hair and dropped it in the glass of a guy who was sitting at the stage passed out. A few minutes later he woke up, guzzled it down and then went back to sleep.

Actually I don't like it when they dance. I like it when they pose and show off for me with eye contact. I only like to watch the one I'm going to get dances with and really like to see them on stage before I get dances. They should be completely nude for the last dance of their set.
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yahtzee74
5 years ago
Also like it when they talk to me while on stage.
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Longball300
5 years ago
I was at a strip club back in the 90's watching a headliner show of some porn star at the time aka, like Nikki Dial or Raquel Darrian (all I remember is a stacked body and dark hair) and she is up on stage doing her shtick.... candle wax..... dildos..... oils.... suddenly stops, stands up and scans around the room points to me and says "Hey you! Stand UP!" Now I am sitting oh say, about 10-15 feet from the stage mind you, and this chick probably weighs in at about 120-130? So.... I stand up saying to me my ownself "WTF is she going to do?" She says, "Come a little closer", so I move up about 2 feet and she says, "STOP! Right there is good".... looks me in the eye and says, "Catch Me"... proceeds to turn around, walk to the other side of the stage and with a running start jumps the 10 foot distance between the 2~3 foot high stage and me, flying the through the air, spread eagle, like some type of butt naked pornographic version of Wonder Woman.

I was so shocked my first instinct was to run away like I stole something but, my inner respect for the sanctity of human life took over and....... with a herculean effort I caught her in mid-air with her legs wrapped around my waist and her arms around my neck. The crowd erupted into a frenzied cheer as my lower back erupted into spasms of pain..... shit, that hurt. Add to that I now had the added benefit of candle wax and baby oil smeared all over my clothing, the payback being about six dudes I did not know offered to buy me a beer. The manager came over and thanked me for making a fine catch and comped my entire table a round so, in hindsight it was worth it.

I talked to her afterward and asked her how did you manage to pick me? She says "Well, you seemed like you were paying attention, were sober and big enough to catch me"..... and then gave me a free lap dance... true story.
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gobstopper007
5 years ago
A. Proof that everything you can catch in a strip club is not bad.

B. Longball300 is my hero.
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Longball300
5 years ago
Walked out of there just shaking my head and my fellow FoMoCo workers did not let me live that down for about a year.
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gSteph
5 years ago
Great story. Made me laugh (and back twinge).
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IHearVoices
5 years ago
Tip Drill and Skrawberry at this bikini bar in Tallahassee: I've never seen so much money on a floor in my life. You couldn't tell what color the actual surface was. It literally took them 6-7 minutes to get the cash up after their set.

Never knew there was that much money in Tallahassee....

....oh, wait a minute: how did I forget this, especially when I wrote about it in my review of the club. I went to XTC Dallas four years ago and they had a monkey dancing on stage. Yes, a real-life actual monkey. The monkey even did a couple tricks and people were tipping. My friend and I sat there in disbelief watching this spectacle unfold before our eyes.
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TommyMoney
5 years ago
@IHearVoices -- ok, I'll ask cuz I know everyone is just dying to know THIS about that monkey: Nice Ass?
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IHearVoices
5 years ago
Not that I remember...but I was so stuck on the mere fact that a monkey was on the pole and doing tricks that I didn't take the time to notice its attributes.
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