Your Dick Grows In Size Every Time You Tell A Lie.
Eve
Where there's a hole, there's a way. [HIATUS]
On average, how big does it get every time you go to a club?
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examples:
Dancer: What's your name? | You: I'm Bob (when your name is actually Steve).
Dancer: Would you like a dance? | You: Maybe later (with no intention of getting a dance from her).
Dancer: What kind of girls do you like? | You: I like all types of girls (except this dancer.).
Dancer: What kind of work do you do? | You: Sales. (you're a manager at Publix.)
Dancer: *just being a dancer you have no interest in* | You: Excuse me, I'm gonna use the bathroom (but you just leave.)
Dancer: (wrt extras) You don't do this with other girls, do you? | You: Nope, just you. (literally almost LDK'd from the last girl before her.)
Dancer: You should take my number so we can play after I get off. | You: Sure. I'll shoot you a text (... but you came already.)
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examples:
Dancer: What's your name? | You: I'm Bob (when your name is actually Steve).
Dancer: Would you like a dance? | You: Maybe later (with no intention of getting a dance from her).
Dancer: What kind of girls do you like? | You: I like all types of girls (except this dancer.).
Dancer: What kind of work do you do? | You: Sales. (you're a manager at Publix.)
Dancer: *just being a dancer you have no interest in* | You: Excuse me, I'm gonna use the bathroom (but you just leave.)
Dancer: (wrt extras) You don't do this with other girls, do you? | You: Nope, just you. (literally almost LDK'd from the last girl before her.)
Dancer: You should take my number so we can play after I get off. | You: Sure. I'll shoot you a text (... but you came already.)
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36 comments
Forgive me, Founder.
So true. In general I try not to lie in clubs. But sometimes I fail.
1) I be there in a minute
2) The check is in the mail
3) I promise honey I won’t cum in your mouth
“I don’t want a dance with you”
“You are not my type”
Or a little white lie, “ I am just going to sit here and enjoy my drink for a while”
So my dick stays small I guess.
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I’m too afraid to find out if it does or not so I’m always truthful. lol
Honestly (lol at that) the only lie that I used to tell was a fake name but I stopped that a few years ago. I am however, considering adopting a fake name again for a number of reasons. Beyond that my lies are either lies of omission or else just outlandish replies to questions that IMO should not be asked or that I simply don’t want to answer. Such as:
Her: Where do you live?
Me: Under a bridge.
Her: What do you do for a living?
Me: Collect aluminum cans.
I’m not going to clubs to go’a courtin’ or to impress some high school drop-out with tales of being an international spy/brain surgeon/rapper/pornstar/congressman . Just entertain me and I’m good.
@twentyfive I'll be so conflicted. Being lied to, yet ... that impending cock.
@Muddy, I'm really sad that no one I personally know has those boxers.
PL: what is your name? Stripper: Diamond (but your real name is Gertrude).
PL: how long have you been dancing? Stripper: I just started this week (but you have been stripping for five years)
PL: what is available in the VIP room? Stripper: My manager does not want is to discuss this in the front room (but how does he know what you discuss?)
PL: what extras are available? Stripper: it will best the dance ever (it will be an expensive air dance)
PL: Is FS on the menu? Stripper: I only dance in the VIP room (as she throws away condom rappers and empty lube bottle from her pues).
So the dancer was honest when she said she doesn’t do this with other customers?
So many dancers are having their period when I ask them for sex!
I knew it! Those dances were $25 a piece - but she gave me a bargain - 3 for $100!
Don't even joke about that. Not every girl will tell you before it's sexy time.