On average, how big does it get every time you go to a club?
examples:
Dancer: What's your name? | You: I'm Bob (when your name is actually Steve).
Dancer: Would you like a dance? | You: Maybe later (with no intention of getting a dance from her).
Dancer: What kind of girls do you like? | You: I like all types of girls (except this dancer.).
Dancer: What kind of work do you do? | You: Sales. (you're a manager at Publix.)
Dancer: just being a dancer you have no interest in | You: Excuse me, I'm gonna use the bathroom (but you just leave.)
Dancer: (wrt extras) You don't do this with other girls, do you? | You: Nope, just you. (literally almost LDK'd from the last girl before her.)
Dancer: You should take my number so we can play after I get off. | You: Sure. I'll shoot you a text (... but you came already.)
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My dick would be an innie. At both of my regular clubs everyone knows I am married; knows I am a lawyer; knows I ski; and knows I smoke weed all the time. If you lie, it means you care.
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“If you lie, it means you care.”
So true. In general I try not to lie in clubs. But sometimes I fail.
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If I would have known this I would have tried less-hard at being honest
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The three oldest lies in the world ate
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Well, that explains a lot...
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@Eve, When a dancer asks if you want a dance and you don’t with her what’s the thing to say?
“I don’t want a dance with you”
“You are not my type”
Or a little white lie, “ I am just going to sit here and enjoy my drink for a while”
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That would depend on your desired dick growth.
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I'm with ski on this one - no reason to lie while in the club. It's not hard to be honest without being rude.
So my dick stays small I guess.
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My duck os HUGE!!!
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I wish my dick grew every time I lied. My ATF probably wishes my dick grew when I lied too.
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@Eve talk to me for a while we'll see what happens 😁😁😁😁😁
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Maybe I break these out now
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“Your Dick Grows In Size Every Time You Tell A Lie.”
I’m too afraid to find out if it does or not so I’m always truthful. lol
Honestly (lol at that) the only lie that I used to tell was a fake name but I stopped that a few years ago. I am however, considering adopting a fake name again for a number of reasons. Beyond that my lies are either lies of omission or else just outlandish replies to questions that IMO should not be asked or that I simply don’t want to answer. Such as:
Her: Where do you live?
Me: Under a bridge.
Her: What do you do for a living?
Me: Collect aluminum cans.
I’m not going to clubs to go’a courtin’ or to impress some high school drop-out with tales of being an international spy/brain surgeon/rapper/pornstar/congressman . Just entertain me and I’m good.
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Then I want tell lots of them. Considering all the lies strippers tell my lying to them prolly par for the course.
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Thus @Player And @BabyDoc's dick grew 3 sizes that day.
@twentyfive I'll be so conflicted. Being lied to, yet ... that impending cock.
@Muddy, I'm really sad that no one I personally know has those boxers.
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I like that collect aluminum cans for a career line. Geez my atf is gone (from dancing) now. I mean now I gotta do all this getting to know you stuff again. With her it was just I am here to see you (true) (and other dancers that I really didn't want dances from at least that moment it was just oh I just visit here to see .... I had a good thing going for about 4 years!) Never mind I think I'll figure it out. I'll be fine. Could you imagine going to counseling for depression and telling them what really caused it? Well you see Dr. Whatever the hell your name is, I had a good thing going in my relationship and then one day it all changed. Dr speaking -please elaborate. I was really happy, things were going so well.....and then one day she.....decided to quit dancing! By the way I am good. Not to this point. Just thought it was funny.
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What Skibum says, unless one asks for my bank password or social security number.
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Sometimes I find my truths are too ridiculous to believe.
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Mine wouldn't be very long either. I'm at a club to have a good time. I'd rather not waste time or energy trying to keep lies straight, so I'm fine with my real name, fine answering what I do for a living (lawyer). And if a dancer asks me if I want a dance, "maybe later" is often an honest answer, especially if I'm being approached soon after I get in and sit down as I do like to relax and get the lay of the land before getting any dances.
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A stripper's ass and tits shrink in size everytime they lie (though some TUSCL like small tits and ass).:
PL: what is your name? Stripper: Diamond (but your real name is Gertrude).
PL: how long have you been dancing? Stripper: I just started this week (but you have been stripping for five years)
PL: what is available in the VIP room? Stripper: My manager does not want is to discuss this in the front room (but how does he know what you discuss?)
PL: what extras are available? Stripper: it will best the dance ever (it will be an expensive air dance)
PL: Is FS on the menu? Stripper: I only dance in the VIP room (as she throws away condom rappers and empty lube bottle from her pues).
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I did not put down several grand for my tits just for my tits to slap me in the face and shrink a cup size or two.
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So if I keep saying I have a 12” johnson eventually it won’t be a lie??
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Heck yeah my dick is always growing 🥳
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Tell me sweet little lies, Spice ~
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I’d lie with you Eve. Ya know, just to see how big it gets.
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( The possibilities ...)
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I need to tell about 4 more lies to reach my goal.
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And then once a month to maintain.
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Oh shit! Just filed my tax return. Anybody know where I can find pants with three legs.
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I’ve had it wrong since I started clubbing! I thought everyone lied in strip clubs!
So the dancer was honest when she said she doesn’t do this with other customers?
So many dancers are having their period when I ask them for sex!
I knew it! Those dances were $25 a piece - but she gave me a bargain - 3 for $100!
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"So many dancers are having their period when I ask them for sex!"
Don't even joke about that. Not every girl will tell you before it's sexy time.
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"I have the vaccine for corona, but it inly works when administered vaginally."
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My dick is HUGE!!!
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@ Eve... what happens when my dick keeps growing every time I lie about how big it is? Will it keep growing even when it is huge and I am telling the truth?
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If it ever stops growing, then you'll have to opt for saying your dick is small instead.
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