Re-Opening Day

Ok so enough of the political bs I comment on. I'm long overdue for a review. This part 1 of a 2 part series of venturing out on day 1 of the reopening in Detroit. As some of you may know mama Gretchen (the governor of MI) as I call her because she talks to the population of like children, inacted some of the strictest measures in the country due to that rona. With today's series of unfortunate events I found myself with time to kill this evening and hopeful for a smile to be put on my face. Looking at stripper IG I saw that this was opening day and decided to venture out.

First up, slumming it at Bogarts! At this point those in the know are probably asking themselves "what in the world made you go there DFS?" Well to be fully transparent with you all and as a secret among friends; I had a sleazy white girl itch that this place often comes thru with scratching. I make the haul out there as its completely out of my way with a sense of excitement for the possiibilites. I mean its been 3 months of these chicks not working and lord knows the selection here isn't going to make a killing on onlyfans so prime for desperation right? Wrong.

Get to the parking lot and its eh. So the excitement immediately turns into I'll have 1 beer see what's up and bounce mode. And that's exactly what happened folks. Go in pay the entrance fee and a $2 fee for a mask that no one in the place was wearing except the staff. Get my drink ticket and head for a seat at the satellite stage away from everyone facing all the action. Stats: 1 dancer at a time on stage for 4 songs. No cattle call. 3 dancers present: 2 white 1 black all eh. White girl 1 would've been servicable had she not been bombed outta her mind stumbling everywhere. Idk what she took but she was clearly high as fuck and with the boots up to her knees my guess its that kind you inject. No thanks. White girl 2 was actually not bad for Bogarts standards but still nope and the black girl was not what I was there for so this ended being a very brief stay.