OT: Things that make you go hmm

Like why do you park the car in the drive way and drive the car on the parkway Hmmm

Why do you take a shit?

Does cleaning a vacuum cleaner make you a vacuum cleaner?

No, it would make you a vacuum cleaner cleaner.

But sucking the chrome off of a trailer hitch would.

Why do we ask why?

Why do we say "Blowjob?" It always seems like there's plenty of sucking going on, but not really any blowing.

If two mind readers are reading each others mind, whose mind are they reading?

This is making my mind hurt

Eve, your zen is killing me. And, you have a pretty pussy.

If a tree falls in the woods and hits a mime, does anybody care?*

* The Far Side

What would a room made of mirrors look like if there was nothing inside that room to create a reflection?

Why is the objective of golf to play the least amount of golf?

If you had fun while you were wasting time, can you still say that you wasted time?

If everyone says that life is unfair, doesn’t that mean that life is fair?

If the early bird gets the worm, why do good things come to those who wait?