OT: Things that make you go hmm

11 comments

• twentyfive

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  4 years ago

  Like why do you park the car in the drive way and drive the car on the parkway Hmmm
• shadowcat

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  4 years ago

  Why do you take a shit?
• Eve

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  4 years ago

  Does cleaning a vacuum cleaner make you a vacuum cleaner?
• NeverEnuf

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  4 years ago

  No, it would make you a vacuum cleaner cleaner.
  
  But sucking the chrome off of a trailer hitch would.
• Mate27

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  4 years ago

  Why do we ask why?
• misterorange

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  4 years ago

  Why do we say "Blowjob?" It always seems like there's plenty of sucking going on, but not really any blowing.
• Eve

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  4 years ago

  If two mind readers are reading each others mind, whose mind are they reading?
• Muddy

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  4 years ago

  This is making my mind hurt
• loper

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  4 years ago

  Eve, your zen is killing me. And, you have a pretty pussy.
• crosscheck

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  4 years ago

  If a tree falls in the woods and hits a mime, does anybody care?*
  
  * The Far Side
• whodey

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  4 years ago

  What would a room made of mirrors look like if there was nothing inside that room to create a reflection?
  
  Why is the objective of golf to play the least amount of golf?
  
  If you had fun while you were wasting time, can you still say that you wasted time?
  
  If everyone says that life is unfair, doesn’t that mean that life is fair?
  
  If the early bird gets the worm, why do good things come to those who wait?