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XS Gentlemen's Club

Wilmington, California

After hours club, don’t come too early.

So I swung by this place around 9:00pm on a Wednesday night. This place is tucked away In a industrial zone in Wilmington. It’s a pretty nice club. I walked in the door man…

Strippers Gentlemen's Club

Byron, Georgia

Chill place

Not to far from the truck stop so went to check it out once again after some years. Showed up right after midnight, and had a $10 cover charge. Forgot they don't serve alcohol…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Quick stop

Had a short window of time to spare and decided to stop in. Beer I think was $3, bar/table dance $5. The day shift has been really stale, and in my opinion not so good…

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

2 for 1 in West Philly

So this is a combined review of La Pearl and OuterSpace. These are 2 different floors of the same semi shabby building at 54th and Pearl in West Philadelphia, 1 block from Haverford Ave. It’s…

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Let’s help skifredo!

A fellow TUSCL poster - skifredo - has developed a hard on for the coronavirus. Let’s leave aside arguments about the relative danger of coronavirus vs flu and all of the other things the TUSCL experts have been debating and…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Friday Afternoon at Hi Liter

I made prior arrangements to visit Katana, Rexi and Saki at 2:30 on Friday Afternoon. The 3 lovely Asian ladies and I sat at one of the small tables. There is only room…

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It finally happened.

There have been several discussions on here in the past concerning what people would think seeing you with a much younger woman out in public. Father/daughter, secretary, etc? So today my favorite and I are having lunch at our favorite restaurant.…

Tijuana

Hotel Cascadas, Penthouse Suites and 9th Floor Suites

Has anybody stayed in any of the penthouse suites/villa, or the 9th floor suites? Are they worth the extra $200-600 per night to stay in one of those suites vs the master suite for $110/night? Particularly, the 9th floor single…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

My All-Time Greatest VIP Experience!!!!

Ok, ok....I know. How can a hole in the wall like The Office get such a high review? Maybe it’s because I’m from Chitown where extras are all but completely dead and it’s all about…

Tex-Mex Lounge

Edinburg, Texas

A disappointing night with a meh experience

I arrived at 11:00 and paid my $7 for parking. Outside of the club was nice and well lit. The parking lot is private and fenced off from the road. The interior of the club…

The Geisha House

Madison, Wisconsin

Great ending to an otherwise boring conference day.

Was in Madison for a very boring legalese conference for work and stopped in about 9:30 PM and was buzzed in. Kind of a weird parking lot but worked. After a minute was given a…

Rumors

Forest Park, Georgia

Daytime "perv" potential

Rumors is one of the handful of clubs in Atl I had never been to. I was hanging out with a friend of mine (female friend) that suggested we go there as it was early,…

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What to do if she rejected your money's ?

Fuckem

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How to manage your anxieties by Bill Clinton:

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Thanks for getting rid of the dick pictures.

I find the dick pictures annoying and ruin Founder’s great new photo feature. Thanks to Founder or whomever that is cleaning that up.

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Hell of a first visit

This was my first ever visit to Pandora's, and y'all weren't kidding with this place were you? I didn't even get the full day shift experience since I was there from 10pm-12am, and it was…

New York New York Cabaret

Franklin, Ohio

Close to A # one NYNY

I arrived at 4:30 pm. The parking lot is huge and well lighted in a good neighborhood. Entrance is through a hall way with restrooms on the left. No cover at the time I entered,…

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Stripper Retirement plan

State Lotto

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What would you do? PL refuses to move from your seat

My fav club can get busy. Whenever I leave my seat for any reason I leave enough clutter on the table in such a way that it is obvious the seat is taken with expected return. Recently I took…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

Cold Sunday night

Arrived shortly after 10pm on a Sunday night in February. I took an Uber there so I can't comment on the parking, though the lot out front appeared fairly empty. Walked in and…

Scores Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

No Scoring at Scores

Rolled into Scores around 10pm on a Friday night, with 3 friends. We usually go to SR in WPB, but wanted to switch things up. There were 2 police cars in the parking…

The G Spot

Eastampton, New Jersey

Save your money

This place is a little hole in the wall in Columbus NJ. The parking lot is all gravel with numerous pot holes. It is one of the last remaining places in Jersey that…

Dancers Royale

Orlando, Florida

Nice stop in Orlando

Was in Orlando on business. Stopped at this club after dinner at Lindas La Cantina. I had heard that Orlando clubs were pretty worthless so i wasnt expecting much, so maybe that influenced…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

hk vip card update

no more 80% off of hotel rates on monday and tuesday. now 70% off on those two days. still 20% off the rest of the week.

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Giant sports bar with strippers

Tootsies is huge, starting with the parking lot. I arrived early (about 9pm) and there was lots of space. A security guy drove around the lot in a golf cart. There was no charge for…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

Small, run-down, smokey, and deafening, with mediocre dancers, but inexpensive

I was going basically past The Body on my way back to my hotel after being at Dean's Gold, so I swung in a bit after midnight. Parking was a challenge in a small lot…

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CORONAVIRUS WON'T SHUT US DOWN

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club has a coronavirus PSA. https://www.tmz.com/2020/03/06/larry-flynt-hustler-club-coronavirus-psa-wash-hands-strippers-las-vegas/

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Reliable fun

Back in Atlanta I only had time to visit one of the clubs, so of course I went back to Follies. I arrived Monday afternoon around 1:30pm. The valet was in service, but I arrived…

Diamonds Exclusive Men's Club

Mobile, Alabama

Pleasantly surprised

It’s been a LONG time since I visited a club in Mobile. Sammy’s is long gone, and I wasn’t sure if Diamonds would still be around. I dropped by around 6:00 or 6:30, and the…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

As Expected

Stopped in for an afternoon visit. The last few times I’ve been here has been in the evenings. Free parking as always right off Lundy. It was fairly dark when I…

Cabaret Le Folichon

L’Ancienne-Lorette, Quebec

sinclair's Review

I went to Cabaret Le Folichon on a Tuesday night about midnight. Parking is behind the building, and the entrance is on the right side of the structure. There was no cover charge, but you…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

Pleasant club, and decent dances, but really fake dancer bodies

Dean's Gold is relatively easy to get to by car, sitting on a major intersection. It has a large parking lot that's lit. The first night I was there (Wednesday around 8:00) there was no…

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Boned In

So what happened to Boned In?

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Two good visits

This review covers my two most recent visits. As you can tell by previous reviews, I visit the club often. The club continues to be strong- ladies of all types, from the young and…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Where is the new talent?

I first stopped at Lusty’s down the street. I walked in pretending to look for someone I was meeting. I didn’t see anything I liked there so I told the bartender that my…

Cabaret Le Carol

L’Ancienne-Lorette, Quebec

sinclair's Review

I visited Cabaret Le Carol at 20:40 on a Monday night. The strip club shares a parking lot with Motel de L'Aeroport. I paid a $3 cover charge to the lady working the door. The…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

6 for $100

Fantasia is about 15-20 minutes south of Huntsville on Memorial Parkway. It’s well outside the city, but Memorial Parkway is a heavily traveled main highway and it’s not a bad looking area. It’s in…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

Just A Regular Tuesday Evening Quick Stop At The Light

I have been to the Light a few times before and it was a good couple months since I last visited so decided to stop by on a Tuesday evening of last week to relax…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Hot but not for me

This is a pretty large bar located in a safe with plenty of parking readily available. The bar is a large square with lap dance booths scattered around the outside of the bar there is…

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Juice! Juice! Juice!

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Pictures Of My CF Dancer

I hope that none of the "Arizona Studs" on this Site steal her from me. https://tuscl.net/photos.php?member_id=677048&offset=0&limit=20

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Thursday evening at Tootsies

visited Tootsies on Thursday February 27, 2020 from about 8:30 to 10 pm. It’s easy to find and has a very large free parking lot. The club is about the largest there…

Sunrise Sports Gentlemen's Club

Paterson, New Jersey

Nice afternoon

After going to another club up the street which was a lot tamer than normal. The girls had their nipples covered. I asked what was up with that, she said the club has some changes.…

Club Risque Northeast

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Marissa/Persia

Anyone seen her?

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies virgin

It was my inaugural trip to Follies. I had been in communication with shadowcat and it worked out for him to meet me there. Got there at 11:15 and no valet or cover.…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

A Lot of Money Wasted

Finally made a visit after the wall came down. The owner has put a lot of money in the place, but I doubt he will generate much of a return. The screens over the bar…

Centerfold Lounge Detroit

Detroit, Michigan

Good time with right expectations

I’ve been going to the Centerfold for nearly 20 years, but much less frequently as better options for entertainment are available in Dearborn and Inkster. But the Fold is close to home and work, so…

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Strippers in the Time of Coronavirus

A couple Fridays ago, I visited a blonde fav at the club. We sat talking and drinking and making out for an hour. Then we went upstairs where we kissed and engaged in even more intimate activities. The…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

My go to spot in Cocoa Beach

So every time I come in here, I never know what I'm going to get. Sometimes there's little talent and then there's time's where I can believe how much talent is there. I…

Ultra Gentlemen's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Ultra spanish booty

This review will be based on 2 different fridays of going there two weeks apart. The first visit on a friday was badass sexy sexy spanish girls with phat booties. Got extras with this girl…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

(Probably) My Last Review of Centerfolds!

I have probably contributed more reviews of Centerfolds than I have contributed for any other strip club. I wouldn’t be surprised if I have contributed more reviews of Centerfolds than any other single monger…

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Both Bottoms Up and Vics failed the Drive-by check on the same day! bummer...

My rule of thumb with most EWR/Irvington clubs, and a few Paterson ones, is to loop by at least once, check out what's happening on the street, club doorway, any tinted-window Suburbans around the corner :) etc. If my…

Gold Diggers Cabaret

Houston, Texas

WEDNESDAYS - Not the best day to visit Gold Diggers

Gold Diggers had been a regular place to visit for the last 4 years - shapely , friendly and "hands on" black women was the signature offering of this place ... Unfortunately not so yesterday…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Early afternoon at Cheetah's

Was in Phoenix visiting a friend and had some time to kill, so I stopped by right at opening time. Decent sized parking lot in the back. I got there early, a beer vendor was…

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Worst kinds of strippers

Its not the wanna dance bitches Its not the buy me a drink hoe It's not the im sick slut It's not the i don't fuck Lady It's not even the ROB But its the little cumdumsters that sell blow jobs for $20 and…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

I guess sometimes the second time is "the charm"...

Taking a break from has been my default Phoenix club, Bourbon Street, I decided to give this club another try. This was my second visit to the club, giving it a second chance as…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Evening at Subi's

Subi's is a little far from where I live and so I don't come here often. But I had business in the area and decided to stop by. The valet parking was…

Cabaret Lady Mary Ann

Quebec City, Quebec

sinclair's Review

I made several visits to Cabaret Lady Mary Ann over the last couple weeks. There is a bar on the right wall and a stage on the left wall. The stage has two twenty foot…

Luckys Cabaret

Vernon, Connecticut

Wanted some chocolate

First time I went to this club. I tend to like the clubs that are a step or two below the nicer ones, so a place like this is kinda right up my alley. Went…

Marcet Cafe Gentlemen's Club

Paterson, New Jersey

Corona-Virus With a Twist of Lime

I've been to this hole in the wall before but it's been a while. It's not bad for a quick fix with some older Brazilian milf/gilf that's probably between a 4-5. However, that definitely was…

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Elderly Florida Man Points Gun & Knife at Escort, Assaults Her

Naples (WTFF) – A 71-year-old man was arrested for threatening and assaulting a woman he met on a sugar daddy website. Joshua Lewin pointed the gun and waved the knife at the woman while demanding his money back after not “proving…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Return to TD’s - not up to the good old days, but still fun

It had been a while since I had been to TD’s North due to several factors, but not a whole lot has changed in the year or so since I was last here. What has…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Back at My Current Fave

I was there early evening and more girls were arriving as I left about 9 PM but I picked 6-10 girls because that's how many were working during my visit. I'll bet it was…

Club Blossom

Waipahu, Hawaii

Liked it more than expected

Since there has not been a review in a long time and it's close by I decided to check it out. If you have a low car dont try to get into the parking lot…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

First Time Visit

I am retired, wealthy and live stress free. I arrived around 10 on Super Tuesday evening. Cover charge was $10, Coors Lite was $6, Lap Dances were $10, VIP Dances were upstairs at $25, Champagne…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

place is not bad, better than most of the other Strip clubs in Vegas

Ok, here is your guide to the Palo in Vegas. This is one of two places I visit when I'm in Vegas, Chicas Bonito's is the other and I'll touch on that in another…

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Looking for an organization to join

I've been reading about an organization in California I'd like to join, but it doesn't seem to be progressing very quickly. Also with the CIA-level security surrounding it, I don't know if I would ever be able to find the…

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, Illinois

A Hit or Miss Place

This club has been here for more than 30 years. It has a laid back atmosphere and feels like a safe place to be. The lighting is slightly on the dark side but…

Club 550

Wahiawa, Hawaii

So many names

So this club is now called Club 550. It seems it was also called the bunny girl club and My Club at some point too. 550 California ave is the address. I decided to find…

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The Nervous Type

So gmd and me were in the club again last night and I met this really cute girl who hit most of my high points. Slim but not too skinny, pretty face, green eyes, strawberry blonde hair, nice tits,…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Went in for the cheap beer but left feeling like T-Pain

Went for a buisness trip to chicago from boston we heard they had cheap beer and entertainment... at first glance the club itself was a little dated and i was a little uncomfortable, but after…

Strokers

Clarkston, Georgia

Day Shift Talent is LACKING!

Had some time after work so I decided to hit up good ole Strokers. One of the clubs close to me so i frequent it often along with Pin Ups which are pretty close to…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Not tonight, I guess

After I went to Henry's and Bogarts...which were both flops, I decided to go to the LS. No more street parking like the good old days...well you can, but they still charge you the…

Politics

Micheal Bloomberg suspends his 2020 Presidential Campaign

Mini Mike got his ass whopped last night & he didn’t have any choice but to drop out this morning.

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Juiciest Butt Sex of my life

My god this stripper was down when inasked her for some stanky ass fucking I paid the $300 and she rolled up in that Lemo and fucked my ass like no tomorrow I had shit juice all over my legs

Tropical Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Definitely going back

Made a trip to TJ for Hong Kong and Chicago Club, but ended up going into this place across from Hong Kong and had a great time. The club has seating to the left…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

The seats by the stage are the best!

I was here on a Tuesday sometime in late January. When I entered the club at 7:50PM, I was the only customer. No kidding! There was Sharlette dancing on the stage and 2 other girls…

Stiletto Atlantic City

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Great experience, just wish the music wasn't so loud.

Went to Atlantic city on Friday for a small bachelors party. After walking outside the Tropicana around 10 pm not knowing what the plan was, a hotel worker asked us if we wanted to go…

TD's Show Club West

Tucson, Arizona

Game over!!

I was driving by the club February 22, and noticed that the billboard said “last dance 2-22-2020”! Wondering if that meant what I thought, I pulled over and walked in for the first time in many…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

BB at Blaze, again

Blaze is one of my favorite spots. It is pretty close to me and has the type of chick i like most, thick dancers, most of whick at Blaze will be AA. You will find…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

VHM & Music Videos

I tried Chicas for the first time. I got there early on a Tuesday evening. They gave me a pat down, but no cover. When you walk in, the bar is on…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Wax Back?!

Had some business to handle on the Westside, so i was like let me go to one of the old spots. A few years back, Wax was like some of the follies reviews imo. By…

Dirty's Topless Bar

Phoenix, Arizona

Back Again

Decided to check out Dirty's again since I was coming off I-17, and traffic was brutal on this day so I figured I might as well see some boobage for my troubles. The layout has…

Glamour Girls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Friday afternoon with good mileage and variety

I was in Houston for work for a few days and decided to make my second trip to Glamour Girls, the first one having been about a year ago. I won't go into detail…

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Best way to look for a stripper with a tiny penis ?

Open to idea's

Sexxy Lady Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Nice, laid-back black club

I was in Miami for a bit and tried out a few of the clubs. The first place I visited was chosen largely out of proximity. The Foxxy Lady Lounge was about 15 minutes and…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Really slow Monday night

Showed up here shortly after 9pm on a Monday evening, paid the $20 cover and walked in. Looked around for a second and realized I was one of only two customers in the entire building.…

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, Georgia

Okay but nothing special

Visited the Emperor's Club in Savannah for the first time since the change over from the old Uncle Harry's owners. One big improvement was a much improved, better lighted parking lot, The club entrance has…

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Professional Civvies

We spend a lot of time on this site comparing notes on our experiences with desploogination service professionals (“DSPs”). We rarely discuss our experiences with”civvies” (i.e. women who will happily desplooginate you for their own personal amusement just because they…

Amber's Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

I miss the old Amber's!

Decided to stop at Amber's not been there for awhile. Parking lot looked some what full a lot of the same cars there all the time makes you think lots of regulars and the usual…

TS Music - Strip Live Theatre

Tokyo, Japan

So so

This Club is located in a very crowded area in shibuka, in Tokio I had the chance To visit This Place, it was the only strip club I was in Tokio, it is located in…

Truth Detroit

Detroit, Michigan

Club Truth Platters and G-Strings

Club Truth is one of the most quality looking venues in Detroit. They have a downstairs and a upstairs. At the time the upstairs vip was closed off. This venue is huge with very high…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

First time to the Oasis

This was my first time at Oasis. When I pulled into the parking lot, the front lot was full and I had to park behind the building. Enter the building pay the $10…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Decent for a Monday night

I was traveling for work and decided to stop in for an hour or so. I wasn’t expecting much as it was only 9pm on a Monday night but it was pretty decent. I walked…

Weird place

I was in NYC a few weeks, and I had received one of their emails with my special VIP invitation. I had been to the old Lido club, which is how I got on…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Have a little faith

Decided to stop by and see if one of my favorites was working. The. Parking lot was decently full.Paid the usual $15 and got a seat and a diet. Watched the rotation , started with…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Late night Thursday visit

Headed here for the first time. Arrived late, parking lot was pretty full. Bouncer scanned the ID and did a pat down upon entry. The place has been described before, but it is a small…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

Place used to be great now it's terrible

I used to go to this place all the time as it was my main hang out and spend around $600 a month there but it was bought out by Head lights in Chesapeake bay…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

Most definitely better than expected!!!

Decided to check the club out after striking out at Synn NH due to sketchy people out front and sketchy parking in the back. Arrived at around 10pm to find complimentary valet parking. Walked in to…

Savannah's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Dances not so good for what you pay

One of the Dancer came up to me at the bar, we talked for a bit, she was friendly, attractive so I got the special 2 for 40 and then was offered 4 for 100....Mistake,…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

No place like home

Its been a while since I have reviewed the Parrot. This is one of my all-time favorites. While I will admit it does have its ups and downs (no pun intended), it usually will…

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David Spade does a funny bit on 2 kinds of guys that go to the strip club lol

https://youtu.be/S86uZ3jD9Xg Enjoy

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The absolute worst type of customer 😡

It’s not the one who wants to be outraged because I’m only talking to him for his money. It’s not the one who thinks he has a right to treat me however he wishes because he spent tiny amounts of money.…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

Slow day

Its been a few months since I have been to Ragtime. I had free time on a tuesday afternoon and decided to go. I got there it was empty. I ordered a…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Short Desire Review!!!

Not elaborating on the layout since it has been hashed out over a 1000 times here. Wednesday evening after 8:00pm at Desire. Parking lot was about 75% full. Walked in and paid my cover. Roughly…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Worst Follies experience

One of my favorite clubs high mileage and great value and I've never had a bad experience till this session. Arrived around 2 pm and paid for 10$ valet. Paid 5 dollars for entry +…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Disappointed 40 min each way out of my way

Ive have visited CF approx 10 times over the last 7 years, This was the first time I left with only buying one beer and no lap dances. Club is located in an industrial area,…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

First time visit

First timer here... I’ll give layout thought it was discussed plenty. Upon entry big rectangle bar. To the immediate left are the community $20 rooms and there are also two closed door $30 rooms. Sat…

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Where is the best club for $5 lapperz

Just curious, where is your favorite place for $5 lapperz?

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Only four dancers but Gracie was super cool!

Arrived to a fairly empty lot. Knowing its Henry's $10 dance day I expected this. The smell of smoke wasnt too bad as the lack of customers helped. The $5 cover was waived…

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What is loyalty worth to you

Recently saw an SB. My type hot Latina GND type. Young though 18. She said she had only slept with two other guys, and I believed her based on how tight she was. You could tell she didn't have a…

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Brooklyn NY 2AMer.

A 26-year-old man was shot dead early Tuesday in front of a Brooklyn strip club that residents have been complaining about for months, police said. The victim appeared to be waiting on line at Amour Cabaret, a self-described “bikini bar” on…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Never Disappoints, But Watch the Hustle Factor

I’ve been to this club a handful of times, and it’s always a fun atmosphere. There are a ton of reviews about this place, but the biggest distinction between my initial expectations and reality is…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Wall to Wall Ladies

Stopped at the club after a very long dry spell. The night start out fairly steady about 8 girls to start but by 8:30 they went to 2 girls on stage. This is…

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Being the "Whale" of the club. What's the experience for you?

Even if you only did it occasionally or even for the one time. How much better or worse was it for you than just average budget spending. I am planning on doing it BUT, while the though of being able…

Black Betty's

Sayerville, New Jersey

Not a bad Friday

Black Betty's is one of my usual stops when I'm in the area and have some time to kill. I never expect much in the way of talent and rarely get a dance since…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Mediocre visit

Went by on a Saturday afternoon where 5 girls were working. Cream, Monse, Nova, Camille, Coco. $15 cover. Club was dead with just 2-3 customers at first but quickly got to about 15. Nova as usual never…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Dayshift sucks everywhere. Hi-Liter is no exception.

Early Monday morning used to be a reliable time to visit Hi-Liter. No crowd, good music (often old school rock, pop and R&B), and generally the best looking girls show up early. Now it looks…

T & A Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Do you like to be slapped?

I had business in Phoenix, so I decided to try T&A, as my first club. I showed up early evening on a Monday. There were about six girls. Two AA, the rest…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Yes, it’s about the girls

Late Monday night review. In short, $20 cover charge. No booze, but diet Red Bull usually works for me. $6 to get into the private dance area every time you take a…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

WTF Happened??!!

Short, not so detailed review. Anyone who wants more details about the place as it has been, read the older reviews. Tonight was a lot different than past visits. So I made a Monday…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

My current favorite in Phoenix

This review is a combo of 2 visits, one on a weekday evening and one on a weekday afternoon. I read about Sugar here and decided to give it a try after HiLiters latest…

Lust

Baltimore, Maryland

Better I guess..

Came to this club on a Friday night. I have been here before, but haven’t been in a while. Parking is still a mess, it’s better to just park in a lot. Those prices went…

Cheetahs Of Windsor

Windsor, Ontario

Different than what I’m used to!

I was in Detroit for the first time, so decided to head over the border to get my first taste of a Canadian club. I arrived at about 11 pm Friday night. I parked outside…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

A relaxing Sunday evening

Found myself in El Paso with some time to kill and money to burn. Headed to the Red Parrot on east side of town. Parking lot was half full. Cover was $10 to a…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Below average friday

Columbus gold has been my regular local club, lately, with occasional trips next door to Vanity. The club still is it's same pretentious self, and still has the distracting early 90's music visuals that…

Sunset Strip

London, England

Sundown at Sunset

Hustle, Hustle, Hustle. I walked in and was met by two gentlemen. Very nice and professional. I paid the 15 pounds entry fee. I was no sooner done paying and two…

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I Was a Dancer, Until Israel Closed the clubs

Israeli dancer protests against the closing of Israel's strip clubs. https://www.haaretz.com/opinion/.premium-i-was-a-dancer-until-israel-s-state-prosecutor-decided-i-m-an-escort-girl-1.8617101

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Started nice but ended on a downside

The club ambiance hasn't changed since my last visit, at least as the visit started. The main difference is the last two visits the bathroom troll wasn't there. Noticed the same thing next…

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New article posted; title should be: “Some” Customers Get Ripped Off At Strip C

Title couldn’t say it all. New article posted; title should be: “Some” Customers Get Ripped Off At Strip Clubs - How Not To Be One. And the format sucks there should be spaces between paragraphs. Still is kind of readable. I will respond gracefully…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

A waste of time.

Was in the stl area and decided to visit the Hustler club. 20 cover charge. When you walk in the bar is straight ahead and the main stage is to your left. Restrooms…

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Now naked do you get?

I just read a review where the guy talked about getting naked for extras in a VIP room that just has a heavy curtain and not a door. (follies) I would never get naked, but I am the other extreme for…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Blame it on dopamine .Went back seeking more of my last experince.

its 8 pm am bored and tipsy with some money to burn.so I put on my strip club uniform(Hipster Hip Hop T-Shirt and thin sweats). Plan A was to go to kittens and check…

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Oregon lawyer refuses to pay for $200 lap dance, leads cops on foot chase...

https://www.oregonlive.com/crime/2020/03/oregon-lawyer-refuses-to-pay-for-200-lap-dance-leads-cops-on-foot-chase-near-strip-club-authorities-say.html?utm_campaign=theoregonian_sf&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&fbclid=IwAR1SAVz9xtWEssc93nwVy-gmaWP4Q2s7r0XrTen9_BhgkXp1kjclX9B0CL0 Good for Sunset Strip for enforcing this with the customer tho. Most clubs the managers/bouncers are going to roll their eyes at you and tell you “tough shit, you should have gotten the money up front” Surprised the cops cared…

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Crazyjoe destroys shitters at office buildings

I was in a computer store and they had drain cleaners in the checkout line. Some guys ne asked me why they had those at a computer store. I laughed and said Crazyjoe must be busy... lmao

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Software Seems to Have Slowed Way Down, and other forum technical issues

Anyone else seeing this now? SJG

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Beaumont TX 2AMer.

BEAUMONT, Texas — A man is in critical condition Monday after being shot by a Beaumont Police officer late Sunday night during a shootout in the parking lot of a Beaumont strip club. The man had been kicked out of Temptations…

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Jacksonville Set to Raise Dancing Age to 21

Among other changes...the scene in the 904 might look really different really soon. https://floridapolitics.com/archives/321040-jax-strip-club-age-21

Politics

Klobuchar and Buttigieg throw their support to Biden

So I’m guessing it’s happening now the field is winnowing out Warren and Sanders are still battling for the progressive title, but it’s looking more and more like Biden I think another round or two and Bloomberg also supports Biden,…

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Limit to how many times you can review a club??

Does anyone else think this would be helpful? Two clubs I have been looking at have one guy a piece who continues to review with nothing helpful to say. One of them reviews about how he is waiting all night…

Customers Get Ripped Off at Strip Clubs - How Not to be One

Strip Clubs are like other business in that they have a concern for repeat business, which can be lost if customers feel they are not being treated fairly and don’t return and give the Strip Club a bad review warning others no to go there. Some strippers however think extra money immediately is worth the risk of being called out for cheating or loss of business in the long term. With customers having almost no recourse when treated unfairly, strippers can rip off pretty much anyone they want, either overcharging, or promising the moon and not delivering, or giving an air dance when full contact and extras was agreed. A combination of little chances of getting punished with a desire to maximize profits,…

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I Lost My Waifu!

This is the saddest day I've had in months. I found the perfect waifu doll for me. She was so cute. I was gonna get her as soon as I had a steady job to cover the monthly payments. I foolishly…

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Hells Angels president charged in disturbance at Providence strip club

What is his TUSCL name? https://www.providencejournal.com/news/20200301/ri-hells-angels-president-charged-in-disturbance-at-providence-strip-club

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Cityxguide.

Is that site legit. Looks like backpage on steroids. I know some of the sites advertised are in fact legit, but not sure about the real explicit posters. Any insight?

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Love is an artificially created concept and “need” and does not really exist...

Title says it all.

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Hierarchy of extras

What do you think? I post this because I think it would be nice to have a standard for review purposes. 0. Not an extra: Anything with your dick in your pants and no skin-to-skin contact in the…

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Stripclubs and Economic downturns

Let's say the current COVID19 situation leads to an economic downturn. Any thoughts on how this will impact the stripclub scene? Postive/negative. I did not regularly attend stripclubs at the time of the 2008/2009 crisis but started to…

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“Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.” ~Hunter S. T

Title says it all.

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Portland

Hi, I've been dancing in eugene since, um, October? Something like that. I tried portland last Friday and had an AWFUL time. I auditioned at casa diablo II, but I'm not sure how I feel about the live sex shows…

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A Better System

I was at a bar last night and there was an older guy probably in his 70s that had about 5 or 6 hot ladies hanging around him. They all seemed to be fighting over who would buy his next…

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Snapchat

I’ve seen recent discussions mentioning Instagram but it seems that there may be more going on in Snapchat with some of the younger dancers. Thoughts, experiences?

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The Best Of Cheap + High Mileage Laps

I'm a sucker for a hot and heavy hands-on dance at a bargain basement price. Call me a cheapskate; I don't care for the frills and fancy and Barbie dolls, I want to get sticky with $10, or better…

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Coconut crabs are chatty when they have sex

One TUSCL member in particular will find this study very interesting. https://nypost.com/2020/02/29/coconut-crabs-are-chatty-when-they-have-sex-study-says/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_content=20200301&tpcc=morning_report&mpweb=755-8651810-711691148

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Did this week’s stock market/world health issues affect your club this weekend?

I thought it was going to be terrible, I’m in south Seattle. Friday there was a little tension in the room Saturday I worked 11 to 11 and when I left there was a line at the door. Not sure what is going…

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Is the thousand cock stair a thing?

In the YouTube manosphere there is a theory that after a woman has tons of sex partners, they are unable to parabond or connect with a mate in a meaningful way. It is said they have a " thousand…

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I CEDE MY CROWN

I WILLFULLY SURRENDER MY ROYAL TILTLE OF WALKING MANGINA TO THY HEAVING, HE’S PROVEN MORE THAN MATCH. POSSIBLY THE MOST PATHETIC HUMAN BEING THIS LAND HAS SEEN SINCE THE DARK AGE. I SHANT COMPETE. OH THOU DIVINE HELP ME!…

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mustache ride...

Do you think the ladies prefer a mustache ride or clean-shaven... or something in between?

Politics

Facing The 4th Temptation Amidst Very Real Danger

Never have we had someone focused on economic inequity the way that Bernie Sanders is. He has based his entire campaign on this, and rightly so. And he has been focused on this since the early 70's.…

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Maryland man arrested after stabbing woman with syringe of semen: police

There are some real weirdos out there. https://www.foxnews.com/us/maryland-man-arrested-stab-woman-syringe-semen

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Just don't cum inside me

When a girl says this does she really believe that every guy is gonna pull out just when it starts feelin so good?