The School House Bikini Bar
984 County Rd 500 E Neoga, IL 62447

just meh.

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derpdeedoo1
Jun 9, 2020, 8:12 PM
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Visited: Monday Evening

Was out of town for the weekend and happened to be browsing through some Snapchat stories when a dancer I know from laffayette, IN had a post about dancing at this place I haven't heard of before. I didn't even realize strip clubs were open back up yet. Did a little research and discovered it was only a little over an hour away from where I was. What are the odds? Must be a sign from above. So of course I decided to take a little trip. Arrived around 10:30-11:00 pm.

The place itself is a little rundown. Not too bad though. And not dirty. I don't know if there is a cover because when I walked in no one was at the door to greet me. It is a BYOB bar but I didn't bring any nor did I order anything else from the bar so can't comment there.

I recall about 10 customers and 4-5 girls working. Each one from 5-7. The dancer from my snapchat happened to approach me first, just as I sat down. I thought it was because she recognized me but that wasn't the case. She introduced herself and I played along like I didn't know who she was. Shes a skinny, light-skinned black girl named Alecia. We chatted for a bit until it was her turn to dance. I went up and tipped a few dollars and sat back down. A blonde, thicker dancer sat down next to me and asked if I was tipping and I said yea. she sat on my lap and I tucked a buck and placed my hands on her hips when she got up and said no touching. Mood killer right there. a couple of minutes later a fight broke out between 2 customers at the table next to me someone started shouting something about calling the police. No beer, no touching and drama all within 20 minutes so I decided to head out. I don't know if the no touching is the rule or just that dancer in particular. Also do not know about private dances or prices because I wasn't around long enough to find out. Sorry for not having more info but still though I would share what little I got from my experience.

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