Looks like Juice is trying the "I'm Spartacus" routing in reverse. Instead of saying "I'm Spartacus" to sacrifice himself and then hearing his loyal followers chime in with cries of "I'm Spartacus" he is doing his best to throw his voice onto bang69 and say "I'm JuiceyJ" while he's doing it. Well played...even if it a dick move for bang69. Don't worry bang69-dude...more of us believe Shadowcat than Juice.
Imagine the Juice version o' this scene....
How many folks would be nailed to crosses in his version? And would they be force fed the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay before crucifixion? I bet TDHQ is currently puttin' crosses together and gathering some o' the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay that has been up a strippers ass to feed to Juice before nailing his ass to a cross. Fuck yeah...we gots ourselves an old fashioned TROLL OFF!!!
I'm just glad I'm not Juice. Or am I? AAAARRRGHHHHHH!!!! I fell like the protagonist of a PKD story! Are my memories real or were they implanted. Perhaps I am the Juice of the future come back to complete the cycle. But if Juice has access to time travel technology it would make more sense for TDHQ to be future Juice pullin' an Ouroboros act. This is all getting complicated...what with the time travel and memory implantation. I just have one question.
Assuming all of what I said is correct...should you rather make it from the three-breasted whore in the classic Paul Verhoeven Total Recall or the one in the 2012 remake?
For me it is 1990 Total Recall is better than remake (by far) but paradoxically the remake had a better three-breasted whore. So I'd do it with 3-tits 2012!