Looks like Juice is trying the "I'm Spartacus" routing in reverse. Instead of saying "I'm Spartacus" to sacrifice himself and then hearing his loyal followers chime in with cries of "I'm Spartacus" he is doing his best to throw his voice onto bang69 and say "I'm JuiceyJ" while he's doing it. Well played...even if it a dick move for bang69. Don't worry bang69-dude...more of us believe Shadowcat than Juice.
Imagine the Juice version o' this scene....
How many folks would be nailed to crosses in his version? And would they be force fed the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay before crucifixion? I bet TDHQ is currently puttin' crosses together and gathering some o' the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay that has been up a strippers ass to feed to Juice before nailing his ass to a cross. Fuck yeah...we gots ourselves an old fashioned TROLL OFF!!!
I'm just glad I'm not Juice. Or am I? AAAARRRGHHHHHH!!!! I fell like the protagonist of a PKD story! Are my memories real or were they implanted. Perhaps I am the Juice of the future come back to complete the cycle. But if Juice has access to time travel technology it would make more sense for TDHQ to be future Juice pullin' an Ouroboros act. This is all getting complicated...what with the time travel and memory implantation. I just have one question.
Assuming all of what I said is correct...should you rather make it from the three-breasted whore in the classic Paul Verhoeven Total Recall or the one in the 2012 remake?
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last commentFor me it is 1990 Total Recall is better than remake (by far) but paradoxically the remake had a better three-breasted whore. So I'd do it with 3-tits 2012!
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I really doubt bang69 is juice (rveryone is using my nicknwme tor him cool). They act NOTHING alike
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But Esta...seriously...we've got more important issues. Which three-breasted whore do you prefer?
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I got a BBBJ from a stripper lastnight.
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Lol.....classic my fellow bro of the groovey gospels
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Never seen ither total recall. Though the remake girl is better looking
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Though I assume*
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Though I assume*
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Good, this is
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Juice as Spartacus? LOL. Kinda' like proppin up a big fluffy bunny rabbit and calling it a wolf, is it not? Nice try zip, but it's a stretch even for an assclown as fucked in the head as you.
I can't tell if juice is sucking your dick or if you're suckin his. Maybe you're just sucking your own dick, which I'm starting to think is the same thing anyway. ;)
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Why does anyone GIVE a damned?
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I don't Alutard (that psycho shut-in Dougster gets on thing right at least). I just enjoy pointing out the absurdity of these cartoonish troll stories. :)
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"Spartacus In Reverse" sounds like gay porn.
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Obviously, if Juice didn't have himself to talk to he would go crazy.
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Bang! Bang! Bang!
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Juice! Juice! Juice!
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Jus so u no troll zip ben suckn my dick ! I love my bro zip !
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""Spartacus In Reverse" sounds like gay porn."
Slick, I won't ask how you know that, but that comment has had me chuckling for the last half hour. Good stuff.
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This is a funny thread... Alucard doesnt give a dam. Zip is looking for a 3 breasted whore
Lol @ slick
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