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How to be fly at the club?

Estafador

BIG APPLE

So we've all talked about how its not what you wear its how much money you have while others said its a combination of the two. While I was leaning on combination, a good looking hole in the wall suit store may alwo get the biddies as well (at least until you get the gossip girl who realizes its cheap and your more than likely broke then you get no girl). So I eventually just thought of a good humorous idea/experiment that can put this to the test. I am gonna one day soon, go out of my way and go to cheap hole in the wall storea and buy the following:

Plain Tee-shirt that's 3-5x bigger than my size (possibly a colored one to stand out, non gang affiliated of course)
JEANS that's fitted baggy (loose) and 3x my size boot cut for extra baggy look (probably one of those jeans with the back pockets having flared out designs)
Probably some black sneakers (these will be regular size for me) from payless or some other outstanding color. I was thinking Champions but maybe some Shaqs for the added effect.

A blinged out huge FAKE chain, made of some fake silver or gold with cheap rhinestone in it for the blingy effect. Don't worry, I will wrap paper towel or some other cloth around my neck so my skin won't turn green


Now my beef is where to get a cheap fake imitation deaigner watch from to finish off the effect. I'd say canal street (those from New York know what its like over there) but I fear theh may try to overprice me for something imitation (once intentionally bought a fake geneva watch for the sole purpose of time tracking dor the job and had to talk the merchant to five bucks because he though I was stupid).

Any thoughts of places online or I. NY to buy it. Same with the chain. Or should I buy a U.S. Polo Association watch and try to be cool with that.

Now as you can see all this crap is relatively cheap thus I'm trying to keep my budget for this project to $12 but I fear it might raise to $20. So my fellow mongerers what do you think about this. And yes I will be definitely acting like a douche in the club. And I will make sure this isn't a frequent club I visit and that I find a girl to be my private confidan (sp?) to give me the gossip results of my actions.

Thoughts?