TDHQ-dude, if you're going to clean up TUSCL you're going to have to step up your game. Let's start with some reading comprehension 'cos you ain't showing much o' that.
Juice ain't Spartacus my friend...he be Spartacus in reverse. Aside from being a coo-el name for some gay porn that be a really different thing from Spartacus my friend. I'll live it up to the readership of the assorted pervoids as to whether Spartacus in reverse is more or less heroic. But the defining characteristic of Spartacus in reverse is that when asked to turn over Spartacus for crucifixion he don't say "I'm Spartacus". No siree Bob...he points to bang69 and says "dat dude be Spartacus...hoist dat dude onto da cross..." Personally, I think that is a pretty sensible strategy, assuming you don't wanna be crucified.
Here endeth lesson one for fighting legends grasshopper.
Now for lesson two...thinking like Juice!
What you gotta know TDHQ-bro is the essence o' Juiceness. You see, ol' Juicebro is (metaphorically) a lot like Steve-o. Remember the Jackass where Steve-o did the porta potty bungee my friends...
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Well TDHQ-bro. Imagine that the porta potty has been sitting outside of an Indian restaurant that serves tequila shots. Cheap tequila shots. And ex-lax brownies for dessert. So you get the porta potty all full of every kinda bodily secretion produced by dudes who had too much vindaloo. What then happens is Juice hops into said porta potty and then they do the bungee to make the shit cocktail. Then Juice hops out, shakes like a dog, and the shit flies onto ANYBODY nearby.
The part that makes it funny is staying far enough away that you don't get any of the shit onto you. That way you get to watch the Jackass-eque performance and lots of folks get covered with the poo. Funny.
Riddle me this, how are you going to fight that my friend? Think about it my friend. You've gotta aim some smart bombs at that dude if you're going to avoid getting covered in poo.
Here endeth lesson two for fighting legends grasshopper.