Whiskey Tango Foxtrot TDHQ...
zipman68
the speed force!
TDHQ-dude, if you're going to clean up TUSCL you're going to have to step up your game. Let's start with some reading comprehension 'cos you ain't showing much o' that.
Juice ain't Spartacus my friend...he be Spartacus in reverse. Aside from being a coo-el name for some gay porn that be a really different thing from Spartacus my friend. I'll live it up to the readership of the assorted pervoids as to whether Spartacus in reverse is more or less heroic. But the defining characteristic of Spartacus in reverse is that when asked to turn over Spartacus for crucifixion he don't say "I'm Spartacus". No siree Bob...he points to bang69 and says "dat dude be Spartacus...hoist dat dude onto da cross..." Personally, I think that is a pretty sensible strategy, assuming you don't wanna be crucified.
Here endeth lesson one for fighting legends grasshopper.
Juice ain't Spartacus my friend...he be Spartacus in reverse. Aside from being a coo-el name for some gay porn that be a really different thing from Spartacus my friend. I'll live it up to the readership of the assorted pervoids as to whether Spartacus in reverse is more or less heroic. But the defining characteristic of Spartacus in reverse is that when asked to turn over Spartacus for crucifixion he don't say "I'm Spartacus". No siree Bob...he points to bang69 and says "dat dude be Spartacus...hoist dat dude onto da cross..." Personally, I think that is a pretty sensible strategy, assuming you don't wanna be crucified.
Here endeth lesson one for fighting legends grasshopper.
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What you gotta know TDHQ-bro is the essence o' Juiceness. You see, ol' Juicebro is (metaphorically) a lot like Steve-o. Remember the Jackass where Steve-o did the porta potty bungee my friends...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS2O_lWKR…
Well TDHQ-bro. Imagine that the porta potty has been sitting outside of an Indian restaurant that serves tequila shots. Cheap tequila shots. And ex-lax brownies for dessert. So you get the porta potty all full of every kinda bodily secretion produced by dudes who had too much vindaloo. What then happens is Juice hops into said porta potty and then they do the bungee to make the shit cocktail. Then Juice hops out, shakes like a dog, and the shit flies onto ANYBODY nearby.
The part that makes it funny is staying far enough away that you don't get any of the shit onto you. That way you get to watch the Jackass-eque performance and lots of folks get covered with the poo. Funny.
Riddle me this, how are you going to fight that my friend? Think about it my friend. You've gotta aim some smart bombs at that dude if you're going to avoid getting covered in poo.
Here endeth lesson two for fighting legends grasshopper.
Oh, and thanks for all those insightful fighting lessons, but I think I'll figure it out as I go. LOL.
*** Humanitarian plea to the readers: If anyone here knows this wingnut IRL, please call him and make sure he's ok. Better yet, go check on him and maybe open the windows at his pad to let some air and sunshine in. This dude's obviously one beer short of a six pack and can use all the help he can get. ***
Perhaps you should start by showing that you have better reading comprehension than Txtittyfag. That ain't hard...the dude is a retard after all. You seemed to have some limited skill with words. Your requiem showed some actual skill, despite being a little too workmanlike and degenerating in last stanza. Keep working on it little buddy!
Let's get dirty already! I'm a soldier troll zippy. I live in the muck. I win just by carving me up pieces of troll for my own amusement. The longer they are around for me to use and abuse the better it is for me. ;)
I'm here to provide myself some LOLZ, not you. So carry on enabler. :)
Then the thing you've "got on me" is a perfectly accurate review of a club that happened to have a few girls that didn't inspire me. Apparently, TDHQ *always* gets a dance. Even if the girls are ugly. 'Cos that is the "smart" thing to do. Yep, TDHQ is a friggin' "genius".
In fact, TDHQ just went to a restaurant and saw a health evaluation of "C". He ate the crappy food anyway 'cos he planned to write a review. Now he's sitting on the can with the shits posting away. But it was worth it 'cos now he can write a detailed review. Now most people with half a brain would show, evaluate the data available to them once it becomes clear, and call it a day when it is clear that fun will not ensue. Perhaps others might even be interested in that. But no...TDHQ is hardcore. He'll stick it out for days even if he is having no fun whatsoever. What a "genius"!!!
Yep dude...show us your "brilliant" reviews. Or are you lying about being an "old timer".
Hey now little zippy, don't feel so blue just 'cause your review sucked. There's always a bright side. In this case, there were also enough real reviews of the club that the 20 seconds I wasted reading yours was more than made up for by good stuff from others. Guess I won't cancel my membership just yet. ;)
I'd use a different LESS complimentary term. LMAO!