A Requiem for Juicebox69
He bust onto the tuscl scene,
a tough guy with strong game.
A young and hip drug dealing player
with no time to be tame.
Fucking skanks was his gig,
always chasing rank vagina.
Through nasty, dark disreputable dives
in North and South Carolina.
Who couldn't respect the way he clubbed,
this smooth operating young man?
Using nothing but XXXtra Crispee chicken,
he lured whores to his van.
But suddenly it came unraveled
when we learned of his great con.
The corporate white boy was exposed,
all his street cred now long gone.
Broken by resulting scorn,
he was rightly filled with shame.
His posts took on a deep dark tone,
as wounded he became.
Even shadow briefly found himself
a target in Juice's sight line.
Badly needing a big strong daddy figure,
Juice offered him a 69.
Until that moment we assumed
his blow job posts were a gag.
But with that girly plea to Shadow,
Juice confirmed that he's a fag.
Now he skulks around the board,
hiding under several names.
Beaten, bruised, battered and scorned,
nothing left but childish games.
So faggy corporate white boy,
having fully exposed your ruse,
there's only one thing left to say to you…
SLAM DUNK THAT FAGGOT JUICE!
a tough guy with strong game.
A young and hip drug dealing player
with no time to be tame.
Fucking skanks was his gig,
always chasing rank vagina.
Through nasty, dark disreputable dives
in North and South Carolina.
Who couldn't respect the way he clubbed,
this smooth operating young man?
Using nothing but XXXtra Crispee chicken,
he lured whores to his van.
But suddenly it came unraveled
when we learned of his great con.
The corporate white boy was exposed,
all his street cred now long gone.
Broken by resulting scorn,
he was rightly filled with shame.
His posts took on a deep dark tone,
as wounded he became.
Even shadow briefly found himself
a target in Juice's sight line.
Badly needing a big strong daddy figure,
Juice offered him a 69.
Until that moment we assumed
his blow job posts were a gag.
But with that girly plea to Shadow,
Juice confirmed that he's a fag.
Now he skulks around the board,
hiding under several names.
Beaten, bruised, battered and scorned,
nothing left but childish games.
So faggy corporate white boy,
having fully exposed your ruse,
there's only one thing left to say to you…
SLAM DUNK THAT FAGGOT JUICE!
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he was rightly filled with shame.
His posts took on a deep dark tone,
as wounded he became."
This is a beautiful stanza. Great meter while I read it out loud.
You must be kidding.
And he didn't even know-it
Personally I don’t think juice is a white corporate guy and is pretty much what comes across when he posts – there is just too much consistency (in a bad way) over many many posts.
I’ve been told by another TUSCLer that juice is a black dude. Also, another TUSCLer, “bang69â€, I believe has met him in person and can possibly (bang69) shed some light in the enigma of the juice.
Dougster also mentioned at one point that both he and juicebox69 were Jewish, something which juicebox didn't dispute in that same thread. There are black Jews out there, but honestly not many. Rickdugan also hit him with the white assertion several times and he never refuted that either.
Obviously anything like this contains speculation, but when part of a character is an act then normally all of it is. I encountered several posts where he spoke in plain English and rather eloquently. No surprise - he had to speak real English because his weak attempts at Ebonics just plain sucked.
He did review a black club in Charlotte, but...
Not all reviews are always truthful
Whites do go to black clubs
Another strong showing Defense! LMAO. I'm still giggling over a couple of those lines.
And titties...
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=2…
So Juice is outing out his own alias LOL
I was on vacation that week.
PS: Great poem Troll.
Now on to act 2
What do I see instead?
Poetry...pretty DAMN good 'til the last stanza my brother. Leave it to the reader to infer the impact. Will be different for all readers. But you've got real potential my brother...just remember there is but one person here that has taken on Juice and emerged victorious. But do not succumb to fear.
Oh...and 'tis the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay. Different pronunciation. XXXtra Crispee chicken is served on the right hand path. It be kinda CREEPEE!
And Juicebro has officially announced his reemergence as the prophet BigTuna...who now follows the left hand path. Be guided by Baphomet my friend. Be of three spirits and have five aliases for each.
(and just do you know...I think a few of us...just a few of us...suspected Juice wasn't a straight up gangsta that paid his hos in the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay...though some were no doubt fooled)
But BigTuna...that dude be an authentic three spirt follower o' the left hand path. He just realized that he is the reincarnation of Jack Parsons you see. That is why he was compelled to post os Juice. And light a lot o' bottle rockets.
If juice wants to start threads and keep it fun he'll stay out of my gun sights. But if he engages in further trolling ops then the persecution will continue. It's that simple. And it won't be the "keep it classy" brand that you advocate because it doesn't work. Trolls only understand force and can only be rooted out through trench warfare. I'll get as dirty, mean and nasty as I must to hit him and any other troll who crosses the line right where it counts.
I am the collective will of members of the board who are tired of troll excesses. Troll activities that include targeting other members and/or good threds or clogging the board with dead threads are no longer going to be fun for the perps involved.
Remember...keep it classy. Juicebro likes to roll around in the poo. You've got to surprise him in you're direction of attack. Be like a stealth bomber my friend. Better yet, be a Romulan. They have cloaking devices. But always maintain the military demeanor.
Dude...just remember. I'm trying to help you. Shoot 'em up yeah yeah yeah!!!
We want juice back!
We want juice back!
Juice!
Juice!
Juice!
It's a shame. Juice came to TUSCL as a player, but he went out like a BITCH.
All of which are Juice aliases or is it aliaii?
But dude...you need your own THEME SONG. Something that evokes Alexander the Great, Patton, John Wayne, Ollie North, and Arnold Rimmer all rolled into one.
Trust me...it will be EPIC!!!!
It really is a shame because Juice used to be one of the most loved members on here (I loved him at one time), but he turned into the most hated member pretty quickly. I guess he let his ego spiral out of control and he thought he was invincible. On second thought maybe this is what Juice wants, everyday there is a thread about him good or bad. We all know he loves the attention.
Read Zip's discussion thread starts and posting history and draw your own conclusions TDHQ. Think "straight man foil/enabler." ;)
The more you squeeze these trolls and dig out this historical stuff, the deeper and more interconnected these issues and "people" seem to be. First we find that Dougster has a lineage that traces back 9 years and now we find that another 9 year old account is neck deep in the juice troll saga.
Though I'm starting to become suspicious about just what you'll find if you keep digging deeper...
But if the point is really to bring some balance to the TUSCL section of the INTERWEBZ I don't think TDHQ's approach will work. Has Dougster quieted down since TDHQ posted info about him? He is in this thread chanting "Juice! Juice! Juice!" Now imagine what is going to happen with a dude that ENJOYS getting attention. Wait...you don't have to imagine 'cos it is happening.
Rick my bro...I'm going to give a piece of advice IF you really want to get rid of Dougsta. Say that you're putting him on ignore and do so. THEN DON'T ENGAGE HIM. Engaging him is what he wants you to do. Keep engaging in the thread with NO MENTION of Dougster whatsoever. If there are two many blue "Dougster" posts you can't read clogging things up just start another thread on the same topic. I give it one month before her gives up. OK, more like two or three months 'cos that dude has a raging hard on for you. But I guarantee this WILL work.
If TDHQ is just doing a put-on...GREAT JOB!!! But if he think trolls are gonna stop trolling because he wrote a poem (admittedly a coo-el one, at least up to the last stanza) or 'cos he posts some allegations regarding their identity (unverifiable to anybody with ANY LIFE outside this board). Let's just put it this way...I'll be shocked if it works.
I obviously have no idea what the new troll intends or what his horse in this race is, but IMHO what he's been saying makes a lot of sense. And truth be told, I doubt that anything that he or anyone else does is going to make a lifeless 9 year old troll decide to leave. But I'm all in favor of what TDHQ is doing and I'll admit that I'm even one of the people feeding him what intel I have, though it would seem that he has multiple sources feeding him and his own historical perspective to draw upon, but I don't really know tbh.
If the trolls have nothing else better to do than firebomb the discussion board, there might as well be a troll around to make that less satisfying for them. ;)
Do your thing TDHQ. :)
As for Bang69 I have also shared PMs with him on a real name basis. I believe him to be a black man but older and wiser than juicebox69.
Now all that could be bull shit but back then, he had no reason to bull shit.
I do question whether TDHQ will be effective. But I do think he will create some LOLZ. So go for it TDHQ. I'll go get me some popcorn.
You clearly want less (or no) trolling. Whatever you say about Dougster, he clearly goes after you with a vengeance. That counts as a big part of the trolling. Since the line between trolling and joking around is fuzzy let's just assume that everything you call trolling IS indeed trolling. Moreover, let's not count TDHQ-dude's posts as trolling, since he is trolling the trolls. With all of that in mind I'll just ask three questions...
1. Has the trolling decreased?
2. Does Dougster's hard on for you really not concern you? (If it doesn't it should...after all HE creates much of the problem you're concerned about)
3. Have you tried ignoring him? And by this i mean really disengaging completely.
If you answer no to #3 I have one more question: WHY NOT TRY IGNORING DOUGSTER? My credibility shouldn't matter. How does it hurt you to ignore the dude? Will it make anything worse? I can't think of a damn thing it will hurt. Give it a go.
Im sitting back with my popcorn for some primo TDHQ/BigTuna/Dougsta cage match. I'm actually rooting for the new guy...he has potential!
Who knows who anybody is. None of us are exactly what we seem. Even in real life. However, I will say...
It seems clear that BigTuna1 is Juice. No reason for him to out himself in truthfully. Plus he is playing the Juicebox character circa June of this year.
Originaljuice is probably Juice...playing Juice circa 1 year ago (or so). Mellower but still Juice.
Joker420 is probably Juice...not sure why he was introduce.
Pootie was probably Juice...don't bain da dillys on dat.
Juiiceman69 probably isn't Juice...too hostile in a generalized way.
And I'm mercurial!...
Btw you're full of shit and you know it. Your proposed fix for the troll dilemma is the same bologna that you and other troll supporters/apologists have been spouting forever on here as an alternative to holding them accountable. The ignore function is much over-hyped and largely ineffective, which is why I now exist and that other members are supplying me with recon data.
You're also full of shit because you've been around this place long enough to have seen davids run this game over and over. The names of his targets change, but the game stays the same. Rickdugan is only the latest in a long line of characters that davids has fixated upon. Rickdugan is not the cause of the davids/bobbyl/fagster engaging in flame wars. Like the scorpion who stung the turtle while riding on the turtle's back, it is his nature.
My goal is not to get rid of davids and the other trolls. To the contrary, they'll provide me entertainment for a long time. Every time they troll a member of the board it gives me a free pass to troll them. I hate trolls, but their actions provide moral air cover. I gave up thoughts of enjoying this board in a conventional fashion many years ago, so this is what I've got now.
And davids in particular is just a wealth of good material. For example, like when he admitted that the strippers he visited made more than he did, which explains so much even now, along with so much other great stuff. Wow this is gonna be fun. :)
Saddle up boys.
You may however increase the overall humor level of the trolling. Nothing better than good troll foil. And you've exceeded my expectations. You're stuff definitely beats the hell out of the whiny little "stop trolling because you're an asshole posts" that used to pollute threads. The cool thing is that you aren't kidding yourself that you're actually combatting trolling. Your initial posts made me think you thought you were. You aren't. You're just giving them a dose of their own medicine. If that gives you the LOLZ go for it dude!!!