Shanah Tovah

Abbienormal - "October 8, 2007

The funny thing is that according to orthodox Jewish law I am a Jew. My direct matrilineal ancestor, 5 generations back, was a Jew. I'm not a very good Jew (see pork products, christian worship, etc above), but a Jew nonetheless."

Shalom.

Maybe Zeus will toss down a few lightening bolts. LOL

Happy New Year to you and all our other Jewish board members.

@shadowcat: Me too...my Mom was Jewish but I was raised Unitarian. I'm now an eclectic pagan.

You guys are shitty jews. Going to strip clubs to fuck girls outside of marriage and ogling. For shame Jewish folk for shame

@Estafador: We pagans embrace fornication. It's almost a requirement, especially when you're also in the music biz.

I'm a Muslim

That's a first. A Hillbilly Muslim from West Virginny.

No I'm actually very relaxed from leaving your moms house she has a tight ass and a sweet mouth txtyjuicefag

Slick yes im a muslim that is homless from west virgins and i do meth

My mom was a dude and gave good head god rest her soul

"Shanah Tovah" sounds like a bad porn star name...

Can we infer by who has not posted today who is Jewish?

@Motor: Not really.

First, Shabbos ended at sundown, so anyone on the East Coast who posted after 7:55 ET would be in the clear (which was the case with me).

Second, Many American Jews do not take Shabbos very seriously anyway. Judaism breaks down into three major denominations in the U.S., Reform, Conservative and Orthodox (which further breaks down into a number of sub-groups). The Reform might as well not be Jews at all as they don't really follow any of the rules and their offspring almost always intermarry with Gentiles. The Conservative branch is only slightly more observant. I am what is commonly called Modern Orthodox, which means that I am affiliated with a branch of Judaism that observes the holidays and weekly Sabbath much more strictly.

^Along with the dietary restrictions, wearing of a kippah and other minutiae I won't get into here.

@TD-I'm curious as to how the Falashas(Ethiopian Jews) and Black Israelites celebrate Shabbos.

Interesting. I was born and raised in a moderately rural area and there probably wasn't a Jewish person within 40 miles. In fact it's area with lots of Mennonites and Amish.

Always found it interesting that the Amish and Hasidic Jews are similar in appearance.

Myself, I endured 8 years of Catholic school. It wasn't until my 40's, that either out of boredom, or the priest scandals, I finally stopped going to church. Seemed silly to go to a strip club on Saturday night and then Mass on Sunday.

@Moto-I'm a lost Catholic whose family understands my Taosist:Buddhist leanings.

Confession use to be a blessing.

Slick....

About Confession-

I was always taught that masturbation was a serious sin. So fromthe time I was a teen-ager I would respect that and not receive Holy Communion unless I had made a good Confession. At one point, later in life, our church got a new priest and I confessed my sins to him. He told me he didn't consider masturbation to be a grave sin and don't let thst stop me from receiving Communion.

You would think that would make me happy, right? But it started me on the path of leaving tbe church. An individual priest can't decide what's a sin and what's not.

I used to do a lot of work for the Syrian Jews in Deal NJ.You want to talk about beautiful women.The moms were hot enough ,but the daughters could easily stop traffic.All their husbands worked either in the diamond or clothing biz in NYC.They all paid with ten Franklins stapled together.And all of their properties were roped off with four posts connected by wire,which they had to be inside of by sundown.Even though I found this strange,my banker didn't.

@Moto-When I was a teen, I'd go to confession with good old Father Sanchez-I'd confess in English since his English wasn't too good. He always was lenient. But he wasn't dumb. He asked me once why I only confess in Englidh but talk to him in Spanish the rest of the time. He was a hit with the teens. He was a stand up man.

Mo'head I received a message from Metatron telling me that masturbation was not a sin. NOT masturbating is a grave sin. Masturbating is a way of prying to the LORD. Just remember Matthew 6 my friend...don't jerk it in front of others.

Unless they are strippers.

Or Smurfettes. >|:-)

Metatron-Are you in cahoots with Seraphim?

@Slick...did you tell him 'twas an homage to Genesis 11:9? That would have been coo-el.

Slick! Was Father Sanchez dirty?

Naw, Dice, but that's funny. If all priests were like Father Sanchez then we wouldn't have these scandals and pedophile sickos.

@slick...don't you know it...the angels manifest themselves to me regularly. Always in the form of a stripper though. I see the angel wing tats on their back when they're drinking my cum...angels dig cum for some reason.

Long live the temple prostitute.

Roger that.

Still doesn't explain why a Jew, a conservative at that, defiles females by going to strip club? Isn't that a sin?

It's only a sin when you get caught.

Lol!