I'd been here twice before. ...

I'd been here twice before. That is I pulled into the parking lot twice, and then I left. Twice. Then again I think I was here years ago and tried to blot it out of my memory. So this time I went in. Almost immediately I wanted to leave.

But some of the reviews sounded interesting. So I was curious. The parking lot is unpaved. Most of the cars are missing parts. Like a fender or a tail light. The neighborhood Is not great but this is a main road with lots of traffic. The exterior is very rough. The inside is a little better. But I could tell it's not my crowd. The guy collecting cover was friendly and relaxed. The atmosphere here is laid back. It's not dirty inside but its old. The girls I saw were rough. Either heavy and sloppy or skinny and skanky. I tipped the dancer on stage. A soft drink was $8. I very friendly AA petite gal came by and asked me if I was with anyone. Duh......I'm the only one in the place. We talk, she's not gonna tell me what's on the menu until I get in back. I've heard about the mileage here and quality being hit or miss. The dancer comes to edge of the stage and I tip her again. She smiles. Missing two teeth. Ouch.

If you can't tell already I left soon after that. But not after the gal I was sitting with told me her life story. But it wasn't a horrible story really. Not the ridiculous stripper bullshit I've heard before. It wasn't good, but it wasn't a totally lie either. Some day maybe I'll come back again. Yeah, like when he'll freezes over. If you want a laugh, stop in. If you're a true hobbyist keep going........