I'm not going up against this guy in any cunnylingus contest.

I had a sore tongue for 24 hrs after a 30 minute session w a "friend", she just said "more, more, more" dang girl, at least she didn't smother me :-)

Many years ago I found myself in bed with a fellow employee quite unexpectedly. She pushed my head down between her legs and I went at like I'd never tasted a pussy before. We both orally rendered the other ecstatic. The next morning at work she was walking bowlegged and my mouth had little or no feeling. I couldn't understand why I had lost all taste and sensation until she told me she had used a spermicide.

That'll do it

Spermicide, a much easier alternative to Infanticide.