I went on a road trip...

I went on a road trip to Missouri to find out whether strip club laws were as restrictive as I had heard. The good news: Yes, Missouri strippers take their tops off and are capable of giving excellent lappers. The bad news (and it's not that bad): the same club can't offer both topless dancers and alcohol, so if you want to see titties, you can't drink.

I visited both Club Vogue and Rumors Cabaret on a Monday night, expecting (based on reviews I'd read) to like Vogue better. However, Rumors was by far the better experience -- see my review of Club Vogue.

After my mediocre early-evening visit to Vogue, I went to dinner and a movie and then hit Rumors around 10:30. Like Vogue, it is located on Business Loop 70 E, though in a standalone building in a less sketchy neighborhood very close to the US 63 exit off I-70.