Shakespeare & The Slut
SlickSpic
This is a tale of an R-O-B
Who fooled many pl's but couldn't school me
She sat down beside me & gave me a wink
Squeezed & teased double D's, saying "What do you think?"
I waited a moment & collected my thoughtÂ
I had to admit that this chick was hot
From her long, flaxen hair to her manicured toes
I could tell that this gal was no average hoe
So I looked in her eyes & gave my reply
"How bout a topless, let's give it a try"
I thought she'd be grateful, instead she was rude
Saying, "What's wrong with you, why not a nude?"
Shit, I admit, I was taken aback
Subtlety was a skill that this chica lacked
"What's wrong with a topless?", that's what I said
"At $20 a head that's plenty of bread"
She said, "Not for me, boy can't you see?
I'm better than that, strictly VIP
You're lucky I sat down and gave you a chance
To watch me disrobe and give you a dance"
Those warm, words of wisdom were all that it tookÂ
For me to get up, fed up with this crook
With my own words of wisdom, I said to this chick
"You might be a ROB but you can't rob The Slick".
Who fooled many pl's but couldn't school me
She sat down beside me & gave me a wink
Squeezed & teased double D's, saying "What do you think?"
I waited a moment & collected my thoughtÂ
I had to admit that this chick was hot
From her long, flaxen hair to her manicured toes
I could tell that this gal was no average hoe
So I looked in her eyes & gave my reply
"How bout a topless, let's give it a try"
I thought she'd be grateful, instead she was rude
Saying, "What's wrong with you, why not a nude?"
Shit, I admit, I was taken aback
Subtlety was a skill that this chica lacked
"What's wrong with a topless?", that's what I said
"At $20 a head that's plenty of bread"
She said, "Not for me, boy can't you see?
I'm better than that, strictly VIP
You're lucky I sat down and gave you a chance
To watch me disrobe and give you a dance"
Those warm, words of wisdom were all that it tookÂ
For me to get up, fed up with this crook
With my own words of wisdom, I said to this chick
"You might be a ROB but you can't rob The Slick".
9 comments
But no matter the type of business; there are those that are only interested in what they can get w/ no regard as to fair dealing or holding up their side of the bargain.
Most of us are cautious about handing over our $$$ w.r.t. our daily dealings yet many get taken/scammed on a daily basis – the SC is no different as to the possibility of running into scammers that just want to take our dough
I agree and wish it were always this way.
"But no matter the type of business; there are those that are only interested in what they can get w/ no regard as to fair dealing or holding up their side of the bargain."
Indeed and it is too bad. Always the GREEDY, ruining a win/win transaction.
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