Things that are Supposed to be Sexy/Erotic, But Aren't

How about a grandmother/mother/daughter 3-way?

I don't get women slapping their own butt. That's my job.

Sticking her tongue in my ear.

Ugh.

Anal fucking.

I'll second slapping their own butt. I may be drawn and quartered for this, but I find twerking crass and vulgar

I once got an FBSM with mother & daughter. I fkn loved it, sorry OP

Sadism, domination, roughness, petitness, using saliva for lube, rim jobs, tats, blonde hair, unnaturally firm boobs, "classyness", complicated hair, clear-cut pubes, talking dirty, being told I'm "special", piercings, ...

I won't draw and quarter you, Subraman. I am in total agreement with you about that butt slapping stuff and also about twerking.

Bondage. Any sexual activity that causes pain. Urination/defication/farting.

Facials

A 3 some with mom and daughter. The minute daughter's tongue touched Mom's vagina my erection departed for a long vacation.

Home made Juice porn

Scat!

Schoolgirl outfits.

I don't know Mikey. I bet homemade Juice porn would have some groovy sodomizing of hookers with the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay. That might be coo-el.

But I draw the line at Juice or the chick eating the santorum covered chicken. That is just gross...

I think most dancers who shake their ass when you go to tip them on stage are not sexy when they turn around and just show you their ass. unless I'm on the other side of the stage and have a great view of her tits.

Only the most fit dancers have that nice of an ass and most dancers do not. I prefer to see tits. The problem is almost every single dancer who seems to want to shake her ass thinks every guy wants to see that.

I mean do you need to tell every dancer, hey, I'm a guy. I like looking at tits. ? I didn't come to the club to see your ass. I can see that every time you walk around the club. In some cases some dancers have such an ugly rear end, I am repulsed by what I see. Yes I look away. A bunch of ugly fat ass dancers work in many clubs.

I prefer looking at her covered pussy , of course naked is better, instead of her ass but I can't see that either if I'm standing up higher than her. Kneeling down and showing me her ass is a turn off.

Fake moaning

I also don't like a girl to overemphasize her ass. I am a boob man! But I hate fake ones. I'd rather have small and natural than big hard fake ones that are not sensitive to touch.

Fake moaning, fake orgasms, are both superfluous.
I don't understand porn's emphasis on butt fucking; it's only of interest to me if someone derives pleasure from it and when I see most women getting a huge dick up the ass it appears they're suffering.

My thoughts exactly skibum609 . . .

Anal use to be a turn-off for me, but then I saw all the posts on stripperweb from dancers saying they love anal.

Mother daughter porn a little off. It's like father daughter porn. Ick and fake. I do not like when a dancer twerks and slaps her ass cheeks together. That is just eww. I must be a black thing I do not understand because the only dancers I have seen do it are black girls. I took a really pretty black dancer for a private and she slapped her ass cheeks together for about half the first song and we were done.

Excapt for tats, everything everyone said. Don't see the point of butt-slapping, saliva for lube is just gross (yuk). Twerking doesn't turn me on. Pain is not inductive in a pleasurable experience (a oxymoron right there) and all that fake moaning and groaning......I will kick you out of my vicinity. That and more (except for tats).

@Subraman What's FBSM?

@Estafador: For someone who is into that sort of thing, pain and pleasure are opposite sides of the same sensory coin. Lots and lots of girls like a *little* bit of pain or discomfort. A few like torture. Many fall in between those two points.

FBSM = Full Body Sensual Massage.

Pain and domination is a HUGE turn-on for me, but only in porn; sometimes strippers will kind of act out a little domination thing, but it's always terrible, so I'd rather they keep it vanilla sexy.

Ya, daughter was 19, mom 37, both gorgeous. No physical interaction between them, but I just loved how wrong it all felt.

Booty clapping. I nearly lost my lunch watching a fat ass get down on all fours and do it.