The Kappa Kabanna mixes a basic...

The Kappa Kabanna mixes a basic club experience with a concise kitchen menu and a large stable of dancers to create one of the better values for the club goer.

The club is in a Morton building style structure, inside 20 or so tables and plush seats form a crescent around the main stage, with a satellite stage in the corner. There is a full bar and the kitchen offers pizza, various sandwiches, and other light snack items. No beer on tap, and bottles generally go for $4.50 a bottle domestic. They have a full selection of liquors, top shelf being Patron and J.W. Black, to give you an idea of the variety. The club has video poker machines that pay out, and a few small bar touch game screens in a side room if you want to not be near naked women.

There is a couch seating area where nude dances go for $20, and nude+touch dances go for $30, per song. The touch is limited to places other than "the titty or the kitty" and the dancer can end a dance with no refund if you're abusing her private space. There is a self contained VIP area that goes at 1/2 and 1 hour intervals, $150 and $300 respectively. These dances are full nude and touch with the same rules, enforced by the occasional visit from club personnel. The club also features a VIP champagne room, where you pay the standard 1/2 and 1 hour rates, plus $75 for a bar tab that can be spent while in the champagne room. In other words, you'll pay $225 or $375 for the experience. The champagne room is divided into two couches, separated into each corner of the room and curtained off for privacy. Same rules apply here as for the VIP, you're simply given a tab (that you pay for and is non-refundable) and the illusion of privacy.