Ultimate OTC

8 comments

• mikeya02

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  11 years ago

  Not me, but my sister got lucky, married a yuppie. Took him for all he was worth.
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  ^^^ Not surprised to hear that considering your comments.
• jackslash

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  11 years ago

  How about broke and homely?
  
  Or hot and wealthy? That's what I'm looking for.
  
• rockstar666

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  11 years ago

  My wife was hot and broke when I married her, and it didn't go too well. But not because she was hot or broke, so never mind. It was "all my fault".
• ilbbaicnl

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  11 years ago

  I guess the rule of thumb for divorce now is you get what you started with, plus half the assets accumulated during the marriage. If that were guaranteed, I'd seriously consider taking a shot with a third-world hottie. But with my luck, I'd probably get some finger-waging judge. Who'd want to hot-poker me up the ass, for not sticking to women as old and ugly as I am.
• boogieknight369

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  11 years ago

  Mikeya,
  
  Nice Tom Petty reference. Bravo sir, Bravo.
• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  I wonder if ilbbaicnl posts on "meet Russian bride" sites with the alias "wealthybigpenisdude". That would be coo-el!
  
  I bet Juice posts on those sites as "meputKFCupyoasswhole". FUCK YEAH!!!!!
• sclvr5005

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  11 years ago

  I also married a hot and broke chick but alas it didn't work out. Ended pretty ugly and I learned to appreciate the saying "cheaper to keep her".