Dive Clubs
motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Why do they even exist? And, more importantly, why would one even think about going. Unless it's in hope of finding some incredibly cheap pussy.
Ok, nevermind.
Ok, nevermind.
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As you can see, RickyBoy's The System works best when one is the only one wearing a suit in a dive club. It so impressive the hookers there that it makes them want to have paid sex with said suit wearer. (Skeptics say they would anyway, but let's not go off on a tangent here.) In the same article RickyBoy also admits that The System does not work very well at all in clubs where more people are wearing suits, apparently especially in higher end NYC clubs where nearly everyone is. So dive clubs exist to give poor little RickyBoy a fighting chance.
I guess I'm in the minority, but I actually prefer dive clubs. Why? More mileage, cheaper dance prices, BYOB and a more laid back atmosphere. No waitress asking, " do you want another drink" every other 5 god damn minutes.
Sure, upscale clubs tend to have prettier dancers, but if I'm in a dive and there are at least 10-15 dancers working, it's very unlikely that I won't find at least 2-3 of them attractive/dance worthy
That happens at Dive Bars too.
But I visit mostly dives b/c they often have few rules, or don’t enforce rules, and that often leads to more fun & bang for your buck.