Crabs, Pedophilia, or What?

ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
What is your best guess as to what's behind the current fad of shaving off crotch hair.

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Clackport
11 years ago
You talking about with dancers? I think dancers feel most customers like to see it shaved. 99% of the dancers I see have it shaved. Even in the real world I don't like to go down on a bush.
ime
11 years ago
Emulation of pornography, and It's not a fad. It's been like that for a while and I don't see it changing.

I prefer it trimmed rather than completely shaved, but not a fan of full bush.
ilbbaicnl
11 years ago
Crotch clear-cutting goes beyond porn or strippers. I'm just wondering if there is some rationale for it. Or did some random person somewhere start it, and it became so common because of monkey see, monkey do.
mikeya02
11 years ago
Wonder on, Ilbba, it's cause the girls like it. Ask them.
ime
11 years ago
yeah I am sure someone knows the name of the first woman to shave her pussy. WTF?

Do you not like the look of pussy and prefer a hairy mess?
gawker
11 years ago
One of my faves has a narrow "v" of pubic hair above her pussy. It's attractive, but I prefer full removal. 50 years ago when I had my first taste of pussy, no one shaved, waxed, or trimmed and after DATY I'd always have a few pubes left over for floss.
ilbbaicnl
11 years ago
Yeah the "some random person somewhere" part makes your sarcasm seem doltishly out of place.

I like landscaped bush. It's better than either overgrown jungle, or clear-cut razor burn.
sclvr5005
11 years ago
Maybe a dancer will post and give her view of it
ime
11 years ago
You're the one asking men, why women prefer to shave their pussies, Speaking of doltishly out of place.

Maybe you should think about where your asking the question, or go back to posting more weird ass questions about mancows and what not.
ime
11 years ago
"Crotch clear-cutting goes beyond porn or strippers."

Yes it does, but I still think Pornography is the main reason. Porn is basically pop culture and a vast majority of women have fully shaved vaginas. This of course would spread to not just strippers and other porn stars but also regular girls/women. Agree with it or not, its a perfectly plausible explanation. I don't mind a shaved pussy.
ime
11 years ago
*vast majority of women in porn have fully shaved vaginas
Yoda
11 years ago
It's hardly a "Current fad" at this point. The first time I can remember seeing a shaved pussy in a strip club was about 25 years ago!
motorhead
11 years ago
Maybe they just aren't fans of Duck Dynasty.
zipman68
11 years ago
Ilbbaicnl my man...you gots ta read the history o' hairless beavers!

http://beavershaver.com/history_pubic_sh…

And now...the obligatory translation to Juicinese:

y u thank bitchez shave they pubs? I likes lookin at a harless cunt when eye put a drumsick upp a chickz azzwhole. Maks me wanna bust me nut on her face afta the cickn sodomize.

OK...I embellished...
ilbbaicnl
11 years ago
Latest contender for the lamest argument on TUSCL: exactly how long does a fad have to last before it's lasted too long to still be a fad.

Even though I'm a man, I know why women wear menstrual pads during their period. Ime perhaps you personally are 100% ignorant of women's motives. But it's incorrect for you to assume that no man might be aware of women's motives for doing something. And of course, we do also have female participants here.

I'm not convinced the majority have no or minimal pubic hair. I think that, for many women, the only pubes they make sure to remove are those that would be seen when they wear their bathing suit.

Claiming that most women clear-cut is not an explanation of why they do it. It's a reasonable hypothesis that the trend started in porn. I think there are still many women (even younger ones) who have little interest in porn. But their lovers probably watch it, and may request that they shave. But that's not a full explanation of why the trend exits. Why did it start in pornography, and why did viewers want to imitate the practice in real life? And ime please don't rant about how I should not expect you to know the answers to these questions. I would not even pressure you to be aware of the distinction between your ass and a hole in the ground. They are more generally directed questions.
ilbbaicnl
11 years ago
Zip, I'm not sure that's an unbiased source.
Yoda
11 years ago
Based on my observations I think it's more likely that shaving started as a way of keeping pubes from sticking out from a bikini line and became a popular trend from there. The first American dancers I saw doing it all came from California or Florida and by far the largest proponents of the shave or wax at first were girls from South America. I haven't dated a civvie girl in many years so I can't speak to how far the trend has spread to non dancers and escorts.
ilbbaicnl
11 years ago
I assume most everyone feels like I do, that it's really disgusting how long it took society to begin to actively deal with the widespread problem of pedophilia. I think scientific consideration has to be given to the possibility of associations existing between having hairless crotches and petiteness as the beauty standard, and incidents of pedophilia.
ime
11 years ago
Ilbbiacnl you are such a moron you ask questions and then make snarky bitchass comments withiut providing a single shred of an idea. I dont care if you agree with my idea and no one said a majority of women are totally shaved you twat.

joker44
11 years ago
I just left 'womcows' posts and now this!

Fuck, Ilbby, you're really testy today. Not gettin' any for a while or do you just have a burr up your butthole?

Again with the ad hominem, personal attacks and fallacious 'stinkin' thinkin'.

For all our sakes leave now and get a BBBJ from a SW.
ime
11 years ago
I think the pedophilia angle is way off personally. I think it has more to do with hygiene and just general looks.

Many women (not sure what percentage) prefer men to be trimmed or shaved as well.
zipman68
11 years ago
Coo-el...I'll try to find a scholarly article on the history of pubic shaving in my free time. Or I could have fun doing something else...

If you want a serious answer, I suspect the combination of shaving/waxing bikini lines and influence of porn have promoted the hairless beaver. Pubic hair removal HAS been practiced in some areas for a while. I dated somebody who spent time in North Africa as a high school exchange and she sugared with the other girls in the house when there. Alas, she went back to bush upon returning to the states. But that was many moons ago, when shaving/waxing was uncommon.

If you look at soft core and hardcore porn there has been a trend first for trimming and later for going bare that began in the 80s, picked up in the '90s, and continues now. You hear about celebs doing it and I even had an employee mention that she planned laser removal about 10 years ago (excused myself since i worried that I'd make a joke that would fall under the umbrella of sexual harassment). If you call it a fad it has lasted longer than pet rocks.

Personally, I dig a landing strip!
crazyjoe
11 years ago
What is wrong with you ibby ?
crazyjoe
11 years ago
Did you eat too much bush and get crabs in your brain?
motorhead
11 years ago
Do womcows have 4 vaginas?
shadowcat
11 years ago
I believe that it is an esthetic thing. Back in 1962 my GF was a dancer(Chorus line & Ballet). As we were about to get personal for the first time, she warned me of what to expect. As Yoda pointed out, It was necessary to prevent pubies from sticking out from the tiny ward robe the dancers wore.
SlickSpic
11 years ago
It all goes back to the Nair Conspiracy of 1974. We wear short shorts.
ilbbaicnl
11 years ago
"a vast majority of women have fully shaved vaginas" - ime
ime
11 years ago
Hey ibbidipshit you missed the correction directly under it that says in porn with star

ime
11 years ago
Here it is again for ya numbnuts

commented 4 Hours Ago

*vast majority of women in porn have fully shaved vaginas
ilbbaicnl
11 years ago
ime Sorry I didn't see the asterisk in your original post that was inside your head.
ime
11 years ago
Maybe you should read your thread again where its clearly written. Why even a douche like you should be able to read it
Clubber
11 years ago
Hey Slick, if wear female and shaved, would you be ShickSpic?
rickdugan
11 years ago
Not exactly a current fad. It has been commonplace for the last 15 years or so that I've been frequenting clubs and with most of the civvie girls I have been with in the last 12+ years.
rickdugan
11 years ago
But to answer your question, the most common answers I have heard when I've asked why have to do with comfort and hygiene.
rl27
11 years ago
One of the reason that strippers shaved back when I first visited strip clubs in Ohio, was some stupid rule at the time where a club would be fined if any hair peaked out of the bikini, even in nude clubs.

One dancer used to have a nicely trimmed bush when she worked at a nude club with no lap dancing. When she moved to a topless bar with lap dancing I got a lap dance from her, I noticed she was shaved bare when she flashed her pussy.

I asked her about this and she said that the slim bikinis worn at the club required her to shave her hair short, otherwise her bikini wouldn't look right, and she could get fined. Closely shaving irritated her when she gave lap dances, so she shaved herself bare, plus it also let he wear very tiny thongs.
SlickSpic
11 years ago
@Clubber-Hell yes!
Clubber
11 years ago
Slick,

And if there were you and a ShickSpic and you two got together and hit it off, ClickSpics. :)

I'll go no further with this silliness.
georgmicrodong
11 years ago
It's because lesbians objected to the term "carpet munchers."

How's that for a rude, crude, culturally insensitive, socially in acceptable comment?
sclvr5005
11 years ago
^^lol let's see how lopaw responds
unclewillSea
11 years ago
I find that when I shave my balls, strippers are more likely to lick my balls when they give me a bj.
goodsouthernboy
11 years ago
Was the oc referring to men or women shaving crotch hair?
zipman68
11 years ago
^^^
GMD -- who gives a fuck what a bunch o' clam lickers think?

;-)
sclvr5005
11 years ago
^^^ from gmd its funny. Somehow from you its just awkward.
zipman68
11 years ago
Hmmmm...explain Monsieur sclvr5005
sclvr5005
11 years ago
I dunno. I guess its because lopaw seems to have a good relationship with gmd here and they banter often so I doubt she would take any offense. I have never seen her interact with you, zip. She might take it the wrong way.
zipman68
11 years ago
Ah... I suspect I'm not on Lowpaw's radar. She's into her thing and that's coo-el, but I don't find her antics that entertaining. No disrespect intended...just a comment that her posts aren't super-entertaining to me (I find 'em 'meh') and I suspect the feeling is mutual.

The comment was a general politically incorrect joke, not intended for Lowpaw per se (positively or negatively)
sclvr5005
11 years ago
Gotcha.
sofaking87
11 years ago
A hairy bush would scare me off for sure!
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