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Fuck-Marry-Kill:The Barely Legal Edition

Dec 28, 2013, 8:42 AM
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SlickSpic

Sorry for the delay but my hands were full yesterday. On to the next round of, FUCK-MARRY-KILL. For your viewer pleasure and entertainment, today we have the Barely Legal Edition. These three cuties are all 21 and over, ripe for the plundering. Your contestants are-

Victoria Justice

Selena Gomez

Debbie Ryan

Let the games, begin!

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Clackport

I don't know who the other two are, but I would probably fuck and marry Selena Gomez.

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Dougster

Fuck all three of them. At once! Marry and kill none.

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kingcripple

fuck and marry all. well marry all if i was living in utah. kill none

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motorhead

I've heard of Selena Gomez but no clue who the others are.

Next time, make it FMK Over 50 Edtion

Heather Locklear Sharon Stone Sela Ward

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ATACdawg

Ooooooooh!

F&M Sela Ward

F Heather Locklear

K Sharon Stone (regretfully)

For the actual question today, FFF

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SlickSpic

@Moto-Then I'm shagging Betty White.

I have lots more games. Trust me.

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motorhead

Slick--

We make fun of the 90 year old Betty White - buy watch some of the re-runs of the Mary Tyler Moore Show. As a kid, I never found her attractive, but looking back, she was quite the handsome woman in her day.

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rattdog

Victoria Justice

Selena Gomez

Debbie Ryan

kill all 3 of 'em. i wouldn't even consider getting a lapdance from any of them. if I had to marry one of them I'd take the one w/the most in her bank acct.

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BigCodyCooper

Selena Gomez is BEAUTIFUL. I'd fuck her. Victoria Justice is cute. I'd fuck her too. I don't know who Debbie Ryan is.

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SlickSpic

I'd marry Victoria Justice. Her n I would have kids with great genes.

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mjx01

Victoria Justice - Marry (as long as she's not bat shit crazy)

Selena Gomez - Fuck (as long as Bieber didn't give her anything)

Debbie Ryan - Meh... I wouldn't say no to it, but definitely the least preferable on the list

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rentz2

Marry: Gomez Fuck: Victoria Kill: Debbie

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Clubber

I'll just go with a ranking since I would wish to marry or kill any of them.

Just reverse the last two and there's the ranking.

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carl95

rentz2 has it right: Kill: Debbie (she looks like a bobblehead in half the pics I've seen Fuck: Victoria Marry: Selena (don't get raped by a bad pre-nup)

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