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Your autobiography.

shadowcat
shadowcatVIP63055433

Atlanta suburb

12 yrs ago · 1 min read

So you are writing your autobiography about your life and strip clubbing. What would the title be?

Mine - "The old man and the club".

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tumblingdice

Vidi,Veni,Vici.

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motorhead

A Primer on How to be a Pathetic Loser

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.juicebox69

Xcapades

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Dougster

Forget the Ass-Clownery that is The System and Just Ask!

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Dougster

or alternatively... Encounters with Lying, Thieving, Whores

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.juicebox69

Shadow your should be "2am"

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.juicebox69

Lapdanceking your should be "L.D.K"

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jackslash

Pride and Pervertedness

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23cambyman

Sex in the City

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Clackport

I'm in love with a stripper

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Alucard

"The Last Gentleman of the Clubs"

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mikeya02

Mikey's Bathroom Companion Joke Book

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Dougster

alutard: "The Last Gentleman of the Clubs"

ISBN'ed under pure fantasy.

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georgmicrodong

"One small dick for a man, one giant nut for mankind..."

With apologies to the venerable Mr. Armstrong.

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sclvr5005

Sex Lies & Videotape

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tumblingdice

How to turn a chick into a DICK.By Alutard.

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nickifree

The Money Hole.

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BigCodyCooper

The Soft-Handed Sweetheart. Girls often say "you have such soft hands" or "you're such a sweetheart".

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Papi_Chulo

“A White Guy’s Guide to Black Strip Clubs”

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EarlTee

Whore and Piece

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23cambyman

^^HAHA Classic

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Papi_Chulo

“Tales From the Backside”

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juiicebox69

Shadow cold rite bout bein 91 years old ! Aint that rite clubber ?

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farmerart

Slime and Degradation

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Clubber

Citizen Came

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IfIGottaBeDamned

Adventures in Wonderland

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ATACdawg

The Agony and the Agony

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3LeggedMan

She's so Fine, There's no Telling Where the Money Went

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marc5

Hell, I'd purchase "Whore and Piece" and "Citizen Came" based on their titles!

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