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Your autobiography.

shadowcat
shadowcatVIP63065448

Atlanta suburb

12 yrs ago · 1 min read

So you are writing your autobiography about your life and strip clubbing. What would the title be?

Mine - "The old man and the club".

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tumblingdice
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Vidi,Veni,Vici.

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motorhead
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A Primer on How to be a Pathetic Loser

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.juicebox69
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Xcapades

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Dougster
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Forget the Ass-Clownery that is The System and Just Ask!

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Dougster
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or alternatively... Encounters with Lying, Thieving, Whores

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.juicebox69
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Shadow your should be "2am"

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.juicebox69
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Lapdanceking your should be "L.D.K"

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jackslash
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Pride and Pervertedness

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23cambyman
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Sex in the City

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Clackport
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I'm in love with a stripper

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Alucard
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"The Last Gentleman of the Clubs"

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mikeya02
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Mikey's Bathroom Companion Joke Book

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Dougster
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alutard: "The Last Gentleman of the Clubs"

ISBN'ed under pure fantasy.

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georgmicrodong
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"One small dick for a man, one giant nut for mankind..."

With apologies to the venerable Mr. Armstrong.

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sclvr5005
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Sex Lies & Videotape

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tumblingdice
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How to turn a chick into a DICK.By Alutard.

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nickifree
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The Money Hole.

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BigCodyCooper
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The Soft-Handed Sweetheart. Girls often say "you have such soft hands" or "you're such a sweetheart".

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Papi_Chulo
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“A White Guy’s Guide to Black Strip Clubs”

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EarlTee
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Whore and Piece

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23cambyman
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^^HAHA Classic

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Papi_Chulo
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“Tales From the Backside”

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juiicebox69
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Shadow cold rite bout bein 91 years old ! Aint that rite clubber ?

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farmerart
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Slime and Degradation

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Clubber
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Citizen Came

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IfIGottaBeDamned
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Adventures in Wonderland

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ATACdawg
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The Agony and the Agony

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3LeggedMan
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She's so Fine, There's no Telling Where the Money Went

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marc5
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Hell, I'd purchase "Whore and Piece" and "Citizen Came" based on their titles!

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