What with all the hubbub 'bout "the system' and "just ask" and JesterL's new system I'd like to suggest a new system for folks to try.
Just show up wearing a Starfleet uniform, ideally and original series blue uniform, and spend your entire evening at the club in character as a science officer studying the indigenous lif forms. If the music is too loud to understand the strippers refer to problems with your universal translator.
It would be coo-el if somebody would try this and report their success with respect to getting strippers to beam back to their starship for further anatomical scans.
Qapla' my friends...Qapla'
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last commentNice system! I wonder what RickyBoy has to say about this rival system?
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Give Rick boy a run for his money
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With original Starfleet uniform versus the white three-piece polyester suit, I am going to have to tilt it slightly in favor of the Zipman System. Sorry, RickyBoy.
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Well it may work well if a Holodeck is available. LOL
Do the women have to be Green? [Remember the Original Series]{Old Fans only - LOL}
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Looks like Alucard is lookin' for some Orion slave girl nookie. Qapla' my friend!
(BTW, I refuse to buy into the prequel idea that the Orion slave girls are the masters...just exercising my free speech to put down a canonical but crappy Star Trek series...long live TOS).
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@Zip-I'm digging your system. I might have to give it a try. Lately, the Conan The Barbarian Systen has been treatin me well.
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If you're a laid back officer in blue, it works like a charm. Strippers just come over and sit in your lap. I didn't bother with the universal translator. I just used the Vulcan mind meld technique. Vulcans or vampires, seems like strippers don't care if you got some green.
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@Slick -- share the Conan system my brother.
Let's all agree, however, that the Lovecraft system is better left untried!
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@sharkhunter - keep grokin' those strippers my brother!
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Cthulhu can give one hell of a 3-4-1.
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Lol!
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