What with all the hubbub 'bout "the system' and "just ask" and JesterL's new system I'd like to suggest a new system for folks to try.
Just show up wearing a Starfleet uniform, ideally and original series blue uniform, and spend your entire evening at the club in character as a science officer studying the indigenous lif forms. If the music is too loud to understand the strippers refer to problems with your universal translator.
It would be coo-el if somebody would try this and report their success with respect to getting strippers to beam back to their starship for further anatomical scans.
Qapla' my friends...Qapla'
Nice system! I wonder what RickyBoy has to say about this rival system?