The ZIPMAN SYSTEM
zipman68
the speed force!
What with all the hubbub 'bout "the system' and "just ask" and JesterL's new system I'd like to suggest a new system for folks to try.
Just show up wearing a Starfleet uniform, ideally and original series blue uniform, and spend your entire evening at the club in character as a science officer studying the indigenous lif forms. If the music is too loud to understand the strippers refer to problems with your universal translator.
It would be coo-el if somebody would try this and report their success with respect to getting strippers to beam back to their starship for further anatomical scans.
Qapla' my friends...Qapla'
Just show up wearing a Starfleet uniform, ideally and original series blue uniform, and spend your entire evening at the club in character as a science officer studying the indigenous lif forms. If the music is too loud to understand the strippers refer to problems with your universal translator.
It would be coo-el if somebody would try this and report their success with respect to getting strippers to beam back to their starship for further anatomical scans.
Qapla' my friends...Qapla'
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Do the women have to be Green? [Remember the Original Series]{Old Fans only - LOL}
(BTW, I refuse to buy into the prequel idea that the Orion slave girls are the masters...just exercising my free speech to put down a canonical but crappy Star Trek series...long live TOS).
Let's all agree, however, that the Lovecraft system is better left untried!