What sign are you?

I'm a Capricorn and it must be a good thing because the strippers are always telling me that I am compatible with whatever sign they are. :)

Gemini Aquemini

Yield.

OP, this is your pick-up line to the ladies???

Groovy topic Mikey. Well, I'm a Cancer, but I really focus more on what my mood ring tells me than my sign. My mood ring gets all mellow when I sit around and smoke weed with my pet rock. Then I feel more like a Libra. Say, you wanna bring the wife over to the key party we're havin' tonight? I got the new Village People 8-track!

Whoa...head rush from the '70s flashback!

Scorpio

When asked by strippers, I always say I'm "Positive."

@I always say I'm negative. Most women usually are talking about stds ne?

I'm a taurus and fit the...bull (get it, i said bull when it should be bill I'm a hoot *snark*). Tempermental, intelligent and a general sweetheart.

@I always say I'm negative. Most women usually are talking about stds ne?

I'm a taurus and fit the...bull (get it, i said bull when it should be bill I'm a hoot *snark*). Tempermental, intelligent and a general sweetheart.

@Estafador -- 'Bares" repeating.

I'd love to know what % of strippers are actually into the zodiac and what % learn its intricacies as a conversation point.

I remember there was once a horrible basketball team in Pittsburgh that gutted its roster and then filled all the positions with players who were Pisces. They took a sheik, a couple twins, an old white guy who could only shoot set-shots, and Dr. J., and they became the best team in the league.

If that doesn't prove the importance of the zodiac, I don't know what would.

I almost never get asked this question in a strip club. If they know anything about Astronomy, they might know originally thousands of years ago your sign indicated what zodiac star constellation the sun aligned with during your birth month. Stars do move. After thousands of years, the sun is typically in a different zodiac star constellation than what astrology says is your sign. For example astrology says my sign is Cancer but the sun was in the constellation of Gemini when I was born. All the signs are off about a month as far as zodiac constellations go. I often read two horoscopes. They both often make no sense whatsoever. One did recently though. It read something like it may be to my gain to save my money. Yeah right. :). Who wouldn't that apply to?

Dolla sine !

Think of 69 and that's me!

Leo

Aquarius

Are we the Floaters now? Float, Float on.

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