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watermelon-juice-will-make-your-dick-hard

http://uproxx.com/webculture/2014/04/science-watermelon-juice-will-make-your-dick-hard/ Be sure to watch the video. :)

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Stigma associated with perverts row

At least in the Phoenix valley there seems to be a stigma associated with sitting alone at perverts row (also known as the tip rail). Not many PL's do it in this area. For me, it is the best seat…

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Miami

I am making a trip down to Miami area for Memorial day weekend. I am an extras guy, any guidance on where i should definitely go, i appreciate the PM. Thanks my fellow hobbyists. I got intel as well on…

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How cool was the Clippers revolt?

This is why I am proud to live in this country.

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Band!

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nba-bans-donald-sterling-for-life--fines-him--2-5-million-for-racial-comments-181803437.html

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TUSCL scrambled?

Are the TUSCL pages scrambled or just on my browser? Other pages seem fine.

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Man robbed at strip club after leaving fundraiser

http://www.macombdaily.com/general-news/20140429/utashs-son-robbed-at-strip-club-after-attending-fundraiser NEVER pay for services upfront!!

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Tornadoes!

Any of you in the way of these things? Heard they might show up in N. Carolina. Juice will have to secure his trailer.

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Coeds by Day, Strippers by Night

This is the best way to pay for higher education. http://nypost.com/2014/04/28/these-nyc-coeds-are-students-by-day-strippers-by-night/

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Odd coincidence

A bit of sports history. The Buffalo Braves became an NBA expansion team in 1970. The Braves moved to San Diego in 1978 and were renamed the Clippers. The Clippers moved to Los Angeles in 1984 John Y.…

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So...which one of you pervos got caught in this sting?

www.egotastic.com/2014/04/dont-put-horse-sex-ads-on-craigslist/

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Yet another fake review by juice.

Reviews of Racks, Casper Racks 1910 Talc Rd. Casper, Wyoming 82604 Have you been to Racks? Write a review and get a free 4 week VIP membership to tuscl.net. Avatar Bat_Mane Prop Bat_Mane Ignore Bat_Mane…

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Mc D

Mc Donalds got some bad reviews because Dukey fucked up the shitter

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

This was my second visit to...

This was my second visit to Mons Venus, the previous time was a few years back. I went on a Thursday night around 9 pm and there were only a few customers. By the time…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

First time at this club. Only...

First time at this club. Only had less than an hour to kill. It's in a pretty safe industrial area. Valet is mandatory $5 (stupid if you ask me). Staff was very attentive and friendly.…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

So, normally I've been traveling downtown...

So, normally I've been traveling downtown to GD for the 18+ lap dances which are pretty good but I decided to try out Jiggles on a normal basis as it is closer to my place.…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

I was in ruby's a few...

I was in ruby's a few weeks ago on a thursday afternoon. The club is divided in two. One side has the full bar. The girls walk around there and talk the regulars. Everyone there…

Girls of Glitter Gulch

Las Vegas, Nevada

Not sure what to say about...

Not sure what to say about this place. Visited late on Saturday night, and was very disappointed. When you walk in, they seat you right on the rail, where girls half dance on…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Traveled to Chicago for a business...

Traveled to Chicago for a business trip and opted to try out polekatz. Very easy drive from where I was staying, had valet service which seemed a bit odd, but very friendly. Inside…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

I went to this club in...

I went to this club in the early afternoon on a Friday about a week ago. The club has a dedicated parking area. When I walk in it was so dark that I…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

I recommend this club to anybody...

I recommend this club to anybody wondering if it's any count, the girls the night I went were damn good looking, very nice, and they will just sit and talk as well! 5 stars for…

Torch Lounge

South Bend, Indiana

The dancers are actually pretty good...

The dancers are actually pretty good - they are attractive and friendly. They are topless with pasties only, and private dances are no different (no touching in private dances). The club itself looks…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

I don't usually like to give...

I don't usually like to give away my new favorites, but there is a young Asian girl who calls herself "London" who is worth a spin in the back room. I did 5 with her…

Bombay

Chihuahua, Chihuahua

Bombay was comparatively smaller then Dickens...

Bombay was comparatively smaller then Dickens (another strip club next door to Bombay). Half the size may be. Half the strippers. Most of the strippers were in the 3-5 range. Most of them were fatties…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

So i wanted to like this...

So i wanted to like this club.... didn't quite get there. Standard cover at the door. and the club is loud. Right from the entry area you can't hear anything except the music.…

Le Girls Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

There are some good dancers and...

There are some good dancers and some average dancers. The average ones will keep coming to you and ask you for dances. But the good ones are mostly busy. You have to go hunting for…

Starz

Gardena, California

This club is great because of...

This club is great because of the full bar downstairs - more of a club atmosphere. unlike most of the nude strip clubs, the girls here really put some effort into dancing on state…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Easily the best club to visit...

Easily the best club to visit in Atlantic City! This club offers every type of girl you could imagine. Atleast 40 girls working on a Saturday night. This club is BYOB with a beer store/bar next…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

By far the best fully nude...

By far the best fully nude strip club in SF! The girls are hot. better than those at any of the other fully nude strip clubs and right on par with those at the Mitchell Brothers.…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

I wanted to continue my last...

I wanted to continue my last review. The establishment itself is pretty spacious, but very crowded the one Saturday night that I went in, but that is to be expected on a weekend night. It…

Men's Club of Reno

Reno, Nevada

I visited Men's club on a...

I visited Men's club on a Tuesday evening. The club is small, but has a nice atmostphere to it. There is only one stage at the back of the club with multiple tables and chairs…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

The visit was on a Thursday...

The visit was on a Thursday night. It was a quick visit after work, so I want in business casual. Maybe because I'm younger but most of the girls that stopped by mentioned it. I…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

One night to enjoy this hobby...

One night to enjoy this hobby in Phoenix and after reading many reviews narrowed choice to Hi Liter and BSC. Went with BCS and what a great choice I made. Many other reviews describe…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

On a previous visit, I thought...

On a previous visit, I thought that I had died and gone to heaven. The place was PACKED with gorgeous girls and all stages were active. Blame it on the day, the weather,…

Pleasure Island Club

Orange Lake, New York

Executive traveler here so was in...

Executive traveler here so was in town and looking for something fun to do on a weeknight. This club was a stones through away from the courtyard Marriott, so I thought id pop in. Didn't…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Back to Desire after a long...

Back to Desire after a long absence. First the club. The main 1st floor club is small with two bars a main stage with seating around the perimeter. A very small second…

Pussycat Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Okay. Well, first and foremost, there...

Okay. Well, first and foremost, there are NO good clubs in Louisville. At least not if you are looking for the kind of contact experience I am generally looking for. This place was doing something…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

You can get free admission coupons...

You can get free admission coupons in the Ohio Night Vision magazine or off their stripclublist.com web page to waive their cover charge. There is rarely any drink minimum pressure. Bud light draft is…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

I got suckered into coming here...

I got suckered into coming here because they were advertising a 3 for $30 dance special on Sunday,Monday, and Tuesday. The catch though is that these are done on small chairs with no privacy.…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

This club is my current favorite...

This club is my current favorite in Columbus but it can be expensive. The cover charge is $10 (although there are some free passes available). The VIP cover charge is $15 and includes…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Went in on a Saturday and...

Went in on a Saturday and there were about 10-15 dancers on rotation. They seem to be trying to add a row of seats near the two stages for tipping but no one is ever…

Sharky's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Walked in on a...

Walked in on a slow night, got there about ten and it was practically dead. I sat down in the front room with a beer and a few minutes later a decent looking…

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

Quiet early Thursday afternoon. With...

Quiet early Thursday afternoon. With an afternoon off I stopped in just after lunch. There were only 2 dancers but I happened to be the first patron in for the day. One…

Dixie Divas

New Orleans, Louisiana

After checking out a couple of...

After checking out a couple of Bourbon Street clubs I decided to step into Dixie Divas on recent Thursday night. It turned out to be a very good experience, one I wasn't expecting based…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Decided to check Players out since...

Decided to check Players out since my last visit wasnt good. Decided to give it another try because I have had some good times here. Got here at about 6. The quality seemed on par with…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Was excited to be back in...

Was excited to be back in town to visit one of my favorite clubs.... but not sure what happened this time. It wasn't as fun as I remembered. Not sure if my memory cuts out…

Goddess Gentlemen's Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Not very impressed. I went before...

Not very impressed. I went before an 7:30pm O's game on a Sat. Girls dance to 2 songs a came around the bar for a tip. Of the 4-5 girls I saw in my hour…

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choice in VIP

BBBJ with cim or covered FS for the same price

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Broke my favorites heart

In true PL fashion, I spoil the shit out of my favorite. Drink, food, generous tipping, good conversation etc.. Even when I see another dancer I want to spend time with, I always ensure my favorite is taken care of…

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Flood of Negative Reviews for Cheetahs in Az

There have been a flood of negative reviews from first time reviewers on Cheetahs in Phoenix. Is there some dispute between rival clubs or is this place really that bad? Does anyone from Phoenix have any insight? https://www.tuscl.net/stripclubreviews.php?DID=2946

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How to tell if shes a ROB??

Any advice on how to tell if a chick is a ROB (Rip Off Bitch) before you reach the VIP/CR?

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Its in her eyes

As a true player that I am I have noticed a simple truth. You can tell without ever saying a word either or not if s girl wants to fuck with you or not. It is this truth that my…

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Tossing out $100 Bills like Candy

When your the local drug lord its easy to hand out $100 bills. I'm a true old school player so when I club every girl is going to have a good night. $100 to everyone then I VIP

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$2 Dollar Bills

Tipping with $2 bills. In the news (see below) I think it's advice I picked up on TUSCL. Dancers - in my experience- love them. The usual response is genuine gratitude..."oh, I save these in a box at home." Because…

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California strip club help needed (Santa Rosa / Sacramento)

This discussion is for the California women and gentlemen on the board. I will be staying in Santa Rosa California for a week this summer and am looking for the closest high contact club. Looks like I am in "no…

The Hardware Store

Watertown, Wisconsin

Stopped in on a weekday afternoon...

Stopped in on a weekday afternoon on my way south on a work trip. Wasn't sure if it was even open because there didn't seem to be many cars around front and the club is…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Surprisingly slow Friday afternoon, about 10-15...

Surprisingly slow Friday afternoon, about 10-15 dancers on shift doing single song sets on each of the three stages. Majority of dancers here are either Latina or AA, there are some white dancers and a…

Monarchs Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I went to Monarch's about a...

I went to Monarch's about a week ago, just to check out the whole Industry club scene. It's a very small club located in a strip mall, so parking is ample. The area seemed relatively…

Rainbow Sports Bar

Spitalfields, England

I went to the Rainbow Sports...

I went to the Rainbow Sports Bar few times in the past 5 weeks but I did not have the chance to visit the bar on a Sunday night. admission fee is 5 pounds, while…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Stopped by the club to see...

Stopped by the club to see the feature and the rest of the enticing staff. The club was only about half full, but began filling up as the night went on. After I…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

Its a nice club. I'm from...

Its a nice club. I'm from california so our lapdances are way over priced. 25 for a lap dance is always a good time for me. There are a bunch of girls that just hang…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

First time going to Brad's, it...

First time going to Brad's, it was a Friday afternoon so I wasn't sure what to expect, but the atmosphere was great very laid back and plenty of seating. A good amount of ladies on…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I've been here twice and found...

I've been here twice and found it a mixed bag. The club itself is nice and clean inside, with plenty of seating and not a bad seat in the house. Servers are friendly…

Tango India

San José, Costa Rica

This is a very nice club...

This is a very nice club and it looks like an American Strip Club. I was there a sunday night around 10 and there were about 15 girls working. They all had the same outfit…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

I have enjoyed trashy, cheaper clubs...

I have enjoyed trashy, cheaper clubs with average or below-average dancers that give great mileage and leave thinking I had a great time. Sadly, when mileage is low, trashy, cheaper clubs don't deliver anything…

The Executive Club

New York, New York

This is a nice , high-quality...

This is a nice , high-quality club, with attractive girls. This is as 'luxury' as i've seen - similar to the other top chains. This one is a really big place, so its pretty easy…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

I was in Portland on business...

I was in Portland on business several weeks ago and went on a bit of a strip club tour in my off hours. Jiggles was the first stop as I was driving into the city.…

Scores Atlantic City

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Came here after slaving away at...

Came here after slaving away at a convention all day for work at the Borgata. I was pretty damn excited that a legitimately named strip club had finally come to Atlantic City. I walked in…

Exotica

Portland, Oregon

Still checking out the clubs in...

Still checking out the clubs in my new city. - - - I read several reviews about Exotica here and pass it all the time. -- Thought I'd just stop in and check it…

Mr. Happy's Cafe

Waterbury, Connecticut

Been here before without too much...

Been here before without too much success, but tried again since it is the most convenient local option. Girls as a whole are normally not hot - just average. Usually there is one or two…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

Arrived at 11pm and stayed until...

Arrived at 11pm and stayed until close (4am). Valet $6, Cover $13, Coat check but cant remember the price. Easy to find off a main road with other nearby clubs I did not visit. First…

Velvet Touch

Mt Morris Township, Michigan

I had driven by this place...

I had driven by this place for years as it is located right off of the major expressway I-75. It is a little shack that basically has a bunch of adult merchandise for sale ie…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Have been here a couple times;...

Have been here a couple times; kind of expensive but the dancers are pretty nice. $10 cover charge (free if you went to Sneaky Pete's), $9 for a non-alcoholic drink. The private dances are…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Westminster, California

First I should clear up a...

First I should clear up a few inaccuracies in the main description. The club itself does not serve food of any kind, though there is a vending machine. Some nights a taco cart does pull…

Desire

Port Richey, Florida

It's been awhile since I visited...

It's been awhile since I visited Diamond's, so I decided to drop by. It turns out the club changed the name to Desire. Parking lot was clean up little bit which I like…

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

So I stroll into this club...

So I stroll into this club after it was apparent that a neighboring club had too high of a Client/dancer ratio. Having to pay $5 for parking is already an issue. i get to the…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

I actually do like this club....

I actually do like this club. The ambiance is great and on the night i went there was a variety of talent to be had. The girls are friendly mixed, white, latino, black ...you name…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

It was raining pretty bad in...

It was raining pretty bad in Friday afternoon, and it was perfect excuse to stop by Oz and get away from rain. Beer at this place is really cheap. $2 a bottle of…

Happy-Go-Lucky

Houston, Texas

It was late and this was...

It was late and this was the only club open on the T=road strip. There were only two ladies working and I was approached by Young (that is her name not her relative age).…

Teasers, A Gentlemens Club

Flint, Michigan

I try to stop at Teasers...

I try to stop at Teasers late nights when I can. Their drinks are pretty cheap compared to most clubs and their table side dances are only $10. A full song here is typically 4…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

I have not been to GGR...

I have not been to GGR in a while, so I figured I would stop by. It just so happens that 2 of my favorite girls are working that night. The place is as immaculate…

TD's Show Club West

Tucson, Arizona

Nothing special. Had a few drinks...

Nothing special. Had a few drinks and chatted up a few of the dancers (it was a slow night for them so I got extra attention). Haven't been to a club in a long time,…

Bachelor's Inn

Coos Bay, Oregon

This is my second trip to...

This is my second trip to Coos Bay for a fishing trip and stop bye Bachelor's Inn to have a couple drinks and watch the girls dance and hope to see Lacey again. It was…

Road House Cabaret

Queens, New York

I was here on a busy...

I was here on a busy saturday night. The facility is modern and new looking. Beer was offered at $8 a bottle and wine was available. On to the dancers. There were 7-9 girls.…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Anchorage, Alaska

Came in on a Friday and...

Came in on a Friday and it was very busy. This is pretty much the only game in town, but it's good. There are some hot girls in here, but they want talk to you…

Pure Platinum

Wilton Manors, Florida

First off the club looks beautiful...

First off the club looks beautiful on the outside but on the inside it's a bit old-fashioned it was three for me and about $10 for my homeboy the girl I got a dance from…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

As always Brads is my favorite...

As always Brads is my favorite club in Indy. The place is always clean and safe. The parking lot has a guard after dark so you don't have to worry about your car.…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

I have been here a couple...

I have been here a couple times lately in the afternoon. It is a fairly clean looking bar. The decor kind of reminds me of a casino. There are usually about 4 or 5 girls…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Visited early Monday afternoon for a...

Visited early Monday afternoon for a couple hours. There were about 10 dancers and few customers. The dancers were all slender, with nice natural boobs and flat tummies--not a fatty in the…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

I'm a Brit and we usually...

I'm a Brit and we usually visit you guys down in Florida for your theme parks. Forget Disney - go to Tootsie's instead; it's the best theme park in the world! God only…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Had a late flight out of...

Had a late flight out of Tampa and an hour to kill, so based on TUSCL ratings, I decided to try 2001 since it was just a few minutes from the airport. I went in…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Had a rough day at work...

Had a rough day at work so I decided to grab a beer and look at some beautiful women hoping that would cheer me up. Sat down at the bar and...no happy hour.…

The Cabaret

Belleville, Ontario

I've been to the cabaret about...

I've been to the cabaret about five times now, over the last three years, and I have begun to notice a trend, good looking women sitting with regulars, or standing near the bar, either on…

Nicola's

Commerce, California

I arrived on a Sunday at...

I arrived on a Sunday at about 10pm. Security is pretty tight since they had about 4 bouncers at the front door. The cover was $10. The club seems old but well kept. When you…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

I was there recently and ihe...

I was there recently and ihe number of girls has definitely gone down in the last year or so. Still, there are some very attractive and friendly girls and I had a good…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I hit P's two weekdays in...

I hit P's two weekdays in a row, arriving a little before 2:00 on the first visit. I read online somewhere (maybe here?) the club opens at 1:00, but it actually opens at 11:00AM on…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped here after a night of...

Stopped here after a night of bar hopping as it was closest of the bars to my residence. Not much to look at on this night initially. Many overweight dancers in immediate view…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Food was really good and at...

Food was really good and at a great price. Me and my co workers go there regularly for lunch because you cant beat (no pun intended) the price for the taste of the food. Throw…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

My first review! Average club. Went...

My first review! Average club. Went on a Sat night around 9pm. Girls were 6-7s maybe one 8. 6 girls that night. What I like about the place is that you could sit close to…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Decided to finally check out this...

Decided to finally check out this new club on a Friday evening. The club is easy to get to even without GPS. Just take the 4th Ave exit off the I-5 near Safeco, head south…

Tiffany's Cabaret

San Antonio, Texas

Had not been in several years....

Had not been in several years. The place was nice and low fee to get in. The girls were a mix of average to attractive but that all depends on what you like. Seem to…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Really hot girls, 7-9s. Packed...

Really hot girls, 7-9s. Packed on a sat night. I felt if it was too crowded, easy for the girls to walk to the next guy if you don't want a dance. Low mileage…

Krystal Cabaret

Portsmouth, Virginia

The specifics of this club are...

The specifics of this club are already outlined pretty well by other reviewers, so I'll just share my experience. Visited a couple times while on vacation at Virginia Beach. Friday night late (10-11 or so)…

Foxy Lady

Ranson, West Virginia

I've been to this club two...

I've been to this club two times now. Both times on Thursday late at night. The cover is only $5 and the place has a full bar. You will either love or hate the owner/bartender.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

The layout of the club has...

The layout of the club has been discussed in great detail already and nothing has really changed since my last visit. I heard the seats along the wall are now $25/song while the inner…

Excape Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Not a bad place. More like...

Not a bad place. More like a neighborhood sports bar than divy strip club, but it has some of that element to it. This is not a pasties place, it's topless with some good dancers.…

Gold Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

This place is in my way...

This place is in my way home so if I have had a long day I tend to stop by because there is no cover from 7pm - 9pm. I decided to stop in Thursday…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Had the opportunity to finally check...

Had the opportunity to finally check this place out after reading several reviews. The place is accurately described in the other reviews so I will not repeat describing the layout. I was there…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

I had heard things were getting...

I had heard things were getting bad and now have seen it for myself. Even though this club has had some ugly or overweight girls, there has always been a couple of good lookers. I…

Biloxi Bar and Gentlemen's Club

Biloxi, Mississippi

Wow..Never have I been to a...

Wow..Never have I been to a place this bad. First of all, it is not topless. It's a single dingy room in a part of town that doesn't make you feel safe.…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

My friend came up with this...

My friend came up with this place as we want to try some new club. We looked online and it looked decent so we decided to go there on tuesday after work. From outside the…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

First time at this club. Saw...

First time at this club. Saw a couple of good reviews so decided to check it out. Arrived pretty hungry after a long day and found a cute bartender. Ordered a Heine and a…

Tunnel of Love

West Babylon, New York

This is a video booth with...

This is a video booth with lots of DVDs, peep show booths and adult toys. there are girls in the front ranging from below average to average and no one is hot. The club is…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Well I was in New Mexico...

Well I was in New Mexico and figure I would try this club out and I am glad I did. I printed off a coupon for free admission and went on in. They do scan…

Jaguar Gentleman's Club

Detroit, Michigan

I was there with a group,...

I was there with a group, so your solo experience may vary. The club is in a retail strip center, so after normal business hours there is plenty of free parking to be had.…

Teasers

Tampa, Florida

This club is actually on of...

This club is actually on of my favorites. The place is like a local bar everyone seems to get along. The club is mainly a black club but I'm a middle aged white guy and…

Club Vogue

Columbia, Missouri

Was on my way from St....

Was on my way from St. Louis to Kansas City, decided on a whim to stop in for a visit. I was very glad I did. I didn't want to stay long so…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

In town for business and decided...

In town for business and decided to hit up Rick's instead flashdancers. The club is pretty impressive once inside. There are three floors (heard the second floor was for food and third was for VIP). Women…

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Strangest thing you heard a stripper say?

I'll start. Last night I heard. "are you telekinetic?". I thought one of the weirdest things before was "I don't care about money."

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You cock suckers don't know what a racist is.

To be a racist you have to have and show hate for an entire race. I have never slandered or said anything offensive to the whole of the African American race. My beef is solely with juicebox69 et and anyone…

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COI - Cracking down on extras?

From a recent post on the Strip Club Hound blog: "Saturday, April 26, 2014 Cracking Down A friend of mine who frequents clubs in the City of Industry tells me the clubs down there are cracking down on extras. There was a time…

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Obama's DOJ forcing banks to decline adult workers accounts?

Oh yea democrats. They are so into everyone - not! https://news.vice.com/articles/is-the-doj-forcing-banks-to-terminate-the-accounts-of-porn-stars?utm_source=vicefbus "Now, news is slowly surfacing that shows the US Department of Justice may be strong-arming banks into banning porn stars." Cuz you know, dancing is like selling pot...

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Donald Sterling Is a Pretty Smart Man!

Here's a guy who really tells it like it is. Got the media and our nigger president in a hoff but you can't fault the truth of what he said.

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OT: To kill a mocking bird.

And I ain't talking about the movie. That fucker goes all night long right outside my bedroom window. The used to tag team my cat. One would get his attention and the other would dive bomb him from behind a…

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Portland

This is for the Portland area clubbers. I'm looking for a little info on a couple of girls that work the night shift at the Dolphin and Dolphin 2. Just send me a private message please. Thanks!

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Headmuns Security Pants

Real or not? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyNVpvZRwIY

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Chase Bank at it again

You can bet Chase will accept their bail out money though... http://www.cnbc.com/id/101616944 Chase closing accounts of porn stars: Report 21 Hours Ago CNBC.com Chase Bank is closing the accounts of hundreds of people who work in the adult industry, according to multiple reports Celebrity blogger Perez…

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Who is going to church today?

To get a lapper from the HAWT church chicks!

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The Billionaire PL

Donald Sterling, owner of the Clippers, was recorded telling his girlfriend he did not want her to be seen with black people like Magic Johnson. His concern, I think, was that he would be viewed as a PL if…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I've heard many good things about...

I've heard many good things about this club, had a pass so I decided to give it a try. Came in on a Friday night so was expecting a good crowd. This was a very…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

The club looks unappealing from the...

The club looks unappealing from the outside, but it is better inside. $10 cover and $10 2 drink minimum, so essentially a $20 cover charge. Girls were friendly but not too pushy. There were some…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Took my first trip across the...

Took my first trip across the border to see if the rumors were true about the historical Sundowner club. I visited on a Saturday around 5pm and stayed for about 4 hours. This turns out…

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Preference ... dances on the open floor or in a separate LD room ?

Off the bat – I would say I'd prefer dances in a separate LD room b/c one has more privacy. But to the other side of the coin – thinking about it I've had some great times in clubs where the…

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When a stripper calls or texts ?

Piggybacking on tlk's “stripper in need” thread. I will say that it's usually a shakedown for $$$ and this is what I would post – yet the few times I've gotten texted/called by a stripper; I almost always get excited for…

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stripper in need

I just had a stripper text me and ask me for $60 to pay her phone bill. why do strippers always have cheap prepaid phones anyway ? she's about a 9.right now I've never met her for OTC only been…

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Did LDK go to school in Houston?

http://www.khou.com/news/local/Aldine-ISD-Police--Teacher-charged-with-improper-relationship-with-student-256678251.html

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Why do I do this?

In a rare moment of introspection I started to ponder why I am a SC Hound/Junkie. What fills me with the almost irresistible urge to hang out in strip joints by myself, drinking and soaking up the ladies? Why do…

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Overrated-Underated

Overrated-Angelina Jolie Underrated-Lacey Chabert

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OT-Movie continuity errors

The one I remember is the beginning of Alien. You see a computor screen turn on to awaken the crew. A coffee cup is to the right. After switching away, its back to the screen. The coffe cup is gone! No…

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Thinking XXX Dvd

I rented this Dvd recently and I thought other TUSCL readers may find it interesting. It does have a touch of pretense but it was still a good documentary with lots of nude footage of 30+ porn stars (mostly female).…

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Best nickname for another TUSCLer

What is the best nickname for a fellow TUSCLer? Often, the names are insults, a la tittyfag's designation of yours truly as zEROTURD (points for doing something interesting with the capitalization, but othwise weak). However, I'll point out a good one…

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Ilbbaicnl says the craziest shit

I'm going to nominate Ilbbaicnl for the "dude who says the craziest shit on TUSCL". You'd think that Juice would have this sewn up, what with his days of being the prophet Juice, receiving messages from the aether or his…

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Lilo gets shown up. :)

http://www.celebuzz.com/2014-04-25/watch-lindsay-lohan-take-a-spin-on-the-stripper-pole-again/

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All-Time Most Twisted Name for a Real Porn Flick

Cirque du Hole-A Top it.

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Anybody want to grope her?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2613123/Nice-bee-louse-Woman-WEARS-12-000-stinging-insects-naked-chest-stomach-churning-photo-series.html

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Rivalries

There have been some big ones on this bored that have resulted in some casualties ( jb68&jb69). It is just interesting in how some of them develop. The biggest one had too be shadowcat vs juicebox 69 and that didn't…

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Things strippers say

Here are some lines that I've heard in recent months from strippers at extras-friendly clubs, either just west of Detroit or across the river from St. Louis: 1. "I have no gag reflex." 2. "I do bareback and I swallow." 3.…

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OT: Buffalo Bills cheerleaders suspend operations

Pack up the pom-poms in Buffalo, because the Bills will be playing without the support of their official cheerleaders this year. The decision was made two days after five former Jills filed a lawsuit complaining they worked hundreds of hours…

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Shill review wars in your town?

There is a club in an area that I am in a lot that is a bit remote and does not have the best dancers. Interestingly, reviews keep popping up on TUSCL periodically, touting this club. Almost always from a…

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"I would have done [xyz], but I didn't have the time."

I have read countless reviews on here from guys who claim that they were offered [insert the fun activity here] in some VIP or CR area, but did not partake because they "didn't have the time." Does anyone actually…

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Deputies: Man drives truck into strip club, trying to take out bouncer

A Jefferson{OH} man could face felony charges after he reportedly drove a truck into an Ashtabula Township business in an attempt to strike an employee with the vehicle.Ashtabula County Sheriff's Department deputies were dispatched to the Rare Cherry Gentleman's Club,…

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this is one thing i hate

One thing I hate. is when leaving a sc a dancer comes running up & says." Give me a dance or a tip so I can get some money/" can't wait to here what y'all think.

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Boy or Girl?

Here's a blog Rick created where you guess the sex of the dancers he's slept with. http://slutroulette.com/blog/dick-or-clit/ Guess the sex, then scroll over the pic to see if you were right!

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Now we know the truth.

48? 103? Wow. If you ever wanted to attack StripperWeb, this is all you need: https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?53548-How-many-people-have-you-slept-with

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TUSCL redesigned?

I clicked on the reviews section and it looks completely different! What...the...fuck! It's not going to be the same without the graphite background.

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Suddenly You See A Lookalike And You Say...

Man, twas about last week when I went to a club and had a good time with my friends. This lady showed up and we got some convo going. Not bad. The convo was so good I ended up buying a…

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Managing OTC relationships

The nice thing about doing OTC when I travel is that there is almost never drama involved, probably because I am gone from town soon after the event. I also had it pretty good when I clubbed in NY/CT.…

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Is it disrespectful to ask for OTC?

A couple of weeks ago I was getting dances from one of the finest dancers I've ever seen. While she is beautiful and sweet, her dances are somewhat unspectacular. We've really never had that much chemistry either.…

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4 PM'er

Atlanta: Oh, I left the toaster oven on.

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Why am I now getting a certificate error when I come to this site?

Founder, is there a reason? I still use Windows XP. Could that be it?

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"Just don't cum inside me, ok?"

Seriously now, do any of the girls who say this really believe that a guy is going to pull out just as he is hitting full steam? It takes a lot of willpower to pull out just when things…

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How to take care of a S/O that doesn't like you going to strip clubs.

TRAVERSE CITY — A Traverse City man told police he strangled and tried to kill his sleeping girlfriend because she opposed his strip club visits. Sean William Jones, 30, faces felony charges of assault with intent to murder and assault by…

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Guns

Once an old man gave me some great advice. He told me that if I ever got married to make sure she had really big boobs. He told me that they had to be at least big enough to…

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Hot chick doctors on TV

Seems like hot chick (medical) doctors are way over-represented among doctors who appear on TV (relative to how many there are among the general population of doctors). Inevitable I guess, given the appeal to multiple demographics: Typical chick: "A…

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2AM in Detroit

http://www.wxyz.com/news/region/detroit/man-shot-at-gentlemens-club-on-detroits-west-side

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Amish Strip Clubs

I watched the third season of Amish Mafia last night and in I think the sixth and eighth episodes they talked about there being clandestine Amish strip clubs. They call them "madyll gucka". The first instance had non-Amish guys running…

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The perfect girl(s) for Juice et al?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/goingoutguide/movies/frankie-and-alice-movie-review/2014/04/02/f57c7c0a-b5da-11e3-8020-b2d790b3c9e1_story.html

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That's no place to pack a pistol.

A Tennessee woman being booked for driving with a suspended license was slapped with weapons charges after cops found a loaded gun in her vagina, The Smoking Gun reported. Dallas Archer, 19, was arrested at around 3:15 p.m. Monday and brought…

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Simple Question Shadowcat

Were you or were you not seen in Platinum Plus Columbia with Bonesbrother?

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Got a dancers number...I think

Whenever I go to this particular club I always get dances from this one girl. I like her, nice body , small boobs though but everytime I'm with her I have a good time. I haven't done a VIP with…

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Why are you sitting here by yourself?

It seems like a dancer asks me that question every time I go to a club and I still haven't come up with a good answer. Obviously she wants to join me. "so that I am not alone" but how…

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OT: Ban Georgia!

http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/23/us/georgia-governor-signs-gun-bill/index.html We better ban Georgia quick. In all seriousness, I'm pretty pro-gun but I always though discouraging people from carrying guns in bars was probably a good thing. Other than that I don't see much of an issue.

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TUSCL Meet in Detroit

I want to find out if there is interest in having a TUSCL meet in Detroit this summer. We could get to know other TUSCLers, engage in witty and sophisticated conversation, and enjoy Detroit-style lap dances If you're interested, please reply…

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Bonding Over Beverages

Like some of my brothers and sisters, I am a coffee drinker. Love it. I sometimes drink cafe when I'm at the club. At this one club, there's this Brasilian bombshell who also is a coffee queen.…

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Actual Real-World Interaction with Dancers

Most of us know that the vast majority of dancer/customer relations are all about money. However, I see some cynicism on TUSCL that suggests several guys here think it is impossible to actually make a real-world connection with a dancer, even…

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OT: Godzilla

I'm not necessarily a fan of sci-fi action flicks. I find single scene teleplays such as "12 Angry Men" more compelling. But I have to say, the trailers for "Godzilla" look very interesting.

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Asian strippers

does anyone know where i could find asian dancers in the new jersey area? any clubs that have one

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Met a Sweetheart, Who is also a Sexbomb

I had a true PSE with a dancer I recently met, and she has endeared herself with encouraging text messages as well. Since she and I are effectively anonymous here, I have decided to share my favorite of her texts:…

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Anyone else notice this web site taking forever to load pages?

It has been taking a whole minute or two for me recently.