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Rose Gentleman's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Heard that Flashdance had made some...

Heard that Flashdance had made some changes so I decided to try it out on a Sunday afternoon as I was in the area. The layout of the club is okay a huge bar…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

It's sunday night, and thought i'd...

It's sunday night, and thought i'd visit my favorite club at the moment. Got there around 7, not too many people, but not dead and uncomfortable. After about 30 minutes my ATF, Alyssa…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Visited Spearmint Rhino on a recent...

Visited Spearmint Rhino on a recent trip to Vegas. Called for a free limo and it took over 30 minutes for the limo to arrive. Not surprised as the club was absolutely packed…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Went here on a Sunday night....

Went here on a Sunday night. It was Canada day. Surprisingly, there wasn't extra girls for a holiday. Two particular girls tickles my fancy, a blonde named Cynthia, and a brunette named Adriana. Cynthia looked…

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

Need more black girls! And better...

Need more black girls! And better poles! It's bad enough it's not nude at least get some ass shaking money throwing vibes in there! No one wants to watch sticks move like zombies! Drinks are…

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, Illinois

I've been there twice. The first...

I've been there twice. The first time was a couple months ago when it was pretty new still. There were only two girls. One was a skinny black girl and one a skinny white girl.…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

First evening time visit. Here are...

First evening time visit. Here are the results:<br> <br> Plenty of dancers that varied in ethnicity and sizes. Most of them about 7's. The first 9 I saw turned out be be a waitress. Waited around for…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

So after a couple of years...

So after a couple of years of not being in town came back and decided to make a quick stop at one of my chill spots from back in the days. So me and my…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Another visit to the Wheel! Other...

Another visit to the Wheel! Other reviewers have reported mixed results lately, but I have to say that my visit was solid.<br> <br> My buddy and I rolled in about 9:30 on a Thursday evening, paid our…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

So I stopped by Bare Elegance...

So I stopped by Bare Elegance Saturday evening (day before yesterday) for the first time in about 5 years. I remember the club having hot girls but being a little bit more stuck-up than…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Came here on a Wednesday night...

Came here on a Wednesday night after 10pm and was pleasantly surprised by the number of dancers on shift. Club was pretty full, with plenty of tables off the stages already taken. Drinks…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

Found myself in the Daytona Beach...

Found myself in the Daytona Beach area on a recent Sunday night and decided to venture out to see what the local strip club scene was like. Took a drive around the area and…

California Girls

Anaheim, California

I have only been to this...

I have only been to this club once, and most likely will not return. I stopped in on a Thursday afternoon and there were about 8 girls working that I could see. The club…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Located on Cianci street right off...

Located on Cianci street right off of Market Street and within a hundred yards of Moonlight, Baby Dolls and the other bar that was La Vie en Rose.<br> <br> Patted down at door before entering.<br> <br> Once inside, not…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Unexpectedly high number of attractive dancers...

Unexpectedly high number of attractive dancers on duty this afternoon. Seems like lately on day shift Pandora’s usually has one or two hot girls working, but today there was a small handful of private-worthy dancers…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Might have just been a bad...

Might have just been a bad night, but YW was BORING on Friday from 9-11. No hard bodies, very little mix. Couple of nice conversationalists, but the mood was uptight and not fun like I…

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Got there around 5pm on Sunday...

Got there around 5pm on Sunday afternoon, no cover before 7pm, parked on street. They have great drink and food specials. Half off everything before 7pm, and a $2 any beer special as well. Very…

Christie's Cabaret Canton

Canton, Ohio

Stopped in here with a buddy...

Stopped in here with a buddy on Saturday night who I was visiting (I'm from out of town). He picked up the cover, I believe it was $8 or so. Club is in…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

I was very disappointed in this...

I was very disappointed in this club. I went in the evening when I was in town for work. The layout is nice, and upscale. They have girls come around to give massages, and that…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Checked out this place while in...

Checked out this place while in Vegas with some buddies. Pretty standard cover charge as it was a busy weekend and the place looked packed, but the doorman got us a table pretty quick. Went…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

I visited this place not too...

I visited this place not too long ago and was more impressed by the exterior then what was going on inside. The remodel was done very well and it does look more upscale for…

Gold Rush Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Visited on a Tues night from...

Visited on a Tues night from approx 1a to closing time. A few quick notes:<br> <br> 1. If you buy a bottle of liquor and have more than 1/2 left, the club will cork and…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Sunday was a slow down for...

Sunday was a slow down for me. My feet wanted to go out but my mind could not figure out where. <br> <br> I jumped into my awesome car and drove around Portland downtown. Spent a few…

Round Valley Inn

Clinton, New Jersey

Interesting place. Obviously a place where...

Interesting place. Obviously a place where it pays to be known and during the World Cup may not be the best time for the attention of the dancers. There were 3 on that I was…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

This review is from about 10...

This review is from about 10 days ago. Decent visit as always and no smoking is big plus now vs 6 months back.<br> I was there 6pm - 9pm and the late afternoon/early eve girls are…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

This is a topless club with...

This is a topless club with a full bar. Now, the management requires the girls to be VERY pushy so I wouldn't come here if you like to sit and relax before deciding what and…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

First Don't Judge the book by...

First Don't Judge the book by its cover. When I first rolled up on The Harlem, people are hanging around the entrance. There is also a strange VIP valet service going on with…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Went in on a Saturday night...

Went in on a Saturday night with the intent of looking for a certain dancer. Got inside and was 1 of 2 customers in the place. The girl I was looking for Zoey was on…

327 club

New Orleans, Louisiana

This is one of the random...

This is one of the random holes on Bourbon street.....<br> <br> They have lapdances that are done in a completely different building so I know for a fact the mileage here is pretty high. (Higher than I'm…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

This is still to me the...

This is still to me the best club in Indy. Nice looking dancers that are willing to stop and talk for awhile not just push for privates. First girl to stop by was Asia a…

Club Allure Chicago

Bellwood, Illinois

Came back Saturday night, which is...

Came back Saturday night, which is my 3rd visit. Got there about 7:15 p.m., which contrary to what their website says, is when they open (web says 5:00 p.m.).<br> <br> I was warmly greeted by the guy…

Diamond Dolls

Syracuse, New York

I visited Diamond Dolls for the...

I visited Diamond Dolls for the first time on a Monday night from 8:00-10:00 and had a great time. My visit occurred about a week before this review was posted.<br> <br> I found myself near Syracuse…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

I finally got around to checking...

I finally got around to checking this place out after wanting to make the trip from Chicago for some time. My initial reaction was that the club was nicer on the inside than I expected.…

Filmores

Toronto, Ontario

This is my favorite club while...

This is my favorite club while visiting Toronto. I always stay right down the street. Despite others mentioning a concern over safety in the area, I have never had a problem. Not a fancy, shiny…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

What do you say about Follies...

What do you say about Follies that hasn't already been said? Maybe that's why it's taken me a while to post a review. <br> <br> I visited on a Sunday afternoon and had the mandatory…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

The quality of the VIP rooms...

The quality of the VIP rooms here keeps getting better and better. It's not cheap ($305 for a half hour) but the quality of the dances is through the roof. Best dances in Milwaukee/Chicago area.…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

Club is a good size and...

Club is a good size and very nice. Bar is upfront as soon as you walk in the door. Long stage runs through the floor with tables and booths on each…

Sin City Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

My husband and I visited the...

My husband and I visited the Vanity Grand on a Saturday night. We arrived around 10:00 pm and left around 1:30 am. We had read previously that the club had recently been reopened and redone.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Desire is the best club in...

Desire is the best club in RI, bare none. I am VIP member for a few years now. The food upstairs is amazingly good, and nice quiet place to relax. Also the…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

I stopped by PP on Sunday...

I stopped by PP on Sunday around 7 and stayed until around 10. I believe they were still handing out drinks at happy hour prices until at least 8. I know I got…

Chez Paree

Montréal, Quebec

A co-worker of mine suggested this...

A co-worker of mine suggested this club for our after-dinner entertainment. We arrived about 9PM on a Wednesday night. The place tries to look very up-scale with bouncers in tuxes & all that. You have…

Doll House

Atlanta, Georgia

Dropped in shortly after opening last...

Dropped in shortly after opening last Saturday. They have changed their hours to open later than they used to... now, they open at 3:00. <br> <br> Since it was only about 20 after, the girls…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

hole in the wall type place....

hole in the wall type place. i consider this a good place to just hang out. not alot of girls, and the majority of them i wouldnt go for. a few gems in the bunch…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I dropped by after visiting another...

I dropped by after visiting another local club that wasn't up to speed quite yet... OGE was certainly going pretty well when I got there. There were two stages with girls dancing, even early…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

I was pretty buzzed already when...

I was pretty buzzed already when I showed up here after a recent adequate yet disappointing visit to HiLi. It was about 7 pm on a Wed afternoon. The particulars of the club have…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

Went in on a Monday. ...

Went in on a Monday. There were about a dozen dancers in the building, and quite a few customers. Surprisingly busy for a Monday. The talent was good to very good, with…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Visited this club on a Wednesday...

Visited this club on a Wednesday night and it was DEAD. They even delayed their "honey hunt" contest because there was no crowd to participate in voting. The girls were just okay, one redhead in…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

We went to the Rhino on...

We went to the Rhino on a Saturday a couple of months ago. Taxi was about $15 from where we were staying on the strip. Obviously, $15 to get back too, but if…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Went on a Thursday night and...

Went on a Thursday night and it was pretty busy. Haven't hit a club in Dallas before and thought I'd give this place a try since it's supposedly one of the best. There are definitely…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

I stopped by to see if...

I stopped by to see if my ATF Angie was there. I first ran into Eva, the large Russian. Eva is always a delight! She is fun to talk to and those…

Ritz Cabaret & Cafe

Tulsa, Oklahoma

DO NOT GO WHEN THEY OPEN...

DO NOT GO WHEN THEY OPEN UP FOR THE DAY!! I went at 2:15 (They open @two). No girls. None. At all. I figured they might be getting ready so I sat down at a…

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, North Carolina

Visit the only club in Asheville...

Visit the only club in Asheville and thank god for it. They have dun some nice work on the club itself and the girls at this club are top notch beautiful. I visit about 3…

Daydreams

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The club is a very large...

The club is a very large one with a large stage in the middle. its a ware house converted to a strip club. I went to this place mainly because it is a nude club.…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Not too many dancers during the...

Not too many dancers during the afternoon obviously, and at $10 for entry, and a couple of $7 drinks each, before you even see what you came for you're wallet is dry $24. There…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Was in SLC for work and...

Was in SLC for work and decided to make a trip to the Mormon Capital's top club. As describe, it's a vey reserved city/club. No alcohol in the club. The entrance was…

Penthouse Club Pittsburgh

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

So… I wound up deciding to...

So… I wound up deciding to make PH my Sat evening stop after the annual meeting in the ‘burgh. <br> <br> The cliff notes version is this: Imagine Cheerleaders, subtract the noxious cigarette smog, give it…

Black Lace

Revere, Massachusetts

I had gone to black lace...

I had gone to black lace thinking that it was a front for prostitution and was curious to see if it was true. Upon entering, I was politely asked by the clerk if I had…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

I got off work early on...

I got off work early on Friday and decided to stop by this club. It's been several years since the last time visit. Inside, there are several big screen TVs that I don't remember seeing…

Mademoiselle Follie Bergere

Williamsville, New York

We enjoyed our time here, it...

We enjoyed our time here, it was Sunday Funday. It was a very slow night with not many ppl here. The club was nice, clean, and large. The stage was great with plenty of room…

Maracaibo

Medellín, Colombia

Went there on my last night...

Went there on my last night in Medellin at about 1 am and it did not disappoint. The best looking girl I've ever been with in my life with a body 11/10 was about 70k…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

...

So I'll start this review and be honest. This was the first and only strip club I have been to. That being said, I had a good time…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Visited Harem, it’s located quite near...

Visited Harem, it’s located quite near after taking exit. Hard to miss it..<br> Took a while to get adjust to Light, as its very dark inside, but no complaints. There are 3 stages, where girls perform…

Peek a Boo

Portland, Oregon

I was near the airport this...

I was near the airport this afternoon on business, so I decided to take the scenic route back home. I stopped in at Peek A Boo Dancers (formerly the Sugar Shack) on Killingsworth. I didn't…

Allure

Atlantic City, New Jersey

I worked here briefly during summer...

I worked here briefly during summer 2013. The club itself is nice, a very open reception kind of area with a front desk right inside the front doors. Club entrance is through other double doors…

Di Carlos's

Albany, New York

Haven't been here since my college...

Haven't been here since my college days. Sadly, I am a lot more depraved now than I was then so what used to be the greatest place in the world was now a bit of…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

I went to Club Cleo on...

I went to Club Cleo on the Monday night before Canada Day & also during the Jazz Fest - about 2 blocks away. But still it seemed to only be regulars. The girls there are…

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How do you like your eggs?

Yesterday afternoon I experienced another first for me. A dancer offered OTC. No that was not the first time that has happened but what was a first was that the fact that she offered to cook me breakfast…

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Turning down dancers looking for dances

I have seen discussions about this kind of thing but its on my mind after the last visit to the club. Went in on Wednesday between appointments mostly for a beer and to watch the World Cup game.…

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You're a Good Man Shadowcat

http://youtu.be/gppbrYIcR80

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New use for a barber pole?

PINE HILLS, Fla. — The owner of an Orange County barber shop was arrested after Metropolitan Bureau of Investigation agents raided the business and said it was being used as a strip club. Agents said they found a 17-year-old girl stripping…

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Interesting article about the old Twin Peeks club owver in Charlotte

Don't know if shadowcat had previously posted this. Twin Peeks (now demolished) used to be a great club for good old boys. Looks like the Feds are trying to tie its owner to the political corruption in the mayor's office. http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2014/06/02/4949400/meet-slim-baucom-charlottes-strip.html#.U7CKn9pOWM8

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Offtopic The Pitchforks are coming for the 1%

I found an interesting article suggesting a way to promote economic growth in the US. It's actually 4 pages and pretty good IMO. http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2014/06/the-pitchforks-are-coming-for-us-plutocrats-108014.html#.U7CDCGt5mSM I would add tie in CEO pay to the pay of all the employees. Every time you bump CEO…

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How do you tip strippers outside the U.S.?

A friend of mine just posed this question: In the UK and Canada, there are no paper bills -- only coins -- for the dollar and euro. (Paper currency all has higher denominations.) So, how do you tip strippers? Does…

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Guess Who: Some TUSCLers working their PU game

Internet Trolls Pick Up Girls: http://youtu.be/VAGiQ3AWKqI

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Is anyone besides me?

Is anyone besides me tired of seeing a Kardashian / Jenner / Cyrus / Swift daily in the search headlines? I could almost put Jessica Simpson in the group but she is looking pretty good lately.

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Minneapolis vs. Pittsburgh

I am making plans for a business trip and I have to choose between Minneapolis and Pittsburgh. Does anyone have a sense for how the clubs in those two cities compare? The seem pretty much the same from…

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[OT] Favorite Bond Movie?

The other thread on Bond Girls got me thinking - Which was your favorite Bond movie? I like the newer ones with Daniel Craig. Casino Royale would be my favorite. (The last one, Skyfall, however, was not only real fruitcake but…

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Dancers getting wet during lap dances, common, rare, or unusual for dancers to m

I haven't been buying very many lap dances lately but twice in the last few weeks a dancer got wet and told me so. Last night it was from a dancer I never met before. Do you hear many dancers pointing this…

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Talk about a show that should be closed down

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/man-stabbed-at-bet-awards-715591 I don't understand how people say clubs should be closed down as moral blight when this shit happens every fucking year (some years including murder) and yet the show goes on.

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She just wanted my body

Stopped in at my favorite club last night after about a two-month hiatus. Pretty slow for a Saturday but my CF was there and that's all that mattered. She hunted me down pretty quick. A 2-for-1 special was being offered…

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World Cup

Crying? Are you crying? There's no crying in football! http://youtu.be/ywUF-EcFzKI

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Have you ever wanted to fuck your iPad?

I mean really give it a good reaming? I can't say I have... But here's a fuckable iPad case if you're into that sort of thing: http://gizmodo.com/how-to-clean-a-fleshlight-yes-you-need-to-clean-your-1597138512 WEEE-YAWWW!!!

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A new acronym? I must have missed something...

The Lome_Wolf parody poster ("Lone_Sheep") referred to himself as a "SNAG". I must have missed that definition... Is a SNAG anything like a BBBJCIMNQNSQWERTYUIOP? Inquiring minds want to know.

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Flounder

Will thou get thy shit together and reconstitute profile pics.After all what the fuck do we pay you for?

Rickey's on State

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

I have now visited this club...

I have now visited this club on several occasions. I know several of the dancers well and see some OTC, but just as friends. My ATF works here as well. <br> <br> I wrote…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Went on Sunday night and was...

Went on Sunday night and was disappointed. I know, you guys say don't guy on Sundays but I work a lot, Sunday is all I got. As I have said before, best looking girls there…

Big Daddy's Showclub

Kokomo, Indiana

While on business in Kokomo I...

While on business in Kokomo I decided to do some clubbing this night. I started at the Hip Hugger and was almost bored to tears there. Ya you saw a lot of nice titties but…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

I stopped by the club on...

I stopped by the club on Saturday evening around 10:30. Paid $15 cover, which was well worth it. The overall layout is very classy and gives off a very nice appearance. It's certainly a quality…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

At the club there are two...

At the club there are two main areas that you can go to for lapdances. I went to the back area behind the main stage and also upstairs to the 2nd floor. The…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

I went to college nearby, and...

I went to college nearby, and probably visited the club about a dozen times while I was there. If you're in Chicago and looking for nude dancers, this is your only option and it's not…

Glass Slipper

Boston, Massachusetts

I've been in Boston now for...

I've been in Boston now for about three years and patronized this fine establishment at least 5 times. Four of the visits were fucking awful. Like, I wanted my bills back because the…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

This is a continuation of my...

This is a continuation of my trip from a few weeks ago. San Fran on Tuesday which sucked and San Diego Wednesday. Got to the place around 730 and paid my 20 to get in.…

Body Tapp

Fayetteville, North Carolina

I went to the club on...

I went to the club on the recommendation of a friend. Apparently I arrived way too early (945pm) BC there were only 5 dancers on staff and it stayed that way until about 11-1130. That's…

Executive Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Back in the Big Easy on...

Back in the Big Easy on business with some free time on a Friday afternoon. I decided to head the bourbon street and check the three clubs that I have success at in the…

Castaways Gentleman's Club

Duncannon, Pennsylvania

Business has taken me by this...

Business has taken me by this place a couple times in the last few years, but it always seemed a little too out of the way for me to stop at when I'm available. In…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Made my third trip to the...

Made my third trip to the place. As most reviews say a fun place. Drinks normal prices and the place is well kept up for the area. You got to check in at corner and…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

So I found myself at the...

So I found myself at the Hustler with some coworkers after some drinking at inner harbor. We walked to the club and entered walking up a couple of filghts of stairs. As we get to…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

I'll give you the lowdown: If...

I'll give you the lowdown: If you want to go to a club where your money goes a long way, and you can barely even see the face of the girl you want to go…

The Brass Ass Lounge

Newport, Kentucky

This place is and will always...

This place is and will always be the hit and miss type of place. Last time I went it was a big miss. The girls were nothing to look at and they spent most of…

Scene Restaurant & Lounge

Commack, New York

Went on a Saturday night, at...

Went on a Saturday night, at around 10pm, $10 cover. Not very crowded, which was a nice thing. $6 beers, bring your money before hand, since it has the mandatory big money ATM fee. Nice…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

This place is handy, if you're...

This place is handy, if you're driving down I-84 east of Hartford.<br> <br> $5 cover, no big deal. Takes a minute for your eyes to adjust to the low light inside. Lap dance room is just to…

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

visited the Men's Club Friday afternoon,...

visited the Men's Club Friday afternoon, with a Buddy.. he likes this club, I can't convince him to try others.. paid the $5 cover, and took seats at the table near the front stage.. the…

Midnight Express

Smithville, Tennessee

this club has a lot of...

this club has a lot of potential, but needs new ownership or management. <br> the customers were a friendly bunch, and the girls were hot.<br> the manager is a good guy, but the owner doesn't seem to…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

What I liked about the Jet...

What I liked about the Jet Strip is that the place has a friendly atmosphere. The dance prices are a little higher but otherwise, you don't feel everyone is grabbing at your wallet.…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Visited Sapphire with some friends on...

Visited Sapphire with some friends on our last night in Vegas. We called up for a limo ride, which came on time and to where we asked to be picked up. Tipped the driver…

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

Decided to stop by and check...

Decided to stop by and check this place out. Small club adjacent to the much larger Hustler. The club is underground and we had free entry after paying 10 extra for VIP access at the…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Well well well I went back...

Well well well I went back to the cab after like a 3-4 month lay off and it's still quite the same with a little more upgrades with the girls. They had a few chicks…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

Disappointed in the turnout for a...

Disappointed in the turnout for a Friday night. Girls were bored with regulars that have gotten comfortable with not spending much more than they have to. There were only a handful of guys. There was…

Thee Omega Men's Club

Rootstown, Ohio

Went in late at night and...

Went in late at night and there were only 2 girls on the floor. The place was pretty big and clean. It was brighter than I expected in there but it wasn't too bright. Cover…

Mirage

Rochester, New York

Have not been to this club...

Have not been to this club in years. not much different. $5 cover, $5 for draft beer. Arrived Abbott 9:30. A little slow. Seemed to pick up after 10:15. One long room with long runway…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Went back to pass some time...

Went back to pass some time and watch some World Cup. They had $5 table dances going on and $1 alcohol. Great price. Cover was still $9.50. Place was semi-busy. I went to the bar…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Hadn't been in a while. ...

Hadn't been in a while. Came by in the afternoon to see the talent. About average girls compared to the clubs in Pompano. The hard part is getting a dance from them.…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

Love this place! The new management...

Love this place! The new management did a great job making this place even better then it already was. Driving by you'd never expect it to be as nice inside as it is. Girls are…

Sam's Hofbrau

Los Angeles, California

What's good ya'll? Went here for...

What's good ya'll? Went here for a quick visit/piss stop to see how the club was looking and to see if there were some big booty Latina dancers there. My first visit I didn't stay…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I just moved to the Atlanta...

I just moved to the Atlanta area so I made it a point to stop by follies last week after hearing everyone talk about it. I arrived around noon and the place was pretty…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

The quality of the dancers are...

The quality of the dancers are as good as it gets. The club is nice as is most upscale the NYC clubs. Lots of dancers, plenty to choose from and readily available. <br> Unfortunately the costs…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Paper moon is one of the...

Paper moon is one of the best club is the greater DC AREA.<br> Unfortunately that is not saying a great deal.. it is well know that this DC/MD/Va region has far too many restrictive rules…

Upper Brass

Toronto, Ontario

I dropped by this club on...

I dropped by this club on a recent business trip and it certainly lived up to its positive reviews. The lower part of the club is more "blue collar". The upper part has…

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Slick's Switzerland Saturday

So, I get home from an amazing day at the beach. What do I see in my cozy little condo but WWIII. My roommate/relative and his girlfriend/best friend's cousin are arguing. My neighbor/roommates best friend is at…

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Inadvertent Flashing

I stopped into a Taco Bell last night to grab some dinner. I order a Quesarito Box, then stand off to the side waiting for my order. In comes a group of young adult African-Americans behind me. Apparently one of…

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Phoenix Club Recommendations?

I know that strippers only care about money and not who you are personally. I was wondering if you guys can recommend any Phoenix clubs were the girls genuinely appreciate timid, nice guys who are also alpha males? I've enjoyed…

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To trust or not to trust ... a PL's saga

From a recent review: “… A very cute spinner came by and sat in my lap. After about 2 mins of conversation she told me she had no money and had to pay the staff. I blew it off, but she…

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Paying strippers for their "time"

What's the deal with certain guys paying strippers for their time or just to hang out? A hot 25 y.o. approached me recently about what I thought was typical OTC action. she said she had heard that i had hung…

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Are strippers addicted to stripping?

I expected to see the usual six dancers in my local strip club during the daytime. Lo and behold, when I entered, there were "new" girls in the daytime! Many of these "new" girls had previously worked in the club…

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fake chow

Did you ever do fake chow on a stripper? Watch the movie Hall Pass

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shit head

I got called a very cool shit head! What is that supposed to mean?

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Sperm donors needed, any volunteers?

UK facing 'major' sperm shortage By James Gallagher Health editor, BBC News online The UK is facing a major sperm shortage that may be tempting fertility clinics to accept poorer quality sperm, the British Fertility Society (BFS) warns. Some clinics rely on imported sperm…

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I Dated a Pyscho

Did you guys know tis is one of the fine shows on Lifetime Movie Network (LMN)? Lmao!

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Shadowbrat

Why doesn't he prop anyone?

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I think this is self explanatory :)

http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/27/women-see-their-vaginas-for-the-first-time-and-its-surprisingly-moving-4776398/

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New Vegas strip club web site..Looks to be very informative.

http://www.toplessvegasonline.com/venues/spearmint-rhino/

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Reminder: Never Steal from Your Job to Pay a Stripper

http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2014/06/man-gets-jail-time-for-stealing-from-job-to-pay-stripper

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Costa Rica

Have a free night in San Jose soon and want to check out the action at Key Largo/Del-Ray but would rather not stay at the Del Ray. Any suggestions? (Thinking of staying at Hotel Presidente but wonder if I will…

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Bond Girls

Woke up at 4:00 AM because of the dang smoke alarm downstairs in the kitchen was chirping that it needed a battery replaced. Those SOBs never seem to go bad during the day, only at night. Couldn't go back to…

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Iowa Clubs

I'll be driving through eastern Iowa so does anybody recommend any particular clubs that are known for high mileage?

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Rockstar weekend!!

What's up jealous haters? Weekend update time from South Beach's coolest, richest, Mcdonalds owning, drug addicted, can't find a non-pro, badass LMN!!! So everyone weekend I hit the party scene, get plastered on more drugs than any human could ever handle…

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My last topic for a while just out of Fun

I just came from visiting a strip club where an X worked. I enter in confident and jouvelint and feel a weird vibe...I notice all the strippers whether attractive or not whispering about Me staring at Me directly…

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True or False

The girls we have a family with is different from the girls we desire sex with ?

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PSA: New HIV Testing That Cuts Detection Down To Days

For STI worry warts: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/idealab/cdc-new-hiv-testing

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PSA: Always lock up your guns.....er, sex toys

For sex gun nuts: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/evolve-gun-safety-dildo-psa

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Four new Articles posted today.

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Getting more than you expected

I went into this club last Monday expecting nothing more than the usual club experience. However to my surprise, this little Latina chick caught my eye whenever she went on stage. I am usually not a huge tipper so I…

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Where should the Dollar Bill Go?

Yesterday I walked up to the stage and tipped a dancer by placing a dollar under her thong where it circled her thigh. The dancer removed the dollar and pushed it down the front of her thong into the…

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Pin Up Artists

Good morning amigos. I was just checking out a Bill Ward book that I own, going over the amazing pin ups that he drew. I am big fan of Ward's style, more so than Vargas or Elvgren. Besides Ward, Olivia…

Detailed account of a bachelor party from a neurotic dude

My boys and I went to Vegas for a long weekend, and seeing as one of our buddies is getting married in a couple of months, we decided to surprise him with a visit to the Spearmint Rhino. After a bit of research and some arguing amongst ourselves about a month before the trip, we decided to buy the $700 bachelor/bottle service special. So the night finally arrived. We hopped in the limo at our hotel at around 11:00PM on a Saturday night. I did tip the limo driver upon our arrival at the club. I'm curious to see what people would tip a limo driver for a short ride with seven guys. I tipped him $15. When my buddy made the…

Is it cheating to have sex with a Stripper if your married

This is not one of those long drawn out articles. This is definitely not a reflection of your own personal moral standard or what others perceive to be status quo. This is simply a question asking others who may empathize or sympathize on the situation. The question arises to be, is it morally illegal or respectively wrong to have sex with a stripper if in fact you are married or in a serious relationship? Before you jump to the basic answer which is "YES", take the time to look at it from a different perspective. The simple answer of "yes it is wrong" comes from generations of brain washing and teaching where people live in a world of…

Standards of (S)excellence

For years, I've loved visiting strip clubs from coast to coast. From New York to California. From Miami to Portland. From Houston to Chicago. From Sin City to Atlanta. From the large and very expensive clubs in New York City to small run down and cheap clubs along I-95 in the Carolinas. (I do, of course, avoid those really shabby places where common sense tells me that I would be asking for trouble just walking into them). I see the ratings that TUSCL and other sites give to various clubs far and near, and frankly I don't understand most of them. It comes as no surprise that based on one's age, money to spend, and…

Chapter One of Memoirs of a Dancer

The Very First Time How did I get here? I come from a…

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Why Blowjobs Are More Intimate Than Sex

Why Blowjobs Are More Intimate Than Sex: http://youtu.be/qPxSU7zDmOE

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Common wisdom debunked -- humor with ragtime piano music

Humor, recently gone missing on TUSCL 10 Misconceptions Rundown: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCzXZfNIu3A

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Do you tell your favorite when she is screwing up or just move on?

The last few visits with my ATF have been just okay but not great. I feel I am generous with the cash, drink and food (if she is hungry) but lately, I feel she thinks of me more as…

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Debate starters

All___ are___ As everone knows.... It's a well known fact that.... Only a simp would think that.... agree? others?

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Make up sex

While I was at my favorite club today, I see nothing new or exciting got published on here. So I though that I would give it a shot. I ran into one of my ole favorites today that I hadn't…

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[OT] World Cup

Is there some big soccer game today? :-) Who are you cheering for and what do you think the final score will be?

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cumming inside your Atf

How many times have you cummed inside your ATF without a condum ? I just reached number 800 last night...its taken me 3 years to do so....I'm hopping for 2,000 before she retires me

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Google phone

Is this free and can u also use it for like Facebook accounts to get started?

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Pulling fine ass when young

There seems to be a prevailing consensus among most of the dudes that post on TUSCL that being young (20's and early 30's) automatically means being able to pick up fine honey's at will in a civilian environment. Now, I'm positive,…

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Anyone Have Anything To Worry About? LOL

San Francisco Escort Site Myredbook.com Seized by Feds http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/california/San-Francisco-Escort-Site-MyRedbook-Seized-by-Feds-264647691.html

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Your stripper numbers, texts & pics are safe!

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/06/26/us/supreme-court-cellphones-search-privacy.html?_r=0

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How much do you pay for BBBJ or Sex in VIP?

The average cost of the VIP in southern Jersey is $125 for 15 minutes; $225 for 30 minutes. The stripper gets $75 for the 15 minute room; and $100 for the 30 minute room. I may tip the stripper…

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Another amazing OTC date

Yet another amazing OTC "date" this afternoon. Here's why I love taking these honey's out. 1. They drink. Drink for drink and most can handle it better than I can. 2. They eat. They actually order a meal and chow…

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What is the difference between an 8.5 and a 10?

Ranukam's earlier discussion led me to think of what is the difference between a very good looking girl and and a girl with outstanding looks? It is all subjective and individual but what is the difference to you? And…

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So true of an article

Came across this article on Facebook and this is TOTALLY the attitude of strippers so thought if share. If anyone wants to post to the pink site feel free! http://worldtruth.tv/this-pretty-girl-was-seeking-a-rich-husband-the-reply-she-got-from-a-banker-was-priceless/

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stupid question about dates sex etc....

whether its sexist etc.... answer this should guys like Brad Pitt be told to be monoagmous to one attractive female to allow less attractive guys the chance to GET with them or Date them without having to pay. Attractive meaning (8,9,10's)

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Deep topic-hard to answer?

My first encounter with a girl who was already Happily or unhappily taken or involved was in High School If 75% of all My dates or sexual encounters since involve somebody else's PROPERTY should I quit this or…

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is this a no-no

In a topless joint two strippers sit in front of Me but not in the lapdance room or vip room flashing Me their pussies either to the Hurray or Dismay of many patrons. Is this a…

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picture this scenario-Fake but lets say this was Real

Justin Bieber enters a strip club and is blowing 75k around(Already Happened) and walks out with just one Stripper at night. I walk into that same club the same night and Spent just 20 dollars on cover charge…

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pictures in clubs

They say a picture is worth a thousand words and Actions speak louder then words. Someone doesn't believe that lets say I have had sex with strippers who were a 10. I say Yes I have. And tell them…

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Ever did this or have this happen

I ask the owner of a club Once If I could get a LapDance from His wife who was Hot Big Bootied and also an X stripper/barmaid. He said Yes if only He could watch to see if there wasn't any…

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Ever encountered this scenario

Ever seen this. Female Patron who looks better than the strippers themselves or even the barmaids

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have this happen

A long long time ago I was pissy drunk or half drunk when I accidently without notice handed a stripper a 100 dollar bill instead of the 10 I was gonna give her. She tried to return it but I played…

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So I'm looking for a new job...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2668096/Republican-congressmans-chief-staff-resigns-jilted-porn-star-girlfriend-tweets-photo-genitals.html

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Sex

Would you rather get a BBBJ from a 10, or get CFS from a 8.5? I love blowjobs as much as anyone, and her being a 10 would be very tempting, but there's nothing like dick being in pussy. I love…

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age to enter a strip club

should male patrons or female patrons be allowed in strip clubs when they reach 18 instead of 21. I think not but I went to My first strip club at 19 so there goes but if in a club say males…

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Minors saved from strip club Sex Trafficers. Yay!

Sixteen male and eight female entertainers were rescued from a suspected gay bar and strip club in Caloocan City{Philippines} before dawn Wednesday. Police and social welfare operatives acting on a tip raided the establishment along Zabarte Road in Caloocan City, radio…

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before My last gf this had happened or was happening as it did in the past

Lets suppose this was true I'm was in a strip club or visiting a few strip clubs alone or with a friend back in 2000-2002 I was flirted on chatted with etc...I ended up getting phone numbers or email addresses or…

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Gold, Guns, Girls

Favorite TUSCL discussion topics. As it should be.

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Dating or having sex with a porn star or a Playboy Bunny

Which do you prefer if they are separate and not one in the same?

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being banned from a strip club

Happened in the past a one times but here goes I was in a strip club the other night where I noticed nearly all the women checking me out up close from far or at glances signifying they found me pleasantly…

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OT: How much money do you need, monthly, to maintain your lifestyle?

So, my topic about strippers' drugs of choice lead to an interesting debate regarding how one can live off a certain annual income. Since most people here frequent strip clubs (which are relatively expensive establishments) and pay for sex (another relatively…

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A hot flirty waitress makes or breaks my night

2 clubs local to me, dancers average out but staff? 1 club has for the most part no security, the other has castoffs from the WWE. 1 club has a plain bartender the other a stunner, both have lame djs.…

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dating strippers or dating in general as far as looks

This is not about Sex but dating. I'm into open style casual dating hence You've dated a handful of girls from 6's 7's and 8's till you date a PERFECT 10 but now you find yourself single should you date another Perfect…

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Of all the places to get stuck

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/27971248

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Anything you want to tell us lopaw?

LOS ANGELES (CBSLA.com) — An El Segundo woman is suing a strip club after she was allegedly barred from entering the establishment without being accompanied by a male. Tamara Yatkin, 54, filed the complaint Friday in Los Angeles Superior Court against…

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OT: Holy Shit!

Call me Captain Oblivious, but I just noticed that discussions started by people I have ignored don't show up in the main listing anymore! No more smurfs fooling me into thinking something relevant has been posted! Thanks, Founder!

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The Most Improbable Text from a Stripper

I haven't seen my ATF Christie in over a year, but we text each other intermittently. Today she sent me a text that was the least likely thing I ever expected to hear from her: "I haven't forgotten that I…

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stripper drug of choice

What do you find, in your respective locales, to be the drug of choice for strippers? I often hear cocaine, which generally surprises me. Its definitely cocaine around here - but I live on Miami Beach where cocaine is plentiful and…

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Best clubs in Western PA or Eastern OH where "EXTRAS" are to be had.

Does anyone know of any clubs in Western PA or Eastern OH where extras are available? A lot of the places I use to go when I traveled thru have cracked down or just aren't even open anymore.…

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OK...fess up. Which one of you pervs did this one?

http://www.egotastic.com/2014/06/the-swiss-cheese-pervert-pleads-guilty/ Really...I'd have gone with a Roncal. But I'm partial to sheep's milk cheeses.

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It's official guys, casual sex IS good for you, according to new study.

You can stop having a mini meltdown and inhaling a whole bottle of wine every time you have a one night stand because a new study has revealed it might actually be good for you. WHAT THE?! The study from New York…

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Regarding the peep show question, a variation on that: Porn theater in house dan

The recent discussion about peep shows which are increasingly rare reminded me of a couple unique porn theaters in michigan, one in lansing and one in battle creek. They were rickety old worn out small theaters with both a…

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OT: got stuff to sell? Screw Ebay. Use Face Book

I'm preparing to downsize homes and had a lot things I wanted to get rid of. My daughter took photos of all of it and posted it on Face Book. within a week I sold: 1) Broyhill 9 piece dinning room…

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Pussy Appearance

I finally made my first trip to a new club which is all nude. I was immediately approached by a girl that I would say was a 3 out of 10. In my opinion this type of girl…

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If a dancer shows you her pussy and you're not in a nude club, does that mean yo

I can't remember where but I thought I read somewhere, can't remember where in the world I would have read such strange information, that if a dancer shows you her pussy, you have good odds of getting OTC action with…

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Padding the dance count

What do you guys do, if anything when there is a difference of opinion with a stripper on the dance count? Recently at my home club a stripper was at 4 when I was at 3. I know I was…

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Head Scratchers

Every now and then something will happen at a strip club that leaves me wondering. OK, maybe it's more often than that. Typically it's bad stuff, but occasionally something tremendous will unexpectedly occur. Today I was visiting my favorite club…

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Looking to find a hot date to go grinding on the dance floor in West Palm South

Appreciate any suggestions on how I can find this babe.

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Taoism & Dick Exercises

I've been reading and putting into practice Taoism philosophy about sex into my life...the experience has been amazing and all my providers are getting off on my bigger dick and longevity in the sack

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LMN dude... was this you?

http://gawker.com/very-high-man-understandably-confuses-car-for-alien-spa-1593838175 If so...coo-el!

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fun otc times

I've met some crazy girls and had all kinds of fun. Not always the "extras" that get talked about. My last favorite dancer was a lot of fun. One time we were going to dinner. We…

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Interesting article on the declining cost of sex.

http://www.salon.com/2011/01/19/young_women_romance/

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would you be worried if you were me/STD testing?

pretty upscale place, big metro city. went in alone took a cab, buddy meeting me there bailed. had a few drinks and all of a sudden and hour and half later and i was wasted. remember a…

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"I never knew how much pain I was in, until I started taking these pills"

I was doing some roxis with the usual suspect this past weekend. I had introduced her to roxis, as she had been somewhat against/fearful of heroin-like drugs prior. In a shocking moment of candor, she looked at me, then picked…

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Mini Skirts-Panties or No Panties

Ladies and gentlemen, I am in a bit of a quandary. I love a slut in a mini skirt. Only problem is, I don't know if I prefer them with or without. I love it when a…