My last topic for a while just out of Fun

I just came from visiting a strip club where an X worked.

I enter in confident and jouvelint and feel a weird vibe...I notice all the strippers whether attractive or not whispering about Me staring at Me directly or from side eye and lots of them approach Me.. since I was waiting to meet someone first I declined one lap dance after another. I look around the room and notice guys from Blue collar workers suit and tie guys Hip Hop Heads some average joes and some Pitbull wanna bee's... Now whether to know if any extra curricular affairs happen here or in private etc.... Here goes...
If EVERY SINGLE STRIPPER single or otherwise attached came up to Me and handed Me their telephone number and some patrons or management got wind... should I be banned from Strip clubs if other patrons try to do the same and get rejected by the females....