Woke up at 4:00 AM because of the dang smoke alarm downstairs in the kitchen was chirping that it needed a battery replaced. Those SOBs never seem to go bad during the day, only at night. Couldn't go back to sleep so I turned on the TV and up popped a James Bond marathon. The beauties that have been showcases over the years have been nothing short of incredible…even the early ones despite those wild ass 1960s hairdos were built like brick outhouses and were mostly natural.
Question:
Which one is your favorite and provides an immediate rush of lust to your thought process? Made you dream of a lap dance or otherwise? Enticed you want to watch every one of the reruns in the marathon?
The babe in the movie when I first turned on the tube was Jill St. John, a 36-22-35 redhead that knew how to walk and wear a bikini. She was from the “bush era†(not George Bush) but I began to envision time in the VIP. Nuff said about that. I still haven't come to a conclusion of which Bond Girl is my favorite, but the marathon ain't over.
Do you gents recall one that gave/gives you a total rush?
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Kim Basinger - Never Say Never Again Barbara Bach - The Spy Who Loved Me Daniela Bianchi - From Russia With Love Jane Seymour - Live and let Die Ursula Andress - Dr. No (with special mention to Chou Mei, the Chinese girl in the pool, for one of the best tongue-in-cheek names in the whole series)
Dawg,
Good list. The marathon is going on.
Best Bond girl character names:
Bond: Who are you? P.G: My name is Pussy Galore Bond: I must be dreaming.
Ursula Andress (Honey Rider) in "Dr. No"
She's the reason white is my favorite color for strippers to wear.
I was just hitting puberty when "Diamonds Are Forever" was released so I had an immediate hard-on for Jill St. John. But her 70's clothes and hair don't hold up for me today.
So, for ten extra points toward absolutely no prize, who played Plenty O'Toole in Diamonds Are Forever?
Plenty O'Toole = Lana Wood
Bond in the same movie grabs a bikini top off some chick and wrapped it around her neck trying to get a confession, saying "Let you get something off your chest". Don't know the lady's name.
Motor - I posted in a thread a while back about a naked Ursula Andress was in the first playboy-type magazine I ever saw.
Lana Wood
The image of Ursulla Andress coming out of the water is emblazoned on my mind forever. Remarkable.
Head of the class for those of you who said Lana Wood, assuming you didn't have to look it up. She was actually Natalie Wood's sister.
Famous Plenty O'Toole scene, gangster just tossed her out of a 20th floor window:
I didn't know there was a pool down there."
Let's not forget another Euro blonde -- Britt Eckland
She was in "The Man With the Golden Gun"
It's one of my favorite Bond films. There's a lot of Roger Moore haters, but I kinda liked his light, humorous approach.
The Asian one, of course!
Which one, clubber? Lucy Liu, or one of the ancillary characters like Chou Mei or Bond's "wife" in you only live twice?
My favorite Bonds in order of preference:
Sean Connery and Daniel Craig (tie). Both play Bond with the hard edge that Ian Flemming wrote in.
Piece Brosnan. Only slightly less hard-edged but maybe a bit too "pretty".
Timothy Dalton. Good character. I think he suffered from poorer material. My favorite Bond following Connery until Brosnan came on the scene.
Roger Moore. Loved him in The Saint! Unfortunately, he brought that character into the Bond role. Again, part of the blame goes to bad writing.
George Lazenby (On Her Majesty's Secret Service). Award for Most Wooden Portrayal.
Woody Allen (the original Casino Royale). I can't even talk about that turkey. However, the Bond girl naked and held down on the table only by two strategically positioned straps is the one thing I remember!
Arghh! Just realized that my ref to Lucy Liu should have been Michelle Yeoh. My bad.
Hands down.
IHMO Sean was the Best!
ATAC,
Tang Wei
BTW, Sean will always be THE Bond! After him Moore and Brosnan.
Who was the girl on the train wearing a velvet choker around her neck when Bond bedded her?
That girl and that scene got my teen aged pecker throbbing painfully.
@ farmerart - Tatiana Romanova?
My favorite will always be Alotta Fagina.
^^^^ Yes, in From Russia With love
There's also a great little scene where Bond tells her to do as she's told and then gives her a crisp swat on her pert bottom
Of course, as a SNAG, I now realize the scene is incredibly sexist
Here's the list of Bond Girls. Motor probably was in charge of the voting as Ursulla Andress is number one.
^^^ looks like they are just listed in chronological order.
duh? was thinking about pussy galore
My favorite Bond Girls in chronological order:
Claudine Auger (Thunderball) Jane Seymour (Live and Let Die) Carole Bouquet (For Your Eyes Only) Sophie Marceau (The World is Not Enough) Eva Green (Casino Royale)
Grace Jones always makes me sprout wood.
Hmm. I noticed that except for Jane Seymour everyone else on my list is French. Maybe I have a thing for French girls?
@ 3LeggedMan
If Grace Jones didn’t dress and act so butch I would find her attractive too.
SirL, awesome choices. I was thinking of Lynn-Holly but couldn’t remember the name.
Classic: Ursula Andress (Honey Rider) in "Dr. No"
Modern: Gemma Arterton (Strawberry Fields) in "Quantum of Solace"
Speaking of James Bond there are reports out of Hollywood that Idris Elba will be cast as the next 007, let’s see the nincompoops loose their minds. lol
Who is Idris Elba? Sounds like a girls name. Is it a tranny?
^You shouldn’t be stirring the pot with your fingers the water is boiling.
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